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June 2nd, 2008 at 5:47 pm

“I am never going to unhook the bra of my mother-in-law”

» by Lilian in: Humor

My poor hubby is totally zonked out so I got a few more minutes to crap on my blog.

Yesterday, we were having another mother and son’s crapping session. I forgot what started it but it goes something like this :

Me : You should count yourself lucky that you don’t need to help me unhook my bra hooks when you were small. Your papa used to do it when he was small. Ah Ma always asked him to help.

He : I am never going to unhook the bra of my wife’s mother!

Me : OMG, you pervert! What are you talking about?

He : You said papa helped to unhook the bra of Ah Ma!

Me : Cilaka lu, I mean when your papa was very, very small, like few years old. He unhooked his own mother’s bra lah! Cos the poor old lady cannot reach it for whatever reason! HAIYOR!!!!! What were you thinking lah!

He : HAIYOR!!!! In my vocab, I got only ONE Ah Ma. Nay, your mother!

Me and him laughed till stomach aching. God bless my mother’s soul. She left a lasting impression on the my two older sons, they only remember her as grandma eventhough my MIL passed away several years later than my own mother.

Me : You pervert!

He : You never specify properly

Me : You gila.

He : You lah, talk never say properly.

*continues laughing until rolling on the floor*

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  • wong
    5:54 pm on June 2nd, 2008 1

    At least the misunderstanding statement become a joke… Unlike me become a quarrel topic, always Confused

  • Xpressnick
    6:18 pm on June 2nd, 2008 2

    Smile that’s very funny. That kind of situation always happen to me..I mean the misunderstanding part…women like to confused me with their words and action hahaha..

    cheers nice blog

    Xpressnicks last blog post..Mens Don’t Understand Women

  • terence
    7:10 pm on June 2nd, 2008 3

    I used to unzip/zip my mother’s blouses/dresses for her but never bras. For bras, well, that would be another story. Heh! Cool

  • kaDusMama
    7:26 pm on June 2nd, 2008 4

    Hahahahahahaaaa!!!! So funny..but why your MIL cannot unhook her bra hook ah?? She should unhook it from the front mah..! I pernah tengok somebody in hostel unhook her bra that way.. LOL

    kaDusMamas last blog post..Nautica Test Drive

  • Ki
    10:43 pm on June 2nd, 2008 5

    The ah ma happening also, got wear bra. LOL Since when bras become a neccesity ah? Cos two of my ah mas tak pakai.Maybe becos they Tiongcock mali.

    Kis last blog post..What to do before I mai ham ngap tahn?

  • JT
    11:02 pm on June 2nd, 2008 6

    so er… all those yrs of trainning, he must be so ‘keng’ one. did he impress you? perhaps he also can use his toes…u go n test him and see…..

  • Lilian
    11:17 pm on June 2nd, 2008 7

    JT - Dunno worrr…is there a need? Alien

    Ki - Yalor, waste cloth only hor? Free and airy, lagi best kan? Oops!

    kadusmama - I also dunno, maybe her hands too short or the olden type of hooks very hard to remove?

    terence - I don’t want to hear about it. Alien

    xpressnick - Thanks

    wong - So, I mah train my boys to deal with it now lor. Alien

  • Susan
    10:23 am on June 3rd, 2008 8

    haha..how funny! Smile

    Susans last blog post..Starscape

  • Ping Ping
    10:55 am on June 3rd, 2008 9

    i help my mum la…cannot imagine having to help other ppl’s mum or my aunt or grandma… Oops!

    oso dowan talk about it… LOL

    Ping Pings last blog post..My pathetic stars

 

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