If I am a man, I will marry myself
Posted on April 6th, 2009 by Lilian • Filed under: Life and rants
Well, what can I say? If I am a man, I think I will want to find a wife like me. Because I can cook such awesome dinner for the kids at a fraction of the price I have to pay at ‘chuchar’ stall.
Gungpo chicken which is cooked to suit the #2 son’s taste. (recipe for gungpo anything found here)
For RM1, my wife will be able to cook a big plate of kangkong with garlic, enough fibres to give me a huge pangsai, no need to suffer from constipation every morning.
My considerate wife also cooks another dish to suit the younger kids like this steamed pork with salted egg.
My wife also cheated the younger kids to eat a little of the ‘duck that grows on tree’ while she has her own bigger share of soya bean vegetarian duck which give big boobs. *slaps self*
And with the bones of the chicken she removed to make the gungpo chicken, she used it to boil soup with ‘tua thau chye’ or ‘big head, pickled lettuce’. The price of the lettuce costs only 50 sen and the chicken bones are free.
With the amount of money the wife saved, she can use it to buy another gadget really soon. Let’s see…in the last two months, she had bought an Acer laptop, a Canon video camera and now, she is cracking her head what else to buy.
Psst…people, for the next two days, you have to come to the SECOND post to read new post. It is part of the ‘arrangement’. Boleh faham?