They simply shit everywhere.

No discipline. Niamah…go anywhere also smell their shits. If don’t see properly step on the dung lagi chialat. And the richer the area, the more bitches. But then, not all are bitches. Some of them are male dogs.

What were you guys thinking? You think I am scolding some women ah? No lah, I am scolding those dogs’ owners. Nay…those cilaka dog owners who treat the road like their bitches toilet.

I go to kindie, also must avoid dog’s poo. I go to church, also must make sure I don’t bring stinky shit into church. The church and my kid’s kindie are within the same rich men area. If broad daylight, at least I can see the brownish shit. But at night, how to see wor?

Niamah, if I am the mayor, I will make it illegal to own dogs which are not toilet trained. If I can train my own kid to shit only in toilet bowls which can be flushed, why can’t you guys who own dogs teach your blardy canine the same? After all, so many dog owners are investing more money in dog foods, dog clothings, dog basket, dog vibrator (hahaha) and much more on your dogs. So go teach your dog to shit at home lah! Or go build a toilet specifically for your farking dog lah.

If I am the mayor, I will hire my konco-konco to become majlis perbandaran hitmen. Nampak anjing berak kat jalan, PIANG, DIE! Then, summon the owner to wash public toilets for 2 years.

So all you dog owners, if you beh shiok with what I wrote, go eat dog shit lah. Ciak kau sai, like how my dad taught us to say. I think it is highly irresponsible, inconsiderate and utterly un-Malaysians (where we need to respect our neighbours who find dogs haram) to bring your dogs to the five foot way, road curbs, under shady trees of residential areas to shit. The poo smells and when ran over by cars, the shit spread everywhere.

Therefore, cita-cita saya adalah menjadi Mayor and ban dogs from shitting outside of their owner’s home.

Pheww…nice. So long never rant. Actually I wanted to rant about this for a long time already but today is a good day because morning, I smell dog shit. Evening, I smell dog shit. Now, I am so paranoid, everytime before I get into my car, I will check my slipper’s sole. If too dark, I sniff before I step on my car’s carpet.