• Wakakaaka http://bit.ly/9GoESc " Isnโ€™t there a law against recycling used toilet paper?" (Haris Ibrahim) #
  • The irony of it. Our Penang assemblyman showed butt, threaten May 13 n doesn't get into trouble. Sarawak one kena ovr 'kangaroo' word #
  • Utter crappy news. 'Try to SNEAK in'? http://bit.ly/bUUBS4 Watch this video by CJ Lina, interview with Dominique Ng http://bit.ly/aUM13z #
  • Today I see a case of 'if you r rich, dun take for granted it is permanent' cos the woman now gotta do MLM, catering cos the loukong suijor #
  • RT @amuse_gueule: Demo at AFAMOSA on Saturday May 29th. Sape nak join? @smellykatemoss will provide banners. #tolongtigers #
  • Kata nak bagi women confident, tapi Wanita MCA advocate make-up for tt. http://bit.ly/aBBTeG Eh, macam tak betoi ni #
  • Now..I wonder how much Semi Value paid the fella to caci him so tt he can test who support him? Drama king betoi. #
  • The other day, there is this lengjai who said, "I don't know why you girls are afraid of blood. If I see it every mth……" #
  • In case you haven't seen the video – http://bit.ly/bMoRcm The A Famosa poor tiger #
  • Problem with CJ-ing is likedis. Nice to film, bleh to edit. Once I lapse, I just hate editing cos I want a story, n tt is time consuming #
  • 7 out of 12 videos on Mkini.tv r fm citizen journalists. Watch this Sarawak video http://bit.ly/az1sZK #
  • Nice wei, u pay tax, I get paid http://twitpic.com/1pb4nu #
  • Samy Vellu is no Mahathir but the effect of his retirement from politics will be felt in a big way (who else lah…same person) #
  • Samy Vellu's contributions to Malaysian politics and the Indian community are immense,(Rocky's Bru) #
  • When men a little sick, manyak kacau orh. But u can cut women open n they still strong #
  • Cooking potato porridge n sweet potato ginger gula merah sup for lausai hubby #
  • My 7yrs old wrote http://twitpic.com/1p64y9 #
  • RT @demotix: Follow @markmackinnon a brave journalist trapped in a temple in Bangkok with women and children. #redshirts #thailand #
  • That's how prison life is, ex-ISA n Kajang prisoner told me one, nay, our CM? #
  • Red fire ants with kachauk (lipas) and rats running all over Bung in singlet cap pagoda n seluaq pendek for all the sexist remarks he made #
  • I hope they give Bung cement floor, shit hole in the cell, no ventilation, no water to wash his butts lololol *lilian, u r so cruel…* #
  • Kamonlah, SonyMusic, Michael is dead, ppl loves his music, I merely happened to record song they played in my video. I know MJ wud approve #
  • Sony Music is a pain. Youtube said this video of mine violates dunno wut-wut http://bit.ly/c7b2oP Mana ada, macha. All music r fm the event #
  • RT @weekasiongmp: Teachers in HK r also complaining abt workload n 2much emph's on sch exams (YB, then why give LINUS test to my 7yrs kid) #
  • Fuyoh, u gotta read this conspiracy story. If u think pek-mo kia si lang, wait tl u get a female version. http://bit.ly/cX0bA8 #
  • Hitting the reply button on Twitter with some reply also tak layan saya. Tak kan saya kena tanya MP Liew Chin Tong bawa pi Parliamen, kan? #
  • Deputy Min. of Education mm choi ngor geh? I asked nicely abt PPSMI cos I hv sons in Std. 1 n Form 2 n want to know if they are affected #
  • What happned in Bangkok is a wake-up call tt Msians must hv gud governance n grouses fm rakyats must heard n respected. http://bit.ly/dzvU9P #
  • Oops, I mean empower yourself! #
  • If I had been a citizen journalist then (more infmd and gutsy), that old man's wl be behind bars already. So, people, don't empower yrself #
  • Policewoman doesn't know what a thumbdrive is, no internet access in Petani Rd station and it is no big deal to them. I flw up till give up #
  • I supplied the fixed IP, the estimated location, screenshots but my mistake? I never screenshot the naked little girls pvt parts. #
  • And the fantastic thing is the police cannot trace the chap who had pedo pics on his blog aft I made a report. Yet, they can catch this. #
  • Irony of 1Malaysia. Crap comment to Saiful, kena jail. http://bit.ly/dzvU9P Crap comments kat DUN pasal 3-line to CM, habuk pun tak kena. #
  • Eh, tak kan Anwar sorang yg cakap? Ini kan state event and state leader pun ada? http://bit.ly/cDRda4 Journalism serong sikit ni. #
  • It is not a case of a regular infidelity problem but blatant disregard of the law, family dignity and respect for his first wife n he gloats #
  • Why is it only PR women politicians voicing Dung Bung case? http://bit.ly/b50AV2 Mana statement Sharizat? Mana all the jantan politicians? #
  • RT @bongkersz: Bung Mokhtar RM2,000 pun nak bising? (He actually enjoys the limelight,that jerk. No remorse, full of shits ) #
  • Myy 7 yrs old asked…"mom, what's a dead sea?" I said, 'A place in…" He said, NVM, I Wikipedia..*click click type type* I am obsolete ๐Ÿ™ #
  • You know..with police, protestors, curious on-lookers and reporters crowding arnd and the only way is to shove tripod closest to the person #
  • Woke up fm long nap n realise I missed times when I had to use my long tripod to shove my camera close to subject' face in mob of reporters #
  • Now the not-so-new MP is taking us on photo tour of the kampongs kekekeke (Lilian…u r so cruel, give 'em politicians a break……..) #
  • In Penang got CJ Lilian, in Sarawak CJ LinaSoo http://bit.ly/aUM13z Both very 'chiak' (garang) citizen journalists. V Chainis women, ok? #
  • You have to be a Penangite to understand the euphoria of Just Change. It's not DAP or PR victory but our own rebellion tt wins. #
  • Tks to CJ KS Tan who traveled fm KL to Sibu on his own expenses, I get to feel the Rocket infectious 'Just Change' http://bit.ly/aytbt7 #
  • Let's say lah, if the perkhawinan tu tak sah, sah kah couple tu tidur sebantal? Lagi satu,kalau MP tu org PAS , PKR , u think apa nak jadi? #
  • Minum arak, kena sebat. Ambik laki org, dpt glamour. Dunia oi, dunia…apa punya logik ni? #
  • Well, compared to CSL, at least Bung kena fine seketul. CSL came back, bigger, louder, stronger I mean in MCA lah, aiyor what u think ah? #
  • RT @cmlimguaneng: Pg crime rate down 15%@15may.Kudos 2 police (we notice polis working , CM. But my house kena kes pecah rumah jugak ๐Ÿ™ ) #
  • Chua Soi Lek says Najib a good listener. http://bit.ly/9W8U8z All Ah Longs, Bapa Ayams, Chinese triads, lu u boon-tay boh? Khi ka ee kong #
  • One can hardly call themselves a country leader when there is a need to seperate us by the faith we profess. #
  • The sentence will not affect Bung Moktar's position as a MP #
  • RT @jasonleong: Bung Mokhtar's seat in Kinabatanganin jeopardy when Syariah Court imposed jail sentence on him.(takpe la, by-election lor) #
  • RT @insider_latest: Bung Moktar Radin sentenced to 1 mth jail for polygamy w/o the consent of the Syariah court.(Biaq betoi ni) #
  • RT @tonypua: U know u hv twted too much when u wan 2 put a '#' tag nxt 2 'Sibu' evn when writg articles (plus typing @ n leave no spacing #
  • Politicians can win favours fm voters if they r a bit intelligent. YBs who tweet, I am flying to, I am going to are a bore; don't do that. #
  • Not so-new MP Kamalanathan is like entering a 'how many funerals ' contest, tweeting abt it. We want to hear yr opinions, views,plans YB #
  • I am 46 n I think I hv heard too many of "I am going to step down soon" fm Lim Kheng Yaik, Rafidah Aziz and Samy Vellu #
  • A bowl of Penang Hokkien prawn mee on a rainy morning is the only reason I need to live here foreverrr #
  • Seen some fugly ones n my evil mind automatically says, "Sure she sleeps with the boss one….or else where can b flower pot" #
  • Even if I am 18-22 yrs old, u wud hv to kill me b4 I can be one of those girls who stand n serves as flower pots. And it seems 2b the trend #
  • Suddenly I teringat Teresa Teng's version of Moon sung by this old lady http://bit.ly/btY1mf (Uncle has passed on not long aft I met him) #
  • New blog post: The Chicken Soup of my life http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/05/18/the-chicken-soup-of-my-life/ #
  • RT @cmlimguaneng: All welcome 2participate in pg science council logo comptn – Link for more info here http://bit.ly/cX4dGk #
  • RT @chunsaw: @cmlimguaneng mr cm. How do we send in the logo samples? (you can get the info fm here http://bit.ly/cX4dGk ) #
  • RT @woonsiew: @cmlimguaneng pls giv site 2 downld info. Love to join. Thnx! ((the website is here http://bit.ly/cX4dGk with more info)) #
  • RT @scheekeong: I vote @liewchintong RT @skthew best 1st term MP http://bit.ly/cXHp9R #fb Me three. He is after all my MP #
  • The article was based on my video here http://bit.ly/blonMn H'ver there is a slight error – KJ John was fm another event #
  • Wuah, this article is written by me, submitted to UCAN, taken by Herald n now M-Today http://bit.ly/bB4jl7 I can only praise God for that. #
  • Eh, Gerakan Koh Tsu Koon shud help Chua Soi Lek go bite on Perkasam's tail. http://bit.ly/cUBVfY Cepat jadi 'ying-xiong' sikit lah #
  • RT @khairur: @5xmom takdak pelaburan baru kat penang. semua sarang foreign worker. (Eh, foreign wkr = work opp=banyak kerja=$$$, betul?) #
  • Someone shud teach the new MP fm W.Msia how to tweet. Who cares where he go lah. Tweet some opinions lah. #
  • Rocky blames the Chainis for BN loss. Najib, the urban. Others blame Allah issue. MCA, Perkasa. Perkasa,MCA.LGE said senior folks helped. #
  • See? If any Chinese married man dares to support MCA, sure telinga panjang kena pulas for supporting infidelity. Serious, I Chainis woman #
  • If I am BN advisor, I really cannot think of any other way out of saving it cos Chinese parties die-road-one-batang (sei lou yat thiu). #
  • BN wants to use new strategy in next buy-election.Maybe no more using $$ but sending our beloved first lady to steal the hearts of people #
  • RT @scamboy: If u have something to say about ur Broadband service, pls use the tag #bugmy LGE said Streamyx sucks. http://bit.ly/bspis5 #
  • Few ppl asked me why I no in ProjectAlpha. I say Google P1 Wimax, page 2 Google (I can get on page 1 anytime oso) then ask again? Kakakaka #
  • For those girls who hv illusions of getting married n live happily ever after, pls watch Bung Mokthar http://bit.ly/cMdXjs video…. #
  • This has got to to be the lamest excuse for losing #Sibu http://bit.ly/aMPwn6 OUTSIDERS? Does tt include the PM n his entourage too? #
  • And frankly, Mr. Wong, I dun think I want to go back to a religion whose followers abandoned you. I pray to my Jesus for yr Allah to help u #
  • Legal Implications of converting to Islam http://bit.ly/bBoGtU (for Catholics, by Bishops) #
  • RT @PapaGomo: @cmlimguaneng u punya janji rm1K buat warga emas tapi beri cuma rm100? (tu bila sampai Putrajaya la,video http://bit.ly/bdcv7g #
  • RT @khairur: @cmlimguaneng pt9 – YB, please xplain 2 me, what r your plan for BerjayaTimesSquare(eh, bro ni silap channel, bukan VincentTan #
  • if one day I bcome women activist or sumthin, I wl make sure ppl dun get the image I ni dara tua past shelf-life or poor neglected wife keke #
  • RT @aidilarazak: Maybe zizie fell for bung's exquisite fashion sense. He was in a silver suit n purple shirt. (Barney is always comforting #
  • Bah! Masih hujan lagi kat Penang. Buat I emo aje. http://bit.ly/cy9tly Only I can equate marketers with Christians wakakaka #fb #
  • Cara2 menambat hati suami org ala Mrs. Bung V2 .0 – http://bit.ly/aI5W8D Kekeke, Bung looks montel n comel to some sb poket berisi kut? #
  • RT @cmlimguaneng: Diff btwn PR n BN is tt I am just an ordinary man who happens 2b CM whereas they r MBs who happens 2b an ordinary man! #
  • Tiuler, Paypal registd my surname as Lilian. No wonder CIMB doesn't recognise lah. How do I change my surname eh? Chan Lilian real name #
  • When it doesn't rain, I complain hot. When it rains, I complain – depressing dark skies,stressful jam,cold and hungry.. #
  • Kakaka Bung kena dgn pompuan2 semua. http://bit.ly/ceivTu Ini saya panggil laknat tuhan cos mulut bocos punya pasal lah. #
  • Dirty journalism they never teach me in citizen journalism class http://bit.ly/cWpAKr (but nvm, I hv Chainis woman cunning instinct kekeke) #
  • How our Min. of Tourism waste our money http://bit.ly/dCVYx3 WTF? At my taman, they built beautiful toilets but no $$ for hawker place #
  • Watch Najib's comment on losing Sibu. http://bit.ly/9tBj9I and Lim Guan Eng on winning #sibu #P212 http://bit.ly/aQ9Vgj #
  • RT @cmlimguaneng: BN claims I behaved unCM-like (Video of ystdy PC by CM http://bit.ly/aQ9Vgj) #
  • New blog post: Of cooking and chefs http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/05/17/of-cooking-and-chefs/ #
  • Mari belajar BM like 7 yrs old http://twitpic.com/1om2ee #
  • I hate writing articles cos I nid to know how many cows exactly while with video, I shoot the bullshits n viewers know that's a lot of bull. #
  • I asked CM wut DAP doing re PM RM5m promise. CM said MP for @Sibu @wongholeng wl know what2do. CM said Peter Chin said wl fulfil? #
  • New blog post: So busy like cannot breathe http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/05/17/so-busy-like-cannot-breathe/ #
  • Steve Yap http://bit.ly/bKJBL7 wuz in the bldg n oh gosh…it wasn't my turn or I wud spoonfeed him. Owen Yap too http://bit.ly/aOXEDz #
  • CM Lim Guan Eng said Sibu's result is a tectonics shift. (wait I Wiki first baru can edit video). He knows I call him red as lobster kekeke #
  • โ€œOne person looked more like a VCD seller than an EC worker" http://bit.ly/aQgCki Kesian Ah Beng VCD, kena compare with EC #
  • I wonder if the 1Malaysia computer has virus software tt zapped off any words with DAP,PR,PAS,PKR? #
  • Can I pimp my article in UCAN news abt Politics & Religion again – http://bit.ly/aWAB6F It's fm this video I made http://bit.ly/blonMn #
