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Trying not to fall asleep

It is so, so, so, so hot out there.

It is 4.30 pm and I am so sleepy.

I wish I can turn on the aircond and turn the thermostat down to 16 deg celcius and go sleep till dinner time.

But I want to appear holy.

And responsible.

And political correct.

So, I have to stay awake.

Because I need to go to church in an hour’s time.

Because I want to appear holy.

And responsible.

And political correct.

Today is Bible Sunday and being a lector, I must not ponteng mass on a Bible Sunday.
(lector is those people who read the Bible or rather bring the Word of God to the church goers)

So, I must stay awake.

One chocolate cake jumps over the fence

Two chocolate cookies jump over the fence

Three chocolate eggs jump over the fence

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Ninety nine handsome chocolate naked marathon runners jump over the fence
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Two hundred ninety nine suntanned beach boys in skimpy white bikinis jump over the fence
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Eight hundred ninety nine bronze skin, blond hair, blue eyes men jump into bed with me.

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6 Responses to “Trying not to fall asleep”

  1. hello hello hello…. wake up wake up!!!!

  2. u horny again ar?

  3. melvin – What AGAIN lah. Yerrrr….later ppl really think like that.

    cindy – Aiks, missed it! Overslept.

  4. “Two hundred ninety nine suntanned beach boys in skimpy white bikinis jump over the fence”

    lol. boys in bikini… rofl

  5. A disgrace to Catholics. You will answer to God for your double standardness. Calling yourself a Catholics who believe God but the life is full of cursing and shit.

  6. OOoooooo God’s little helper is here to audit my posts. Eh, why lah your mader gave you the same name like mine?