Are you a wet blanket commentor? | The Obnoxious 5xmom

Life, Lies, Sex, Humor, Politics of a Malaysian blogger

The Obnoxious 5xmom

May 26th, 2008 at 1:15 am

Are you a wet blanket commentor?

» by Lilian in: Blogging

Here are some traits of a wet blanket commentor. Do you recognise any of them? Do you possess at least a few?

1) You may read a 1,000 words post covering many topics but you intentionally sought out something irrelevant from just one sentence and made a comment just to show the blogger that he/she is stupid/heartless/wateva;

2) You failed to emphatise or put yourself in the blogger’s shoes and you shoot him/her down just because it makes you feel clever/holier/better/etc;

3) You read all the other comments and then, you formulate a comment to show that they are stupid/heartless/dumb/etc;

4) You often get dissed by bloggers and bloggers often ignore or reply you rudely, and you think it is the bloggers’ fault;

5) You think it is your godly duty to go around every bloggers’ blog and tell them how wrong they are;

6) You think the blogger is so pathetic with so little comments, so you think it is your godly duty to leave some inane comments on every single post;

7) You cannot agree with my ME page and insist that it is your godly duty to put ME into the right path.

If any of the above describe you, please do me a favour. Fark off. May the sun be kind enough to shine on you to dry off the wet blanket in you.

But if you are not any of the above, thank you very much. I look forward to all the comments you leave every single day. You are my sunshine. :razz:

Related posts:

  1. “A blog without comments isn’t a blog”
  2. How do I tell you that you are getting boring?
  3. Another blogging art - Commenting
  4. Dumb-ass Ray in your comment section
  5. Come and comment, luv
  6. Moderate your comments, you idiots (and some kembang post)
  7. Was there a tremor or is it ghost?

-
18
  • Foong
    1:55 am on May 26th, 2008 1

    Also don’t forget the commentor who insists that he/she is right and the blogger is wrong, the commentor who darn irritates the hell out of everyone with his/her supposed ‘intelligent’ commentary and still think he/she is so darn smart, the commentor who sucks big huge hairy pigs’ balls and thought he/she is God’s gift to bloggers….etc, etc, etc.
    Thanks for this post, I was about to explode over a particular irritating commentor!

    Foongs last blog post..The difference between men and women

  • Lilian
    2:00 am on May 26th, 2008 2

    foong - Nay, see my sidebar, got one letter z there? History liao the post but must die-die tell me I am wrong, plus trying to be my ahli psikologi peribadi. Nevermind lah, we basked in the shiokness that we are femes enough to draw wet blankets. Bwahahaha.

  • Lilian
    2:02 am on May 26th, 2008 3

    Foong - Fuyoh, you lagi dashyat, got long long pantun somemore. Tiu lor, I am so very the jeles liao. Bwahaha. Alien

  • Foong
    2:18 am on May 26th, 2008 4

    LOL. I noticed the Z fella comments. Haih..some people Rolls Eyes
    Aiyah, the long long pantun fella not so bad…at least, he not wet blanket.
    You got Z I got A! Also die die must say I am wrong about an old post on Tun Dr M.

    Foongs last blog post..The difference between men and women

  • JT
    2:50 am on May 26th, 2008 5

    ’sticking my head high’

    is cit me? is cit?

  • Michelle
    5:21 am on May 26th, 2008 6

    ee..ee.. me leh?? me leh?? LOL

    I think I like dry blanket more. Not so easy get sick.

    Michelles last blog post..BENAR Walk for Press Freedom

  • kyh
    6:11 am on May 26th, 2008 7

    Let me twist the lyrics a bit…

    “I am your sunshine, your only sunshine;
    I make you happy, lalalala”

    Razz

    kyhs last blog post..Vesak @ Wat Nikrodharam

  • terence
    8:02 am on May 26th, 2008 8

    Eh???

    *fast fast log in to see what happened*

  • David C.
    8:55 am on May 26th, 2008 9

    Which group do I belong to? A person (rather, a blogger) who could shine on 5xmom, and not the one who wants sunshine for drying service. Hehehe…

    Nice post. I felt defended by it. Smile

    David C.s last blog post..May Twenty-Second - Part 2

  • Dan
    10:04 am on May 26th, 2008 10

    Shit, I wonder if I’m a wet blanket. I’ve never been hostile, but I do leave inane comments once in a whhile. Because it’s not every moment one gets an Einstein moment. Oh well, back to the old pre-GE CLL again.

    *awaits obnoxious retort to ask me to fark off*

  • KakiAyam
    12:07 pm on May 26th, 2008 11

    lilian, i think at certain time and day, i could be one. should i fark off then? From your article, it seems that so long as a blogger/commenter have at least one of the characteristics you stated, then he/she is a wet blanket commenter.

    i am now having cold sweat cause i feel i do act in such a way sometimes.

