ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

All stolen from this hilarious post on Mile High Joke of the Day

Boys and girls, print this and paste it on your wall. This will equip you for life. The formulas are much useful than DY/DX formula in your Adds Maths or Sain/Kosain/Tangen in your Modern Maths. (I learnt maths in BM so I don’t know how to spell in English)

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