I wish I can shoot those bitches butts

They simply shit everywhere.

No discipline. Niamah…go anywhere also smell their shits. If don’t see properly step on the dung lagi chialat. And the richer the area, the more bitches. But then, not all are bitches. Some of them are male dogs.

What were you guys thinking? You think I am scolding some women ah? No lah, I am scolding those dogs’ owners. Nay…those cilaka dog owners who treat the road like their bitches toilet.

I go to kindie, also must avoid dog’s poo. I go to church, also must make sure I don’t bring stinky shit into church. The church and my kid’s kindie are within the same rich men area. If broad daylight, at least I can see the brownish shit. But at night, how to see wor?

Niamah, if I am the mayor, I will make it illegal to own dogs which are not toilet trained. If I can train my own kid to shit only in toilet bowls which can be flushed, why can’t you guys who own dogs teach your blardy canine the same? After all, so many dog owners are investing more money in dog foods, dog clothings, dog basket, dog vibrator (hahaha) and much more on your dogs. So go teach your dog to shit at home lah! Or go build a toilet specifically for your farking dog lah.

If I am the mayor, I will hire my konco-konco to become majlis perbandaran hitmen. Nampak anjing berak kat jalan, PIANG, DIE! Then, summon the owner to wash public toilets for 2 years.

So all you dog owners, if you beh shiok with what I wrote, go eat dog shit lah. Ciak kau sai, like how my dad taught us to say. I think it is highly irresponsible, inconsiderate and utterly un-Malaysians (where we need to respect our neighbours who find dogs haram) to bring your dogs to the five foot way, road curbs, under shady trees of residential areas to shit. The poo smells and when ran over by cars, the shit spread everywhere.

Therefore, cita-cita saya adalah menjadi Mayor and ban dogs from shitting outside of their owner’s home.

Pheww…nice. So long never rant. Actually I wanted to rant about this for a long time already but today is a good day because morning, I smell dog shit. Evening, I smell dog shit. Now, I am so paranoid, everytime before I get into my car, I will check my slipper’s sole. If too dark, I sniff before I step on my car’s carpet.

18 Replies to “I wish I can shoot those bitches butts”

  1. Also, shoot all the dogs that the owners let out from their house purposedly. Yes!even those with tags one !
    Ever get chased by dogs before when you are riding bikes with your precious little one for ronda ronda in the taman ?

  2. Haha! my dog is toilet trained. some more she’ll “bang” the door using her body if someone’s occupying the toilet so that we fast fast finish “bayar bil” and let her in.

  3. Ya loh! Dunno why so many ppl like that. My mom’s area is not rich men area also like that. They bring dogs to shit just right in front of our gate!

    So, when visiting her, the moment parked the car, first step get down the car, stepped on dog shig.

    Kids also kena many times until we are now as paranoid as you. Every step is very careful. At night is difficult. Sometimes have to bring torch light!!

  4. ROFLOL..devaju! I not only have dog shit diligently delivered every day at the foot of my palm trees outside my house, I have cat shit on my back yard, sometimes half digested rats outside my wet kitchen. Bird shits on my car porch pillars, lizard shits on the roof of my cars. Yup..shits sucks! >_<

  5. it’s poor awareness la. i mean for dog owners. it’s alright if you bring your dog outside to poop or pee. But for poo, make sure you bring a bag along with a spade to take it after it pooped. That’s the right way to do. Leaving it around makes the place stink. Yes, it can degrade there and benefit the plants, but at the cost of a smelly environment which is not exactly what people want most of the time. So, clean up la if your dog poop outside.

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  6. Actually is the dog’s owner that needs to be tiu! They must be taught to clean after their dogs if they want to take their dogs out to public area and shit. Most dog owner’s in my area now better trained now compare to a few years ago, at least now they will bring along the plastic bag to “retrieve” the poo and throw away at their own bins.
    My neighbour, old lady was chase a guy(big size fella) for taking his dog to her compound infront of her house to shit, it was hilarous!!

  7. Really frustating, an old man who resides near by my home make their dogs shit on the road near my home. I still fell the smell of the shit when ever i recollect that scene. Lex can u please tell me the name of the spray which u mentioned earlier which make dogs avoid shit on the road.. Plz reply

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