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Confession of a milk lover

Hello! My name is Matthew and I am 5xmom’s number five. The pampered, spoilt, most photographed and most talk-about babe in the Malaysia blogosphere. My mommy thinks I am the most handsome boy in the whole, wide world, taking over the title from my older brother who received the title from the other older brother…..

My mommy uses child labour in this post because she knows I am better with describing something that I am addicted to – milk milk! She also wants me to confess that I am so addicted to my milk bottle. She says I am now five years old and shouldn’t be hook to my milk-milk.

So, let’s start again….milkoholic anonymous style…

Hello, my name is Matthew.
I am addicted to milk.
And I am addicted to milk served warm in a bottle with teat.

Of course, you should know that my mommy’s the breastfeeding advocate as she got her own breastfeeding forum and I am the product of breast milk, best thing in the world. That’s where I start my addiction from.

But mommy said she is not a cow and she dried up like a prune when I was 9 months old. I am a big eater so I need lots of milk to give me that rosy cheeks, sparkling eyes, baby fats and the energy to chase after my big brothers who bully me all the time.

Few days ago, mommy saw the advertisement about this new milk Friso Gold’s hygiene pack and she liked it as she won’t have to dip her finger into milk powder for scoop. Plus, it comes with a handy level to ensure more accurate servings of my milk. She told my papa that he must buy a can of Friso Gold. My poor papa went to several nearby stores and only found it in Tesco hypermarket because it is a new pack.

My accountant papa read through all the labels, see the nutrients, check the prices and count how many servings in a tin and finally bought it home.

I needed my milk fix so my mommy grabbed the tin from my papa and we made a bottle right there in the living room. (Wow, it was great to see that my mommy could prepare my milk faster than usual! )

Now, my papa grumbled that this milk seems to be more expensive than my current milk brand. He said it is because it contains good bacteria, L.reuteri and 20 other beneficial nutrients. I will not fall sick easily and of course, remain happy every time.

I walk barefoot a lot in the grass when I am in the playground. I roll on the grass when I wrestle with my kor-kor. So, mommy said the milk will keep off those bad bacterias and germs. Me thinks she watched too many advertisements….but as you know, my mommy is always right so who dares to argue with her?

I finished my usual 4 ozs and I asked for another one. My mommy was jumping with glee that I am drinking good stuffs instead of coke.

My accountant papa is sweating after my third bottle and he is bringing out the calculator to count how many tins he needs to stock.


Now, mommy said I must stop using the bottle because I am going to kindie next year but I can still drink from the cup. Papa said I must cut down my intake from 4 times a day to only twice per day because rice, flour, petrol and even milk naik harga.

My mommy glared at him and said, “So kedekut!” Don’t tell my kor-kors but when it comes to me, my mommy has no price limit. She said I am the king of the house and I can have all the milk I want.

So, uncles and aunties, kor-kor and jeh-jeh, do you think my mommy should indulge me with more milk and let me have my milk-milk, four times a day, in a bottle with teats?

Friso Gold 4 is that good. As good as the warm vanilla my mommy buys for me when she goes for her coffee fix in the coffee joint.




23 Responses to “Confession of a milk lover”

  1. “My mommy thinks I am the most handsome boy in the whole, wide world, …”
    I second that and I think you have the most pinchable cheeks! I have tried pinching you, I think, at that mamak restaurant!

    kak tehs last blog post..Don’t be a mule or an ass

  2. OMG, look at the last 2 photos…can’t believe how much little matthew had grown up!!

    And darling matthew ah, it’s ok to drink as much milk milk as u want lor…it’s very much better than drinking milo! But but but……itu botol susu…u too big boy for it oredi lor auntie think :mrgreen: *cubits ur pipi*

  3. You should start drinking from cup liao lor, else later your front teeth will become ugly, then cannot be the most handsome boy in the whole wide world liao. 😎

    SilverIsles last blog post..Final Examination Timetable Semester 1 2008

  4. Hi style is like my style last time. Except that I am a girl, and that got my mother 😑

    I continued until 9 years old. But, that, according to my dentist friends, had caused me to have bad teeth. So, got to stop one change from gigi susu to permanent ones.

