This is your Captain Anti-histamine speaking…

Lately, I cannot stand a certain botak guy but I also cannot diss him. It is damn frustrating but a certain penarik beca has been hauled up for sedition charge, so I better shut up.

I also cannot understand why Malaysiakini never picked up my very wise, very clever, very smart, very pandai blog commentary when I quoted them and yet, Malaysiakini hauled up all the parrots. I think their Ed must re-look at their links there. Sheeshh…parrot parrot parrot…so boring.

The best cure for stuffed nose is to eat hot, spicy tomyam. The chillies and the heat unclogged the nose better than anything else. It flows like water and if I didn’t stop to wipe my nose, I would have slurped the mucous with the soup.

Men. They are such babies when they are sick. If it is my atm who is sick, I will have to cook for him white porridge with a dab of soy sauce, a tiny piece of sweet potato and a touch of taujoo. The temperature has to be just right, like how Goldilocks like her porridge. If it is me who is sick, all I need is Maggi asam laksa and tomyam from Kedai Kopi Min Jiang. Therefore, I am baffled why men say women are so needy? Where got lah? We only need two things from you men, money and sex.

Shadowfox posted a blog post about I hate Penang lang. His blogger comment board has screwed up and my comment didn’t go through. I posted, “We Penang lang don’t use tissue. We pick up dried leaves from the ground (to wipe our arse after we shit)”. Haih…my point is how sohais some people are to get offended with a blog like Shadowfox. Bodoh nyerrr…Just be entertain with the sleaze he produces lah! No one force you to take him seriously lah.

Talking about sohais, Innit is full of them. I don’t know who is the bigger sohai. I would say it is the one who takes time to dang every posts and then, complain like a pondan that people nang their own posts. Pathetic, get a life. And bodohnyer, masturbation is a self action, so there is no need to call people self-masturbators. If it is not self, then, there is a different term for it. Geddit?

And hor, I think those bloggers who think they are celebrities or those minions who think other bloggers are celebrities, are just so, so deluded. Get a life, too. They are human, just like you and I. They have a blog, just like you and I. Nothing more, nothing less. Boleh paham?

Thank you for flying with 5xmom. The plane has just landed. This is your Captain Anti-Histamine wishing you have a good night sleep. Over and out.

16 thoughts on “This is your Captain Anti-histamine speaking…

  1. Well Shadowfox is an asshole and I am just waiting for the right time to slap him with a police report and a libel suit. And I don’t care if he reads this either…hes too much of a pansy to actually come to meet me face-to-face.

    Oh yeah, btw…I am Penang kia true and true.

    – MENJ

    menjs last blog post..Akan datang

  2. menj,
    Dude, I’m serious, you’ve been threatening to sue shadowfox since before the elections, that it’s getting tiring just hearing you say it and not doing. When you gonna do it la?

    You guys will be the first case in Malaysia where a blogger sues another blogger, boleh masuk paper. In fact, it will probably enter international news wire as well.

    Of cuz, you got to make sure you got concrete evidence la, not like our good friends leading the country now.

  3. 5xmom, your comment appears now, after I have to spam my blog comments for 15-16 times.

    If your comment doesn’t appear, you can post 15-16 times until they appear too in that particular entry. *LOL*

    Stupid database crap in blogspot/google.

  4. klaw – Want to make police report, waste time wan lah. Our blue uniforms tarak skill to track IP wan. I gave up on them already. Child p0rn also they buat tak kesah, say tak cukup bukti lah, bla bla bla. So, Menj can forever threaten Shadowfox LOL.

  5. lilian: yep i read it. Hahahah she had to backtrack a bit after finding out it’s a server issue.

    Aiya what to do, ah lian mah..

  6. Funny…I just went to Min Jiang for dinner and was planning to add it to my food blog…
    BTW, thought the Penang lang post darn hilarious, people should be allowed to curse like that more often eh?
    It’s therapeutic. Heheheheh

  7. auntie,
    we men all baby deep down mah, show some ‘love….ve’ lah. i suffer fr seasonal hay fevers badly, i even bought a small battery operated hay fever zapper! it claimed to work. u basically stuff 2 light prongs into yr nostrils which lit up yr whole nose..imagine! I hav a pic somewhere, appropriate for ‘hungry ghost month’.

    to flame all panang clever is tht?

    JTs last blog post..Hungry Ghost

  8. Money and Sex!!???!! Most of the time is money talks, bullshit walks!!! Sigh…

    Eh, wasabi also works!!!

  9. “Dude, I’m serious, you’ve been threatening to sue shadowfox since before the elections, that it’s getting tiring just hearing you say it and not doing. When you gonna do it la?”

    You can’t make a suit or a police report against an anonymous figure.

    – MENJ

  10. *koff koff koff* Soli hor, I go pop more pills and go to sleep.

    But hor, Your Grand Niamah, I dun get u. Money talks. But what bullshits walk? Explain!

    JT – Chey, you also clever to ‘teh’ when sick lah? Must be damn mah huan to jaga husbands like that. I put sleeping pill inside the foods and then, peace on earth…

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