Happy Cow Year

I AM COW – By Arrogant Worms

I am cow, hear me moo
I weigh twice as much as you
And I look good on the barbecue
Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butters
Made from liquid from my udders
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo (moo)

I am cow, eating grass
Methane gas comes out my ass
And out my muzzle when I belch
Oh, the ozone layer is thinner
From the outcome of my dinner
I am cow, I am cow, Ive got gas

I am cow, here I stand
Far and wide upon this land
And I am living everywhere
From b.c. to newfoundland
You can squeeze my teats by hand
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow
I am cow, I am cow, I am cow!

4 Replies to “Happy Cow Year”

  1. dear Lilian, i am a cow… i am a cow too! it will be ‘my’ year soon, so be extra kind to me ok!
    hey! saw you in gurney plaza on 30/12… shopping huh?
    enjoy reading your posts… hope to have more on 2009. happy two-thousand-nine.

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