Tu dia! Pak Lah mai Penang dengan Siti Nurhaliza. Pi Padang Tembak dengan Ong Ka Ting

Jangan main-main ni. Did you hear that Pak Lah came to Penang with Siti Nurhaliza to Padang Tembak? Padang Tembak, as I mentioned the other day, is one of the earliest blocks of low cost flats in Penang. I heard MCA Chairman, OKT and Gerakan deputy chief were in the entourage as well. I bet [...]

A recollection of my 2004 Malaysia General Election

I am voting for Barisan Nasional. The blue dacing. Easy, right?

Let’s help to think what to do with RM2.4 million worth of indelible ink, will ya?

Turn it into some ubat mujarab that can cure cancer, kuat tenaga batin and better than Viagra and Tongkat Ali mixed together.

2) Repackage it as the latest fashionable nail polish and sell it. Ask Michelle Yeoh to be the spokesperson. ;)

3) Mix it with KY jelly and it may help with birth control. “Abang….tengok tu, kote masih ada ink, tak cukup dua minggu lagi tu…Tunggu ya, yanggg. Sabar…..Siti masih fertile period lagi….”

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