  • Malu…I just discover the DM column thingie, tks to @MelissaLoovi . #
  • BN must be pissing in their pants cos they hv no Chinese party to garner Chinese votes. Chinese allergic to Machai, Gelakan reach not far #
  • He is saying tt we Chinese only cares for ourselves. (point #4 V shud do shitmob LOL w the paper where he is editor. http://bit.ly/dt1HBA #
  • RT @kristinyang: @5xmom what's a bodek? (Bodek means carry balls. Kaki bodek is the person, bodek is the act) #
  • If I ever get chances to bodek bosses, I must make sure I don't do blatant bodek-king like this http://bit.ly/bNWVD4 n cause ppl to phtoooi #
  • "This is not the place (Rajang park) for the Prime Minister to come." PEOPLE, can you feel the sneer? #
  • "Ada banjir tak?" Ada….yang berbuih dari mulut tu lah… http://bit.ly/ctZOrF #
  • Yay! Penang Boleh!Our flashmob is bigger than yrs! Kekeke http://bit.ly/9yg6hX I saw Hismanshu, he must be relieved The Sun is not terbalik #
  • LOL look at this photo http://bit.ly/aGaFJs @cmlimguaneng & Chong faces red like lobster! (later I go film n ask why so merah, k?) #
  • Our Penang CM @cmlimguaneng macam campaign worker kat #Sibu http://bit.ly/b0NYif Takde gang of bodyguards to cause stampede. (photo by Mkini #
  • Check out these photos: http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/MRs13xtcdQAES92nhbjZLg?feat=twitter #
  • I tell you…*geleng kepala sikit,eye big big* BN kalah sebab si dia tu nyanyi lagu Teresa Teng di #Sibu Lagi ni http://bit.ly/2IXtlz #
  • RT @raymondcheah: I look up to these people @cmlimguaneng @5xmom @limkitsiang because they stand up for the truth. (keke best compliment) #
  • 2.30am finally hone. 6.50am time to go to skool #
  • I am so happy till I cried! congrats to people of Sibu for making the wise choice #
  • Oh shit, what's going on? They think v dun hv net? #
  • DAP wins! Double praise God! #
  • Thabk God! Praise the Lord ! i am done with cooking! #
  • seriously? DAP leading? So so happy. Someone pls sms when final couunt done! I hv no xes #
  • Good morning, Pg, KL n GOOD MORNING SIBU!Follow CJ Lina & KS live coverage fm #Sibu #P212 http://bit.ly/9O6dUP May @wongholeng win for Sibu #
  • If celebrity's life is likedis, I want to go back to my mundane housewife life, please. So tired, so disorientated, so busy. Must snooze.. #
  • Amber Chia n Lillian Hung (some designer) r judges. Tomorrow more celeb coming to judge.*star struck* #
  • If you want a good day, don't ever start it by reading the news. Bad idea. Stupiak idea. PPl protest judi, diorang nak tangkap, yg lain tu? #
  • New blog post: War in the kitchen http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/05/15/war-in-the-kitchen/ #
  • One in charge of sports, the other women issues, me gonna ask, YBs, whatchewthink of those sexy2 umbrella gurlss ah? You sapot, right? #
  • I think umbrella girls are stupid features. One of these days, going to confront 2 women Adun http://bit.ly/d0F5qR Bercanggah dgn prinsip #
  • RT @imranjaafar: @limkitsiang @cmlimguaneng amboi, sibuk betul check Twitter YBs! ๐Ÿ˜‰ http://tweetphoto.com/22347731 (CM nampak mudah ya?) #
  • I burned midnight oil for this Catholic news article. http://bit.ly/aWAB6F Though it has been edited n polished, still I am very proud of it #
  • Is Smart Tunnel suppose to make me smarter? http://twitpic.com/1npjla #
  • Penang lang sua-pa kao ti KLCC http://twitpic.com/1nmlbr #
  • If Sibu-an bliv no pork if vote DAP, ask them come Penang, I stuff them w siew-bak, CKT with bak- yew-phok etc until they die #sibu #P212 #
  • If Sibu-an actually bliv no pork if vote DAP, ask them come Penang, I stuff them with siew-bak, CKT with bak-yew-phok etc until they die #
  • With our CJs' sifu @maranperianen down in #Sibu #P212 we get to see more of Sibu. Go, Sifu Maran, go! Hv u watch http://bit.ly/cdDCVf #
  • Geddit this rite – Magnum&4D r not quite the same as football. Football attracts all ages, bangsa n legalising bet lure them. #
  • Just now on the highway, I had problem waiting 2KM. Wish I have KUNG-sai-FU 'tahan dua hari' control power. Phew…. #
  • To those who asked me which dark side I am stepping into, it is definitely not Rosmah's hairstylist, so donch worry, k? #
  • Bestnyer the broadband in our apt suite flies, so I can kautim my paidposts till 20 May. Plus I can Farmville! #
  • CJ Lilian is stepping into the darkside soon. Some wl say gud for me, sum sure dunwan fren me liao. ๐Ÿ™ Wateva la #
  • So tonight I either shop alone or accompany loukong watch thomascup in Zon. #
  • Can I just take the train to bukit Jalil and watch Thomas Cup? Or must buy tix in advance? Tonite one #
  • New blog post: Typing words as big as ants http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/05/14/typing-words-as-big-as-ants/ #
  • Beautiful morning, people! All 1,277 and 427 of you! (heh, like only 2 read this) #
  • RT @skthew: @5xmom What's the relation of supporting him and having lots of kids? :p #sibu #P212 (Hey, how many ppl got 4+ kids, u tell me?) #
  • Hope @wongholeng wins cos (1) He is Catholic (2)Got lots of kids. Prayers sent on Ascension for DAP, God w u till end of times #Sibu #P212 #
  • The first sentence is always the hardest to write. Just like being constipated, once the hard one is out, the rest just flows. #
  • RT @Reading_Monk: PR ceramah LGE ZI at CatholicHighSchool cancelled. School HM fm WMsia threatened no visa renew if lease to PR. #Sibu #P212 #
  • Jam, oi, 45mins also kenot reach #
  • The sky cries with happiness bcos I finally made my way to church.. #
  • http://tweetphoto.com/22217024 <<Ini pula, gambar 'couple idaman 1Malaysia' Wakakaka #
  • http://tweetphoto.com/22216980 <<Gambar 'famili' saya. Kekekeke #
  • RT @bongkersz: @bumilangit @patrickteoh: Nominate P'jaya as perfect location for Msian nuclear power plants. (If it can stand hairspray…) #
  • Problem w video editing is this-I like to separate issues into diff videos. Org cakap, I produce quantities tarak quality. Peduli apa aku #
  • Farkiu Si-fatt now I want to eat also recall yr statement on every media headlines. May yr anus rots but yr hand too short to scratch. #
  • CM's response re freedom of speech – We never ban NST & Utusan…just tt we dun include them in the press invite. (Hehehe *speechless*) #
  • Nak pergi video/tangkap gambar Chef Wan memasak.Maklumlah, kita ni pun selebriti-chef-wannabe, kan? I go as food blogger lah, not CJ. #
  • Msians hv passed the age of idolising PM or any leaders. Where I come fm CM tks us aft PC. Fren2 likedat #
  • me thinks star is not helping Najib by tt imposing phot bigger than tua pek kong #
  • Now killing time at Sunshine after PC on Green Bldg Index. Learn a new thing a day. #
  • Early morn oredi spoil my mood. Show them press tag, they write Malaysia Terkini.U nvr online issit? #
  • OMG, this is soooo funny… http://bit.ly/cdoMRt #
  • Gud nite world. Going to morning PC to ambush for comments on sports betting . I Chainis but I think we hv enuff gambling outlets already #
  • Yerr…why TVSelangor sebijik semaciam RTM type? Bosanlah, bang oi. And the colours, macam Bollywood. The newsreader pulak..okok, I stop #
  • "Where were you on May 13, 1969?" My blog post in 2008 http://bit.ly/9WBw8E – UMNO Penang leaders seems to get away with doing stunts #
  • When I was in Form 3 in late 70s, one girl water bag burst during SRP (PMR). It's one of those things lah, life goes on. #
  • Stupid NS council. One girl gave birth, they wanna tarik all girls to go thru test. Bodoh! http://bit.ly/bxaOoF #
  • Seems like UMNO now pandai beranak macam2 NGOs yg nampak begitu mulia, telus dan halus. Like this fella http://bit.ly/bcVvFp bruff me NGO #
  • Gertak chairman is also UMNO vc fm Marang. LGE on behalf of Penang kutuk Gertak May 13 http://bit.ly/bpEu1S (the event is postponed though) #
  • Why I have 1,232 fwens on Facebook but Twitter only 477 for like months already? Add me lah, Rosmah, Najib… #
  • Mungkin coach dah bisik, "Kalu engko kalah, nahas nanti. Si DIA matron of the game akan peluk simpati engko." #
  • Penangites! The Warga Emas registration is open again. Please tell yr grandparents,parents,neighbours,friends etc to go to Adun n register #
  • Oh the agony…I tak nak tonton Hafiz pamcit under pressure… #
  • I bring luck. Sat down with a warm mug of Nestum n Msia double won the 1st set. Rosmah shud send a helicopter to fetch me there. #
  • Only a CJ/blogger wl get herself vaccinated on camera for blogging/cj video sake. Summore ask doctor's name n do intro. *lilian oi, lilian* #
  • Umno nobatkan Zam tokoh Melayu terbilang. sumbangan 40 tahunnya dalam dunia kewartawanan dan politik. http://bit.ly/92Zwop *grins* #
  • The only reason I watch badminton was to wait for Tun M to declare holiday. We used to get holiday n cheering was much more fun then. #
  • Today the PR Perak Speaker Sivakumar was in CM's opis. 1st time I see him in person. Wuah, small size but damn big guts hor? #
  • RT @limkitsiang: #P212 Najib comes like Emperor of yore rather an elected PM of a democratic Msia .why #Sibu need change #
  • Since men like to seek prostitutes as much as gambling, why not halalkan the industry as well? At least it wl gv gud income to the women? #
  • Barisan Nasional menghalalkan apa yg sepatutnya diharamkan -football betting. Forgot to ask @cmlimguaneng on PR's view abt this. #
  • Thank God my siblings, husband don't gamble n dun care shit abt football betting. Now the Gov has just put a lot of ppl into poverty #
  • Ai Gee Pee, saya kena kes pecah rumah, pencuri ambik RM150, 2 Nokia h/p n satu beg canvas. Boleh saya jumpa AiGeepee dan PeeEm tak? #
  • In the end the court is like a reality show 'Who is biggest liar' #
  • It's their lies tt distressed me more than the crimes. Stoopid fools want to fool the whole nation. #
  • is trying hard to pry away fm the bed n laptop, go bath, change, make-up, drive, walk, go PC… #
  • If Zam-zam ala ketam can be what-what eminent what-what….that says a lot huh? #
  • One day, he disowns u two chainis boys aka machai n gelakan and adopt dap liao. Wakakakaka cos the two chainis boys no longer relevant #
  • You know what? Each day I see more n more 'najib kopikat catman Lim' policies. Open tender, people-oriented (kehrajaan berjiwa rakkiat) #
  • If u r the video /cameraman of yr political leader, rmbr ppl r not interested to see him/her. Shoot the people lah, woi. Dun shiok sindiri #
  • You know those spam WordPress comments which seem so real? I removed the link, approve it cos it has good keywords. #
  • Told him cough med is fm his paed, suggestion fm his father but he said, 'you are my mommy! negative 2,500 points!' LOL I am but a game now #
  • Today my kid gave me negative 100 (-100) points in love cos I gv him cough med last nite n he complained of sorethroat n dreaded skool #
  • Weird, I know I saw video Christian faith & politics on Mkini.tv http://bit.ly/blonMn Notice I forgot to type my name. Now video hilang? #
  • #1 on the list for kahwin bini muda are : the 3-fatties, puffy, bullfrog face, 2 fm Penang, 1 fm Kelate. We donate RM1 for them to kahwin #
  • Actuallly Bung Mokthar now seems tamer aft honeymoon. Maybe we shud give politicians allowances to kahwin bini muda to shut their mouths #
  • If #Sibu -ans, still wear loin cloths, I think the beruks wl also join in. Kekekekeke Then again, some r more natural than beruk kekeke #
  • RT @limkitsiang: #P212 120yr history a PM wl join #Sibu TuaPekKongTemple procession.(Huah, tuapek sure kamtong, lau bak sai kekekeke) #
  • CIMBaiBank always out of service when I need to login. #
  • Sienzzz ah….It is PTB nite. The CB USD keeps dropping, earning USD no more shiok. #
  • Malaysia takut menang sb takut nanti kena peluk dan cium oleh……#thomascup #
  • Christian faith & politics. Can we mix both? #Sibu #P212 made this question more pertinent. Watch my video : http://bit.ly/bKSiLE #
  • New blog post: Eddy Choong – Badminton legend http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/05/11/eddy-choong-badminton-legend/ #
  • They made like you Sibu-an really thamjiak lah, they use kampua mee with tu-bak, u all buy that idea? #Sibu #P212 #
  • Sometimes I wish I bring a lastik so I can lastik all those blinking red/green/blue lights which made video filming tough. #
  • For stage, goodness we are not in the 70s, no disco lights with blue/green/red stuffs, ugly! Especially during speeches, stupid lah. #
  • One day when I bcom world femes, I wl hire a crew just to change light bulbs before I start shooting *lilian! stop dreaming!* #
  • The other thing I learned fm video filming is all conference/meeting room must have good lightings. Pls no blue/green nonsense, ugly! #
  • I hate Komtar Dome, I hate Masyarakat Penyanyang, I hate Han Chiang hall. The sound system sucks, ambience noise horrible, upgrade please. #
  • Slogan saya – Biaq pi mampui, peduli apa? #
  • Anyway, dah aku tau edit video, I tak kisah I merepek apa kat TV camera, biaq pi mampui kasi editor edit adegan merapu aku tu. Lantak pi #
  • Setiap hari, otak saya kerja OT. Nak edit video, nak jaga rumah, nak 'cakap ommelayu' ajar cara memasak, nak tulis 14 paid posts. *piang* #
  • Hari ini dalam sejarah.Pakai GPS dari Nokia N97 saya, pusing dari Tg Bungah sampai Balik Pulau, lepas tu ikut Genting balik kut Bayan Lepas #
  • Pekena Laksa Janggus dan pisang goreng kat Balik Pulau http://twitpic.com/1mvgo2 #
  • Hmm…I somehow feel Selangor MB wud be 'friendlier' if he is as open as Penang CM to CJs coverage. http://bit.ly/arUgao Maybe I am wrong? #
  • is editing video on touchy subject – Religion (Christianity) and politics. Shud we mix? I say yes, of cuz. #
