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Short shorts story

Mother and son were at Tesco, waiting for something. Sitting down on a bench outside McDonalds.

Mother : 12 o’clock, short shorts, outside Watson

Son : Where, where. Oh….forget it….See the mother at the back?

Three lengluis were walking towards us in very short shorts and the mother was behind them.

Mother : What about the maderrr? *in icy cold, threatening tone*

Son : You teach one mah, see the mother first before you go for the daugther. Nay, the mother like that (short and plump), next time daughter also like that. I also told my friends wut……..

Mother : Cilaka…..Things like these I where got I teach, arh? Like this you remember. What about all those good manners, good habits I taught, why you never remember them ah?

So, boys, if you mommies never teach you, remember the 5xmom taught you before, orh? Check out the mom first before you check out the daughter.

However….girls, don’t worry about guys because they rarely grow old to be like their father. This is one of the mystery of life. Maybe because the boys don’t glue and gel to their father so much to morph into them. But girls get moulded to be like their mothers most of the time. At least I know I do.

Of which my son said, “Papa last time he kampung boy, he didn’t know about this theory….” and he ran fast fast to the car park.

Me : You come back here, I KILL YOU! What do you mean by that?

Son : *laughing hard* No lah, women hor, not very pretty never mind, can cook enough already.

Me : Niamah, you sexist!

Son : Hah….you scolding yourself again. Nia = Your, Mah = Mader, so Niamah, is my mader, so it is you.

Oh boy, we always have so crazy conversations all the time, sometimes I forget who is the mother, who are the sons.

**We are going to KL this evening and staying a night in my brother’s place and will push off to Singapore tomorrow morning. However….I have drafted some time-stamp posts which will auto publish. That way, my fansees cannot miss me mah…..*perasan nyerr* Anyway, I have access to the internet through my phone.




15 Responses to “Short shorts story”

  1. Sei for lor, my mother is not tall, not thin… *looking myself in the mirror* 😯

  2. Have a great time in s’pore. I hear their mee pok is famous there.

  3. I like Chicken Rice at Bukit Timah.

    Choonies last blog post..Hottest topic at work

  4. even b4 i grow old, i oledi look like my mum, short and plump..lol..anyway, yea…i am like that with my mum also..she sometimes complain say dunno who is the mother..lol..my two sisters are like that too..

    sometimes we will call her by name instead of mummy just to tease her…we share many light moments and i think that is very important lor..

    enjoy singapore.

    Ping Pings last blog post..Diet

  5. the best chicken rice is still at mandarin Hotel Orchard road. try it if you happen to be around there and you will savour the taste in your tongue for a long time. enjoy your trip down south and incase you guys happen to be in jb and you need a guide just email me.

  6. Luckily u got no dotter hor? 😛 *cabut to timbuktoo* i also dun have laa… so sama sama contribute to society lor by not germinating our seeds/genes

    Kis last blog post..Cekik Mencekik

  7. Once upon a time, there was an article comparing Spice Girls with their moms. Side by side photos. Hahahaha…I learnt from that article first b4 your blog. :mrgreen: The girls were so vexed they try every possible ways to improve their eventual looks. Some succeeded, some did not.

  8. Have a safe journey!

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  9. lilian ahyi, good relationship or communication with your sons..you can joke like that with him..its good thing :mrgreen:

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  10. don forget to get everyone to buckle up…..eh kee eh kee!

    1 more thing tell yr sons, if they cant live with in-laws, dont go for the eldest daughter!! eh kee eh kee…..N E X T …..

  11. Hubby tells me that I am growing old to be just like my mum. I think so too. So sad. 🙁 I don’t want to be like her. She grumbles and complains too much. I am beginning to be just like her.

    Choonies last blog post..My MIL Caught Me Without Pants

  12. Btw, JT is right. Have a safe journey to Spore.

    Choonies last blog post..My MIL Caught Me Without Pants

  13. Wishing you “ONE ROAD FOLLOW THE WIND”..Have a nice holiday (this time I cannot be wrong again kua?)but be back soon before other L-birds or cuckoo birds nest in here! hahaha!

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  14. Enjoy your trip.
    🙂

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  15. I only wish I can be like my mother because she was petite, slim and with all the right curves and I am…well…to put it nicely, NOT! Oh, have a great trip

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