Hello. I am Matthew. I am going to be six years old in February 2009. So, my mommy and papa said it is time for me to go to skool to socialise a bit. Otherwise, if I see pretty girl, I blushed and punched my brothers when they tease me.


My papa took me to the mamak barber shop to have a hair cut. Papa said, “Tak mau cukur, tepi slope, atas tak mau pendek.” So, I got a new hair cut. Cute or not?


My #3 koko who acts cool in his new hair too. Also “Tak mau cukur, tepi slope, atas tak mau pendek.”

Actually, my papa and even my #2 koko also have the same hair style. But I cannot show you my #2 koko’s photo because my mommy said when he doesn’t wear shirt, he looks like Africa children, the bones sticking out. So, she said bad publicity to show thin thin #2 koko. Otherwise, people think she starves him.


Me again. Acting cute for photo.

I have bought pencil, eraser, pencil box and pencil sharpener. I do not need to buy school bag because I want a Pokemon school bag but my papa cannot find one for me. Now the shop only sells Ben 10 which I am beginning to hate. So, I use my #3 koko kindergarten Pikachu bag. My school uniform is like a girl’s dress because it is has Popeye the sailorman collar. So gay only, all my kokos said. And my papa wants to take off the red lining because it makes me look like a pondan.


My mommy walked past an eggs distributor and she yelled, “SO MANY EGGS! COME HERE. TAKE PICTURE!!!” Then, she pretended to buy a tray of AA size eggs just to get me to pose with those eggs.

Oh yes, my mommy told me I am a big boy already because my milk tooth is loose already. My papa said before I enter kindergarten on Monday 5th January, 2009 my milk tooth will come out already. My brother told me the tooth fairy will give RM50 if the tooth has no decay. But mommy said tooth fairy recession so no more RM50 per tooth, maybe only RM20. What?!?!?!? RM20? Not even enough for me to buy one tiny box of LEGO lah….