And suddenly, I do not know what to write.

So, happy farking stupid lame ngongkui mo-liu oi cheng yan yit. Ptui! Happy Valentine’s Day to all the suckers who got conned into parting with their money on this day. Happy getting suckered by commercialism. Happy crying over the fact that no one sends you any roses. Happy getting angry over your spouse/lover/cow/goats for not wishing you Happy Valentine’s Day. Sex is free! Why spend money? Muahaharrr….

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Happy Valentine’s Day to Bobo Chan, Cecelia Cheung, Gillian Chung, Maggie Q, Joey Yung, Jolin Tsai, Rachel Chan, Vincy Cheung from Edison Chen. Don’t worry, Edison Chen is coming back to Hongkong from Boston to wish all of you Happy Valentine’s Day.

This is also for those sorhais who google ‘why do men say i love you and cheat?’ Niamah, you think I am your aunty meh? Google these sort of questions and come to my blog.

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And you better leave me a comment to wish me Happy Blog Anniversary or your silence will be noted permanently.

Kahkahkahkah…..damn….. it is so liberating to be a three years old domain. I LOVE CHANLILIAN.NET! I LOVE ME ME ME!