  • Many yrs back, there was a mass signature campaign to denounce US. Now, they are paying our hard earned to get notice. Chisin hor? #
  • Guys yr parents hv to fork up lots of $$ for taxes, u hv to take study loan pay interest to the gov. They use it for? http://bit.ly/9vpBMN #
  • Talking abt 'Allah' issue gets ISA warning,burning churches n throwing boar's head seem alrite. http://bit.ly/9VHbyI Mana itu commonsense? #
  • In as much as I dislike ppl with constipated opinions, I dislike people with no opinions. Actually, I hate them all. #
  • I am sick of Google Buzz. Are you? I hate the cluttered 'sent mails'. I am outta here (now where the button to stop Buzz?) #
  • I am reading Chou Z Lam's Mandarin blog with Google translate. http://bit.ly/dlWj7u Clever boh? Look Ma, I can read Mandarin! #
  • While slurrping tt, I hv evil thots of how those health freak who eat muesli w cold low fat soy milk wl oso die same death like me one day #
  • Happiness is a bowl of instant mee Cintan original, w 2 slices of luncheon meat n an egg for breakfast/lunch, with a mug of instant coffee #
  • I hate taiyeema, I hate taiyeema, give me headache, now I have to gwai2 stay home. Looking fwd to the day taiyeema leaves forever. *horrors* #
  • I think I like politics better. Can diss them n no one takes it personally. Normal people? Sikit2 merajuk, angry,feel insulted etc. Boring. #
  • New blog post: If Jesus is like the puppy in my Farmvil… http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/05/11/if-jesus-is-like-the-puppy-in-my-farmville/ #
  • is reminding self that Thursday is Ascension an obligation day. Mass is 7, 12 which she can't go n 8pm is ECT which she finds too long… #
  • LOL CM got more cybertroopers stalking than fansee stalking. So fun nia. Wonder how much a cybertrooper gets per tweet? #
  • Hello Ipoh! http://twitpic.com/1moqlv #
  • Red Bull half each. Wat an adventure of getting lost. sg Buloh at 80m #
  • Finally back to MV n aft Sg Besi. Haih, 1 hr for nuthin #
  • Now we are officially lost in Bandar Tun Razak. Nvm, not my fault #
  • Signboard say left to Ipoh, man says dunwan turn, now v r at dayabumi AGAIN! Man….*faints* #
  • Next mission is to get out of Kl traffic on a rainy day at Jln Sultan Ismail after opis hrs. #
  • Just had my AH1N1 n seasonal flu vaccination done. CJ Lilian doesn't let opportunity goes, made a public info video too #
  • Dah selamat sampai pun. But still the man doesnt believe my GPS n prefer getting down searching. #
  • Fm Sunway to Jln Raja Chulan, we somehow passed thru Sungai Besi *roll eyes* Lucky I leave early #
  • Another week gone, another week come. #
  • Kesian tt those poor fishermen,farmers n all are the ones 'paying for the rich n famous' lifestyle yet they r fighting like cheap soap opera #
  • Buy-election coming, BN cybertroopers come out of their lubangs to stalk and haunt the PR leaders. Hvn't they heard of 'Block' button, ke #
  • KL is like the land of migrant workers. Next CJ project is to train them. #
  • New blog post: Happy Mother's Day to self http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/05/09/happy-mothers-day-to-self/ #
  • RT @cmlimguaneng: (..)No one fated 2 b poor in a rich state like Swk.Got oil got balak but also got buaya! #P212 #Sibu #
  • Saya sedang tonton SpongeBob dlm Bahasa Malaysia. Saya kena kursus intensif cakap ommelayu sb minggu depan kena cakap ommelayu kat TV. #
  • My Std One kid told me teacher said if got runny nose, cough, fever or sorethroat, don't come to school. Now runny nose so ponteng-able! #
  • My spaghetti w cream chic and garlic prawn turned out awesome and didn't kill anyone LOL #
  • Some pls tell Joshua Wong he damn yau-yeng like Simon Yam. #
  • So, there was anthr flashmob of reading newspapers upside down. wonder if UMNO goons acting NGOs r there this time? http://bit.ly/aglmPk #
  • MCA shud check facts n learn to debate better. http://bit.ly/9d27Ce compare w http://bit.ly/dgvp7T. #
  • Aft Terence & KS Tan's ghost stories of aborted babies n hantus at tt other hotel where I nid to pay for aircond n towel, this is luxury. #
  • Today rehearsal for Ideal Celebrity Chef at Taylor's kitchen. So to save time travelling, I check myself in to Sunway Pyramid Tower #
  • This is where I say a feeble Happy Mother's Day bcos everyone is doing it. ๐Ÿ™‚ #
  • Strangely, there r very few cars arnd 1Utama. Nice… #
  • Mother's Day dinner w nephew, niece, bro families at New Paris Ss2 http://twitpic.com/1m1hd7 #
  • The art of getting more followers to yr Twitter – hash tag hot topics n RT (who cares if ppl say I kepoh kekeke) #
  • RT @cmlimguaneng: (contd) But DAP can still overcome as it is still close.press on! #Sibu #P212 (RT cos ppl say dun understnd) #
  • RT @cmlimguaneng: DAP blieves in honest feedback. BN leading bcos of two factors-fear n money politics (..cont 1/2) #Sibu #P212 #
  • Today cook show adventure, make-up,stylist,sound guy, lighting guy, cameraman, interviewee, emcee, the whole works. Phew..in public! on TV! #
  • Gloomy Penang morning! Hope its cloudy all the way to KL. 12.30noon cook show contest in BM #
  • And no, I won't tell u which shopping mall in KL cos I dunwan u to see me jadi host cakap ommelayu. My loghat Pg wl make KL-ites pening #
  • NVM, if I win the RM30K, I go use RM10K to feed the poor, homeless, hungry….and take over Amy Beh. *poof! just woke up fm my dream* #
  • The live audience in a shopping mall wasn't part of the deal. Itulah, lain kali check betul2. *still not one bit bothered, nothing to lose* #
  • Going 2b in a shopping mall, in celebrity chef contest, tomolo. Live audience! And the scary thing is I m not even nervous or worried. #
  • To Lam Wah Ee then Kang Beef House. #
  • Lim Guan Eng on Azahar, relocation of Pg Port, Intel Kulim, licenced betting http://bit.ly/dgvp7T Sekian, berita dari Pulau Pinang. *grins* #
  • "The โ€˜dirtyโ€™ side of journalism" by citizen journalist http://bit.ly/dpU9mL -believe the best saviours are the Barisan Nasional government. #
  • One of the things Penang Aduns/MPs can do is to have a photo gallery of their events, to fill in the lack of reporting by MSM. It's easy #
  • LOL, oh wow…I didnt notice I am friend with Uthayakumar on my Facebook..*sigh, Lilian, u nid a PA to handle yr online life* #
  • LGE called this proposal a betrayal to Penangites and anti-Penang. I wonder who is the fella? http://bit.ly/aRdOan MIC, kut? #
  • I dunno how many times I heard of Gerakan criticised UMNO liao lor. If KTK is man enough, leave lah. MCA also. Join DAP wakakaka #
  • Waiting for DUN hansard. Can I title my video Guan Eng's bits and bites? Kekeke, bits of pg port news, bites azhar, so bits n bites #
  • This Sunday belongs to me and only me cos I got no mom-in-law or mom to fight with. The world is MINE! #
  • When chuamen comes, r they going to torment us with wide coverage of 'how to win a 20yo woman when you are 60' http://bit.ly/9ib1LE #
  • Nothing like Penang chee cheong fun http://twitpic.com/1lo494 #
  • I wonder why UMNO folks r asking LGE about gambling licences? They see LGE as second man to PM, issit………..? Kekeke #
  • Question – Where is the nearest Catholic church in Sunway (pyramid there)? I want nice-nice aircond one, got ah? #
  • BNtroopers try justify trigger happy death by linking all other real crimes. Can u sleep at nite, dudes? V Chinese call this 'rub shit' #
  • My short chat with Dato' Eddy Choong. http://bit.ly/a1aYRi #
  • Mama Rosie thinks she can roll in at the last days n dangle the carrots. It's an insult to the genuine sportspersons, ain't it? #
  • Our politicians failed to see tt those blood, sweat n tears to win a title cannot be bought with money, only genuine passion for the sport #
  • I learned abt badminton, past glories in Thomas cup, Malaya with it's yellow/black flag in the last 1 hr. If not for CJ videos, I wudn't #
  • Youtube link Perkasa protest at PKR. Warning :Vulgar language & hand sign. http://youtu.be/rVI6mLnGhgQ Abuden, what can we expect fm them la #
  • I just remember tt I only had durians for dinner. Now I am very, very hungryyy..But the durians are dropping! Time to come to Penang soon #
  • "Why can't I learn from the noble values, faith and personality of the Caliph? Don't tell me I should learn these values from Umno leaders?" #
  • Awww…mommy is giving out candies…http://bit.ly/dBBJHo (read lah!) #
  • Wow, Perkasa best performance so far. You gotta watch this. Subscribe to Mkini if u nid to. http://bit.ly/aKFJAh #
  • Azhar, Ahmad I and Ibrahim do look also similar faces, eh? Tiny, slit Chinese eyes, puffy and the same mouths? #
  • Plus I personally think it is pointless to kick up too much fuss over Azhar cos tt man is just waiting for tt exact reaction fm PR. #
  • Pg State gov said Speaker's Corner use Wed & Sun, 6-10pm. But Adun wanna do PC on Fri. Isnt tt sending mix-msg tt it is ok to use anytime? #
  • Datuk perli – So many ppl asked me to comment, comment what? Thomas Cup is only 4 days away? 1992 they shud ask me #
  • 3 Astro Awani sports sec camera crew were there to intvw Datuk. He said, our Msian gov dunno how to appreciate local champions, go hire OZ #
  • I was in Eddy Choong's opis, I found his cousin/mix-double partner, Amy Choong pic. So gorgeous! But she had left opis so nvr get to meet #
  • Come on, after how many days already? If the kid is lying, why are the adults mute about it if they had acted accdg to law? #
  • If u think the boy is lying abt escape aft kena terajang & belasah, ever occur to u tt those fumbling adults were incompetent or mute? #
  • RT @wongholeng: Astro AEC folo me to longhouses at Nangka,Sibu.Clips wil b aired 11pm tonite. MP Liew cudnt beliv diffcult life in longhouse #
  • RT @theancharn: RT @tengchangkhim: Greatest disgrace of d yr: Sgor CPO's official car, Perdana WSY 6751, reported stolen in Shah Alam LOL #
  • RT @Aizley: @5xmom u wont be satisfied even GOD become the expert witness and agree with your opinion ! #Aminulrasyid (cos I am no fool) #
  • I love this 'We are veli ang-gli!' http://bit.ly/bQWICG (youtube link cos Mkini.tv need login) #
  • These fishermen suffer bcos their Adun is BN, theirr MP is 'weekend' PR MP. http://bit.ly/a0SSte #
  • A year ago, fishermen told us itu UMNO punya kapal. But I dare not publish. Now, in DUN, UMNO pulak said PR not caring. http://bit.ly/ceJ3pb #
  • At one point, Penangites refused to rent houses to Kampung Buah Pala residents. http://bit.ly/chsgZU Same with the cows. #
  • As I see it Datuk Azhar merely wants 2b wira n claim 2b victim. http://bit.ly/dA6zds PR, lie low n dun give oppturnity 2rebel so no chanz #
  • Yea, development is evil. But that's the fact of life, baby! #
  • Plus seriously, Oasis project costs RM350K and above per unit, they seriously think cowsheds live side by side can work? #
  • And Thomas Chan had told media long time ago, they offered to relocate the cowherds. They refused, later no one wants to lease land anymore #
  • Bullshit lah. I had confronted CM if he really asks illagers to apologise. No such things, don't la HRP make story. http://bit.ly/9tf8EQ #
  • I am going to the Chicken House later…Hmm..that sounds so wrong, isn't it? #
  • Good thing I am not a real journalist. What if I take my selipar and baling when on assignment huh? #
  • RT @nweiaik: YB AzharUMNO asked army to take over role of police in Pg. An earlier indication of emergency rule? (Dia ingat RPG game kut?) #
  • Only BN troopers with no heart can consider the moron expert an expert. Vr not looking for faults, v r looking for clean, respectable gov #
  • Shite! I repeat : U can guess-timate how intelligent a person is fm the 140 characters they spew #
  • U can tell guess-timate how intelligent a person is fm the 140 characters imposed upon them #
  • Vox-pop : Media censorship and press freedom http://youtu.be/6xzxjbVDdPQ We interviewed Chou Z Lam at KLCC silent protest #
  • You are a moron, Mr. Expert. http://bit.ly/adY7GU We know it's wrong for kids to drive but bigger crime is the media n police who lied. #
  • Kabinet Malaysia, you still owe ibu Aminul a big apology for accusing her son a criminal. http://youtu.be/kEJNr4-vORo #aminulrasyid #
  • BN konco2, trooper2 never learn tt the winner always take it all? They r claiming tt PR took credit for their hardwork. Dei, u lost la #
  • Curry mee with giant prawn tt prolly reduce several mins of my life but it gives more shiokness http://twitpic.com/1le0hi #
  • Lilian is born obnoxious without even trying. I must thank my Hainanese streak and Penang hot-blooded genes. Kekekeke #
  • Next video coming, ex-Star reptr said editor chopped off 50% of article, ex-RTM tv producer said MSM nvr reprt he & Joshua story..Nice… #
  • " I blame The Star for dressing up a ridiculous opinion as a fact" http://bit.ly/dsZf33 thru @lohpatrick #
  • Once upon a time, we luv badminton n PM's wife. .Now shuttlecock lands in new one's hair, we need a week to search for it LOLOL. #
  • Admit u r old, wise n smart when u buy a Samsonite laptop bag instead of a Nike, for half the price n with lots of pockets, 2yr warranty! #
  • RT @limkitsiang: What great discovery! Have u just come out of the wilds? RT @mpkotabelud (laff till fall of chair) #
  • RT @mpkotabelud: OMG! I just found out @cmlimguaneng nvr attended Chinese school. Never! (Lim Guan ENGlish is gud enuff for Penangites, YB) #
  • Do know tt the most vocal and well known social activists are mostly fm Penang? Penangites are loud. http://bit.ly/a4LrzJ #
  • BN MP & troopers running out of things. Now they r bitching tt LGE never attended Chainis skool. Pordah, nothing intelligent to say issit? #
  • I cannot imagine the terror the boys had gone thru over their follies. http://bit.ly/aXKgn3 #
