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March 10th, 2008 at 1:41 am

Tak relevan. Not relevant

I just like these words. You say I tak relevan. I say you tak relevan back.

So, tak relevan is like the 2008 Malaysia errm…okok, I oredi promised I won’t talk politics anymore.

Here are some tak relevan things.

1) I have been on “no animals killed intentionally for my foods” diet for a month already. I only have a few more days to go. By March 21st evening, it is back to makan real animals. I bukak posa the moment they put Jesus to death on the cross. Actually, I think I have got my dates wrong.

2) For the last few days hubby and I had been so crazy over the errmmm….We totally forgot that we have to attend his niece’s house warming on Sunday night and we totally forgot to buy her a present. Lucky, her mother (hubby’s sis) phoned us to ask why we didn’t go. So, we rushed over with an angpow instead.

3) We were so fashionably late as it was already 9.30 pm and all the in-laws have left except for some guests. They must think we are the worst and most lansi uncle and aunty who arrived when the caterers were clearing up.

4) I wonder why we women have this funny pattern. I am 44 and I won’t be asking a 24 years old girl where she buy her mini skirt because I want to buy like her fashion. If I am 34, I wont ask a 14 years old where she get her clothes because I want to wear like hers. So, why is it ok for a 64 years old woman to ask me? Is it because she is so fashionable and young? Or am I freaking wearing a 64 years old woman’s fashion? This question bugs me the whole day and it bugs me every week.

5) I am glad that finally our choir has the last choir practice for Easter. We are going to rest until Christmas. I hate waking up at 9.30am in shock and feeling dizzy because I need to rush for mass at 10 am. (if I don’t have choir, I go on Sat evening) I will be late and before I even get into church, I will cussing the earlier ‘batch’ who had finished their prayer but they enjoy hanging around, having breakfast in church! Therefore, I have no parking and need to park on the curb outside. The residents there treat the curb like a dog’s toilet and I need to evade the shits like landmines. So, I cuss more. By the time I got inside, I probably need an hour to say sorry for the cusses I made the whole morning.

6) I am going to prepare dinner for a group of about 30 youths middle of this week. I cannot decide if I want to cook regular dishes with rice or something western. I also wonder if Indians who are Christians eat pork? Never mind, I will stick to chicken. Still I am curious if Indians who are Christian eat oink oink? Stupid question?

So many tak relevan things. You are welcome to leave not relevant comments as well.

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  • Charleskey
    1:58 am on March 10th, 2008 1

    21 is my birthday…weeee…

    finally we changed something in this election.gud gud..

  • Bryan
    1:59 am on March 10th, 2008 2

    The cat at my down stair just gave birth to 5 kittens. Razz

  • kopi
    2:27 am on March 10th, 2008 3

    i live in a rather large condo complex. my stupid neighbour with no alloted parking lot parks her car outside the complex. my unit is nearest to the exit. hers isn’t. her car has got a faulty alarm system and will activate at the slightest fart. it squeals and squeals for hours every other night without fail… i am down to my last nerve… after which i think i shall take a baseball bat to it… or alternatively call a towing service and have it towed to Klang for a salt water bath.

  • azhan
    2:32 am on March 10th, 2008 4

    oh Easter..

    reminds me of my first time experience in church in USA for Easter.

  • Lasker
    2:39 am on March 10th, 2008 5

    ermmm .. Just went to KL and back and had a good dose of JCO donuts?

    I can hear your tummy growling, How’s that for not relevant? Hee hee hee.

  • Simon Seow
    3:09 am on March 10th, 2008 6

    As long as they are not Muslim, I think they can eat pork. Some Indian are vegetarian not for religious purposes, it’s just that their family are vegetarian.

  • kopi
    3:22 am on March 10th, 2008 7

    just picked up from rocky’s bru tomolo got a peaceful “Please Go” protest at Istana Negara 9.30 am to ask you know who to resign…

  • kopi
    3:23 am on March 10th, 2008 8

    aiya… i mean today… 10/03

  • terence
    8:35 am on March 10th, 2008 9

    I am handsome. I am handsome. I am handsome.

