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Kena audit

I was in the kitchen, about to scoop rice for my brunch. Hubby called from the living room…

“Where are the credit card chits for *mentioned some Singaporean shops names, Parkson, Body Shop…..*

I paling hate having to dig out those tiny chits ‘cos I usually stuffs them into my wallet, handbags and I do change handbags often. Sometimes I threw them away with the receipts because they are almost the same.

“Aiyerr…wait lah, I eat first.”

And as you know, accountants memang accountants…..

“Do you have the chits for this shop *some Singapore name* for $$$?

Geram ledi, I si peh hungwee, ok? It is 11 am and it is breakfast and lunch.

“Ok lah, ok lah, I go search now.”

So, after rummaging through a couple of handbags, my desk and wallet, I found a few.

“Two more, Parkson for RM199 and RM93.”

“Aiyor….I lazy to search liao. Aiyah, definitely stuffs I bought for your sons.”

Now, I am just wondering….


I marry a dentist, will he ask me to open my mouth to check for cavities;

I marry a pastor, will he ask me to come for confession every day? (oh wait, only priests do confession and priests don’t get married, no wonder….they don’t get married)

I marry a teacher, will he check my grammar on my blog posts, every single time I publish one?


Haih……….I wonder what is the best career for a husband?

19 Responses to “Kena audit”

  1. Well Lilian, Lawrence also not an accountant but I also kena the same thing like you at times. I also hate to dig out the small small piece of reciept. Maybe we ladies have the similar thing – change handbangs often and keep the receipt in the wallet, the small pocket in the handbag or just throw it inside our bag. Oh man!!! *faint*

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  2. A porn star wannabe???? Bwahahahaha!!!

  3. marry accountants safe lah. they keep the finances in check.

    mistipurples last blog post..c sharp no harmony

  4. I have the same thought with Terence. :mrgreen:
    Basically, all men are the same, in one or another way. My hubby dun do auditing one. Good in one way but bad in another. Always not paying his bills punctually. 🙁

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  5. If you marry a chef, then you can no longer be hungwee 🙂

    giddy tigresss last blog post..giddy giddy chef at home

  6. bf fix cars wan..good is i dun nid to give a fark about cars

    bad is…even if i got tyre puncture in the middle of the highway..he ask me settle myself T_T

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  7. Someone like Bill Gates, no need the fucking receipts, just pay coz too much money, no place to keep.

  8. Grand aunty Lilian :mrgreen: you get small cute-cute wallet la for all the receipts, then everyday make it a point to pass to accountant, then accountant dun make noise liao la.

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  9. giddy tigress – Then, end up washing plates every day, how?

    terence – Nay, married to loss adjuster pun chialat, hari hari saham turun.

  10. The husband’s best job should be an ATM!
    Ok lame joke.

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  11. I married to a construction project manager..and i tell you..everyday sure kena one..everything must have a due date and if i do wrong, sure kena issue deffects list already!

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  12. Marry a chef!!! everyday got good food eat :mrgreen:

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  13. Of course BN Politician lah! Every 2 weeks can go Europe lawatan sambil belajar.

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  14. yee sai joe… 🙄

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  15. LOL. I support Bryan’s choice. That’s exactly what I had in mind. You get to shop till you drop.

  16. Agree wif Bryan too. Sum more, on tax payers’ $$$ and tax free 😆

  17. No wonder my ex-w never check me wan.. she ob-gyn

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  18. this post makes me laugh my head off. No wonder my hubby keeps checking on my whereabouts, he’s an immig. officer. got to stamp my passport everytime go out of the hse. As for the receipts, just poke it to the sharp bill stand, like the ones in the coffee shopt counter.

  19. hor..dem…my gf is going to be accountant soon…i have to open acc in switz la wei

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