• RT @elizabethwong: 19 safe, 1 dead, 2 still missing re: Kuala Dipang #
  • My goodness! I opened up the Bible n get gory stories instead of God's loving words. Judges 19:25-30. This is holy shite! #
  • Life is full of choices. Maggi or Cintan? #
  • I've to move on with life. Like…going downstairs n see what instant mee to eat. #
  • If only we will have 1World where the blardy Americans n English wl agree on either left or right n we follow suit. Dun cuntfuse me,can? #
  • RT @fantasie62: @5xmom There's also no need for eyepopping cleavage like the CSI girls on tv for xciting difference! (aft getting porntip) #
  • Even if P1W1Max send Amber Chia to SMD also don't continue man! This morning download as fast as jaring!! (by @Billy Yeoh) #
  • Warning : Sucking up to the wrong balls may potentially cause choking hazard. #
  • Between a Saint and a Hard Rock, I chose the saint. Hard Rock can go die . (btw, Tuesday is ponteng day cos hubby KL, I kenot drop kid) #
  • Why do mosquitoes love me so? It's 2:41, go sleep lah, no more blood for you mozzies to suck! #
  • The hard part of an article? The title. The freaking title. I hate thinking of a title. It is only a few words n yet so hard to decide. #
  • I wl join Dr. Porntip fan club if you give me free hair dyeing session. When I grow up , I want to be like Dr. Porntip! #
  • Hmm..how do u tell someone their work suxs n they nid to improve? Hmm…mebbe let them rot? Hmmm…who gives an effing shit huh? #
  • Malaysians r fickle. Kenot make-up their mind who they want 2b PM. Now say Pak Lah better than Najib. Aiyor, pick me lah. 5xmom for PM #
  • Giving a person shelter n food is easy. Giving them love, human dignity and hope is tough. #
  • I'd rather watch MTV n big boobs than politicians n their big mouths #
  • Politics make me sick. Politicians make me sick. But I want to make sick politicians sicker. Hehehe #
  • Crapping is easy. Blogging is easy. Writing is NOT easy. #
  • I think I shud unfollow all political news bcos liffe is much more fun without politics. Mr. PM, can we smoke some weeds n be happy happy? #
  • A male fren made me die laffing cos he is stalked by a geii..Eh, I think he must be blind to stalk you lah, fren. Yr Mafia is irresistible. #
  • I wonder what's like to be alone, lonely and with no love and no one to love? Yet, there are many like them. #
  • Emo kicking in…Praise God for the Sisters who worked tirelessly caring for the aged people. The lives they touched, the love they shared. #
  • *wrong channel- It is inspirational mode* 1) Listen to Christian hymn 2) Read Bible 3) Write emo-Bible-emo thots *sniff* Lagi teruk #
  • *tune to emo channel* 1) listen to emo music 2) start thinking of emo thots 3) Write – DEADLINE tonight! #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — speking mandarin http://bit.ly/RilKO #
  • Me speaking Mandarin!!!!! – http://bit.ly/MJg5p Think I can 'khau' some bloody rich Cinaman yet with that Mandarin? #
  • I think I wl overcome my fears n put a short audio clip of me speaking Mandarin! Oh yeah…Ni hao ma? #

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