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Siapa nak undi calon bebas 5xmom Adun Menanti?

*clears throat*

“Keh wei ta chia hou!

Salam penduduk Menanti semua

Vanakammmmm

Tai keh hoh!”

Hari ini….saya ingin mengumumkan bahawa saya telah mengambil keputusan untuk bertanding sebagai calon bebas di DUN Menanti (change name a bit mah, later kena baling telor busuk if I go there to cover as citizen journalist).

Manifesto saya :

…sila lihat About page saya

Muahahaharrrr….

Jadi, jangan lupa undi saya dipilihanraya kecil kawasan DUN Menanti. Simbol parti saya ialah Jari tengah (middle finger). Saya janji anda tidak perlu dengar dongeng kotak rahsia zam-zam, tidak payah bodek pop star yang jual paper lama, tidak payah tengok muka hee-haww-hee-hawww, tidak payah tengok filem rerun basi cyfool dan tidak payah tunggu semi-value kasi kacang putih.

Undi 5xmom, semua orang ada kebebesan bersuara, kebebesan marah dalam apa bahasa pun dan kita satu Malaysia, makan roti canai, yew char koay dan vadai serta minum teh tarik, free!

Sekian terima kasih.

Xie xie

Kamsiah

Nandri

Thank you….

*sits back and wait for offers to be frog*




23 Responses to “Siapa nak undi calon bebas 5xmom Adun Menanti?”

  1. Do you need a campaign manager? I’ll send my CV!

    🙂

  2. Mudin – I think I need an agent more. To negotiate for the best frog landing pad. Hahaha.

  3. I want to vote for you… but I’m not a registered voter in Menanti. I pengundi kawasan Penunggu… banyak hantu lar!

  4. Ok. I be your agent. I have experience in ‘Eat Water Deep’. 80-20. OK?

  5. Please hire me as Superagent or Agent Prefect, let me monitor Terence’s performance according to your KPI. LoL…

    Bryan´s last blog post..Happy Birthday, Gmail!

  6. *pangkah for 5xmom* Ok voted eventhough i’m registered in Sabah..heheeee

    kaDusMama´s last blog post..Am I your Malaysian SuperMummy Blogger?????

  7. Rasanya pop star akan menjual suratkhabar lagi pilihanraya kecil ini. Memang Apanama lah!!

    If you run at my area, I’ll definitely vote for you 😛

    ps: Then how about your blogs if you run as MP. HAHA!

    bongkersz´s last blog post..Rais, don’t sue me. I’ll kiss arses… not!

  8. Eh, go for it-lah. Just for fun. I think it would be fun-lah. Kee Kee.

  9. i can undi you, but what kang tau i get????

    calvaryzone´s last blog post..Oh no, another by-election!

  10. You need a PR manager right? Very cheap one, if don’t win don’t need to pay okay?

  11. Ini mesti bikin reality show. Undi pakai sms. Kasi testing dulu Calon ADUN kasi simpan dalam Dewan Undangan atau siapa tahan lama duduk dalam Bilik Timbalan Ketua Menteri. Ensuite washroom got meh?.

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  12. “tidak payah tengok muka hee-haww-hee-hawww” wats tis mean, Lilian?

  13. Go for it, Susan. I mean Lilian. Up goes the middle finger! Oh yeah..

  14. Mindy – Nay, that frog woman from Ipoh who appeared during the Bkt Gantang buy-election?

  15. This is a super classic post Lilian!!! 🙂 I would definitely vote for you if I am a registered voter in that area.

  16. So desuka. For a moment it sounded like donkey..

  17. She is LOL.

  18. I want to be 5XMom cybertrooper and leave nasty or supportive comments on your opponent’s blogs.

    I only need 5% of all the contracts, bribes that you get. The frog jumping fee (RM2 million?) you can keep 100%.

  19. Dan – Wah…I can build my own cabinet when I become Pee ‘Em, right?

  20. lilian,

    do u need any pengundi hantu..2 bas 3 bas ?..
    1 bas kawtim la..kawan2..3 post entry in this blog, ok maaa

    so if 3 bus..give this blog free to me haha

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  21. lankapo – Cam ni lah…I give you all the contract for multimedia, webhosting etc etc. Boleh? LOL

  22. i wanna join also.. dun know anything about it but it sounds fun ^^

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  23. you need bus load of red shirt or yellow shirt supporters boh ? hahaha. oh .. I got manyak macai-macai supporters for you, LOL