Hey, you! Yes, YOU!
by Lilian ~ May 15th, 2008. Filed under: Life and rants.I have a special post dedicated to the YOU out there. Before that, I write for my regular readers first.
Let me post this Aerosmith song ‘I don’t wanna miss a thing’ which is the song from the movie Armageddon from one of those unforgettable movie about end times.
David Cook American Idol winner #1 sang this in the Top Three Finalist in American Idol season 7. The Youtube video is available for embedding but I prefer Aerosmith big mouth and his wicked witch look. Without doubt, David Cook is going to be the American Idol season 7 winner.
Now back to my title. Hey, you! Yes, I am talking to you.
I am not talking to the ones who visit my blog every day and leave comments.
I am not talking to the ones who visit my blog once in a while and feel fine reading whatever they happen to find on that day.
I am not talking to the ones who read my blogs, like them and tell me personally.
I am not talking to some of my silent readers who never post comment here but they do write to me personally if I ask for some help or info.
I am not talking to the ones who happened to stumble here.
I am talking to you.
You who detest me and yet, silently read, without fail, three to four times a day.
Not only the main post but the comments, keeping updated on who have commented and who have not.
I am talking to you who silently lurks around to pick up something that you deem to be ‘bad’ about me and then, walks off sniggering happily with the satiated and satisfied feelings like “Lei sui chor….tai sei, padan muka, serves you right, you evil woman, bad karma.”
Yes! You the silent, lurkers whose sadistic joy is to enjoy getting dissed and then, asked me to fuck off on my own blog and said you are never coming back. Yet…why are you reading this, you moron! Catch you, didn’t I?
And eheh, am I good or what? One day Moron’s Day, next day Silent lurking hater day. Kreakkk ptui!
May 15th, 2008 at 2:40 am
sot chor ah?
May 15th, 2008 at 3:45 am
*clap clap… wah u read my mind.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:08 am
not me ah. ci wa meh? dont want to carry the ‘black wok’ leh.
u should hav listened to yr mama to dry yr hair after shower… now u c…kena ‘tau hong liau’
May 15th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Tiu lor. My cover is blown. *runs and hide*
*changes default homepage*
You installed new program I presume.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:30 am
JT - Wuah! Still awake at 4am ar? Its not about drying her hair after a shower lah, she is Hainanese lah. *runs* Bwahahaha!!!
Hainanese all ‘tau hong’ one. I know because I am Married to one. Bwahahaha!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 9:31 am
wahahhahhha keng chou post!
hueis last blog post..Chao gan
May 15th, 2008 at 9:47 am
May 15th, 2008 at 9:53 am
i tahu siapa lilian cakap~~ haha
Robbs last blog post..Rock Up
May 15th, 2008 at 10:08 am
kaDusMamas last blog post..I found a new love. I’m sooo sorry hubby..
May 15th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
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May 15th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Agnes - Aiyoh, forgot got another one. Soli ar. But but but its true lah. I everyday kena the typhoon leh. Bwahahaha!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
ROTFLMAO!
Foongs last blog post..A rich jerk who thinks he should get everything
May 15th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Ha!Ha! This is a very creative post Lilian. A clever way of getting the message across to the culprit(s). I only hope they actually understand your message! There are people in this world who are very “gong” one. And yes,David Cook should be the new Idol!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
*runs off to prepare red dates tea for grand sum-pou char and go pray-pray first*
May 15th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
terence bro..
not sleepin yet, am in eng kok ma
May 15th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
Lei yau sui chor meh? How come I dunno wan in spite I come reading this blog 3 or 4 times a day? Oops! Does that means……
9pek9bos last blog post..Kiasu In BohNowland!
May 15th, 2008 at 9:49 pm