  • And YBs sekalian, who also dun give a shit which school u attend, so long as u know how to count n make profit for THE RAKYAT #
  • Seriously YBs sekalian, we dun give a shit how many funerals u attend lah! #
  • Question time..What r some affordable hotel arnd Taylor's college? (I hv a budget to stick to, nothing 5-star, ok?) #
  • Now, that's what I think so too. "Kit Siang: Special panel night visit a 'circus' http://bit.ly/bfGHcB (like doh, can't do it daytime?) #
  • RT @limkitsiang: Umno cybertroops spoiled brats Pass off unintelligible English then plead "as long as u understand good enuff" #
  • RT @limkitsiang: BN/UMNO shud send cybertroopers 4crash course in Basic Eng b4 befouling twitterjaya If serious abt NEM hv higher std of Eng #
  • Double fillet, double shiok http://twitpic.com/1l5kbb #
  • ' I am fat and so is my wife so when we go to the market together, we both cannot move' http://bit.ly/9JAKHz (what BN Aduns do in Dewan) #
  • Penang is a sin city, says Azhar http://bit.ly/cArFfB ( why I nvr go dewan to enjoy aircond, can watch barney at home mah, equally annoying) #
  • 'Dont just talk because u have a mouth. I dont know why we elect idiots to sit in assemblies.' #
  • 'go eat some glue n jump down Penang Bridge. At least you won't be able to open your mouth n dirty the water as you did the atmosphere.' #
  • You dun hv to be a subscriber to Mkini to read the comments. http://bit.ly/baxaes Read this, so funny la those ppl who commented. #
  • Still hv 3 videos to edit. Interview with Eddie Choong, KJ John, Chow Z Lam. All big2 personalities, so must give full concentration type. #
  • Freedom of Expression video : http://bit.ly/a4LrzJ at the Penang Speaker's Corner vox-pop #
  • New blog post: Will I meet the moustache man on the… http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/05/05/will-i-meet-the-moustache-man-on-the-bus-again/ #
  • There was this one time I traveled fm Batu Pahat to PG on bus on trunk road at 16 yo. More abt this in a blog post why I like moustache men #
  • RT @niknazmi: @theancharn @5xmom forgot to take the sleeping coach and did not bring a jacket. I froze at my seat (now u remind me of…… #
  • RT @junw3n: @5xmom @theancharn Read sicko aizley racist rant. Read till bottom. http://bit.ly/aQOrEr (WOW..speechless…) #
  • Unless of cuz, u r paid to defend on Twitterjaya *roll eyes* Have a heart la, ppl. Support the family, demand the truth n fight for justice. #
  • RT @Aizley: He should not (resign) ! doing a great job Musa !! RT @_hafiz: The IGP should resign http://bit.ly/94eWWq #Aminulrasyid #
  • I dun see why anyone of us nid to defend the police action. Dude, they r the police, for goodness sake! They can defend themselves! #
  • When ppl ask me who is my Adun, they get headache. I got the one I voted, to-be voting n not likely to vote but must serve me. Hehehe #
  • The last KTM ride I had was a joyride for my 2 older kids fm Ipoh to Penang. It is either fly or drive all the time. #
  • I realized I hv not taken an outstation bus for 30 yrs oredi. OMG…highway pun belum ada masu tu. Am I lucky or wut? #
  • I want bus with nice nice seat, got plug point n got wifi, if possible. Cost nvm, janji no smelly, stuffy type. #
  • Tiu lor, last wk the flight was RM59.95, today RM149.95. I go take bus better. Pg ppl, which company bus to KL the nicest? #
  • New blog post: Forgetful us http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/05/05/forgetful-u/ #
  • It must be so nice to be pemuda UMNO like KJ cos you get to " running with 10kg in the backpack and carrying an M-16 " #
  • Lim Guan Eng coined the word 'piratisation' http://bit.ly/dinjpF re the RM50B highway takeover plan. #
  • How dare MCA talks abt trial by media when they blatantly been doing so? Plus #aminulrasyid fam can make their own decision, you know? #
  • Damn you, MCA – MCA NGO liaison bureau chief Datuk Ti Lian Ker is backing the police http://bit.ly/bw9FAz #
  • RT @SamZzNg: @5xmom they r paid to tweet/blog such things. i wonder how they sleep at night.(Yeah, an apology for start wl stop all these) #
  • RT @imranjaafar: KarpalSingh rep the family #aminulrasyid mcmlah takde lawyer lain kat Msia! (respect d mother pls, do u noe how she feels?) #
  • Am sick to the stomach how BN cybertroopers stood up for the party that shot the boy with their callous comments. Mana hati perut engkau? #
  • Lim Guan Eng : IGP & CPO should repent over Aminul Rasyid case http://bit.ly/9zOIQt #aminulrasyid #
  • RT @limkitsiang: DAP budget 4cybertroopers – zero sen BN spends RM hundreds millions prob public funds Will BN open up? RT @mpkotabelud #
  • Niamah, they were around when dinosaurs roam the earth n now their leader needs to tell them to mix with us? http://bit.ly/cAahXm Rotten #
  • RT @nweiaik: The Penang State Assembly will be sitting until today 10pm (our Penang Aduns very rajin hor? #
  • RT @cmlimguaneng: How can pg's open tender system b a farce when it be e-tender. BN fixed us up with closed tender of highways! #
  • I just remember one Adun who stood behind LGE during his PC on location. I was like, doh..u r not the Adun in charge, can siam-tampok boh? #
  • RT @limkitsiang: Subang airport closed down n all FireFly flights During heavy storm lightning struck centre of runway causing big hole #
  • I really dun like to make videos of PC. But u want to hear LGE talking abt the highways RM50B n calling some authorities penipu, right? ??? #
  • When u r offered something tt u never expect,nvr ask, nvr think of, nvr dream of, yet it is something u love doing,u say YES n just do it #
  • Suddenly I feel so lucky cos I can film opposition parties n let Wong Chin Huat spew what he wants. #
  • Satu PC so many topics, aminul, Class F contrtr, 22highway, piratisation CM says. #
  • He told me he spent million ringgit to turn his factory to badminton court n tt 's where Lee Chong Wei started. The unsung hero of badminton #
  • I asked a snr badminton legend abt news of honouring them. He asked, "Got meh? I don't know, no one ctc me" Wl go visit him this noon #
  • http://tweetphoto.com/20998039 Pidato foto of @cmlimguaneng unveiling the Speaker's Corner. Pic by Jason Sim, YB @simtzetzin 's asst #
  • http://tweetphoto.com/20997544 Wow, I tweeted 1 min earlier than @cmlimguaneng . Am I efficient or what…kekekeke (see photo) #
  • I asked CM wud it b considered illegal gathering, he said he hopes police act judiciously. But speaker's own responsibility no troubl w law #
  • Penang Speaker's Corner launched by CM, attended by senior & young activists. No loudhailer/mike, Wed & Sun 6pm-10pm, who wanna speak 1st? #
  • 8 am pigi Speaker's Corner kepoh, 9.30 am, pigi Dewan enjoy free aircond. Enjoy 2 hrs, minum teh. Lepas tu, bawa anak dari sekolah. #
  • New blog post: It seems like we have the … http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/05/03/it-seems-like-we-have-the-most-uncaring-people-around-us/ #
  • "…did not attend high school bcos nearest school takes us abt one WEEKโ€™s time to drive to,โ€ Gayut Lim http://bit.ly/cs5Kae #
  • Tomorrow, 8 am, who wants to go to Speaker's Corner launching by CM? Got bonus one, u go up to speak, I film you. Very lansi, I video wor #
  • Mana mau lari? http://bit.ly/atG5oF "Polis terajang kepala saya, ramai belasah saya. " Yet, they can't catch hold of Aminul's fren? #
  • Sum moron claimed LGE did not simpati with all police who died, why simpati #aminulrasyid Bodohlah, die on duty is not same lah #
  • Come on la, ppl can guess who you are by the amt of info you have n how defensive u are. Put yr designation, leave the emo n be a man lah #
  • Sometimes, I do wish the CM's staff wud comment in their individual capacity on those online news site instead of hiding behind anon nick. #
  • The amt of lies spun arnd #aminulrasyid death is sickening. http://bit.ly/bDm5Xl Bad role models, the polis to our children. #
  • A mom is one who wl drop everything, drive n check every bus-stop to find you when you overslept on the bus n overshot to Batu Feringghi. #
  • Am paying RM20 to Al Rajhi but I usually withdraw max USD500 per transaction. What abt u? Do u use debit card or direct bank? #
  • You ppl r withdrawing yr Paypal to ur bank or debit card? Am still using Al Rajhi dc cos ChiMP bank rejected my withdrawal n I wasted RM18 #
  • RT @wongholeng: najib in Sibu last nite. BN called 50K ppl. Turn out less than 2K. Perhaps najib n BN shd understand why #P212 #Sibu #
  • Most Penang lang still not adopting No Plastic Bag Days. All prefer to carry barang2 in hand http://twitpic.com/1kkbqs #
  • RT @mahyuni: World Press Freedom Day 2day. Next time u insist on paying nothing for news, think of those who risk more than you would dare. #
  • RT @simtzetzin: @5xmom How's CJ conference? CJ rocks! (we learned fm Veronica Pedrosa of Al Jazeera, be afraid, very afraid YB hahaha) #
  • Fuyoh, they fired 20 shots. http://bit.ly/aKDvA4 If I am a criminal, I wl think twice abt committing crime in such trigger happy country. #
  • Tinjauan mesra PM ke Sibu. Tak nampak muka mesra pun.. http://bit.ly/bLz7BT Common ppl ought to learn to releks sikit n treat VVIP as human #
  • Good idea! Common slaugtherhouse for chickens. http://bit.ly/aBevrj No more smelly, dirty wet market. Who wants live chic, pls rear yrself #
  • Eh, Star, u got bullshit or not? http://bit.ly/axhq23 How many kids did u interview b4 u come to the conclusion they want curfew ? #
  • Abuden, sometimes got monkeys tunjuk punggung, gaduh, macam2 ada….Then again, can only view fm TV outside, I dun get to video live monkeys #
  • Lazy to cover Dewan cos nid lounge suit, leceh lah. I videographer nia, not YB. Gimme some street protest scene, iLike… #
  • is forced 2listen 2bieber while checking EPL for the driver somewhere inTaiping N/S highway #
  • UMNO veli rich, hv their own TV crew. Bigbig camera wanna bully me, dunno I Penang mali not so easy wan #
  • Woi people, go Malaysiakini n watch the video Jimmy n I shot thos afternoon. See UMNO protest Harakah #
  • Love my ant-ISA sticker? http://twitpic.com/1kasso #
  • An ex-Star journo told me, we rpt balance but editor chopped half of story. Nice video to edit soon #
  • Maybe UMNO wants to woo DAP for its relevancy since their soul braders r not? #
  • Poppin M&M orabge while keeping hubby alert on the wheels. http://twitpic.com/1kabnt #
  • Next weekend n the fllwng weekend gotta b in KL n travel alone di. Sigh. #
  • KL has so many old, heritage bldgs but they dun appreciate it like Penang, so wasted. #
  • Tralalala, on my way back to Penang. Watch out for my youtube video. #
  • Read this and wait for my video to see how UMNO member calls himself NGO. http://bit.ly/bwrKy0 #
  • Oh wow, Jimmy n I interviewed a controversial figure n we didn't realise it until now! http://bit.ly/9zcoNp An RTM guy was at the flashmob. #
  • I'm surfing using KL Wireless n rushing Flashmob video for Mkini. Meanwhile…pls read Mkini interview with ME ME ME. http://bit.ly/acJptT #
  • Parpuguli said he is a hero! http://bit.ly/bBzeQe (I asked him, r u link to any political party n he said NO! He disowned UMNO, kut?) #
  • Tiu, some UMNO fella wanna bluff me he NGO. UMNO says lah UMNO..And CJ Lilian managed to shut some hecklers, oh yea. Think we CJ greehorns? #
  • Dude, u r not talking to kindie kids la #
  • If u r giving talk to CJ, farking take 5 mins to know what yr audience r capable of b4 babbling la. #
  • Just had some nasi penyet n listening to Oon Yeoh on social meida. I nid coffee NOW #
  • KLCC flashmob read MSM papers upside down. Wong Chin Huat n CIJ there. Covered w Jimmy #
  • Veronica Pedrosa the presenter fm Al Jazeera is here but strict rules, no stills or videos. Wow… #
  • Steven Gan, Prem, Shuf, Hannah Yeoh said good things abt citizen journalism. Now all I want is sleep, tomolo long day #
  • No more wifi in room liao. Hope my bluetooth connection works. #
  • Like I said so often, tree huggers n activists r pain in the arse. Pls go back to yr trees. #
  • OMG, read the interview on Malaysiakini on citizeb journalisn. Someone pls copy link n RT for me. Plsss #
  • Citizen journalist Chan Lilian http://twitpic.com/1jtia7 #
  • Dataran Merdeka has lotsa police but no humans protesting GST, #
  • Breakfasting at Central Market, courtesy of dear hubby who came with me. #
  • New blog post: It has been what? eight years? that long? http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/05/01/it-has-been-what-eight-years-that-long/ #
  • If u r in the area of Pasar Seni Annexe bldg, pls come by to see our citizen journalists in action. CJs fm all corners of Msia wl be there. #
  • Tomolo we hv Al Jazeera, NT7 Charles Mohan & Prof Zahrom with the citizen journalists. After tt, politicians, be very afraid of me muahahaha #
  • KL taxi wanna fleece us, RM20 vs LRT RM4.80 http://twitpic.com/1jnikh #
  • is going to visit Petaling St for some tai lok meen with lard. Nvr been to PS like 15 yrs alrdy! Recommendations welcome #
  • our ultimate aim is to get things done for the ppl, not to antagonise n cause uncoperative YBs. Tt's why some CJs can't stand me *grins* #
  • I like 'they (citizen journalists) have shaken the political parties' http://bit.ly/bCfTtY But I prefer to puff them better bcos (2b cont #
  • Yay, LGE video overtakes Madey one by 1K views. Hepi! A trend I notice is when ppl dun like a politician, they won't view the video. #
  • My 2 city boys r so amused Tune w where aircond n towels r charged separately n 7-11 is in lobby. In midst of GST protest point, thrilling #
  • Tt Star Hq place? it is so densely populated like highclass Penang Pak chen por nia. I hate KL #
  • Oh correction, it is 100 cows accdg to Sun rptr. I hv only 80 in my Farmville. #
