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Secrets to looking young without tempe (re the Penang CM, again!)

My #2 son usually walks home after getting down at the bus-stop. Along the way, he crosses the flyover on Jalan Air Itam near the state mosque. So, there were lots of election posters earlier. He asked me if I want him to bring home one huge banner of the Penang CM’s face (when he was campaigning for the election, i.e. before he is a CM) and hang in my bedroom since I never stop writing about him.

BTW, my dear hubby actually took the trouble to remove the DAP election banners and posters from our taman because I think the contractor/workers from DAP party must have missed our taman. DAP came for a ceramah before the election so there are lots of them surrounding the basketball court. He brought home a DAP flag and now hangs it in our home. LOL, we are DAP cult followers.

Anyway, back to the story. This afternoon, the CM came to our church and this is the first time my #2 son sees him in person. On our way home, we had this conversation in the car.

#2 son : Eh, the CM looks so much older in real life compared to his photos.

Me : Sure lah, those election posters all don’t how much photoshop touch-ups already. Or maybe they use some photos taken years ago.

#2 son : No, I mean those photos you took recently. (yeah, I got close-up shots of the CM, die hard fan mah)

Me : You know hor, the CM is the same age as your father. But papa looks so much younger hor?

#2 son : How come hor?

Me : Chey…your papa lucky mah….His wife, The 5xmom, expert wan…..

#2 son : No lah, maybe all those fumes from our shits when we were babies. You know lah, he said he always wash our butts when we shit.

Me & him : LOL, yayayaya, secrets to looking young. Smell your baby’s shit fumes often.

Me : But wait, I read somewhere, the CM said he was a house husband after he came out of ISA and he also got jaga anak. So must be the politics.




9 Responses to “Secrets to looking young without tempe (re the Penang CM, again!)”

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  2. Now u are Penang’s CM Die Hard Fan already lor..jangan mandi tak basah, makan tak kenyang and tidur tak lena because thinking about him too much.. 😉

  3. kadusmama – Eheh, bukan Brad Pitt pun.

    CY – LOL, why swt?

  4. hmmmm got any spare DAP flag for me ? LOL …
    Perhaps his time in Kamunting got the better of him and hence he ages faster … but for some maybe because of no need to work so no stress can come out looking younger horrr ….

  5. BravoEagle – You can ask DAP to courier some to the States for you. LOL. Actually, the CM has very good complexion. I hope you read the interview with him many years back. That piece earned my respect for him.

  6. Wow… u dun afraid some Mat Rempit come n vandalise ur house with that DAP flag?
    I got one DAP flay flying high in front of my ofis. However, someone just tear the flag away n left onli the flagpole. Either the contractor came to take the flag away or else our Lau Keng Ee would be fine; or some really BAD losers jus could not accept defeat of their beloved BN.
    I think I’m gonna get a new flag from Jalan Talipon… 🙂

  7. Ah Lian ahhh me not from the States la … me same school with Danny (DAP SA Batu Lanchang)Law Heng Kiang wann la …
    Wahhh lau you interviewed LGE before arrrr … hmmmm one day must read it up … I am sure LGE and his team gonna do a good job in Penang … cheerio ,,,,

  8. BEH – Hehehe, I mistaken you for another person liao. Not I interview lah, SUN and another blogger TV Smith. That other ADun going for the cycling mission, you know him ah? Tell him he very handsome hor? For a 50 years old man, he somemore very kerng lor. Cycle from Malaysia to China. Tabik hormat.

    wizuyre – My husband hangs it in our apartment, not flying outside. I sked kena baling telur busuk. You know hor, after the GE, I dare not even dare wear red cos sked sore loser beh tahan. Hahaha.

  9. Ah Lian … the wan cycling to China .. Tanjung Bungah wan la … you vote not SA Batu Lanchang and Jeff Ooi for MP Jelutong meh … wahhh whose poster you pinned at home la …I know only SA Danny Law la …cheers