Try as I may, I still can’t get over Chua Soi Lek..

It has been a long time…..I remember how I wickedly pwnd the keyword Chua Soi Lek sex tape many moons ago. I did it because I was and still am an expert in SEO or search engine optimisation. Right now, I can easily attract traffic for Rosmah diary or Rosmah blog to my blog but heh, I don’t want to be associated with bee hive hair nor be mistaken for her.

Anyway…I haven’ seen or heard Chua Soi Lek for a while now. Today, there is a video of his press conference. And you know what? After I finished downloaded it, I just can’t bring myself to watch or listen to what he has to say.

The images the size of a mobile phone video screen still looms large in my mind. Urrgggh…I guess some things just don’t leave our memories. Like the Hokkien he uttered. Ok, ok, I better don’t elaborate further. I better be thankful that at least I am not assigned to cover any press conference by Chua Soi Lek. Otherwise, how lah?

The thing is, sometimes, we married women are just afraid to confront such things. Don’t be mistaken. I have no problem watching any action like what CSL did. Oh no, those are normal stuffs…..But hor, the scary part is we can identify ourselves there. No, no, no…not the ‘personal friend’ part.

I am sure many married women too have that kind of insecurities of our aged, old, thought-to-be-impotent LOLOLOLOL husband finding a personal friend on the side.

Before Chua Soi Lek, it never occurs to me that old men cheat as well. Of course, we hear of gossips like those. But without a visual image and a verbal ‘ai choot’ talking part, it is hard for me to relate old men with sex. Now, after CSL, I see every old man as a potential sex predator looking for personal friends. *bangs table, laughing too hard*

Whenever I do my grocery shopping in Tesco on weekdays mornings, I bump into plenty of old men like CSL’s age and oh my goodness, I just wonder……wonder…..are they still in service? See? Terrible, right? CSL has crashed all our lovey-dovey expectations and imaginations of growing white hair together. CSL has forced the reality into our Chinese women’s minds. We know Caucasian men like Bill Clinton cheats. But a Cina apek too?

Damn….I think I better transfer more properties and bank accounts into my name and my kids’ name before my dear hubby reach CSL’s age. Then, at least I know, die I also rich, no die I also rich. Hahahaha.

13 thoughts on “Try as I may, I still can’t get over Chua Soi Lek..

  1. hello woman… u live in a cave or what? ask yr husband, has he never fantasised abt having a hot date? if he says no… i chop off my head..hahaha. but tht does not mean he is a bad husband. now tht’s what separate men fr women….well, the majority of them.

  2. wtf r u talking abt Mr JT? wat does a man fantasy have to do with a grandpa stick his itchy kookoo in an illegal hole?

    mum i have the same exact feeling with u, i wanna puke when ppl say he’s good, wat good? good in sex n best in serving master kah

  3. *takes out pop corn*

    Angrywife2b – there is no such thing as an illegal hole lah. Women also fantasize, women also have affairs. There is no right, no wrong. JT being his usual self, is just kidding, dont take it seriously.

    Eh, Lulian, still interested in those toy boys and Ah pek with swiss bank accounts ar? LOL. Your readers getting very emotional nowadays lah.

  4. Apa Nama – Yalor, geek-hei. I say this, also wrong, I say that, also wrong. You all say, I also wrong. Niamah, that’s why I said I don’t want to play liao. Bwahaha…

  5. may i strongly suggest you keep all your properties and money in your name only..your kids are also male leh..they also will grow into old men one day..


  6. JT – Chey…I married for 20+ years, I am beyond worrying one….Got money, who cares lah. That’s why I always advocate, “Get all the money you can”. Money feeds, love only hot air. Hehehe.

  7. Ok lah, you go on leave. I take over for 1 week. When you come back, I make sure no one reads your blog anymore. LOL

  8. Aiyo, die lah, we oledi get “stereotyped” because of CSL……mati lah. So all the old man here, if you bumped into Lilian, now you know what will go thru her mind…ha, ha, ha, ha…..
    But you are right, these days…the modern women, the most important thing for them now is how full or empty is their wallet……who cares doomsday or no doomsday!

  9. The Chua Soi Lek thingy haven’t subside in your mind yet Lilian? haaha. Couldn’t blame you as his name kept appearing in the news. He still got the guts to come out in full swing. The wife sumore can forgive him, maybe forgive his money lar.

  10. angryhousewife2b, u see like lilian and many others who hav been ‘around the blocks’, ultimately…it’s financial security tht means the most. u c, contrary to what u may believe, money can buy love, really?? REALLY.

    if u wanna believe in fairy tales, go ahead mdm. i grant you for being in the minority.

    this CSL guy, dun overlook him u knw, he is OTK’s biggest threat and wil either become the president or join PKR.

    shoot me…shoot me…. lol

  11. Hahaha Lilian …….. ‘are they still in service?’

    I go to Tesco in the afternoons. I don’t see any apeks around… I think they go home for naps.

    Anyway next time I go early early la and ‘interview’ them. ‘Uncle ah… are you still in service?’ I bet you all of them will answer in the positive even though theirs mati liau.

    Btw, how old is old? Like CSL consider old oredi meh? I think age is relative. When I was younger, a 40 year old man is OLD. Now that I am older,I consider 70+ as old.

    So can anyone (especially ‘apeks’) tell me please, how old before one is ‘out of service’?

  12. momo – LOL, at my age, I wouldn’t mind a sugar daddy who is 80, no longer in service but RICH! If rich, no old liao.

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