People, you tell me…..

what do you think of the hundreds of banners advertising that male hardening cream sprouting up in our neighbourhood, outside primary boys’ schools and such?

Sex sells definitely.

But when it is blatantly advertise around our taman and kampong, I think we have to say something, no?

So, I wrote a very short, formal email to Mr. Tan of MPPP because the City Council is the authority who overlooks illegal advertisements. And I bet putting up hundreds of banners all over the places are illegal. Stick No Bill law stays, right?

I am sure Mr. Tan is thinking and pondering about this. Mr. Tan is a very efficient MPPP chief. I am meeting him tomorrow about some grave matters so I really hope he doesn’t read this….Hehehe.

With a tagline like The Obnoxious 5xmom, Sex, lies, life….I have no problem with males wanting a dab of Superman or Pisang cream. It is really none of my business, really. Seriously, I don’t care if they want it lebih keras, kasar, panjang dan tahan lama or whatever that are written on those banners. But you see, those ads speak something else.

They are telling our boys that they are mere batangs. Use it, find some girls and use it. And those with daughters, don’t you think they are also program to be the ‘rider of the disco stick?’ (In case you clueless moms do not know, it is a song by Lady Gaga call Love Game. I don’t know what is a disco stick but with a dirty mind like mine, what do you think it is?)

So, back to this ISO bla bla, Halal bla bla bla Panjang, keras, kasar dan tahan lama (that’s what the banners said, ok?), they can market it any other way but please do not leave those banners outside primary and secondary schools, can? I have videos of them but I am not going to help them market it further. Frankly, go to some wet markets, get yourself some gigolos and go demo to those silais like selling those chopper, mincer, pots and pans, minyak lintah lah! “Tengok puan-puan, sekali sapu…..nah….mujarab puan….Hari ini offer, beli satu, dapat dua, gigolo not included.’ Niamah……………..