Updated : 29 April 2008

Cindy Tey is the winner of Malaysian Dreamgirls

Bwahahaha…..bitch fight online. But not enough chillies. Not like that what-what Malaysia Most Beautiful Bitches show on 8TV.

What’s wrong with Malaysian Dreamgirl? Too fake. Those old ladies ex-models are trying to be that America Next Top Model what’s-her-name with Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell rolled in together. FAKE FAKE FAKE.

And it is even FAKER (if there is ever such a word) with the contestants.

How did I hear about Malaysian Dreamgirl? Nay, from that Shadowfox lor. I think if Malaysian Dreamgirl wants to really make their reality tv show rocks, they must have real critics like Shadowfox. Not those bunch of judges who are always so fake with their comments. Listen oso sienz, wei.

But having said that, I do like a few girls and hope they made it through.

Fiqa, Adeline, Jay, Hanis and my most favourite – Valerie. I like her East Malaysian slang and she is natural. Eventhough Hanis cannot speak much English, at least she doesn’t try to be fake about it. I think if the Malay media got hold of her, she will get a lot of votes from the masses.

(vote Vale)

The rest of the girls? Blek. I watch Malaysian Dreamgirl because I have watched two hours of Tom and Jerry and I still have plenty of time. I cannot wait to see the likes of Nadia getting voted out. I am waiting for them to crank the bitch factor a few notches up. Eh, wanna bitch, tell us the names of the problematic girls lah. Show us some real bitch fights and not just hinting, hinting every episode.

I am wondering if they are going to throw a few dentists inside as sponsors and give the girls a smile makeover. Nay, give them some braces, teeth whitening and a total celebrity sexy smile.

I wonder if they are going to find some judges that are worth our time? Please lah, the current batch have no judging qualities. They are always, butter, butter, butter and then, apologetically reject. I want Simon Cowell or at least Paul Moss. This is a reality show, not some kindergarten concert.

Again, I hope Valerie become the Malaysian Dreamgirl winner. Too bad Jean left the show. If you have money to throw, vote for Valerie. She doesn’t have the pretty model face but the kind which can carry off many kind of roles. Still, I think dentists should be one of the sponsors for Malaysian Dreamgirl. They need some smile makeover. Serious.

Now, I shall leave my male readers to say what I dare not say. Muahahahar….