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October 9th, 2008 at 4:46 pm

Professional chef wannabe first attempt at baking a sponge cake

» by Lilian in: Family

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Sponge cake baked by the professional chef wannabe. KDU professional chef course. RM30K for the diploma which takes 2 + years. First year college student. Thank God for PTPTN loan, the son can pay for his own college fees next time. Do you know that the PTPTN loan interest is very low? However, they approve only part of the amount.

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Cake done. Cut into three pieces to make three layers.

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No one wants to decorate. Including me. I am not born to decorate cakes. I only bake and eat cakes. Not doing frilly stuffs like piping the icing. So, #2 son attempted doing that because he is the most ‘yim chim’ of us all. I told him, “Control the piping bag like how you control your anus when you want to shit in a public toilet. You don’t want to make too much noise or drop too much shit into the water till it splashed up to your butt. So, you slowly slowly control…..Then only you can get even shapes.”

Everyone echoes : So clever to talk, you come do it yourself lah!

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The cake is unsightly with uneven icing layer because we do not have a turn table and moreover, this is the first attempt mah. But it tastes really nice and the whole cake has been eaten. Burp.

Now, I can take a back seat in the kitchen already.

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  • Bryan
    5:19 pm on October 9th, 2008 1

    Soon the professional chef will be fighting with you for the kitchen. Haha…

  • Agnes Tan
    7:18 pm on October 9th, 2008 2

    Yummy!!!
    I love the blue frosting. Is it possible to make the blue frosting at home?
    :-)

  • Lil' Ms Pinky
    9:13 pm on October 9th, 2008 3

    Wahhhhh good good…next time whatever you wanna eat just order the professional chef to do for you. It’s time you hang your apron and just enjoy being queen. :)

  • meimeizoe
    10:10 pm on October 9th, 2008 4

    care to share the recipe? :)

  • ivy
    10:59 pm on October 9th, 2008 5

    Very funny. You need to learn the art of controlling your anus!!!!!

  • Lilian
    11:46 pm on October 9th, 2008 6

    ivy - Actually I got that on video but I don’t want to upload to Youtube ler. Hehehe.

    meimeizoe - I must go copy from KDU handout. Don’t know can kena copyright infringement.

    agnes - My son bought the whipping cream which has been sweetened, it is Lactofil, non-dairy type. Just beat until it hardened The first batch, we beat too long so it was too hard. After beat, just add a drop of food colouring.

    lil ms pinky - I doubt so…He only do the glamour type, I kena do the day to day meals jugak.

    bryan - I shall wait for the day…

  • Tun TanSri Dato' Terence
    12:27 am on October 10th, 2008 7

    I also make cake every morning but thats a different story lah. LOL.

  • Lilian
    12:58 am on October 10th, 2008 8

    Tan Silly - Tiu, you sendiri pi makan lah.

  • Erina
    12:25 pm on October 10th, 2008 9

    Now you can sit back and have someone to back for you liau.

  • kyh
    3:06 pm on October 10th, 2008 10

    *stomach growls*

    omg i am so hungree now.

    the cake looks fab, just that i dun like the blue icing. In fact, I skipp all those cakes with funny icing colours.LOL.

  • philin
    4:41 pm on October 10th, 2008 11

    The blue whip cream / frosting / iceing makes it all the more attractive. Where did you buy the blue ink?

  • Lilian
    5:00 pm on October 10th, 2008 12

    philin - Those are food dyes, easily found in supermarkets.

    kyh - Fun mah, got colour like that.

    erina - We must go to your shop and buy more stuffs to experiment liao. Been meaning to go but never got around to it.

  • Ping Ping
    6:50 pm on October 10th, 2008 13

    eh…how come my ptptn loan get full one???salary too high??? i mean u all..hehee

  • Lilian
    7:18 pm on October 10th, 2008 14

    ping ping - Yakah? No wor, both menggangur wor. Maybe it is due to the college leh? Private vs Public?

 

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