    5) You think it is your godly duty to go around every bloggers’ blog and tell them how wrong they are;

    I did this. While I don’t take it as godly duty, i find it a need (maybe even an obsession) for me to visit one or two particular blog which IMHO has a perverted sense of justice. I take it as a duty to present my opposing views not only for the blogger but also for the reader as well. I can get emotional sometimes, but so far i keep in in check.

    6) You think the blogger is so pathetic with so little comments, so you think it is your godly duty to leave some inane comments on every single post;

    hahaha, i did that too! some fellow bloggers have so few comments (just like mine) that I thought of dropping by just to say hallo and words of encouragement, hoping they would do the same for my blog too….hahahahahah

    lilian, can i still comment on your blog? Smile

    KaKiaYam
    ______________________________________
    http:\\chickenfeet.wordpress.com
    http:\\chicken-feet-60.blogspot.com

    KakiAyams last blog post..Malaysia Race Relations

  • Lilian
    12:31 pm on May 26th, 2008 12

    Alien No one is a wet blanket here. Grin I go shopping, come back baru reply one by one, ok?

  • Ping Ping
    2:04 pm on May 26th, 2008 13

    I don’t think I am one but I met a lot, be it commentators or friends. Commentators, you can ban or ignore them, friends, now that’s pain in the ass. I hate making plans and this people come and tell me this no good, that no good when she refuse to say a thing when I first asked their opinion Mad

    Ping Pings last blog post..June is coming already

  • kaDusMama
    2:08 pm on May 26th, 2008 14

    Hmm…I don’t think its me..right 5xmom???

    kaDusMamas last blog post..Dockers Contest! Must check..

  • KakiAyam
    10:20 am on May 27th, 2008 15

    aunty lilian, are you still not back yet from shopping?

    KaKiaYam
    ______________________________________
    http:\\chickenfeet.wordpress.com

    KakiAyams last blog post..“If you are not happy with what we are doing, then you should be a politician and stand for elections” - Azalina

  • Lilian
    1:43 pm on May 27th, 2008 16

    kakiayam - Actually, I am going to shopping again. In Queensbay today. But really lah, bloggers don’t appreciate feedbacks wan, so save yourself some saliva cos they normally don’t listen. It is quite the one way traffic, as far as I am concerned. But you can always try your luck.

  • Lilian
    1:44 pm on May 27th, 2008 17

    David C - Nice to discover your blog! Now, CHS bloggers are growing and growing, eh? Thanks for the sunshine.

  • Lilian
    1:44 pm on May 27th, 2008 18

    JT - I give you chance lah, cos in UK, the sun doesn’t shine so often.

 

RSS feed for comments on this post | TrackBack URI

Click to Insert Smiley

SmileBig SmileGrinLaughLOLFrownBig FrownWinkKissRazzAngelAngryReally AngryConfusedNeutralThinkingChicCoolNerdSillyDrunken RazzMad RazzEvil GrinMeanPissed OffReally PissedCurseShoutGrit TeethCryWeepSide FrownWiltSmugDisdainRoll EyesSarcasmLoserTalk to the HandShyBeat UpPainShameBeautyBlushCuteLashesKissingKiss BlowKissedHeh!SmirkSnickerGiggleIn LoveDroolEek!ShockSickSuspenseTrembleDazedHypnotizedFoot in MouthMoney MouthQuietShut MouthDOH!IDKQuestionLyingStruggleSweatStopByeGo AwayWavingTime OutCall MeOn the PhoneMeetingSecretHandshakeHigh FiveHug LeftHug RightClapDanceJumpFingers CrossedVictoryYawnSleepyPrayWorshipWaitingAlienClownCowboyCyclopsDevilDoctorFemale FighterMale FighterMohawkMusicPartyPirateSkywalkerSnowmanSoldierGhostSkeletonEatStarvingVampireZombie KillerBunnyCatCat 2ChickChickenChicken 2CowCow 2DogDog 2DuckGoatHippoKoalaLionMonkeyMonkey 2MousePandaPigPig 2SheepSheep 2ReindeerSnailTigerTurtleFemaleMaleHeartBroken HeartRoseDead RosePeaceYin YangUS FlagMoonStarSunCloudyRainThunderUmbrellaRainbowMusic NoteYesNoAirplaneCarIslandAnnouncebrbBeerDrinkLiquorCakeCoffeePizzaWatermelonBowlPlateCanMailCellPhoneCameraFilmTVClockLampSearchCoinsComputerConsolePresentSoccerCloverPumpkinBombHammerKnifeHandcuffsPillPoopCigarette