Siapa nak undi calon bebas 5xmom Adun Menanti?

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April 17th, 2009 at 9:41 am

Siapa nak undi calon bebas 5xmom Adun Menanti?

» by Lilian in: Humor

*clears throat*

“Keh wei ta chia hou!

Salam penduduk Menanti semua

Vanakammmmm

Tai keh hoh!”

Hari ini….saya ingin mengumumkan bahawa saya telah mengambil keputusan untuk bertanding sebagai calon bebas di DUN Menanti (change name a bit mah, later kena baling telor busuk if I go there to cover as citizen journalist).

Manifesto saya :

…sila lihat About page saya

Muahahaharrrr….

Jadi, jangan lupa undi saya dipilihanraya kecil kawasan DUN Menanti. Simbol parti saya ialah Jari tengah (middle finger). Saya janji anda tidak perlu dengar dongeng kotak rahsia zam-zam, tidak payah bodek pop star yang jual paper lama, tidak payah tengok muka hee-haww-hee-hawww, tidak payah tengok filem rerun basi cyfool dan tidak payah tunggu semi-value kasi kacang putih.

Undi 5xmom, semua orang ada kebebesan bersuara, kebebesan marah dalam apa bahasa pun dan kita satu Malaysia, makan roti canai, yew char koay dan vadai serta minum teh tarik, free!

Sekian terima kasih.

Xie xie

Kamsiah

Nandri

Thank you….

*sits back and wait for offers to be frog*

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  • mudin001
    10:12 am on April 17th, 2009 1

    Do you need a campaign manager? I’ll send my CV!

    :)

  • Lilian
    10:18 am on April 17th, 2009 2

    Mudin – I think I need an agent more. To negotiate for the best frog landing pad. Hahaha.

  • Pi Bani
    10:41 am on April 17th, 2009 3

    I want to vote for you… but I’m not a registered voter in Menanti. I pengundi kawasan Penunggu… banyak hantu lar!

  • Terence
    11:07 am on April 17th, 2009 4

    Ok. I be your agent. I have experience in ‘Eat Water Deep’. 80-20. OK?

  • Bryan
    2:11 pm on April 17th, 2009 5

    Please hire me as Superagent or Agent Prefect, let me monitor Terence’s performance according to your KPI. LoL…

    Bryan´s last blog post..Happy Birthday, Gmail!

  • kaDusMama
    2:19 pm on April 17th, 2009 6

    *pangkah for 5xmom* Ok voted eventhough i’m registered in Sabah..heheeee

    kaDusMama´s last blog post..Am I your Malaysian SuperMummy Blogger?????

  • bongkersz
    3:00 pm on April 17th, 2009 7

    Rasanya pop star akan menjual suratkhabar lagi pilihanraya kecil ini. Memang Apanama lah!!

    If you run at my area, I’ll definitely vote for you :P

    ps: Then how about your blogs if you run as MP. HAHA!

    bongkersz´s last blog post..Rais, don’t sue me. I’ll kiss arses… not!

  • Jed Yoong
    3:46 pm on April 17th, 2009 8

    Eh, go for it-lah. Just for fun. I think it would be fun-lah. Kee Kee.

  • calvaryzone
    4:01 pm on April 17th, 2009 9

    i can undi you, but what kang tau i get????

    calvaryzone´s last blog post..Oh no, another by-election!

  • toolan
    5:14 pm on April 17th, 2009 10

    You need a PR manager right? Very cheap one, if don’t win don’t need to pay okay?

  • r1zlan
    6:10 pm on April 17th, 2009 11

    Ini mesti bikin reality show. Undi pakai sms. Kasi testing dulu Calon ADUN kasi simpan dalam Dewan Undangan atau siapa tahan lama duduk dalam Bilik Timbalan Ketua Menteri. Ensuite washroom got meh?.

    r1zlan´s last blog post..TOOTH PAINS

  • Mindy
    7:44 pm on April 17th, 2009 12

    “tidak payah tengok muka hee-haww-hee-hawww” wats tis mean, Lilian?

  • Julian
    8:23 pm on April 17th, 2009 13

    Go for it, Susan. I mean Lilian. Up goes the middle finger! Oh yeah..

  • Lilian
    8:51 pm on April 17th, 2009 14

    Mindy – Nay, that frog woman from Ipoh who appeared during the Bkt Gantang buy-election?

  • Caroline
    10:01 pm on April 17th, 2009 15

    This is a super classic post Lilian!!! :) I would definitely vote for you if I am a registered voter in that area.

  • Mindy
    11:52 pm on April 17th, 2009 16

    So desuka. For a moment it sounded like donkey..

  • Lilian
    11:56 pm on April 17th, 2009 17

    She is LOL.

  • Dan
    11:26 am on April 18th, 2009 18

    I want to be 5XMom cybertrooper and leave nasty or supportive comments on your opponent’s blogs.

    I only need 5% of all the contracts, bribes that you get. The frog jumping fee (RM2 million?) you can keep 100%.

  • Lilian
    1:13 pm on April 18th, 2009 19

    Dan – Wah…I can build my own cabinet when I become Pee ‘Em, right?

  • lankapo
    10:08 pm on April 18th, 2009 20

    lilian,

    do u need any pengundi hantu..2 bas 3 bas ?..
    1 bas kawtim la..kawan2..3 post entry in this blog, ok maaa

    so if 3 bus..give this blog free to me haha

    lankapo´s last blog post..WebHostingChoice.com Review

  • Lilian
    11:14 pm on April 18th, 2009 21

    lankapo – Cam ni lah…I give you all the contract for multimedia, webhosting etc etc. Boleh? LOL

  • kwoonzz
    1:12 am on April 19th, 2009 22

    i wanna join also.. dun know anything about it but it sounds fun ^^

    kwoonzz´s last blog post..Shopping SPREE!!

  • BlurryLeo
    10:53 am on April 19th, 2009 23

    you need bus load of red shirt or yellow shirt supporters boh ? hahaha. oh .. I got manyak macai-macai supporters for you, LOL

 

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