(translation : ka’chng means butt, arse, ass, punggung, pungkok, bottom, buns, phiku, tai si fatt)

I was aware of those elitists social-political bloggers’ rants about going ‘on strike’ by not posting. Usually, socio-politico bloggers’ blogs can be so full of themselves. Their blogs (note that I am dissing the blogs, not the persons behind it, ok?) exude that ‘We are the saviours’ air.

Frankly, one socio-politico blog to another are almost similar. Of course, they are great men and women but the issues and the opinions are usually almost the same. Sienz. You read one, you read all.

This morning, I was greeted by The Star as usual. It is always on my dining table and I cannot eat my breakfast without first cussing. I was anticipating photos of The Protes protest. But what do I see? Bloggers go on strike. Ptui, get real dude.

I do not know if The Star has twisted Rocky Bru’s words or does Rocky Bru really said what was published on The Star. I am too lazy to find the online version, you sindiri pigi cari lah. Anyway, in the same breath, The Star published our very understanding and compassionate PM’s words. It agrees with the bloggers.

Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi is aware that the people are fed up with the political bickering that is going on in the country and has pledged to give priority to the needs of the people.

Doh! Don’t these bloggers notice something? Our PM agrees with bloggers that we are fed-up with too much so-do-my arse stories? I say those bloggers have been used. Yes, you have all been soto mee too.

Then, there is this 100-days Bloggers meet. And Wong Chun Wai urged the bloggers :

I urge them to post their disgust at our politicians and ignore all these press statements, press conferences and their lies, excuses and explanations for the next 24 hours. Readers, share your feelings at the state of our politics in solidarity.

And again, you wanna bait bloggers izzit, Datuk WCW? Asking bloggers to post our disgusts? Eh, the Malaysian blogosphere is not made of of these few elitists bloggers. We have thousands of bloggers. And by asking people to post their disgusts, it is like sending an open ticket to Taiping, Perak. Not for the mee banjir in Kuala Sepetang but soto mee Kamunting.

You blog, Datuk WCW, I also blog. (but my trapik more than yours la) I believe you are a Christian like me too. And I want to tell you something, Christians don’t walk on middle paths. It is either or. Take a stand. Your blog and the paper you run, they are like on two ends of the poles, north and south. Please don’t cakap tak serupa bikin. I don’t care about the disclaimer you put on your blog. I can smell ‘Wag the dog’ plot from a mile. And I say, we always have our conscience to turn to because the Lord is there.

BTW, what is farking wrong with showing a boxer la? It is the trend! My sons do that all the time. Buying jeans several sizes bigger and let the pants drop and Simpson or hot banana or whatever peeking through. Chill lah! Move with times. Get over it already!