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Happy Valentine’s Day, Happy Blog anniversary, Happy everything to me

And suddenly, I do not know what to write.

So, happy farking stupid lame ngongkui mo-liu oi cheng yan yit. Ptui! Happy Valentine’s Day to all the suckers who got conned into parting with their money on this day. Happy getting suckered by commercialism. Happy crying over the fact that no one sends you any roses. Happy getting angry over your spouse/lover/cow/goats for not wishing you Happy Valentine’s Day. Sex is free! Why spend money? Muahaharrr….


Happy Valentine’s Day to Bobo Chan, Cecelia Cheung, Gillian Chung, Maggie Q, Joey Yung, Jolin Tsai, Rachel Chan, Vincy Cheung from Edison Chen. Don’t worry, Edison Chen is coming back to Hongkong from Boston to wish all of you Happy Valentine’s Day.

This is also for those sorhais who google ‘why do men say i love you and cheat?’ Niamah, you think I am your aunty meh? Google these sort of questions and come to my blog.


And you better leave me a comment to wish me Happy Blog Anniversary or your silence will be noted permanently.

Kahkahkahkah…..damn….. it is so liberating to be a three years old domain. I LOVE CHANLILIAN.NET! I LOVE ME ME ME!

40 Responses to “Happy Valentine’s Day, Happy Blog anniversary, Happy everything to me”

  1. I wish your obnoxious blog a very happy 3rd birthday!!!

    Ha ha, you truly one kind, Lilian! Love your spunk 🙂

  2. HaPpY BloGiVerSary!

  3. Happy Blog Anniversary!

    May you become more and more obnoxious in your blog! Muahahahaha!!!

  4. Happy Anniversary to!!!
    Happy Valentine’s Day!!!
    Happy Chinese New Year!!
    Happy Malaysia 12th Erection Election!!!
    Happy Using New Theme!!!
    Happy Apa-apa Saja!!!

  5. Happy Anniversary! Add oil…
    You are not far from #1 obnoxious blog…

  6. Tiu, Hepi lah. If not, u hold a grudge against me. I just celebrated valentine’s day with a bj……

  7. Happy Blogniversary!
    And Happy V-Day to you too …
    Another V-Day being spent alone … not
    Am boycotting V-Day with the single suckers
    Love your posts by the way!!

  8. Happy Anniversary to too, 3 years old!

  9. gong hei gong hei!!

  10. Happy happy anything for you.
    But the most important one is

  11. Selamat Menyambut Ulang Tahun Ke Tiga!!!

  12. No wonder my email was flooded with wishes from women around the world.

    Happy anniversary and Happy ‘sex’ Valentine’s day.

  13. i almost forgot today is valentine’s day, until i came to your blog and saw the heading! (shows how much attention i pay to this over-rated over-commercialized day!)

    happy 3rd blog anniversary to 5Xmom!!! happy overrated valentine’s day! happy nice new blog theme!

  14. chehh… i oso forgot it was valentine’s day. i only remembered it’s wear-batik-to-work day :p

    happy blog anniversary!

  15. Happy Blog Anniversary!

  16. Happy-happy Valentine’s day to some victims of commercialisation…. i do celebrate when i was young, but now no more ler. How i wish to receive some surprise deliveries like roses ka, chocs ka, teddy bear ka…etc. etc. but hubby just not so romantic anymore, due to the stress of work to find $$$$$$. eh, radio news yesterday did mention that the police will be on patrol today at plcs where teenagers used to hang-out or some cheap hotels, to curb ‘immoral activities’…, guys better behave yourselves, k.

  17. happy valentine’s day! I no get conned by commercialism ah…I use fahwers from by backyard! hahahahaha

  18. HAPPY BLOGIVERSARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Pai tin gong tonite?

  19. happy everything to u! 🙂

  20. happy happy!! happy blog anniversary! sex is free, oh yeah!

  21. happy anniversary lilian!!
    I dont believe in valentine’s bf so I wont wish
    to other readers, happy gettung cheated by florists and chocs seller!!
    have fun!

  22. “Ching Yan Chit Fai Lok” – Gong Hei Gong Hei!

    Wishing you a happy anniversary on your Obnoxious blog.

  23. Selamat Ulang Tahun Ketiga!

    Ps. What is Dave Lucas on about with the link in his comment?

  24. Happy Valentine’s Day, Gong Xi Fa Chai (Where my Ang Pao?), Happy Birthday to your Blog, Happy Everything!!!!

  25. Quickly, quickly…nanti lilian marah!!!….Happy 3rd Anniversary, 5XMom’s blog…and to Lilian and ATM, Happy Valentine’s Day. What did he get for u? A no-limit credit card???

  26. STP – Thanks for your very lovey-dovey SMS worrrr…..Chey, no-limit credit card I long-long ago oredi got lah. A girl must get that before sex wan lah. Aparah lu. Ini pun taktau.

    Thanks for all the other 24 comments! I lazy to reply all but I appreciate it very much.

    Raymond – George Lucas’s bro. LOL. No lah, Dave got a different views from us Asians on naked photos.

    ***ding, ding, ding….more comments please. Or else I going to change my blogroll lor. No comment, no more in my blogroll. Nyek nyek nyek…

  27. VD sounds like veneral disease lol

  28. Cibai! Comment no answer lagi want more comments!!!

    Blogroll??? Yahor, I forgot I have a site. Better go update. After PW also lupa liao. Niamah!

  29. terence – Rasa pedas leh…

    anthraxxxx – Same mah, can get VD oso mah.

  30. I really like that statement “sex is free. Why spend money” haha … Oh oh.. Happy Blog Anniversary from a blog newbie! 🙂

  31. happy… in everything.. 😀

  32. Happy 3rd birthday to your blog and many many more to come…yours is simply numero Uno!!

  33. Yozo – Wuah, tenkiu….I hepi till cloud nine lor.

    lee chien- Thank you, you have a good VD too.

    melbie – Real wan mah, free mah, hor? Nay…end up like Edison Chen girlfriends mah sei for.

    terence again – Real one. I going to change my blogroll liao. I got too many there. Cut cut cut.

    *ding ding ding……last call….comments please*

  34. You wouldn’t dare cut mine.

  35. terence – chop chop chop

    Cut your what?

  36. Happy Third and may you have many more!!!!! 🙂

  37. I dun blog but I’d like to wish ya Happy Blog Anniversary and Happy EVERYthing to you 😀

  38. Talk about sheer waste of good money… lilian,
    please do check this out…

  39. hello aunty chan, happy blog anniversary 😀

  40. Happy belated everything . =)