Lilian says….People who love yoga so much ought to go ber-yoga-ing instead

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October 30th, 2008 at 10:01 pm

Lilian says….People who love yoga so much ought to go ber-yoga-ing instead

Niamah.

So in touch with the soul, go yoga yourself into a pretzel lah!

I say I think yoga is against my Christian faith and I won’t do it. I never say I am the Pope and I issued the order. So, why get so worked up over what I personally feel wor? Niamah.

Cilaka. Actually, I saja no support yoga because I don’t see why I want to sit down in the same position and do nothing.

If I want exercise, I might as well bring my camera for a walk in the forest or hills.

If want to be in touch with my soul, I can do many things like :

a) read a cookbook while shitting. You know…you have to alleviate yourself to a higher level to be able to enjoy and drooling over foods in a cookbook while the pile of shit is swimming in the toilet bowl. See? I am the master of my own soul. There’s the mind and the arse.

b) blog and stir shits and enjoy when the shit hits people’s faces. You need to be able to detach your feelings to enjoy a good shit stirrer moment.

c) go to some quiet place like the sanctuary and dwell in the presence of the Holy Spirit. After all, isn’t that the best way to be in tune with our inner self?

Go yoga and don’t spam my blog with your disagreement.

I personally feel that none of us who are not Muslims ought to questions whatever fatwa because it is the polite thing to do.

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  • kew
    10:10 pm on October 30th, 2008 1

    I do yoga, but still cannot tie myself into pretzel yet… a nice thought though.. hehe..

  • Lilian
    10:13 pm on October 30th, 2008 2

    kew – LOL, donut leh?

  • menj
    10:13 pm on October 30th, 2008 3

    LOL, a new word you made up? Ber-yoga-ing…..hahahahaha.

    - MENJ

    menj´s last blog post..Adakah yoga dibenarkan di dalam Islam?

  • kew
    10:22 pm on October 30th, 2008 4

    Donut also cannot, cannot touch my feet yet… maybe many more years of practice…

  • Foong
    1:38 am on October 31st, 2008 5

    Have not done yoga in years…body not very supple anymore…but I think my son can bend into a donut and pretzel anytime. Sigh..so nice to be so young and supple and flexible.

    Foong´s last blog post..Some people should not have children at all

  • SkyJuice
    4:39 am on October 31st, 2008 6

    Yoga isn’t for me. The movements are too slow la. Boring. There are many other ways to exercise. For the Muslims, our 5X daily prayers are a form of exercise.

    I don’t do gym because I don’t fancy the idea of having to share equipments with other people’s sweat and germs on ‘em, hahaha. Had enough of catching illness from places with people (not necessarily crowded places). So, I bought a few gym equipments and do exercise in the comfort of my own home.

    I love long walks. I take the stairs instead of using the lift. When I’m home, I go up and down the stairs many times a day lor.

  • Adam
    8:33 am on October 31st, 2008 7

    Was really into Yoga when I was younger and I plan to start again soon. I don’t see any conflict with practising Yoga and my faith. However, I believe that it is one of the best exercises. It may seem boring but I have seen great results on people who regularly practise yoga – they really look younger and healthier.

    Adam´s last blog post..Daughter turns 5

  • lu
    9:26 am on October 31st, 2008 8

    “I personally feel that none of us who are not Muslims ought to questions whatever fatwa because it is the polite thing to do”

    sound reasonable wor but somhow not rite sumwhere, macam ‘watch good show’ liddat..

    anyhow dis oso link me to another venue after Disco Pub 4 rela’ing

  • Pebbles
    2:01 pm on November 2nd, 2008 9

    I use to be able to bend over knees on head…..wonder it I still can do it. Will try it later….hope there won’t be cracking of bones….

    Pebbles´s last blog post..Guy’s Sex Confessions – What they don’t want you to do in bed?

 

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