Trying not to fall asleep

It is so, so, so, so hot out there.

It is 4.30 pm and I am so sleepy.

I wish I can turn on the aircond and turn the thermostat down to 16 deg celcius and go sleep till dinner time.

But I want to appear holy.

And responsible.

And political correct.

So, I have to stay awake.

Because I need to go to church in an hour’s time.

Because I want to appear holy.

And responsible.

And political correct.

Today is Bible Sunday and being a lector, I must not ponteng mass on a Bible Sunday.
(lector is those people who read the Bible or rather bring the Word of God to the church goers)

So, I must stay awake.

One chocolate cake jumps over the fence

Two chocolate cookies jump over the fence

Three chocolate eggs jump over the fence

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Ninety nine handsome chocolate naked marathon runners jump over the fence
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Two hundred ninety nine suntanned beach boys in skimpy white bikinis jump over the fence
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Eight hundred ninety nine bronze skin, blond hair, blue eyes men jump into bed with me.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

6 thoughts on “Trying not to fall asleep

  1. “Two hundred ninety nine suntanned beach boys in skimpy white bikinis jump over the fence”

    lol. boys in bikini… rofl

  2. A disgrace to Catholics. You will answer to God for your double standardness. Calling yourself a Catholics who believe God but the life is full of cursing and shit.

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