Let’s guess why Shah Rukh Khan gets a datuk – not on Malaysiakini
Posted on October 11th, 2008 by Lilian • Filed under: politics
(any auntie want a fan and some minyak angin cap Kapak to remain un-pengsan after looking at the hot naked Shah Rukh Khan?)
Not sure why but there is no news on Shah Rukh Khan datukship on Malaysiakini. Instead, Malaysiakini hinted about a surprise in Parliament on Monday. I wonder what is it? That all the Barisan MPs will play musical chair and run over to the Opposition side? Anyway…let’s talk about the much talked about Datuk Shah Rukh Khan.
Everyone asked why he gets a Datukship. Datuk Wong Chun Wai said, “Datukship for Shah Rukh Khan? No joke!“. But MustafaKAnuar (that’s Prof. Mustafa) made me LOL till almost fall off chair with the reason – “he (Shah Rukh Khan) has provided, to use today’s popular parlance, the benchmark for ‘very good acting’, let alone dancing to the tune of the day.”.
However, if I may be allowed to make a guess, I think it is to make up for the tangkap basah they did to Shah Rukh Khan when he was in Malaysia. This is based on rumours which according to a lawyer, is a from a trusted source. He told us during the Islamisation Forum. He said when Shah Rukh Khan was down here in KL (at the Palace of Golden Horse, if I remember correctly), he was nicely tucked in to sleep. In the middle of the night, ‘they’ raided his room and found him committing something against our Malaysian law. Based on rumour (again) his wife is not a Muslim but he is. So, his act of being in the same room alone with another woman is against the law here. Rumour said he left in a huff.
So, now, we are handing him the olive branch.
Or, maybe Ali Ketam is a fan of Bollywood movies and he proposed for the Datukship. Whatever, we are certainly amused. Since I am not a Datin nor a Datuk, it doesn’t matter that the weight datukship has been diluted lately.
I got the balloon from Aliran. They came to my church to bring awareness about the ISA and why it should be abolished. Cute hor? BTW, there is going to be a candlelight vigil as follows (more details on Haris Ibrahim‘s blog) :
Venue: Padang in front of Amcorp Mall, next to A&W Restaurant, Petaling Jaya
Date: Sunday, 12th October, 2008
So, why do you think Shah Rukh Khan gets a datukship?