  • Why da heck ppl keep askin me join fan page when not even femes than me? Fan my arse, it sweaty #
  • Ystdy state said they not aware cos developer taken court odr cos it hinders their access. #
  • Now I get sms fm KBP tt developer has demolished n 50cows n goats r homeless. Wutudo #
  • Long time ago, they offer land inPrai for KBP cows but villager dunwan. Later, KBP got into the new n no one wants lease to them #
  • Gulai durian?!!? kat Sungai Perak http://twitpic.com/1jj7ts #
  • Gandhi http://twitpic.com/1jj36r #
  • The real Penang breakfast, super spicy curry mee http://twitpic.com/1jinac #
  • Breakfast http://twitpic.com/1jijdn #
  • Penang peoples, remember to register as voters tomorrow May 1st at major shopping malls #
  • Only I can. Pack for kids, myself with all the gadgets, tripod, shoes, tampons , , ,in 40min.Curry mee &its to KL. #
  • Selamat malam wahai dunia 1Malaysia. Semoga kawan2 semua tidur nyenyak dan tak mimpi ngeri kat ahli politiks negara kita. Amen. #
  • Who wud hv been Penang CM if 'Melaka boy' didn't win the election? http://youtu.be/xP1OvJxxp-g Wuah,scary nia.If not I kenot cari makan di #
  • There you go..Gerakan wud hv made Penang bankrupt with the 1,000 Electrical Engineers promise http://bit.ly/9PaTls #
  • RT @mzzainal: How can ppl honestly justify tat submarines wl protect our nation?Wit all our political chaos Who d hell wants 2 conquer Msia? #
  • RT @wongholeng: Miri pri studen had ear stapled by teacher for being naughty in class. Disgust. Condemn! (speechless..) #
  • RT @jasonleong: LKS's dumb Q why the kid shot in backhead. Obvious when car reversed towards cops. (U mean boy trying to murder police?) #
  • I upload 'If Gerakan is in power, Penang wud be bankrupt' video n then going to pack for my CJ conference di..Sau koong. Choy kin #
  • RT @ramachandran_m: IGP told churches to take care of themslv. Now #aminulrasyid is shot, IGP tells all Msians to take care of ourselves! #
  • Editing 1,000 engineers video. Now LGE gets back at those protestors/Gerakan guys. Damn, not tt I am a fan of LGE, but it is damn wicked #
  • But if you find it hard to shoot yrself, you know the drift… #
  • If yr wife spends like the Defence Ministry, eg buying a pair of shoes 3x more expnsv, said it saves money, pls feel free to shoot yrself. #
  • http://bit.ly/9KEtYx @tonypua press stmnt on the RM8B armoured vehicles, 3 times than usual. Watch the video, interesting. #
  • RT @myyear66: i am shocked at the respond by the IGP… At least say sorry. if he cant even take a blame then quit.. #aminulrasyid #
  • Pak Rais, I am more qualified than Michelle Yeoh to b book ambassador cos I spent more $$ than her on books for my kids. Hire me, pls kekeke #
  • Harapkan pagar pagar makan padi, Harapkan polis polis tembak mati (Youtube comment on #aminulrasyid #
  • IGP displayed behaviour like a pompuan merajuk. Eleh…I merajuk nie..tak suka ke? I tak nak bagi dah baru tau…. #
  • Phweet! Tun M puji Perkasa for helping to swing BN votes. http://bit.ly/defS4u Syabas Perkasa! Lei hai tark geh..mou tak teng, hou yeh #
  • Did IGP just said they must shoot to "ascertain why this person is running away from us"? http://bit.ly/b5Q5eg OMG, kill first, ask later #
  • Wokay, CM on aminulrasyid and Tony Pua on Def. Min. videos up. Now is time to go shopping! #
  • With the amt of promotions, backdoors n US honeymoon given to frogs n rejects, trust me, the internal ones wl turn vile n toxic n deadly… #
  • You mention 'mien fei' to Chainis, all sure mob you. LOL http://bit.ly/d2UCvQ Voters reg. mien fei registration, all come. #
  • Saturday 1st May GST protest. I hope there is 'action' for me to film when I am in KL. http://bit.ly/anHWt3 Got CJ conference though #
  • Tarik balik dakwaan terhadap Aminulrasyid – Video http://bit.ly/dlhrat #aminulrasyid #
  • Idris Jala compares with Britain, LGE pulak compares with Israel. Macam-macam…ada… #
  • RT @bongkersz: DAP leaders visiting Amirul's family. http://tweetphoto.com/20340536 (I put the pic in my video w credit to Bumi Langit FB) #
  • Read LKS blog http://bit.ly/daHYMu How r v adults going to explain?Did police lied? Did they plant the parang? How is police dealing now? #
  • CM Lim Guan Eng announced that TYT Governor has been discharged fm hosptl this morn. Dewan bersidang on Monday. #
  • MCA&Gerakan, your heng-tai hou phang yau ask we all chainis repent wor. Whatchgonnado? lick balls #
  • http://twitpic.com/1j9vix – Tony Pua questioning Defence Ministry #
  • Goodness, think of single moms, poor moms etc n how they wud want to care for their kids but cudn't due to poverty,lack of support? #
  • โ€œParents must really not abdicate fm their responsibilities. " Sharizat : Farklah, hv u ever understand what moms feel w yr high horse? #
  • Sharizat, as one woman to another, can I say I hate you? http://bit.ly/blqSyU Care tell , monitor ? Tie a leash on our teenagers? WTF #
  • Talk abt mission school, Bro Paul Ho intw http://bit.ly/9meK0z and part 2 http://bit.ly/cJciGl . That's one of my bravest attempt everrrr #
  • A parent transferred her son fm CHinese school to Methodist bcos their church asked. Our Catholic church?Are v supprtng mission sch? #
  • That means in 2017, SXI wl hv at most 150 students who enter Form 1. Tell me, how many classes were in each form in SXI previously? #
  • It is sad that mission schools r losing it. In Saints Xavier caw P. Tikus, Std 1 this yr only 2 class x 25 each. Air Itam 25 x 4 class. #
  • 12noon got mission schools thingie, I think I wanna go. But need to bribe my #1 son to male bonding with #5 son. #
  • I just watched some 'tea party' video with sum ppl. Either videographer bad skill or there wasn't no excitement, enthusiasm n it was fake #
  • B4 they ask politicians n rakyats not to meddle, maybe they want to improve the institution to a level we can respect n trust first? #
  • RT @cmlimguaneng:Police must direct withdrawl of initial allegn #aminulrasyid was a criminal in press if serious of no cover-up n indpt inq #
  • Freaky tt BN supporters tweeted why they allow #aminulrasyid to drive, police wont shoot w/o reason n said BN has no responsibility in it. #
  • I dunno abt u guys but I think #aminulrasyid case is just another one of the many, drag the investigation, found 1 scapegoat, tutup. #
  • RT @limkitsiang: Sex ednot nee ded in Msian schools: Deputy Education Min http://bit.ly/cEmNHF How behind-times We need a new Dep Ed Min #
  • It is scary shits when communication people doesn't communicate. Wuah, likedis oso can? #
  • Woi, 48 yrs old liao, think so easy hv babies meh? http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2010/4/28/nation/20100428151554&sec=nation #
  • http://bit.ly/9f4lxj Shows Sharizat if defending police which is not her area. Say something wiser, pls. #aminulrasyid family nid yr support #
  • The police conduct is none of her business so how can she defends them? Talk less, Sharizat if u can't find it in yr heart to symphatise. #
  • It is very unbecoming of the Women, Fmly Min to say 'cud not see any reason why any1 shud open fire if their own lives were not in danger. #
  • OmG! I am one of 10 contestants in a cook show on Tee Vee! Lilian, u r mad! #
  • Noted on Tamil News on RTM2 – BN sentiasa kotakan janji. At first I thot it is wrongly spelt, shud be kot*kan LOL, replace * with e #
  • RT @maranperianen: Now Sharizat says avoid going out late nite coz violence can happen anytime.. Is this Gaza?.. can you hear yourself ah? #
  • N. Surendran enters the scene. http://bit.ly/a4GR4j #aminulrasyid He is the lawyer tt sees to such cases most of the times. #
  • New blog post: All in a day's work http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/04/28/all-in-a-days-work/ #
  • Good idea, YB @ngweiaik http://bit.ly/9wbW6r I had seen some of the street performers fm Portugal & Taiwan, they r good. #
  • The heartless IGP thinks v parents intentionally allowed kids to drive. http://bit.ly/9f4lxj He is pushing the blame on us as usual. #
  • V r going to view anthr Marina Bay condo for rental. Behtahan di, got thief, got monitor lizard..I dunwan to live on landed prop anymore. #
  • TV2 producer claimed political meddling. http://bit.ly/a9m2Lk The people r voicing out, thank God! #
  • I am a thoroughbred citizen journalist, ok? My poor 7yo ran up, ashen face abt seeing snake, I hugcomfort him, grab camera n investigate LOL #
  • My #1 son asked -what do you do when you see a giant snake/monitor lizard in your house? my mums 1st thought was grab camera film it. -_- #
  • CPO Sgor said don't meddle http://bit.ly/cGRymE in #aminulrasyid case."Janganlah jadi macam ayam yang suka berketuk sebelum bertelur." #
  • RT @mahyuni: Interested in auditioning for Tun Mahathir the musical?bhttp://twitpic.com/1j1uyi (I want to be Kak Pidah n hug n sob LOL) #
  • RT @limkitsiang: Saw tree busted by car which careened out of control after #Aminilrasyid bullet shot in head. (2) #
  • RT @limkitsiang: Car n knocked into wall n in drain Blood stains. Neighbrs came. Saw 3-4 police cars. Tot police had killed a criminal(3) #
  • Go, Zaid, go! We want to hear all about it. Spill, Datuk, spill. *rubs hands in glee n break into Glee dance* #
  • http://twitpic.com/1j167a – Me and my Doc who is also doc to all my brothers esp Vincent kor-kor #
  • Chinese kolot babysitters r worst for their negative inputs to kids. #
  • The worst thing u can do to yr kid is to leave them to kolot babysitter. #
  • Some communication person is not in communication. #
  • Freakin huge storm coming. Full moon + high tide=Flooding Penang #
  • I mean the mother of the teen who was shot dead. #
  • LGE & LKS visiting the mother. LGE and his tears. and touch. I had seen Kak Pidah sobbed, her boss sobbed but I finally see real man cried. #
  • For all the Mayors of FourSquare, nah! Read http://bit.ly/d3szmB got link fm @mahyuni . Now u know how lame u r, rite? Rite? Datuk bandar? #
  • Whada-eff is a nadir? Why Mkini contributor thinks we are Shakespearean lah? Heard of full-stop? Use it lah, dude. #
  • Lilian is still laughing at her 'closet Christians' term. Please join me. #
  • When #Sibu in full swing, many closet Christians wl come out cos Sibu is majority Christian. #P212 wl hr godly stuffs. God sees the hearts #
  • RT @kidchan: Do u think 4square or check-ins can be dangerous bcos v r revealing too much details ? (I do, cos I dun wan mob. Femes mah) #
  • RT @weekasiongmp received invitation to attend the cheque presentation ceremony at PM's Ofs 12.30pm (what about the schools nationwide?) #
  • Once I asked an MIC politician, if you want to serve the people, why don't you join the Lions Club instead. He is dumbfucked kekeke. #
  • MCA & Gerakan are UMNO's soul-brother, heng-tais-chee-muis. So, in essence, MCA & Gerakan support Perkasa? So, dun bitch on FB, go to UMNO #
  • That's why I hv little faith in political parties, they may hv good leaders but the rest r just kaki bodeks, hungering for publicity. #
  • Problems with politicians r they r paying lips service. Kugan's family said no one fllw up , no visit, no support. Only when publicity… #
  • If Hishamuddin is a father, he must feel the injustice #AminulRasyid family is feeling now. If he doesn't do a thing, God saves us all. #
  • Ada orang guilty ke? Dia kata dia bawa buah tangan balik dari honeymoon serata dunia. Entah kita dapat enjoy tak? Sebab tax $$ kita yg punya #
  • Kugan's amily was in d dark what actually happened. My intw with his mom http://bit.ly/9WTzSV. Dun allow #Aminulrasyid family to walk alone #
  • RT @limkitsiang: #Aminulrasyid Let Msian Twitterjaya raise firestorm protest anger @ police killing 15yr teen #
  • http://twitpic.com/1iz5cu – Thaipusam kah? #
  • In Lam Wah Ee hospital, they nid to get ppl to take number to take no. Phew #
  • Early morning road rage. One man on bike fllw a car into porch n whack driver. #
  • Why all the youth chiefs old-old like ahpeks one? I think UMNO youth chief @Khairykj hensem sikit jer, the rest boleh masuk workshop. #
  • People, why my WordPress blog wont' display mandarin but shows ???. I set at UTF-8. #
  • New blog post: Por dah http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/04/28/por-dah/ #
  • I wonder how long before the BN cybertroopers land on Sibu with their tweets? #
  • Do you, non-partisan but kepoh in politics guys, notice/feel/observe tt PKR n DAP r not the chummiest fellas together? Especially Chinois? #
  • Do I hv someone with a Masters in Theology to explain to my 7 yrs old if God created the dinosaurs n why God destroyed them? *sigh* #
  • Whee! I can meet Mr. Teoh Teik Khoon, the man who taught us video filming this Sun. Of cuz, I learned a lot fm Asrol, Mishar & Amirul juga #
  • Politics to me is a fun game of snake & ladder, superb public relations n usually I can see thru their intentions b4 anyone else. #
  • Dear PR supporters, also don't try to be too close to me becoz I only like a couple of yr leaders, not all of you or yr party. #
  • Dear BN supporters who r my Twitter n FB list.Just shaddap n never push or argue with me. Bcos I dun nid to live with pain in the arse. #
  • So..correct me if I am wrong. BN Robert Lau is replaced with BN Robert Lau? Is that freaky or wut? Cousins with same name. #Sibu #P212 #
  • RT @scheekeong: @5xmom @bongkersz I pon tak fit da "dap look".L Gel rambut kena invest banyak (make own tapioca starch LOL) #
  • I notice police patrol has been increased in Penang, incldg my housing area and Gurney Drive. They are more visible and everywhere. #
  • The cost of flight fm KL to SIbu is only RM174 one way. Hmmm…*CJ Lilian goes into deep contemplation* #