  5. Matthew, you are very hensem and kiut, you know. Then next time when you are sucking on your milk-milk bottle and got pweety girl pass by and see you holding that bottle, very shame shame wan you know.

    Lil’ Ms Pinkys last blog post..VoIP Phone Systems

  6. ha, ha, ha….good one, good advert lah for Frisco, sure hit ratio very high one. Can make money and also have a good laugh at the same time, I must try also with my kids also, how they pay ah?

  7. My daughter have tried this milk. Not bad. Like got traces of fibre.

    The only think you drink from a bottle is beer lah!!!

  8. A case of “lai chai lai sum kon”… haha..

  9. eh..drink too much from bottle can get bad teeth?? Then ma have to thank my mum for hiding mine last time lor??She even hides the chutt chutt..the one you suck on it when you got nothing else to suck one..lol..

    i never get to suck that when i go kindy. Then once I got out from kindy, even though mum is talking to teacher, i’ll take and suck it outside of the kindy, with other kids looking. Mum 😳

    Ping Pings last blog post..Superstar 2008. Pictures

  10. ping ping – Not only bottles but also pacifiers. The sucking of an artificial teats compared to a mother’s natural one is different and breastfed babies rarely need braces.

    TOOLAN – I seriously do not know what you talking about? What ratio?

  11. My ah bu last time put chilli on the teat and chut chut. Yup, dera kes. Matthew is too cute to be tortured la. Try a milder version, horng ew.. cap kapak!

    Kis last blog post..Kangkang rap

  12. bottle syiok… can layan until tertidor one.. hehe… sippy cup cannot…

  13. πŸ˜› Good!! But never mind the bottle, just don’t bring to school. Bottle and bolster is essential comfort tools for my boys.

  14. cut down. your husband so geng. i also like milk, dowan drink bottle then put in the nike bottle that u squeeze or can suck when want to drink one. =D

    Nicholass last blog post..Hong Kong Times Square

  15. Ya lor matthew, milk milk price go up like roket liau but what to do??? Mummy love you so much so you can still have the susu you like. My son delwin who is same age as Matthew also have 4 times of milk a day and each time he consume is 7oz. *faint*

    Erina Laws last blog post..They Need Our Helping Hands

  16. LOL damn cute!

  17. YAY!!! So cute one..Still drink from bottle kah?? NVM lah..my 4 years old school going son still minum susu from bottle..luckily 3 times a day only..if not botak kepala oh! NEway…MATTHEW is soooooo adorable lah..the eyes shining2 one

    kaDusMamas last blog post..Scary

  18. Wah…my son must be very different case wan, he hates milk milk and stopped using bottle since one years old.

    He is also breastfed and never liked using the bottle anyway eventho the babysitter had to use bottle to feed him breastmilk during the day when I am at work.

    Now, we have to force him to drink milk and feed him using spoon.

    Foongs last blog post..Umno should stop washing dirty laundry in public

  19. Matthew ah, can you please tell my son that milk milk tastes very good ar?
    You can continue drinking milk milk everyday, just don’t use bottle lar. Afterward, not handsome with ugly teeth already.

    Foongs last blog post..Umno should stop washing dirty laundry in public

  20. Matthew, your mum so nice with you. Make milk in bottle for you. Last time hor, my brother also drink milk in bottle until he is almost 10 years old. Every morning he lansi wake up, so papa makes him milo and let him drink it while he is still oh oh. But you cannot be like him. He is spoilt brat and you don’t want to be one, rite? And his teeth is so ugly fugly and you don’t want to be like him, rite? Be a good boy. πŸ˜‰ Nah… drink milk in cup liao! 😑

    Choonies last blog post..Baby Hannibal

  21. If he is happy with the bottle, let him continue ler… The minute you stop the bottle, the milk consumption will nose dive and before you know it, he wont even want to drink milk anymore…

    Milk is important for him ah.. especially now till he is a teenager. When he is happy to quit the bottle, he will.

  22. Matthew, your mummy very clever to buy from Tesco. Coz it is the cheapest there. Auntie know coz Auntie’s boy boy is taking Friso Gold too. And tell Daddy that milk is good for u. Got lotsa calcium that will make u strong, tall and hansem. So tell him to be happy that your are a milk addict.

    Shoois last blog post..A taste of taitai-ness

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