I lost my balls

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The Obnoxious 5xmom

September 17th, 2008 at 11:27 pm

I lost my balls

rubber balls

My balls have gone into hiding.

Kehkehkeh….

(ya, if you noticed any missing posts, they have gone missing.)

So, let’s listen to my dream last night.

True story. Kisah benar.

Last night, as I was about to doze off, I put my palms together and rest my cheek on them.

I am sure you have experienced those sudden kicking actions or falling down sensation when you are about to fall asleep.

But what I got was something else. I felt like my left palm and my right palm has a bolt of electricity running through and the right hand sort of bounce off my left palm. Imagine your left palm holding a firecracker or something and it went ‘kaboom’? That force makes your other palm ‘fly off’?

I am not sure what silly dream that is but I hope it is a sign of some divine power entering me.

So, yeah, that’s what I am blogging today.

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  • Momo
    12:36 am on September 18th, 2008 1

    Wah, divine power enter you liao! Now you can go zap somebody.

    I believe the PM needs a jolt to wake up! So faster go and knock some sense into him.

  • Lilian
    12:42 am on September 18th, 2008 2

    Momo – Don’t want, must lie low for the time being. Rabid big dogs running around, I sked.

  • David C.
    12:46 am on September 18th, 2008 3

    Momo… Ignorance cannot be healed from a person unless he is stripped off of everything. Not forgetting in-laws… oops, I mean, THE in-law.

    Lilian… don’t zap me for quoting your blog post in mine! LOL! Yep, I get what you mean. :-)

    David C.s last blog post..Beatitudes Of All Times

  • Lilian
    1:02 am on September 18th, 2008 4

    David – Not at all! In fact, I wanted to mention those parts you wrote but sked. You know lah, nanti “they” twisted my words and his words, mampus. Skali, I kena holy communion with FF at Taiping everyday. LOL.

    Like last nite at Gurney Drive? One of the Catholic church wanted to sing Amazing Grace for Teresa Kok and gave a few of us some hymn books. But Fr Edwin alerted them that it is not safe as SBs were everywhere.

  • Domino
    1:22 am on September 18th, 2008 5

    No wonder-lah I sense something missing. Yalor, better lie low-low, far-far East Coast pun kena. But don’t sked-lah, wah lang eh sai kong Hokkien uwa, ee lang bey beng pek. Ai liak mah ban-ban translate lor………hehehe…….

  • Lilian
    1:30 am on September 18th, 2008 6

    Domino – My posts are ok but my comments are not. So, play safe first. Ee lang khi or arm liao (or arm – black night)

  • JT
    2:15 am on September 18th, 2008 7

    Halleluya… Praise the Lord! U hav been blessed, my child!

    now, go buy 4 ekors with yr right palm! (Put 1 dollar big for me.)

    JTs last blog post..Poor man’s rolex – Seiko chronograph

  • anoni
    2:36 am on September 18th, 2008 8

    now temporarily talk cock sing song lo, what to do…close the pair of eyes, count the ball ball, count here count there 10 million of them….count the froggy oso can. haha condom time

  • Wuching
    7:11 am on September 18th, 2008 9

    I also lost my balls wor..hey! I see my balls there amongst all your other balls! kekekekeke

    Wuchings last blog post..Name that fahwer

  • toolan
    9:00 am on September 18th, 2008 10

    Solly lah 5xmom if my comments is among one of those that put you in hot soup.

    Promise will be more “gentlemen” like from now……

    But I think if we swear a little ok right? Only itsy bitsy..

    Wah, now it feels like spy movie liu!!!…..

    Agent 5xmom, the usual stir not shaken right?

  • pablopabla
    9:55 am on September 18th, 2008 11

    I think many businessmen’s balls also shrink liao looking at the financial turmoil hitting the world :P

    pablopablas last blog post..Do You Feel Safe?

  • whispering9
    11:40 am on September 18th, 2008 12

    Smart bolt. Businessmen’s balls shrunk? We haven’t seen the last of it yet. Europe is going down next…in case our news are a tat late in reporting it.

  • Hoyohoyo
    11:48 am on September 18th, 2008 13

    woah… censorship… LOL

    Delete those comments lah… XD

    but tak kan Amazing grace also cannot sing bah… =/

 

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