  • Am I normal? I get excited seeing myself in CJ Rajan's video, videoing. http://bit.ly/cwpvwn Maybe I shud film myself more. #
  • BTW, Wong Ho Leng fits 100% DAP looks, eh? Glasses, dunno-what-brand haircream, white shirt and clean cut. #Sibu #P212 Kekeke #
  • Video by CJ Lina Soo, interview with Wong Ho Leng http://bit.ly/cRvyhw @sibu4change #Sibu #P212 Go, YB Wong, Go! #
  • Read this post by Wong Ho Leng abt @cmlimguaneng @sibu4change #Sibu #P212 http://bit.ly/9ZtyZa I read in Apr 2008 n nvr forget tt #
  • RT @demotix: Nation-wide strikes against the price hike in India| Demotix.com: http://bit.ly/d6kfom (Is our GST going to be likedis?) #
  • RT @mikelanding1: TMPoint just told cant get 4mb coz my house @NajibRazak. @cmlimguaneng @5xmom (lu mai siao, got tag w PM & CM, bangga ) #
  • When I am done with tt, I wl be the best of the best of the best CJ, Sir! #
  • I'll b in KL fm Fri till Sun for the CJ conference n all I worry abt is my Farmville. Kill me pls? Al Jazeera n NTV7 big guns there! #
  • "For a party (MCA)which claims to be the second-largest Chinese party in the world, they have fallen so low." (LKS) http://bit.ly/cNUNeW #
  • My 17 going 18 yrs old son doesnt know what the ing-ong sound comes from where! We need more greens in Penang, like seriously!!(katak puru) #
  • http://twitpic.com/1iur7g – Ghee long tosai #
  • Eating mutton varuval with water moths listening to ing-ong aka bullfrogs. #
  • Attack of the water moth in Batu Fghi n TG Bungah. Thousans of the bugs like the plague. #
  • http://twitpic.com/1iu43h – Tok kok so much for what la, no one wants to hear, let them out already! #
  • For a state like Penang with a stadium bandaraya, the road suxks, the non-existent parking sucks n I am angry di #
  • http://twitpic.com/1iu2dh – Tok less , belah la tiu #
  • http://twitpic.com/1iu0yi – Waiting is a bitch #
  • Streamyx sucks – You gotta watch this. http://bit.ly/bspis5 *evil grins* #
  • RT @GobindSinghDeo: Police must explain. Too many trigger happy incidents. IGP, why shoot to kill approach? #
  • I can't resist putting LGE said 'Streamyx sucks' online. Yet it doesn't 'belong' to cj.my. You all wanna see? I put? #
  • A case of the Bodoh leading the Bodoh in Bodohland. http://bit.ly/brWP7Z #
  • I hate it when the aftermath of an election, ppl use their race cards to show off tt they shud hv their balls carried earlier. Doh.. #
  • Jesus once said, It is the sick that needs a doctor. So, Edu Min, focus on the weak schools, not pushing the urban, learned ones. Geddit? #
  • Will Education Min works on improving ALL schools instead of putting pressures on these so-called cream of the crop? http://bit.ly/afrBgQ #
  • Once again, the Kugan & many others nightmares for mothers appear again. http://bit.ly/a3jBoY Son got killed, and say they r criminals #
  • "Lilian, thank you for the retweets (on eve of HS)" Sweet tt my sweat didn't go unnoticed. http://bit.ly/cY4K4x (last few secs at the end) #
  • One day, when I become the Prime Minister, I wl give my speech like, "Ok, go back and read online what I have to say, let's eat now." #
  • Am trying to make a boring function interesting. The bane of video editing. Picking long boring speeches for the meat is super boring. #
  • RT @scheekeong: everyone tag @NajbRazak with reminder of #RM3m for srjkcrasa & balance #RM49k for Felda folks in #hs #
  • Chua Soi Lek accepted my request to be his fren on FB. Now, where is Koh Tsu Koon & Samy Vellu? I hv Lim Kit Siang, Najib, Anwar & Huan #
  • Bishop Anthony fm the Catholic church suggested to put all the Penang churches under CFM and CM readily accepted the idea for coordintn #
  • Instead, Pastor Edward Tan asked, "What can we, as a Body of Christ, do to help the State Gov.?" and anthr lady just took the mike to thank #
  • Re this call for more cemetery http://bit.ly/aKKy67 , the only inspiring thing for me is when a pastor DIDN'T ask fm the State Gov. #
  • I asked KJ John when I met him last Saturday, Does religion & politics mix? The very fact God sent His Son to earth…http://bit.ly/9EfQ3C #
  • It's going to be char koay teow for brunch on a rainy day. What's yr lunch? #
  • Lagi2 pasal Malaysiakini. http://bit.ly/9BnHUc Sejak bila polis tindak tanpa siasatan n percaya bulat2 cakap pihak awam ni? #
  • This post written in 2004 about Mock-up, giant cheques are obscene is dedicated to all the Yang Berhormats http://bit.ly/9GxlNF #
  • Ladies & germs, I just added Chua Soi Lek on my Facebook friends. Clap pls. *laff till fall off chair* #
  • Chill a bit lah, PM. We are 1Malaysia, not Queen's England mah….Releks brader….Aisay, macha…cincai lah! #
  • I wish the PM's tweet wud contain sum typing errors, grammar mistakes n diff to understand abbrv instead of plasticky purrfect sentence.Fake #
  • RT @AmanpourCNN: asked Thai PM if he's concerned abt civil war breaking out. He said "Of course," #
  • Wake up in the morning n it is almost noon. Storm n heavy rain. Ahh…blisss. But pls dun flood cos my son is still in school. #
  • I wonder if Chua Soi Lek is going to #Sibu and campaign or he is going to let Ibrahim Katak at #P212 to run n shout 'Cina balik tongsan!' #
  • RT @limkitsiang: #P94 Najib – #HS http://bit.ly/aGNRMG 10 mins 2midnight @weekasiongmp Najib signed RM3m cheque oredi? (LOL persistence) #
  • RT @tonypua: RT @sibu4change: is the official tweet channel for DAP/PR #Sibu by-election campaign. Pls follow 4 latest updates & retwt #P212 #
  • Darlings sekalian, can you vote for Best CJ videos, vote for bday boy, Pairin's video.S'wak: Trials of native life http://bit.ly/946tFj #
  • KNN, if u dare say it to my face. I had out-shouted my Indian, 4' 11", curly hair, hooked nose HR Mgr in quarrel, so try me. #
  • Can I buy a ticket or make resvn in hell for women likedat ah? What's the number to call pls? 1-800-bitch-who -backstab? #
  • In Christian context, wut do u call some1 who goes arnd bad mouthing u behind ur back to ppl who do not know u? #
  • Perkasam is acting up again. Gerakan, MCA, PCM , pls do yr job as political parties, take out yr balls n slap Perkasam for me Chinese pls.. #
  • New blog post: Mock-up, giant cheques are obscene, ok? http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/04/26/mock-up-giant-cheques-are-obscene-ok/ #
  • BN didn't buy votes. I am very slim. Samy is not bald. Geddit geddit? #
  • I spend dunno how many takes to talk to the camera. Now, I dare not make video or else ppl say I religious freak. How leh? #
  • Yerrr,,tt day I video self at home. I didn't notice Mother Mary & Divine Mercy were hovering over my head cos I missed the background. #
  • Cos my mike is the noob silver karer one while Astro Awani is orange and dan-lain-lain TVs are black karer one. http://bit.ly/c5zymd #
  • Have I thanked sifu Maran & Shuf for the kickass mike? Now my PC no more aircond, fan, farting sound. But I need to buy those black sponge #
  • RT @limkitsiang: @weekasiongmp cannot hide or run n cannot depend on Umno cybertroopers 2come 2yr defence Waiting 4u (LOL LKS challenge!) #
  • Lim Guan Eng on Hulu Selangor money politics and tough Sibu by-election http://bit.ly/c5zymd #
  • All you 21 yrs old youths in Penang, go to major shopping mall this weekend and register as voter. Here is why : http://bit.ly/ah4LVq #
  • All the Sibu-han must demand RM320M bcos Swak state is under Fed. Go make your shopping list, Santa Claus is coming to Sibu #
  • Today LGE explained how Mr. Moo got the 6K from, BN spent RM160M in HS and Sibu is going to be tough. #
  • I got a 'thank you for the retweets'. Thought he didn't know what RT is. Hehehe, the pleasure is all mine for HS. Next Sibu! #
  • Nak pergi BJ Golf cover PC. Cakap pasal BJ Golf, teringat kat MP saya dan Tiger Woods. #
  • New blog post: 20 years of motherhood http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/04/26/20-years-of-motherhood/ #
  • ***I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith. Now there is in store for me the crown of righteousness, #
  • Wuah, Twitter suddenly so quiet geh? #
  • We, the citizen journalists fm all over Msia n East Msia r meeting May 1st. Have you helped to vote for our CJ videos? http://bit.ly/946tFj #
  • It's a new week, the last week of the month and it is my #1 son's 20th birthday. One day after the father's. #
  • New blog post: Long break indeed http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/04/25/long-break-indeed/ #
  • Yay! My Vote 1Malaysia video works http://bit.ly/bxFGpw (pls check the meaning of sarcasm b4 u comment?) #
  • Wuah, PR supporters who lost feel emo and bitchy wor. I no feel one cos it is just a game to me. Win/lose, it is not the end of the world. #
  • And those are tricky questions cos he knew the answers already and 7 yrs old is just testing me. ๐Ÿ™ Help me!!! #
  • On 2nd thot, moms ought to instal Wikipedia application in their brains. Mom, why river hv sands, Mom, which planet nearest to the sun.. #
  • Moms ought to be planted with an encyclopedia's chip in their brains. Mom, who is Thomas Jefferson? Mom, why God create skin? Mom, why…. #
  • Am sipping Long Island Iced Tea fm the 1001 cocktail recipe book, mixed by #2 son, nursing a dented hope. NVM, let's do Sibu! #
  • Have you Penangites check out Leo's Bookstore at Island Plaza? We bought over RM200 of books. Each abt RM20+ only #
  • Now tt #p94 is over, I can go back to Farmville… #
  • OK, change subject . Find out how Sikhs worship n how do they deal with their long hair in the turbans? http://bit.ly/d23NoU Singh is king. #
  • Good thing I finished dinner or else tak lalu liao. ;( #p94 #
  • I am so excited abt PR leading I think I cant swallow my dinner. #
  • And we are trapped at home due to really heavy rain and thunder. Eat maggi mee ler likedis #
  • RT @maranperianen: Unofficial : Pakatan won Fraser, Ulu Yam Barat, Pertak 1 – BN won Pertak 2, Ampang Pecah. So far BN leads #p94 #HS #
  • Win or lose, I am going to celebrate (my hubby's bday). Have fun tweeples! I am outta my hse, wl check on mobile. Dun miss me, ya! #
  • I realise…I can make very ugly men looks handsome in my video. Wonder if BN is hiring……hmm….(btw, it is raining heavily in Pg) #
  • "Karpal Singh is a symbol of courage & righteouness tt represents the name Singh – which means lion and king." (LGE tribute to him) #
  • I hv managed to get short explanation on Sikhism, Punjabi's tradition, colours of Vasakhi & LGE thrown in as side orders kekeke in 5 mins #
  • Dah panggil diri Pelajar, go lah champion to help them get licence, go down to the hawkers and help. Ni pulak, nak halal yg haram #
  • That Gabungan Pelajar who partnered Ibrahim Katak in burning LGE's effigy was championing ILLEGAL hawkers with MPPP. News on Star hardcopy #
  • RT @scheekeong: LOL, kecian itu @Khairykj la…. He fighting alone in Twitterland @skthew @5xmom @Aisehman @amkselangor @theancharn #
  • Let's leap a bit, watch video on DAP Wong Ho Leng on Sibu by-election http://bit.ly/cRvyhw LOL Sr Wong looks 100% DAP-ish.(like LKS n LGE #
  • RT @kinetiques: Twictionary: @khairykj = tweeting in denial of own party's wrong doing. #HS #P94 #
  • RT @skthew: @5xmom You can jump to KJ rescue but b4 tt, get permission from @cmlimguaneng first. :p #HS #P94 (Undying sapot for LGE one la! #
  • RT @skthew: @anthraxxxx If it's 600, I'd call that a close fight, fair prediction. 6000? #HS #P94 Maybe 6,000 r in the postal votes leh? #
  • Kesian KJ kena Tweet sorang2 mana pergi BN twitterers eh? Oppos fanbois,gurls, auntie (there's only me) still cheering for PR #p94 #HS #
  • RT @simtzetzin: Hot sun. Most BN paid campaigners now went home. PKR still semangat #P94 #hs (YB itu cybertroopers pun tadak on Twitter) #
  • RT @amuse_gueule: Eli the heroine 'saves' Antares in #HS http://bit.ly/cFr1pd #P94 (bodoh punya, pegi block antares punya kampung) #
  • RT @ninoamigo: MCA not a crowd fav, rcv boos & dissapointing comments every where they goes, heard one saying, "where is MCA flag?" #hs #p94 #
  • PR prediction of trailing (follow behind) to gain support, UMNO predicts win to sooth nerves bwahahaha #
  • Our CJs' 'boss' , Shufiyan Shukur (on FB said) – the most inspiring speaker last night was LGE. (So, can we see a Penang magic in #HS #p94 #
  • CM @cmlimguaneng was filmed by 3 citizen journalists in 4 events in 1 day in 2 states. http://bit.ly/90ePau #p94 #HS #
  • Just finis watching 'It's complicated'. Good 1.5 hrs to take my eyes off the #HS #p94 tweets. Hidup, hidup! Hidup my favourite team! Keke #
  • Kenapa akhbar online kedekut sangat dgn gambar? Bubuh lah gambaq besaq2 skikit. Kesian fotographer tangkap, hampa pi bubuh 200×200 pixel. #
  • In the cyberworld, there is nothing Google search can't solve. In the real world, there is nothing God can't solve. Everyone says Amen! #
  • Good nite, world! May the best man wins! I had my share of fun, tks to Twitter & BN cybertroopers! #
  • RT @cmlimguaneng: A long winding rd trip back to pg n it is jampacked.Still stuck at kkb mini-stadium will b hrs b4 can even reach hghway #
  • KJ John asked LGE, IF let's say PR takes P/jaya, which ministerial post LGE wants. And LGE said….(wait for my video lah) #
  • RT @tianchua: Why need2 win 2help d ppl? Isn't govt's duty? RT @NajibRazak: I really hp voters wil gv BN gud victory. We wan2 help d ppl #
  • Campaign over, my moonlighting job as Pakatan Rakyat cybertrooper is over until Sibu. I want to go to Sibu! #
  • Last tweet fm PM is 'We want to help the people'. But isn't that what Federal Gov. supposed to do? With or w/o winning, help you must. #
  • Do you think PM Najib tweets on his own? I know @cmlimguaneng did it himself, cheonghei-ness n all which is fine. http://bit.ly/cme5Js #
  • RT @fahmi_fadzil: TGNA takes d stage, and reminds the crowd that politics is a religious act, to lead others to that which is Good. #P94 #fb #
