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What I get from Juvanex 7-day detox?

First, I have a confession to make. I did not finish the 7-day detox in seven days but dragged it to nine days because I had my period. It is kind of silly but I am afraid that if Count Dracula visits and I continue to shit with Juvanex, there will be nothing left of me.

I know I have put up a lot of food photos on my blog. But do you seriously think I am pigging out while I am supposed to detox? Well, I did eat. But I ate only mouthfuls and quarter of what I would normally eat.

salad

And jeng,jeng,jeng…..on Sunday morning when I was in a rush to go out, I absent-mindedly grabbed my tightest jeans and discovered later that I am no longer feeling like a ketupat! I had been avoiding wearing that jeans because it was soooo tight, it made me breathless. I wore it, jumped into the car and drove off. Midway, I realized, no shit! I am wearing my favourite jeans again! Yay!!!!

Juvanex does not claim to make you lose weight with the detox. But then, if I had been peeing and shitting more than usual, I have naturally lost a lot of bloatedness. Although I know I feel lighter, I dare not step on the weighing scale. As long as I can still wear my favourite jeans without feeling like the button is going to pop and hit someone blind, I am happy already.

watermelon
(I haven’t eat watermelon with seeds for a long time already and spitting out seeds suddenly become so much fun. BTW, watermelon helps to flush out toxins as well.)

I did have high expectations like having beautiful skin after the seventh day. Well….I do not know about beautiful skin because my skin is usually very radiant (for someone my age) and if it gets anymore beautiful, people will accuse me of botox. Hehehe. But I notice my thighs and arms are flabbier! Ouch! The reason? I have lost some weight or water retention and hence, they become saggier. Never mind, I am going to follow the husband to exercise every day to tone back.

Boy, am I glad the seven days are over. Although I like the idea of having the toxins flushed out of my body, I do feel the effects of it. I woke up with some headaches and sorethroat on day five. On day sixth, I suddenly started having mild diarrhea. I suppose my body reacts differently than what the booklet suggested. I expected to make toilet runs the first few days but it didn’t happened until the sixth day. Ouch, I spent day six and seven at home because I was paranoid of not being able to find a toilet.

The other thing is I drank more fruit and vegetable juices than usual. I made this cucumber, kiwi and ginger blend to take with Juvanex. After a few minutes, my stomach rumbled like a washing machine on spin mode. Fuyoh, I can imagine those probiotics in Juvanex fighting a war with the bad bacterias in the squatter areas in my tummy. It ended with nuclear bomb explosions in my toilet.

kiwi,cucumber,ginger

I tell you, though I do not like the idea of toilet emergencies, I do get some kind of evil satisfaction that my innards are churing upside down, inside out and round and round to get rid of those clogged drains. I even took a peek to see if there are any monsters that were flushed out by Juvanex. The booklet describe about ‘UFO’ (unknown floating objects) in the toilet bowl. Ewwwssss…

I was telling this Mr. I love to Pang Sai (terence lah!) to try Juvanex but he said he pangsai three times a day already. Siao! But if you are the kind who drink, smoke, live sedentary lifestyle, often have constipation, get lots of pimples, eat a lot of rich foods or just being plain curious or concern about your health, go try Juvanex. I have a few ladies whom had tried it. You can read their comments in my previous post on Juvanex.

juvanex
(My last Juvanex drink was a blend of banana and papaya.)

Overall, it is an easy to drink detox program. No funny herbal smell. No sickening flavour. Just pure and refreshing lemony taste. I think I will give Juvanex detox another round in maybe three or four months time.




24 Responses to “What I get from Juvanex 7-day detox?”

  1. Niamah!!! I kena burned pulak.

    The last detox I did was an enema one. In and out from the same hole. Bwahahaha!!! You should have seen the amount of shit. Like cow dung and I am not shitting you. No shit!!! Bwahahaha!!!

  2. terence – Cilaka, midnight 2 am you tok shit somemore. Wei….go try lah. I bet you still full of shit.

  3. Any idea how much izit ah? my feeling is that it’s kinda xpensive!

  4. sooi2 – Lil Ms Pinky mentioned in my previous post – RM156 from Guardian. And cheaper if there is a sale.

  5. At first I thought you are going to post your ‘sai’ here. hahaha… You make me think about Juvanex for the past few days. Eager to try but can’t stand the vege diet + it is pricey!

  6. Today my third day… Tongue feels an inch thick… ( told u me toxic .. hehe ) RM 159… no sale atm 😥

    Peeing a lot too and some very minor breakout (actually just 2 la) on my face… pangsai started on day 2 but so far it’s not one of those either let go or explode type feelings… still ok la…

    Best thing bout this is body feels like it’s charging up… my energy levels are improving …( lost a bit of weight too but I suspect it’s my excess water draining itself)

    And it IS delicious… not like those detox teas on sale… macam drinking clorox….

