I am going to do this little meme from Moo Mommy. But I am only doing question one.
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This meme is pretty simple.
Here are the rules:
1.) List down the household chores you hate and why. Do you think you
can survive without helpers and nannies?
Household chores I hate?
- Ironing (never have to do it ‘cos hubby DIY)
- Washing plates (only do it when I am short of a spoon or cup)
- Drying clothes (now we use the sun and not the dryer ‘cos my hubby is ubah-ing gaya hidup-ing KNN)
- Mopping (cos my sons will play slide and ice-skating if I do it, rolling on the slippery floor and if I am not watching, the young ones will strip nekid and slide across the living room)
- Dusting (achooo)
- Touching any detergent, cleaning chemicals or anything that can potentially cause my hands to get rough
- Gardening (not that I have any)
- General Housekeeping
- Throwing out garbage (never have to do it because I have many male slaves at home)
- Washing toilet (OMG, I haven’t done that for more than a decade already!)
- And every blardy things that need cleaning
- Changing bedsheets (but my helper does that alternate week)
Okokok, I know I failed miserably as a housewife. I am only good in cooking, taking care of kids, staying sane, never nag, providing comfort and sex and listening ears to hubby. Having said that, I am not a slob and I insist on neatness. Go figure.
Can I survive without helpers? I don’t have a permanent one but my relative works for me twice a week and she keeps everything spick and span. She has been with us for over 10 years and she is part of the family. So, no I cannot survive without helpers to clean house. But I won’t have nannies or permanent maids. Don’t blame me for being hopeless with housework. I was a pampered youngest kid so I never have to lift a finger. I got sisters and brothers to do that for me yo. Then, I was smart enough to find a man who loves doing all those chores so I am saved! Hallelujah, praise the Lord! I love You, Jesus Christ! Please don’t ever assign me to be janitor in the Garden of Eden. I will be the Mary instead of Martha. I will spend my days at Your feet, adoring You and give You reflexology, Lord. Kehkehkeh….
Moo Mommy tagged the followings bloggers whom I know, so let me give linky love :
…. to RamblingMoo, KittyCat, mama22beas, allthingspurple, montessorimum, Shopping mum, Shooi, mumsgather, and msaufong. Ohh… forgot Tai Ka Che 5X mom.
Men – Do you know that women love men who can clean house and cook? Don’t know ah? Real one, go clean house lah! Faster go!
Chores??? No need to do. I got servants=MIL,FIL. Bwahahaha!!!
Aiya, I’m turning into house hubby dy la.
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Snake Terence – CIBAI! Wuah I long long no on my MSN hor? Date?
Hahaha, I hate housework too – you must be a really nice person that your relative is working for you even after 10 years! I like the part where you say you’ll give Jesus foot refloxology…that’s a new one 🙂
KittyCats last blog post..AVENT answers email
Ha ha… this is funny. I hate most of the thing you wrote too. Anyway, I told my husband before we got married. I don’t wash dishes, mop floor or wash toilet. Better to align expectations first! So he is clear he has to do it. train from beginning. So sometimes when I feel like helping, I help then I am considered a hero!! He he he!
Pebs last blog post..The Irony Of Men and Women
Er…. I am also something like that, reading this post makes me feel like a lousy wife and mom. But yay! we have male slaves. 🙂
I hate to do household chores too. I am lucky to have a hardworking mil and a hubby who can do house chores better than me. I hate ironing and hubby has to DIY too.
Choonies last blog post..My tribute to ??
I am lucky to have a reason not to do all these household chores for a decade….but this feeling like a queen is going to end in 2 months time…*sigh*
sweet jasmines last blog post..Pura Tanah Lot……
sweet jasmine – Wuah, becoming tai-tai liao?
choonie – Yay, power to the women! But ‘charm liao’, my sons next time must do all that?
agnes – Never mind wan…we jaga anak, they do the work lor.
Peb – Yes, yes, train when boyfriend time, then, they cannot run away. Don’t wait till legal, then too late liao.
kittycat – Actually, we are closer than each other siblings sometimes.
hafiz – Good for your wife!
These women here are very bad influence, so liberated men of the world, don’t listen to them.
Buy a dog chain and chain them naked and barefoot to the kitchen sink but make sure the chain is long enough for them to fetch you a cold beer from the fridge.
I do the housework at home but not cooking, still I think my bini takes me for granted liao! have to go on strike till I get my rewards in bed hor! kekekeke
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didnt you just list about 95% of all household chores?
didnt know one can even get electric clothes dryer in msia.