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I wish I can shoot those bitches butts

They simply shit everywhere.

No discipline. Niamah…go anywhere also smell their shits. If don’t see properly step on the dung lagi chialat. And the richer the area, the more bitches. But then, not all are bitches. Some of them are male dogs.

What were you guys thinking? You think I am scolding some women ah? No lah, I am scolding those dogs’ owners. Nay…those cilaka dog owners who treat the road like their bitches toilet.

I go to kindie, also must avoid dog’s poo. I go to church, also must make sure I don’t bring stinky shit into church. The church and my kid’s kindie are within the same rich men area. If broad daylight, at least I can see the brownish shit. But at night, how to see wor?

Niamah, if I am the mayor, I will make it illegal to own dogs which are not toilet trained. If I can train my own kid to shit only in toilet bowls which can be flushed, why can’t you guys who own dogs teach your blardy canine the same? After all, so many dog owners are investing more money in dog foods, dog clothings, dog basket, dog vibrator (hahaha) and much more on your dogs. So go teach your dog to shit at home lah! Or go build a toilet specifically for your farking dog lah.

If I am the mayor, I will hire my konco-konco to become majlis perbandaran hitmen. Nampak anjing berak kat jalan, PIANG, DIE! Then, summon the owner to wash public toilets for 2 years.

So all you dog owners, if you beh shiok with what I wrote, go eat dog shit lah. Ciak kau sai, like how my dad taught us to say. I think it is highly irresponsible, inconsiderate and utterly un-Malaysians (where we need to respect our neighbours who find dogs haram) to bring your dogs to the five foot way, road curbs, under shady trees of residential areas to shit. The poo smells and when ran over by cars, the shit spread everywhere.

Therefore, cita-cita saya adalah menjadi Mayor and ban dogs from shitting outside of their owner’s home.

Pheww…nice. So long never rant. Actually I wanted to rant about this for a long time already but today is a good day because morning, I smell dog shit. Evening, I smell dog shit. Now, I am so paranoid, everytime before I get into my car, I will check my slipper’s sole. If too dark, I sniff before I step on my car’s carpet.




18 Responses to “I wish I can shoot those bitches butts”

  1. Also, shoot all the dogs that the owners let out from their house purposedly. Yes!even those with tags one !
    Ever get chased by dogs before when you are riding bikes with your precious little one for ronda ronda in the taman ?

  2. Haha! my dog is toilet trained. some more she’ll “bang” the door using her body if someone’s occupying the toilet so that we fast fast finish “bayar bil” and let her in.

  3. Chinese say ‘See Wai Choy’ meaning ‘Shit is Luck’. So if you kena bird-shit,dog-shit,cat-shit or cow-shit (any shit except bull-shit), it means luck is coming your way! Congrats! :D!!!!

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  4. My dog do all his business in the porch. Been having some problem with a new neighbor’s dog. Everyday also shit in front of our house. Our car tayar have to ram through it. Sibeh geram!!!!

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  5. Celaka!!

    Some dog owners are worse trained than their dogs! At every dog event I go to, the organizers keep reminding people to clean up after their dog. It is part of the dog owner’s responsibility. >.<

    Some of the dog owners in my neighbourhood just let their dog poop and when we call them, they walk faster away and pretend nothing has happened.

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  6. there’s a spray where the dog won’t shit there after you spray. so buy that quick quick and spray in front of your house, tyre etc.

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  7. Ya loh! Dunno why so many ppl like that. My mom’s area is not rich men area also like that. They bring dogs to shit just right in front of our gate!

    So, when visiting her, the moment parked the car, first step get down the car, stepped on dog shig.

    Kids also kena many times until we are now as paranoid as you. Every step is very careful. At night is difficult. Sometimes have to bring torch light!!

  8. ROFLOL..devaju! I not only have dog shit diligently delivered every day at the foot of my palm trees outside my house, I have cat shit on my back yard, sometimes half digested rats outside my wet kitchen. Bird shits on my car porch pillars, lizard shits on the roof of my cars. Yup..shits sucks! >_<

  9. it’s poor awareness la. i mean for dog owners. it’s alright if you bring your dog outside to poop or pee. But for poo, make sure you bring a bag along with a spade to take it after it pooped. That’s the right way to do. Leaving it around makes the place stink. Yes, it can degrade there and benefit the plants, but at the cost of a smelly environment which is not exactly what people want most of the time. So, clean up la if your dog poop outside.

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  10. I think should “piang” the owners leh. Dogs can be trained but it’s the owners which can’t :S

  11. I think future dog owners should go for a course on how to take care of their pet and how to handle the responsibilities that comes with it before they start rearing one.

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  12. wah..so much dong hatterz… good 4 me i only have a pet tat shitz in aquarium ..hahaha

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  13. Shit happens!!! Hahahaaha

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  14. Actually is the dog’s owner that needs to be tiu! They must be taught to clean after their dogs if they want to take their dogs out to public area and shit. Most dog owner’s in my area now better trained now compare to a few years ago, at least now they will bring along the plastic bag to “retrieve” the poo and throw away at their own bins.
    My neighbour, old lady was chase a guy(big size fella) for taking his dog to her compound infront of her house to shit, it was hilarous!!

  15. yalor yalor…. i got 3 doggies… but i also cannot tahan those irresponsible owners. sometimes i see them shitting their dog outside, i sure tell them off one… bring plastic bag to pick up their shits la… terrible ppl.

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  16. i put on my commando outfit when I go out, those land mines once kena……I kena 2x bombs fr sky also! this is worse than the Gaza !

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  17. I lagi benggang ler, not only they do all those, last time when I was still staying with my parents, those stupid owner purposely bring their dogs to pee/shit at my car tyres. Shit already also dun pick it up… Saw it with my own eyes a few times, those fella saw me, then quickly pull his/her dog away and pretend nothing happened….

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  18. Really frustating, an old man who resides near by my home make their dogs shit on the road near my home. I still fell the smell of the shit when ever i recollect that scene. Lex can u please tell me the name of the spray which u mentioned earlier which make dogs avoid shit on the road.. Plz reply