Become Barisan MP shiok worrrr

You know shiok anot?

1) They get to go overseas just to learn how to debate better.

We wanted MPs to update themselves with the latest information about agriculture and high-tech food production so that we can debate better on the Budget when Parliament sits again in October.

2) They get to go to mysterious places, just like one of those American Reality TV shows where they fly contestants off to unknown places.

“We haven’t also decided on the destination country. You know me, I only like to announce something when all the details have been confirmed,” he said.

3) They get to go overseas to learn to become farmer. Wah….Barisan MPs must be very smart people, only need few days to learn.

Deputy Backbenchers Club chairman Datuk Bung Mokhtar Radin also confirmed there was such a trip to explore agricultural technology.

“Probably, the trip will be over this weekend. But we have not decided how many MPs will be participating,” the Kinabatangan MP said.

So fun hor? No date, no destination but pasti hilang.

Haih…..why need to deny?

Tiong, the Bintulu MP, maintained that the trip “had nothing to do with Sept 16”, saying it was only natural to ask MPs to submit their passports for the purpose of visa applications and ticket bookings.

Gua caya sama lu lah, Tiong. You are doing it for the good of the country. You are going to make this weekend, mysterious trip to increase farming and foods production. I am so gamtung…*sniff* What a smart heroic act to save all humans, animals, germs on bumi Malaysia from starvation.

(all quotes taken from The Star – the newspaper that feeds us shits, so much shits we actually don’t need to eat rice anymore)

Updated : Pak Lah said, “Go with my blessings.” But hor, who is paying for this trip leh? Our taxpayers’ money, right? If yes, take it as our farewell gift for them lah.

“If they want to go, let them go. Why connect their trip with the Sept 16 issue (of mass defection).

“For them it (Sept 16 issue) is not important. They are not the one planning to jump and leave the Barisan Nasional.

“I did not organise the trip,” he told reporters Friday after launching the Pemudah’s new Business Licensing Electronic Support System (BLESS) here.

Abdullah also said that toppling the Government on Sept 16 would not happen and that Barisan members would not desert the party.

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11 thoughts on “Become Barisan MP shiok worrrr”

  1. my foot…. u don suddenly bcome an expert by attending courses or visiting sites over a weekend, ok! …
    don forget to being Sammy along too… he is the pakar bocoh.
    169 is approaching, i wonder how many ministerial offices have bought extra bin bags and shredders.

    JTs last blog post..Where the $£@% is SUMMER 2?

  3. I once attended a one-day integrity seminar organised by the big G. It was in Penang so I had to travel and spent a night there before the day since it was SupposeD to start at 8a.m. The all-expense-paid hotel got bath tub summore!

    See la, ask where all the money go to pulak.

    And because I’ve attended the seminar, I’m so full of integrity you don’t come mess with me hor. If not I show you the finger nia.

    e2wen~*s last blog post..When Fan Meets Idol

  4. Got motivation ang pau ar? Maybe like the one the CCB NYY gave in PP. But even after giving ang pau, also kecundang.

    Angkat, jangan tak angkat!!! After that defect also. Bwahahaha!!!

  8. Lamest excuse i’ve ever heard in my entire life..i wonder which lamer came up with such an idea..

  9. i got fed up of reading all these lame stuff in the papers nowadays! they r still stuck in the groove. ppl have changed. they must change with the times

  11. Consider this equation :

    75 MPs x 12 days x RM 1000 = RM 900,000

    So, who is paying for this trip ? Aren’t we the Rakyat who are paying for them to have a holiday, just so that the PM can keep the throne warm for a while longer ?

    renaissance.MYs last blog post..BN Near Check Mate

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