  • I intwd KJ Johns n he said BN is imitating PR's community outreach. He said Perkasa is one . I am so glad I talked to Dr. John ๐Ÿ™‚ #
  • Pain in the arse is pain in the arse, not differing opinons or freedom of speech. Only BN cybertroopers dun geddit #
  • Amazing PR supporters swooned ovr @limkitsiang n DSAI on kapcais but BN got big big guns, tarak org sorak pun on Twitter. 2 PMs you knowwww #
  • RT @cmlimguaneng: We have the people dey have d money.2mrw will decide whether money power or people power prevails! Let us pray! #p94 #HS #
  • RT @cmlimguaneng: Real 1Msia here with all races 2gther not the celup 1Msia where umno only 4malays MCA 4chinese MIC 4indians. #p94 #HS #
  • RT @jaa_paraclete: Emcee announced abt 30K ppl listening to ceramah #P94 i wonder how many listening to najib & co (no one dare to tweet #
  • That time, both of us were so mentah, noob, gongkia yet so daring cos it was our 1st PC. Now, a yr later, v hv been indeed blessed. #
  • Today, at the EFC summit, they played a video Imagine with Josh Groban's You Raise Me Up. I recalled Jimmy's 1st video with the same msg. #
  • RT @skthew: @cmlimguaneng CM, it should be 5000 lah! :p (SK, extra one zero nia mah…..hehehe) #
  • Kekeke, I temporary appt myself to kepoh by adding hash tags nia. Nay, the BN saibehtroopers r watching mah, so I add on lor #
  • RT @cmlimguaneng: Blockade but still massive 50000 crwd at KKB fm all races.Fantastic demonstration of 1Msia! Final countdown! #p94 #HS #
  • RT @scheekeong: @5xmom,the pointform coward v no real ID hiding behind a lady's name? (hahaha, like the pointform description) #
  • If I am a HS voter, I wud feel very insulted with carrots thrown my path at the last minute. I hope all Chinese do. #p94 #HS #
  • Lagi satu, hari tu Kamal said he is going to meet for the 1st time, now, PM said he had checked all. Physical check ke? #
  • Najib : I've checked Kamalanathan 'underwear' http://bit.ly/aWPNBZ LOL, say 1-2 days had solved probs. Mana 52 yrs tu? #
  • RT @cmlimguaneng: Riproaring malay n chinese crwd. Will tide turn with najib threats not to give money if bn loses? #p94 #HS #
  • Another thing I observed in #HS #p94 Pakatan supporters tweet live, BN cybertroopers dunn fm ceruk mana, cuma pick news n tweet. Notice? #
  • Gud lah, keep pitching eachother, last last tengok siapa yg kena paling teruk. #
  • I asked a Reuter's rptr/Penangite abt Hulu Sgor cos he was shuttling Pg/HS. He said PR has the edge n Indians support r strong. #p94 #HS #
  • I dunno abt u guys, but feeling the excitement of HS. So excited, I wished CM b4 he leaves for HS by car arnd 6.30pm. Hope PR wins! #p94 #HS #
  • Productive day. Intwd a pastor, KJ John (Mkini contrbtr), listen to CM very 'Christian-y' speech n contacts with Young Voters grp n more #
  • RT @stephendoss: MIC supporting PERKASA which defended Nasir Safar who called Indians as Beggers is yet the strangest thing in #P94 #HS #
  • I hereby award the Best Ball Carrier to Mr. Adam here. http://bit.ly/d1TSRf #
  • So surprised he knew the word Pakatan means PR. He said, That one Lim Guan Eng gang one mah. 'Jibby, when u wanna shake hand w my kid?' #
  • I was surfing MI n my 7yrs old boy saw the title Pakatan :vote for change, not for $. He ask Pakatan Rakyat is the good guy hor? #
  • I hv an event at Sandy Bay which is across the road fm my home. It is too hot to walk, n yet too near to drive. How leh? #
  • Spoke to a school head this morn n he himself wasn't aware of the Std. 1, LINUS test until it landed.Edu Min obviously hv no proper planning #
  • RT @fahmi_fadzil: Najib just passed thru pekan KKB like the big boss that he is #P94 http://twitpic.com/1hx7az (looks like Hollywood celeb) #
  • U think if there are no 8,000 MCA members holding BN leaders by the balls in HS they wl give or not? http://bit.ly/bfB6xP #p94 #HS #
  • Raining, me zzz lor. 7am cover TgBungah Adun Bakau trees planting, 8am kid's sports day, 12 noon LGE event, 4 pm class, 6pm vasakhi. Piang! #
  • That fatimah woman is so busy, kesian, wonder got time to kencing or not. Oh wait, she/it beraks so much, no nid kencing #
  • RT @kalash_s: Uh oh. I'm attracting cybertroopers sbb add hashtag #p94 .. Sorry, anda semua tidak akan dilayan, iq anda terlalu rendah! #
  • Ish, I mean supporters. Kekeke #
  • Weird lah, BN cybertroopers cuma tau fitnah tapi PR indies supoorts express their excitement. Dun bliv? Look at #p94 and see the contrast. #
  • I knew ppl wl take the bait! What you see is not what others perceive, bodoh. #
  • I just learned a new thing 'externally focused church'. Anyone wants to tell me more? #
  • On berita just now, I can almost see Kamal & PM's halo with that kind of editing. I oso wanna follow edit likedat ….kekeke #p4 #HS #
  • Ironically I took only 30days maternity cos my boss cudt do w/o me. #
  • RT @cmlimguaneng: Just saw tun governor.He looks fine no fever n alert. New ICU in Pg Hosp impressive most uptodate jz opened 6 mths back. #
  • Kampung Buah Pala urge Hulu Selangor to vote Najib's 1Malaysia http://bit.ly/bhRQns #
  • Forcing self to wake fm nap to cover NUBE 90-days maternity leave for moms. *cannot open eyes, sleepy ler* #
  • I can't get over how my interview subject suddenly ran off my video frame over his Adun. Lilian oh Lilian…the things u do for CJ.MY #
  • Rarely CJ Lilian gets dumbfucked but she did this morn. Watch out for video. She is tasked to carry msg to Hulu Sgor #p94 to vote for 1Msia #
  • Reading abt Perak frogs who get rezeki pros has spoilt my appetite. #
  • Kg Buah Pala ex-residents urge Hulu Sgor to vote for Najib's 1Malaysia. Video later #p94 #
  • RT @zaidibrahim: We need ur support. Anak2 HuluSlgor, pulanglah hari ini, undilah utk perubahan 25April ini. Sama2 kita selamatkan Msia! #
  • RT @johnnyrempit: Tip jimat elektrik. Pukul 8 ke 8.30pm setiap hari, tutup tv anda. Nothing on anyway. Happy Earth Day! #P94 #HS #
  • Guan Eng on Gerakan & APCO – http://bit.ly/amnurb #
  • Is that what they teach you guys in Communication course? Kiss hands and huggles froggies? http://bit.ly/9IixYT #
  • BN really needs to hire better quality cybertroopers. The kind who enjoys stirring shits just for fun, like a bunch of us. Kekeke #
  • Revisiting Kampung Buah Pala at 11.00 am. Wonder what is happening to the 9? #
  • Cj fren, Shan made a video of Uthayakumar n the mock-up jail. Interesting, watch http://bit.ly/cqYwj8 #
  • Ok enuff of LGE's videos. 3 videos/day, wutudo. topik semasa wat. Frday I go see cows at KBP instead of LGE, ok? Sugu & gang PC at 11.30am #
  • Alan, Nathan & Kamal are the 3-1 person mah Utara, Selatan & Barat pun boleh vote….#p94 #HS #
  • And if you poor little kids want to know why, just ask me, I bring pic and ask him. Don't be a kid who kept pestering Mommy 5xmom, ok? #
  • Not tt I am defending LGE but u morons kept tagging me on FB w/o concrete arguments, wasting my time. I got more impt things like Farmville. #
  • What's so exciting abt tt photo, huh? For every 1 time u tag me, I can show u 10 videos I make with ppl. So, what's yr point exactly? #
  • U all BN cybertroopers really lame lah. Tt LGE pic in Balik Pulau empty hall, how many times tag me liao? Go dielah, I am not interested. #
  • RT @simtzetzin: @5xmom @kamalanathan claimed he is local boy. (this CJ video, ppl say never seen him before pun b4 http://bit.ly/d5yW1I ) #
  • http://tweetphoto.com/19458784 YB @simtzetzin, u mean he must be registered in HS? #p94 #HS Like this how? #
  • RT @simtzetzin: Shocking! Dr Xavier just revealed tt @Kamalanathan is pengundi Hantu in P62 Sungai Siput. Check for yourself 651018-10-6495 #
  • Yorrr…whyla our cj.my mike silver karer one? TV stations all orange Awani or black karer Bernama/NTV7. Shud I buy a pink sponge for it? #
  • RT @amuse_gueule: @MahfuzOmar (PAS Vice President and MP for Pokok Sena) joins TwitterJaya #P94 #HS (if u hvn't hear his ceramah, u shud) #
  • Now HS macam American Idol contest. Use negative psychology, everyone says they r losing to gain undi simpati. #p94 #HS Hope no more deaths #
  • Sei ler, dunno to cry or laugh, I suddenly got 15 paid posts to finish. Maybe I cry first, then laff my way to the bank. #
  • Kawan2 media, esok kampung buah pala ada PC kat kandang tu, 11.30 pagi by Sugu&co. Harap u all boleh pergi, I tak sempat, bawa kena anak #
  • Guys, you all better practise yr Para Para Sakura moves cos Penang is going to bloom in a few years http://youtu.be/DbJbwOO7ZTE #
  • Michelle Yeoh tadak anak pun lagi, expert ke dia nak pupuk reading habits amongst the young? http://bit.ly/b4wpwB #
  • Whoa!! All PR politicians jgn harap for yr 5 mins of fame on NTV7. http://bit.ly/9eLEci U only get on air if u messed up, ain't it? #
  • RT @yee0722: 12 Sebab Mengapa Kita Mesti Sokong Kamalanathan #p94 #HS http://bit.ly/9OPmGV #
  • RT @tonypua: Whoa! RT @mpkotabelud: U r dumber when u confine ur self to Mkini for news! Open ur eyes! (V were dumbest for52 yrs, now dumber #
  • This video made us CJs cried. http://bit.ly/8XcZUV No one cares abt them, not until PKR Sim becomes their Adun (ya, I bodek, so what?) #
  • Do you think these folks here care if Kamal grad fm CowOne? http://bit.ly/c40fhS I had seen many such faces in my CJ. All BN punya jasa tu #
  • RT @theancharn: RT @bongkersz: @mpkotabelud @Aisehman what social disturbance? (meaning dia punya social life kena curb lah tu…kekeke) #
  • You got ballz, Mr. Joshua Wong. Wish there are more of you.. http://bit.ly/bSz1ud #
  • LOL, some just added another name CowLan. #
  • Even if Kamal pandai mcm Einstein, baik mcm Gandhi, humble mcm Jesus..dia tetap bukan Msian 1st.Who cares,Cowan ke Cobweb ke CowOne #p94 #HS #
  • Leh….Even if Kamal pandai mcm Einstein, baik mcm Gandhi, humble mcm Jesus Christ…dia tetap bukan Malaysian first.So what!Cowan ke Cobweb #
  • http://tweetphoto.com/19425997 -Photo by TYLim taken fm Pg tourism site. This type of trees r going to be planted. http://bit.ly/bdEfjL #
  • Bukan the State gomen tak bagi kat depa, depa tu tak nak hirau. (just in case ppl misunderstand, nanti kata diskriminasi pulak) #
  • People can see their Aduns to get the trees for community planting. But if u r under BN UMNO Adun, go direct to Phee , Exco envinronment. #
  • The Penang State Gov is giving free to all Penangites the Sakura flowering trees. Thousands of them. Can u imagine when they bloom ? #
  • Kenapa BN cybertroopers suka sangat ambik gambaq2 org hensem2, cantik2 belaka jadi avatar ah? btw, FZ resides overseas one, less pesks #
  • I donโ€™t see it as an act of humility until he has to kneel down http://bit.ly/by6DDS (Wuah….speechless) #
  • DPM said Kamal goes arnd kissing elderly hands. HOI BN, get a helicopter, fly me to HS n let me video Kamal kiss. FOC, I no charge #p94 #
  • Ish, PM said Zaid is a reject. Habis yg katak2 P.Pinang, Perak & Kulim Kedah tu, ape? Jadi siapa yg makan reject banyak lagi? #p94 #HS #
  • Video : LGE on Hulu Sgor- Must win with dignity and honour http://bit.ly/aGjDKP #p94 #HS (i dun understand Mandarin one, ok? I shoot oni) #
  • Aku pikiaq belum by-election, beras dah habis makan, lupa kat KT, camna? Bang..bagilah secret recipe tempe tu. eleh, cincai lah…#P94 #HS #
  • RT @Pop_Wire: RT @fahmi_fadzil Spotted in Felda Soeharto: KhirToyo. w truckload of rice to give away #P94 #
  • Like who da fark cares abt Kamaruddin's cert lah. We just don't like BN. Period. #
  • PR MPs dapat gaji buta takpe. Yg lagi dahsyat tu, ada MPs yg dapat honeymoon, villa, Disney, bini, maciam2 adaaaaaa *aksi ala Aznil Nawawi* #
  • I wish all politicians can speak like YB Phee. He has this style of summing up things in few sentences, make video editing a breeze. Sharp #
  • Penang launched the 1-tree1-Msian mooted by Najib but UMNO Aduns tarak tunjuk batang hidung pun. I love YB Phee's retort! Wait for my video #
  • RT @tonypua: Mindef wil pay RM8b buy 257 untestd armord vehicles or RM31m ea but US LAV III cost only RM9.9m! http://bit.ly/bmkeWb #
  • RT @jasonleong: Anwar wrong when he said PM Najib "melutut" to Obama. That's crab n Anwar knows it. (It's craP, not ketam lah) #
  • If u look closely, Ahmad Ismail and PCM Huan Cheng Guan look like braders likedat lah. Both also kena suspended…but… #
  • Haih..some people just never learn. You can teach them a million times n they are dog stubborn. Waste oxygen nia. #
  • Let's see..I wl make video of LGE on Hulu Sgor in Mandarin, APCO/Zionist, tembak Gerakan & 26 million trees, in 4 videos. Or ppl confuse #
  • Nak Obama magic? Cat muka hitam sikit…kerinting rambut, cap gigi putih sikit, buang misai…pergi lasik mata #
  • Plus how many times beruk2 pergi bakar bendera kat duta besar opis? Now they spend RM77M to improve image. And thats OUR money! *roll eyes* #
  • I remember during Tun M's time, they had this mass signature protest even in supermarkets against Americans. Now, they apply majik cap US. #
  • PC today LGE tok abt Apco, zionist, HS, Gerakan, 26million trees. Now how to edit? #
  • You can tell 100 kids who r in year 1 (7 yrs old) to do something but only 20% geddit. Teachers ought to learn to speak Ingrish, ya know? #
  • The rising sun was soooo beautiful this morning. Hope you catch it. It's like Japan's flag likedat. #
  • http://tweetphoto.com/19343740 – Luv this pic , but organiser & RELA pissed me off so tarak video for them. #
  • Nite world! Going to some 26m trees event, but more to dig what CM has to say abt by-election, Gerakan., MCA…(Signed : Lilian Goebbels) #
  • RT @kiefwong: Surplus have to explain but deficit 270m just silently hide n shut his mouth. How nice the dr teng logical thinking #
  • New blog post: The other side of Komtar http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/04/22/the-other-side-of-komtar/ #
