Early in the morning…..
we went to…..
and gave a lot of million bucks to my parents…..
5xmom : Eh, you know ah…last time when both of you were babies, Ah Mah always strike number with both your birth certs number.
Sons : Then, come, we go and buy. *pointing to the Da Ma Cai*
5xmom : Cannot…against my faith. But wait a minute…let’s go. I haven’t buy number before. Come, I give you life lessons.
So, #1 and #2 son followed me while atm was sitting down, eating.
We went in. I filled in the little chit.
All of us : Eh, apa itu IBox?
Me : Maybe, buy IBox, get iPod, iPhone, iMac as prize ah?
So, I took the chit to my hubby and showed him.
He took a look and said, “Siao ah? Why you buy IBox?”
Me : Apa itu IBox?
Atm : That one is for the 24 rotations (jee chap si peng) (you take four digits and turn it 24 times)
Both sons ROTFLTAO, “You see lah, later your mader go and pay time and they say it costs RM300.”
When we have finished, we walked out.
#2 son : Eh, mader, you said against your faith wor. Why you still gamble ah?
Me : You know what Moses said? “Honour thy mother and father.” That’s what I am doing. Ah Mah used to buy your birth certs number and she used to take you two boys to the Magnum at Bukit Jambul when you were babies. This is to remember her. Not gamble. This is preserving tradition. Boleh faham kah?
Sons : Yalah, everything also you got excuses wan…
So, I gave you readers three digits. 880, 994 and the number from Da Ma Cai 8608. You lucky or not up to you lah.
(and don’t Christians preach to me, what I do is none of anyone’s business. If you don’t get the true essence of my post, please shaddap)