First, I am going to brag. Whoopee! I got 47/50 marks for my saiko class. Beat that, everyone! Nyek…..But now, the lecturer has thrown a question back to me….which requires some soul searching….
Anyway, I have like 15 mins to take a breather before I go out for class and want to jot this down.
Lust – You can control. Let’s say you are (a man) married to the only child of a rich monster-in-law. And your anaconda wants to roam a bit. Thinking of the consequences like ending up penniless and penisless, you can control the lust…..
(if you don’t know what is anaconda, please put a question in the comment box : Terence, please explain)
But the wise sage 5xmom says that there is one thing that you cannot control in this world.
It is pangsai…
You see, I dropped my son at kindie this morning and went for ark thui mee (duck drumstick herbal noodle) at my taman here. Then, adui…..I got kick. I was pondering…should I ignore the calling? Just drive straight to class earlier and try to discuss some arrangements with Fr EP?
But the calling is so strong……
College’s toilet is faulty and I hate filling water into the tank….
Home is just 2 mins away…
So, I decided to go home lah.
The cramp is getting urgent. Faster, wanna come out ledi….faster walk…
Then, I met Mrs. Tan from fifth floor….and she chats
After that, I met Mrs. Wong from second floor and she makes some courtesy chats too….
All the while, my mind was like, “Eh, let’s cut the story short, you know my routine already, let me go, release me from your clutches of semangat kejiranan…”
Thank God I didn’t meet Mr. & Mrs. Chong from third floor who will take even longer because they are trying to lasso me back to the church in my BEC. Lucky…phew…..or else..You know lah, Christians tend to be even friendlier and talk even more….
And I made the conclusion that in this world, you can control everything. But not your shit. When it has to come, it has to come. No delays.
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2:06 pm on May 28th, 2009 1
You are right about the shit thing. Sometimes, really uncontrollable. Imagine if you are half way teaching in the class? hahaha
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2:49 pm on May 28th, 2009 2
Pang sai n also pang jui so uncontrollable i so agreed! Someore it sometimes purposely kacau at the very wrong timing! :s
2:54 pm on May 28th, 2009 3
Bwahaahah!!! Agreeee!!
4:27 pm on May 28th, 2009 4
ya, oh si oh liu memang cannt hold 1!
mom u remind me of my mama at kampung. almost everyday choon choon noon time while washing clothes/cooking lunch, she will let the whole world know tat her berak is coming out, every1 shall refrain from going to the toilet tat time
4:45 pm on May 28th, 2009 5
FLOL…It’s so true…Just a quick FYI, do you guy/gals know that when we shit we always pee? Think about it
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4:48 pm on May 28th, 2009 6
Apa khabar, Cikgu Choonie! – Hahaha, never thought teachers also need to shit. It is one of those mortal habits that I never related to teachers.
5:38 pm on May 28th, 2009 7
hahahahahaha…. wat u ate la…. until wanna pangsai so kancheong…lols
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5:44 pm on May 28th, 2009 8
LOL… the way the post is written makes me think of “giving birth”. Doesn’t giving birth give the same feeling too? Cramps, no delays…
5:58 pm on May 28th, 2009 9
actually.. you somehow managed to delay it..
*It’s controllable actually*
6:23 pm on May 28th, 2009 10
Murphy law :p
7:12 pm on May 28th, 2009 11
When you’ve got to go, you’ve just got to go….no choice!
11:48 pm on May 28th, 2009 12
Samurai’s wisdom – When your TEMPER goes forth, hold your SWORD..When your SWORD goes forth, hold your TEMPER!
In that situation, Lilian’s wisdom applies- When your SHIT comes forth, hold your CHAT…When your CHAT comes forth hold your SHIT ! hahaha!
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11:51 pm on May 28th, 2009 13
Redbabe – Nay, I go drink kopi-peng on empty stomach so sure cramp and kick lor.
kelly – Giving birth also must wait till the ob-gyn come and snip snip snip baru can pop out the baby mah
11:52 pm on May 28th, 2009 14
9pek9bo – Like this you also can connect things LOL
1:04 am on May 29th, 2009 15
Lilian, I also cannot drink kopi peng in the morning on empty stomach one. Sure kacau! If hot one then ok. So can use kopi peng as cure for constipation la!
9:42 am on May 29th, 2009 16
how about kentut?? heheee
Also cannot control right??
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