Trying not to fall asleep

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July 12th, 2008 at 4:36 pm

Trying not to fall asleep

» by Lilian in: Humor

It is so, so, so, so hot out there.

It is 4.30 pm and I am so sleepy.

I wish I can turn on the aircond and turn the thermostat down to 16 deg celcius and go sleep till dinner time.

But I want to appear holy.

And responsible.

And political correct.

So, I have to stay awake.

Because I need to go to church in an hour’s time.

Because I want to appear holy.

And responsible.

And political correct.

Today is Bible Sunday and being a lector, I must not ponteng mass on a Bible Sunday.
(lector is those people who read the Bible or rather bring the Word of God to the church goers)

So, I must stay awake.

One chocolate cake jumps over the fence

Two chocolate cookies jump over the fence

Three chocolate eggs jump over the fence

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Ninety nine handsome chocolate naked marathon runners jump over the fence
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Two hundred ninety nine suntanned beach boys in skimpy white bikinis jump over the fence
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Eight hundred ninety nine bronze skin, blond hair, blue eyes men jump into bed with me.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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  • Cindy
    6:08 pm on July 12th, 2008 1

    hello hello hello…. wake up wake up!!!!

  • melvin,foong
    7:50 pm on July 12th, 2008 2

    u horny again ar?

  • Lilian
    8:51 pm on July 12th, 2008 3

    melvin – What AGAIN lah. Yerrrr….later ppl really think like that.

    cindy – Aiks, missed it! Overslept.

  • zaza
    1:09 pm on July 14th, 2008 4

    “Two hundred ninety nine suntanned beach boys in skimpy white bikinis jump over the fence”

    lol. boys in bikini… rofl

  • Lilian, god's auditor
    9:01 am on April 15th, 2009 5

    A disgrace to Catholics. You will answer to God for your double standardness. Calling yourself a Catholics who believe God but the life is full of cursing and shit.

  • Lilian
    10:07 am on April 15th, 2009 6

    OOoooooo God’s little helper is here to audit my posts. Eh, why lah your mader gave you the same name like mine?

 

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