  7. Cikgu and Sooi Sooi – You cannot put a price tag on health. I think they are doing a promotion at Guardians. What is RM100+ and seven days of your life lah for better health? Er, no I have not tried it. I prefer the pleasure of an enema. Ooh ahh……

    Eh? do you think I get a free trial for this comment ar? Bwahahaha!!! (then I sell it to one of them for half price)

  8. I want to try it lah. But always have to go pang sai..will it disturb my work ar 😳 must take off ar???

  9. Terence.. you say one ha! If you get free trial, I dun mind to pay half of it. Like you said, health is priceless.

  10. choonie – You don’t need to eat only vegetables one. It is entirely up to you but if you change eating habit a little bit, you can definitely see a much bigger effect.

    Jacsoho – They advised you to start on a weekend if you are worried. I do not have that urge to explode but if let’s say you are not sure, then, just schedule it on a day when you are at home lor. It’s fun lah, when the big bulk of ‘it’ got flushed out. :mrgreen:

    terence – You sell dvd in pasar malam before kah? Your mouth so sweet one.

    cikgu – RM159 is not that expensive lah. I buy just the liver detox supplement (dunno work or not also) in tablet forms also costs me RM60+ and I don’t see any effect. This one really can feel one.

    kopi – Ya, can feel the ‘heat’ on the body hor? Remember to drink lots of water and eat fruits then, it is fine already.

  11. Lilian- I supplied the DVDs to those sweet talking Ah Bengs to sell lah. More like I sweet-talked them into doing it. So you say leh???

    Ask Juvanex to send me one now!!!

  12. means u only ate vege and fruits for the entire 7 days? Walao, can tahan meh? Kenot hungry ar? My eldest sis did her detox plan last week and lost 5kgs. I am interested to try but cannot bring myself to think of living on raw vege and fruits for 7 days. Don’t think I can tahan.

    Got any not that hard to swallow recipe? My sis made it looked so difficult cause she dun even have appetite for the salad and vege soup without meat she cooked. I scared I cannot complete it ler. T.T

  13. Ping Ping – No ler, I no totally go vege. I had done that last month. This time, I eat normal meals but increase more fruits and vege only. The booklet gives us the suggested meal plan but to follow or not, it is up to us. I didn’t follow lor. I still eat a crab, steak, roast chicken….But I don’t eat that much lah, eat lesser lor.

    terence – Chey, you need to get free sample meh? More like you buy a carton and give everyone a bottle lah.

  14. u can always exercise “with” your husband mah..

    looks like i can try this after my bangkok trip..

  15. Hey…I finished my whole bottle of Juvanex d! By Day 7 I still have 1 more day’s portion, so I thought, “Ah what the heck…don’t waste – finish it!” and so I did.

    My conclusion: My stomach feels lighter and slightly flatter. I didn’t lose weight in kg, but my jeans do feel a little loser, and my waist, slightly shapelier. The UFOs in my toilet bowl is very yucky looking wan!!! 😯 My skin feels the same to me. Like you, I too have naturally radiant skin LOL LOL LOL 😆 Overall, I’d say this whole detox affair has done me good. Won’t mind trying it again (perhaps this time I will stick to their suggested menu guide).

    Cheers.

  16. i hope juvanex would give abit of bonus to you for all the agony of going to the toilet non stop. wah leng lui can wear jeans horr?

    wei i so underweight can go detox too ah?

  17. like that some more can try…if i have to eat only vege and fruits, i cannot tahan kut…

  18. Every time I look at this dietary concoction reminds me of something else 🙄 So last week, I started something else instead; grow my own wheatgrass, hopefully in a month can reap the seeds I sow.

  19. Seems like I should really give it a try. May be during my end of May school holiday. Not need to worry of ‘pang pui’ and ‘pang sai’ all the time. LOL I really think I need to go for serious detox after living like this for 30+ years. hihihihi… cannot reveal the actual year!
    Oh yes.. Terence… Ah Lian says you can buy a carton and distribute to everyone here who is interested bo? (with ‘manja’ eyes and voice… wuek!!!! LOL)

  20. See, told you after the detox, you become flabby all over, skin no more elastic…he,he,he……

    Than you exercise to firm up, then you eat more because you exercise, then the next thing you know….ketupat jeans again…ha,ha

    By the way, the more you exercise, the heavier you get….reason muscle is heavier than fat….so be warn…

    But, exercise lah, better than not exercising loh…..heavy heavy loh, at least you are healthy heavy mah.

  21. Told u guys got cheaper version dun wan… wan to go juvanex. Juvanex basically its enema. You lausai until syiok… which enema dont do that? Hehehe… as in Lilian’s previous post, I am offering to all bloggers…. I am not selling anything. Just that if you guys are keen maybe Lilian can host a thread each day for the sharing of how to keep slim, fit, healthy and “energetic” 👿

  22. eh, now kita rajin cuti-cuti malaysia ah. suddenly wan ah. lol. ulu paip where? i went to batu hampar got small sungai there.

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  24. hi… im jobless guy, i was reading so many article about detoxin. Can i keep repeat this detox again and again after the first 7day detox recomend by juvanex?

    im also curious there r some other book who requier 21day of detox.

    thank for ur feedback, trillion of appreciation.