Superminister Koh Tsu Koon

I don’t read Mandarin but according to JeffOoi, the Chinese papers are lauding the birth of Superminister Koh Tsu Koon.

Wowser…..just like Clark Kent the nerdy reporter with the big glasses, Koh Tsu Koon now is the nerdy ex-Chief Minister turning to Superman. When Clark Kent stripped off his reporter nerdy suit, he wore a red underwear outside and he can fly. (walau eh, Google for Koh Tsu Koon and it is still my post that appears on #2, higher than the SERP for Lim Guan Eng)

I wonder what will happen to Koh Tsu Koon when he strips off his nerdy ex-Chief Minister who was voted out by Penangites to become the Lord over all the ministers from MCA, MIC and especially UMNO? You see, he is appointed a Minister in the Prime Minister department, i.e. Najib and not Pak Lah, anymore you doinks (just in case I have readers who do not know who is the PM of Malaysia) who is in charge of PRESTIGE and UNITY. He must maintain a prestigious ministries for the PM and he must unite all Malaysians.

Doh…this is like the joke of the year. Superminister Koh Tsu Koon is the best man for the job? Do you recall UMNO Penang tore his photo and then, stepped on it? I cannot remember why they did it but all I remember was how disappointed I was that Gerakan and especially Koh Tsu Koon could still kow tow to this kind of intimidation. There is this saying in Cantonese ‘Nam yan tau cheong fu’ (I think it means big man, big husband ah?) but we get is a ‘lat tai fu’ (underwear also drop).

The only reason Koh Tsu Koon gets the post is because the last bastion in Penang is through Gerakan. With the majority of Chinese voters in Penang, Koh Tsu Koon is the last hope for UMNO/Barisan Nasional to ever hope of getting back the Chinese votes in the next General Election. Unfortunately, sorry lah, Mr. Prime Minister, try as you may, we Chinese have our Chinese pride and that means, we cannot forget the kind of treatment UMNO gave to Gerakan. We may not be fans of Gerakan but we won’t tolerate leaders who still kow tow inspite of being humilated like that.

*shit! I ter-published this post because I was in a rush to go out. Never mind liao, no perengan penutup tak apa lah*

15 thoughts on “Superminister Koh Tsu Koon

  1. when i first saw his post, something Perpaduan, i thought “erm, how is he going to do racial unity when nobody even respects him” (case in point the photo tearing incident)
    what will ahmad ismail (the guy’s supporter who tore his photo) say to him?

    we will see how it goes, but i think everyone in Malaysia already know this is his backdoor approach, regardless of how he denied it.

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  2. I think ‘Koh Tee Koon'(still asleep) accepted the appointment as ‘Belakang-Malee’ KPI Minister only on condition that all his photos be printed on TYVEK paper as from now!

    Chicken-flavored FRENCH FRY overseeing BIG POTATOES? hahaha!It’s getting hilarious!

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  3. I been wondering why all these politicians hor, after getting so much embarrassments in the public they can still act like nothing happened then with the thick face skin walk in front of those cameras ah.

    Won’t feel paiseh or scare people throw smelly eggs at them meh?

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  4. He he he, maybe KSK like that AOD series Gem of Life leh, like Terence’s father always kow tow to another rich guy one, then suddenly he “telan” everything the rich man owns.
    Must be watching too much AOD already……what’s good anyway in AOD?

  5. flikteoh – That’s why they are politicians and we are not. LOL

    toolan – Now got another MIC Tamil drama pulak with Sami Bulu. New cabinet baru few days, already so many things. MCA pula beh shiok Gerakan monitoring their ministers. This one better than AOD. I no subscribe AOD and had sworn off from HK series ‘cos I wasted too much time over them.

  6. Our new PM should think of a way to punish his UMNO comrades who stepped on the face (oops… photo) of his minister in his department. Anyway, it does not matter. We just sit back and watch the walls of Jericho crumbling…

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  7. I really can’t imagine how KTK will perform his job with courage, when he doesn’t even has the courage to fight back while people tear his photo and step on it…

    enjoy life´s last blog post..????????

  8. can we said he is another Najib’s puppet. the softer the better. and looks nicer cabinet line up more chinese. show’s najib ‘one malaysia’.

  9. i think hor, najib very smart laa, put a no-balls minister to “enforce” KPI. Who will be scared? Who or which ministry will “try/pretend” to out-perform each other?

    Some more hor, got cina face in pm dept ~ will look good oso. Like decorative vase (might as well put amber chia there hor?). Haiz.

    Hey, that’s it! Look good only. Nothing will/shall change. Good move.


    Can’t wait for the 13th GE.

    diamond´s last blog desperate meh…?

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