// The Obnoxious 5xmom

A Chinese newspaper interviewed me yesterday. This is the first time I allowed one to one interview. Normally, I dictate what I want to say because I am awfully paranoid of being misquoted. But since it is a paper in Mandarin, I suppose they can misquote all they want and I won’t [...]

Remember hor, this evening, the hungry ghosts will be prowling, let off from their netherworld….
So, be careful wor.
Drive carefully.
Don’t simply talk nonsense.

If you need to pee everywhere, remember to say, “Excuse me…siam tampok, wa ai pang jio”. Otherwise, if tomorow you wake up and your kkc all bengkak, you know what happen lah.
Do you [...]

Anyone can tell me what’s the average rental of a one room cheap-cheap flat in Thompson Mt. Alvernia Hospital area? The kind where I won’t get murdered, robbed and maimed and yet, not posh posh. If got contact, can either give me here or mail me, please? Just planning, nothing constructive yet. Must work on budget first.

Do you know what is the world most dangerous sex?
The one which you screw a blogger and she blogged about it.
And if that is not enough, she ping-ed to the world to know about it.
Now, everyone knows this mid 20s guy screwed a 30 yrs old woman and the girlfriend of the guy is totally [...]

“Sons!!! I missed the deadline! The Purple X-Girls were in Penang last week!”
So, the two older sons retorted, “But …Ma…..you are too old for Nicholas Teo, okay? Only our girl friends listen to him., okay???”
They know that I have Nicholas Teo’s songs on my iMac and though I don’t care about his [...]

These days, I am polishing up my Mandarin. I finally can say volunteer in Mandarin. Yik kung. Yay! And Catholic is ‘tien chu chiau’. Tiok, boh? How to say faith ah? Sing li means what?
I have always been able to speak Mandarin and Cantonese because I learnt them [...]

That one day,
all of us are going to wear black t-shirts
and we are going into a busy shopping mall lift
all six of us,
father,
mother,
eldest son,
second son,
third son
and
youngest son.

and each of us are going to immediately walk to the corners and the lift walls,
very close to it…
and we are going to stand so [...]