This is just tooooo farneee…..I did a Google translate and my name has turned to Marilyn (Monroe so sexy likedat).

And hor, JT, you si peh hum sup, asking me to :

JT
“What is on the straight Well! Perhaps you can also quietly next to my ears that I am willing to listen to…”

Tiu lor.. how old are you again liao? I don’t mess with young toy boys one, ok?

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And this wtf translation makes me wanna die LOL,

Marilyn has also Penang Chief Minister Lin Guanying, the first “fan”, the election period, in her blog published many articles on political topics, each frantically following the political Kai. She tried to track northward overnight south of candidates give a speech and the scene via cell phone to upload the latest news, live reports for the netizens fact, is truly “Housewife reporters.”

Tomorrow I must go and dye my hair blonde, plant a tahi lalat on my cheek, buy lots of sponge and stuff in my pasar malam bra and wear blue contact lens liao.

If you have the stomach take Google translation, go read it here. I dare not read, my hair stands on end. Now, I regret I never study Mandarin. And the original article is over here.

I hope Marilyn Monroe’s hungry ghost doesn’t come haunt me tonight.

P/S : Streamyx has farked up big time here in Penang again. I cannot access Blogger and many other US sites.