On whether he was going to ask Lim to lay off other Gerakan members, he said: “I’m not going to tell Guan Eng what to do. He’s old enough. I don’t have to tell him how to suck eggs. He’s mature enough, I’m sure.”

(Star Online)

You know for as long as I remember, once the general election in Malaysia is over, it is over and we carry on with our lives. We go to work, we take care of our family and do what we normally do. But this Pilihanraya really special.

We have lots of shows to see. In fact, following the politicians monkey and pigs acts are much more interesting than watching TV. With the monkey shows, we get to chip in our dua sen opinions, eventhough they aren’t needed.

I thought once those politicians who lost their parliamentary or DUN seat, they will quietly tapau balik kampung. But no…….these losers are the ones who create the most dramas. For e.g. the Khir Toyo and his endless flames about the babi. Or how about Samy Vellu and his sudden love for Indians? Of course, Lim Keng Yaik and his ‘I am retired but not quiet yet’ face on the papers still.

Our gentleman former CM of Penang also join the fray now.

“Before March 8 (the date of the general election) we were the devils. After March 8, we are the angels that they need help from,” he said, stressing that he was not trying to be petty.

(translation : Koh is saying that DAP is now worshipping Gerakan like angels to get Gerakan to help)

Actually, Tan Sri Koh’s voice is really calming one, you know? He can make a very good radio host, e.g. for those late, late nights kind of ‘break up, I need to talk to the radio dj’ kind of radio show. With his past records, I am sure many silais sure will get wet talking to him on air. You know…’My loukong got a China doll and I am so lonely…’. (only radio host cos you don’t want to stare at that spectacles too long or you get images of your Maths teacher wayback in primary school or something scary and turn off like that)

Tan Sri Dr. Koh ah, I know you have not been too bad as a CM lah. Or at least, you didn’t do many things to annoy us except that you have always kow-tow to UMNO. As I see it, DAP has been sincere in getting everyone to be part of the state government, including offering them to Gerakan members like Lee Kah Choon who puts his dedication to the people first above his own interest.

Can you tell your loser gang of politicians to diam-diam retire to the back and when the next General Election is here, contest again. Maybe you can win again?

To those of you who like Desperate Housewives, we have a Desperate Housewive series like the mysterious, disappearing RM10M Mrs. Khir’s version in Penang too. Catch the Desperate Housewives of Penang on JeffOoi. Syabas to JeffOoi because today, the blogger turned Member of Parliament has sworn in.

(quotes from Star taken from this URL

and in case you do not know what’s the meaning of suck eggs, it means you do not teach someone older/smarter/clever/wateva than you to do something they already know)