I never care about your existence.
I never feel for you.
I never notice how important you are to me.
You are just one of the many.
You are not important.
You are there just because you are.
Now, I realised I have done wrong.
That I never love you as much as I should.
Because without you, I am directionless.
Without you, I cannot dig my nose.
I cannot scratch my ear when I feel itch.
I cannot insert tampon.
I cannot wash butt.
I cannot point left or right.
I cannot put on my contact lens.
Sorry, index finger.
Wuah…..kiss my poor index finger please. I burnt it yesterday. If the skin is cooked, I wonder if I can chew it and eat like bak kua?
kesian your index finger 5x mom..well from nw on I am pretty sure you will pay more attention to it.. š
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Wash butt with right hand meh???
Tan Silly – My kid’s butt lah! Tiu.
joyce – It is so tempting to burst the blister….
Ouch! I suppose you didn’t have ice cubes around when you burnt your finger? Otherwise, placing ice cubes immediately over the burnt part helps to reduce the pain and “burn”.
pablo – I put under running water only. I touched the handle of the pot which was exposed to fire. I couldn’t drop it because it was a pot of hot soup. So, it was ouch, ouch, ouch until I placed it on the kitchen top. *sniff* Long time never kena burnt so very painful lor.
put a handiplast over it, the moisture will wet the skin and it peels off quicker.
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Ok, now you can retire from blogging.
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eeee…don’t put ice leh..it will make the burning sensation even worse..
Why not put the condense milk on it..heard its good curing scalded skin..
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Put Aloe Vera jell.
you are really out of this world, woman..really really siao..beh koh kah siao liao..i do envy your kids having a crazy mom like you..
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at first, i thought you were talking about your hubby..and i was thinking, how so loving of you..until i got to the digging nose bit, and i was thinking, aiyo..so kinky one ah this couple..insert tampon lah, wash butt…until finally i got the the last line..phew. u really had me going there..hehehehe
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Normally I won’t comment but I really enjoy reading your blog but this poem or whatever u called it is just so ridiculously funny that I felt I have to say something! I also thought u dedicated it to your hubby till it gets more n more to the version which is almost to the R rated!LOL! Good one 5xmom!!Tip for burnt next time, it helped me before, immediately rub with toothpaste if u can’t find anything else after u got burnt,do not wet the finger,keep it dry till the toothpaste cools down the burnt!
5x,
wahliao u dig nose with index finger? nostril ma big lo…hehe..
dont be cannibal and eat yr skin ok? remember put some sauce first
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