  • Charleskey
    9:18 am on March 10th, 2008 10

    oh..I didn’t realise this is about tak relevant…hmm..ok…

    don’t forget today is christmas, remember my present.

  • suituapui
    9:28 am on March 10th, 2008 11

    Aiyor, Lilian. You said:
    “…I only have a few more days to go. By March 21st evening, it is back to makan real animals. I bukak posa the moment they put Jesus to death on the cross…”
    Gee! It sounds like you’re waiting for them to kill Jesus so that you can eat his meat. Hey! Come to think of it, don’t we do that ALL the time - eat His flesh and drink His blood??? LOL! The non-Catholics will be wondering what the hell we’re talking about and think we’re cannibals!!!

    P.S.: If I invite you and you come late, never mind…! Just make sure you remember to bring big, fat angpao!!! Wakakakakakakaka!!!!

    P.P.S.: Your anak oredi peeing in his pants or not? SPM results tomorrow!!! You kiasu parent oredi promised him wat? RM1K for every A1 he gets??? Parents nowadays (Shakes head!)!!!

  • suituapui
    9:30 am on March 10th, 2008 12

    Oops…got dates wrong! STPM tomorrow, SPM on Wednesday!!! So longer time to pee in his pants!!! LOL! Retire already mah! Nowadays dunno nite or day even!!! Everyday the same!

  • Steeky
    9:37 am on March 10th, 2008 13

    Lilian, what shall I do… my opposite neighbour has his
    dog tied up on a metal leash round the clock… 24/day, 365/year.. not for a moment have I seen the dog been released .. at least for it to exercise its legs or something… my heart pains so much for the poor thing…
    if I do make a report, as we know nothing will be done for the law governing cruelty to animals are simply ‘ha-chew’
    to a worse animal like its owner! And very likely he will be very sore with me coz I have spoken to him before on this and he is still the same animal that he is!!!

  • th_c
    9:40 am on March 10th, 2008 14

    I just laosai. Now pening, thinking of to take leave and go home sleep.

  • SilverIsle
    10:06 am on March 10th, 2008 15

    Indians don’t eat oink oink one meh? Isn’t that Muslims? You mean beef gua?

    Hmm… As far as I know, my Indian friends who are Christian eat beef.

  • terence
    10:12 am on March 10th, 2008 16

    I am very handsome. Very handsome. Very handsome.

  • corsaro
    10:19 am on March 10th, 2008 17

    ling why are you not here…..oh look lizard!

  • Choonie
    10:27 am on March 10th, 2008 18

    I have a week holiday but I have to strive for my exam on Thursday. Too many ceramah session last week, didn’t have time to sit down to study.
    I guess I will have to enjoy my another short break next week from 20th - 24th. Thinking where to go for a short break.

  • pablopabla
    11:15 am on March 10th, 2008 19

    I am in office but cannot work. Thinking of, reading and commenting irrelevant stuffs….

    Oh…I registered my daughter for Primary 1 school today. Pray that God will open the way Grin

  • #2
    1:01 pm on March 10th, 2008 20

    Woi…reflectors order how much?

  • kopi
    1:10 pm on March 10th, 2008 21

    see beh sian… almost all my favourite sites not accessible today…. Frown

  • sujend
    3:01 pm on March 10th, 2008 22

    tommorow stpm results out…but my happiness overpenang victory overshadow-ed my nervousness

  • Ravi
    3:16 pm on March 10th, 2008 23

    Ok , as an Indian who is also a Christian i do eat pork, maybe because my wife is Chinese. But actually Indian Christians do eat beef and pork (though they are generally not a big fan of pork). Would be safe to cook some vegetarian dishes though (just 1 will do ). As a Malaysian should you not know this? Caught ya!
    Happy Easter!

 

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