  • Don't laugh too hard, ok? What would Zaid hold? Facebook group. http://bit.ly/dkMGOw (I almost laff till I pee-ed) #
  • LGE tweet: mca shld answer why announced by Nazri when he is not transp minister? (Cos MCA boh-hoot, boh-lat, boh-sia kekeke) #
  • Our PM has reduced himself to Desperate Housewives โ€œI know everything… even up to (the opposition's) underwear,โ€ http://bit.ly/9ui0Aq #
  • Qted -Najib was preaching to the choir. โ€œUtusan Malaysia should be here -unquote- I love you pastors/priests! #
  • Tks & praise the Lord tt His holy men are not easily dikerbaukan and remain domba Tuhan with an attitude. http://bit.ly/9IHKa9 Booyeah! #
  • RT @johnnyrempit: Cepat! Tutup tv. Berita coming up! #p94 (good idea LOL) #
  • Some of our politicians 'chan hai mou lou, ngong kui, ching kak, pei phei, chou yong, yeh man, kham sau" #
  • LOL, my little boy was standing next to me and he tried to pronounce some name and said, Kamekamehaaaa #
  • Just looking at his hand gesture during his ceramah, I feel like slapping him already! HOI, tak synchronize lah. You are a lousy speaker. #
  • Kamalanathan minum air suam saja http://bit.ly/abKnFy Yalah, like we are sooo impressed. Bodoh punya argument. #
  • Jengjengjeng, here comes the clown with his kotak rahsia like every by-elections. http://bit.ly/bXF54a I love by-elections, entertaining. #
  • My video on a young man who wants to – Rebranding coconuts http://youtu.be/AD17D_27aww (go try his coconut jelly, unique!) #
  • Our DPM is godlier than God Himself. God loves sinners n forgives sins when we repent. DPM doesn't, smoking n drinking send u to his hell. #
  • LOL, joke of the day …neurosurgeon made this closing remark:"Vote for encik Kamaruddin". Kamaruddinathan eh? #
  • Can I vote him to be world greatest moron? http://bit.ly/aYlbAy Please?..arrggh…can die, how did our country earns a leader like dis? #
  • Now Hulu Sgor is beginning to sound like the woman caught in adultery.."Kamalanathan doesn't smoke. He doesn't drink," said Muhyiddin #
  • Kecian ………….. KT & gang ludah ke langit, terpelanting kat KJ & gang pulak. Stupid lah, why u all tok abt alcohol hari2, mabuk kah? #
  • Aisay lu Kamal, lu mau cakiap maciam itu Kennedy pulak kah? Ori sikit lah. #
  • Ok out of Hulu Selangor amusement park, back to the real world of driving in the hot sun.. #
  • RT @limkitsiang: Is there ulterior motive in "alcohol" attack on Zaid 2target higher Umno leaders like Hisham n even PM? (I said this ystdy! #
  • Aha! The crazy cybertrooper who types in point forms is busy Twittering for her/his/monyet punya master..Amazing… #
  • HOI, Kamal, let me see you kisses every hands of all the Hulu Sgor elderly folks first. Dun tok kok lah. http://bit.ly/9bK76z #p94 #HS #
  • HOI, Ng Yen Yen, I am Chinese but I don't need old lady like u to tell me who to support lah, tiu! #nyy #WeAreChinese #fb KNNCCB,Niamah #
  • RT @skpang: @5xmom @limkitsiang asked UMNO's teetotallers to stand up http://bit.ly/cquzIk http://bit.ly/d9GsXq http://bit.ly/caXfym #
  • RT @limkitsiang: Ppl unanimous condemn Transport Minister OngTeeKeat 4Road Transport Bill 2increase traffic summons from RM300 to 1k #
  • When I look at my photos in PICASA albums, I know I hv lived a good life, full of meaning and I thank God for His blessings. #
  • Hari tu cium tangan. Bila big boss balik dari honeymoon, entah2 cium kaki kah, cium buntut big boss ya? #p94 #HS #
  • Eh, kengkawan, I think I nak pergi beli baju kurung. Kat mana murah, besar dan stylo? Manatau, ada datuk2 UMNO kut kut minat, dapat tanah. #
  • The opening of selebriti chef…Ini lengkuas, daun limau purut…oh cibai..(lengkuas jatuh) #
  • Selebriti Chef Lilian dah pun masak tomyam putih. Sedap……minggu depan jumpa lagi…kekekeek Uweekkkkkk #
  • Lilian is psyching self to go pretend to be a cook show host in her own kitchen, filming self, speaking BM, cooking white tomyam. Gilaler #
  • UMNO did grave mistake. Tried to octracise Zaid, they opened the floodgate for everyone to taunt them. Next time, think of big picture. #
  • RT @limkitsiang: In Parl challenge Umno whthr dare declare they never drank in past? Nobody dare stand up(like Jesus likedat, kekeke) #
  • New blog post: Vote for best citizen journalist video http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/04/20/vote-for-best-citizen-journalist-video/ #
  • RT @cmlimguaneng: Look ahead to brighter cleaner n greener Pg (CM, keep the urban park hope alive, ok? http://bit.ly/d8dKKR I know u wud ) #
  • Tell u seriously, poor ppl dun care who the leader is. They need the comfort of real human touches, PR send yr troops to HS. #HS #p94 #
  • In HS, Indian n Chinese votes r pretty much PR. For Malay votes , PR get all yr ppl to them. They dun care who but they know kindness. #
  • BN cybertroopers only know how to spew old histories. Engage them in debates, they cabut lari. Means, otak tarak, cuma copy&paste #p94 #HS #
  • BN cybertroopers are usually disguised as women, using pretty avatar. Don't refer to them as female, panggil monyet je..cukup. #p94 #HS #
  • Under Koh Tsu Koon, they wanted to leave Komtar to die n move to Bayan Mutiara. http://bit.ly/d8dKKR Now PR is going to make it vibrant #
  • Excuse me, but can we get more Tweets on what PR n BN going to do for the rakyats of HS? Oh wait, they r not important to u all. #p94 #HS #
  • New blog post: I think our Education Minister did not make a very smart move http://bit.ly/9bO593 #
  • Today all 7 yrs old in my kid's skool r segregated by their 'smartness'. I think it is NOT smart of our Edu. Min. to put them thru this. #
  • RT @cmlimguaneng: CAT gov at work-MPPP largest surplus in hist RM48m.(When u put accountant at work, this is what we rakyat get. Surplus) #
  • OMG, Google citizen journalism and tell me what you get? http://bit.ly/9XpQN2 SeanAng,Maran & Shuf will be so proud. Kekeke I rocks! #
  • Ironically ppl who accepted prostitutes as rezeki and married man who blatantly/repeatedly cheats are not as sinful…Truly 1Moral we have #
  • Who knows, the alcohol strategy is prolly a work within to smear their own leaders in the process. See who are implicated now? #p94 #HS #
  • BN leaders are very polite and humble. #praiseBN #p94 #HS (sharing photo fm Facebook nia) http://tweetphoto.com/19151936 #
  • Selamat malam, dunia Twitter. The world doesn't revolve arnd Hulu Sgor, you know? Go watch some porn or something, ok? #
  • Tweeple – Can you go to this Malaysiakini/cj.my and vote for our citizen journalists videos? http://bit.ly/bdcv7g (mine is last one, 9-day) #
  • When I look at the reporters' age, I freaked out cos I am twice their age. When I look at the CJs age, I hepi cos I am still young. Muahaha #
  • Kamal wl b the ONE true 1Malaysian. He is now a Malayindian! Hidup, hidup….Perkasam lurves you Kamal! #p94 #HS #
  • Kamal wl b the ONE true 1Malaysian. He is now a Malayindian! Hidup, hidup….Perkasam lurves you Kamal! #
  • If politicians love to serve so much, go be a pastor/wateva or join the Lions Club lah. #
  • U know what? Some politicians tok abt serving but what it means is them being served. Most r just tok-king kok. #
  • MPH so many books on how to use Twitters. Idiots! Whoever buy is idioter.Those believe it can make money, deserved to get con -Idiotest #
  • Frankly,kampung folks in Hulu Selangor do not care/do not know what BN and PR are. They r prolly loyalist, pangkah the same thing always #
  • The other side of Komtar http://bit.ly/bebWsj Dirty canal, ruins, dipilated bldgs..Komtar 5-phase project started 1972 n not complete yet #
  • Oh yes, my 7 yrs old had finished reading The Little Prince but I hvn't start. (during our saikoloji kelas, v were asked to read tt book) #
  • Haih, kena heret pegi Popular beli komik Pokemon, RM15.90 satu. Regret I intro to 7yo kid. By the time he finished, I wud be 30×15.90 poorer #
  • Wow, the man who is so racist, hv maids honeymoon in Disney, eat tempe wanna cast the first stone. Speechless at the hypocrisies. #
  • RT @mahyuni: Dear Bee-Enn: You got more monies, getlah ppl with better Photoshop skills. I can train a monkey to do better superimposition. #
  • Shit, so many typo errors. My laptop wanna letup due to overheating, using N97 #
  • I wonder how many more opportunists r hidinh, waiting for fat wroms? Pegi berambus such politicians #
  • Video filming n editing is actually quite easy. U cari one mangsa, one hero, one negative side, one positive side, and u got a story. #
  • New blog post: Learning to be thankful like Makcik Nur http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/04/19/learning-to-be-thankful-like-makcik-nur/ #
  • RT @cmlimguaneng: One week 2day since started tweeting Still trying to get d hang of it I'll stay true to tweeter No twitlonger 4 me #
  • I told Makcik Nur it is already an honour for us tt she lets us visit her home and get to know her n we need no more hospitality than tt. #
  • Jimmy & I stayed back to accept a cup of kopi-o bcos Makcik Nur felt bad tt she can't offer cold drinks for all the media & CM entourage. #
  • Unlike tt kopitiam owner who kept the cup the PM drank from. Tt is like oh so bodek sampai langit, no? #
  • Nicest abt this video is Makcik Nur didn't care that is the @cmlimguaneng in her hse. She just knows he is nice. http://bit.ly/9APRqC #
  • BN leaders are all so big hearted. PM brings Indies to honeymoon, no one makes any noise. #praiseBN #
  • Moronic cybertroopers they hire r so moronic, ask same Q 'As MP/Adun, wut u do?' Hoi, creative a bit lah, boring la. Learn fm us independnts #
  • Entah nak pergi sibok kat Dewan ke…tidur kat rumah…Apamaciam, pergi tak pergi? Malas nak pakai lounge suit, siapa nak derma baju kurung? #
  • BN is very nice. They believe in gender equality n give Hee Shit Foong the same honour. Hidup, hidup! kekekeke #praiseBN #
  • Who said Lim Guan Eng sounds like Chef Wan? You know what? I think I agree with you this time.(someone tweeted before, not I say one) #
  • Volunteers picked up 51 condoms, 128 diapers, 222 tampons(means women hv period more than sex?) #
  • BN has kind, thoughtful female minister who extended condolences wishes in advance. #praiseBN #
  • BN has nice n clear cut policies. They abandoned poor folks, stopped giving them rice the moment they stop being Pg State Gov. #praiseBN #
  • I thank God for the gift of having wonderful strangers liking me enuff to kiss me. May God bless these elderly folks with great joy in them #
  • Happiest things today is I got kissed 3times. Twice in church, once at the house I visited.Hug makcik before leaving n she peck my cheeks. #
  • BN is so good bcos they accepts all party kataks…Yay to BN #praiseBN (If u dun hv sarcasm in yr vocab, pls dun read my tweets) #
  • RT @skthew: You out of touch ler. This yr the farkin edu min. dept gave all 7 yrs old, irrespective of Keb or Chinese the same exam! #
  • Fm Anwar bahasa baku nonsence to current TSM sports konon… #
  • Dun mean to be rude but each time we change Edu Min, our kids get treated like guinea pigs. Had been mom for 20 yrs, u can't argue with me #
  • 7 yrs old only, their zeal for studying is killed by not being 'good enough' for the system. #
  • the poor kid is worried he wont b in same class with his best fren, Indian boy.Sad, isn't it? Our stupid school system made my kid stressed #
  • My 7yr tells me he is going to be segregate to diff class tomolo based on exam result. He gets 100 for Scinc, 96Eng, 92Maths n 86BM. Yet… #
  • "Love with an agenda" – Something I learned fm church this morn. Today's theme is Jesus at the shore. Wish I hv time to write long2 post #
  • One more thing – When corporate companies want media presence at VIP events, freaking prepare some parking for us, doh. (the obnoxious CJ) #
  • I hv video editing to last me a lifetime, so must prioritise…All interesting, n not all LGE-related (in case Gerakan wanna snide remarks) #
  • RT @stumpbo: @5xmom whenever u mentioned CM, i always read it as CB … LOL!! (OMG, if PM, mah jadi PKMak lor?) #
  • Saya difahamkan bhw UMNO menarik balik pemberian beras kpd keluarga papa kedana krn PR jadi kerajaan.Beras tu nak tolong org atau politik? #
  • CM talked Twitter to the Twitter queen. Told him, "There r plenty of those cybertroopers, damn annoying ppl, just ignore them hor?" Heh. ๐Ÿ™‚ #
  • Datin Zaid is one cool wife! http://bit.ly/cYH3Hc #
  • RT @tianchua: I cited the story of Jerricho to urge people to be brave to do & speak the truth, God shall award us miracle. #
  • CJ Lilian is going to brave the jam, hot sun, humid day to go CJ. My fav. topic – poverty, disablity, people who needs a voice & more help #
  • I have voted in Bayan Lepas n Pantai Jerjak in 3-4 elections. Now Air Putih. Check yrs http://bit.ly/aK1DpU to see if u bcome pengundi hantu #
  • If I ever find out SPR moved me out, I wl go n burn their building down, bitch slap their ppl…BTW, I am a voter of DUN AirPutih since 2009 #
  • BN leaders r so honest, they pay their loans. #praiseBN http://bit.ly/dg2iHk #
  • More rmndr for PR – Tell those event mgmnt companies, do away with those stupid dble std of decorations, like plastic chairs vs gold ribbons #
  • A cynic remindr to pr (public relatn) – Stop the obscenity of using Star Wars/Twilight zone music to greet PR leaders, also over the top. #
  • A gentle remindr to Pakatan Rakyat leaders – Giant, mock-up cheques r ugly & vulgar, pls don't go the BN way of using them so often. #
  • Shit, I mean the freakin jam. Everyone, go take a nap. #
  • Why Penang, especially Greenlane? Every1, stay home, clear roads for me. #
  • For @zaidibrahim fans, here is one video of him when he was in Penang http://bit.ly/b6432e (feel free to watch ALL my videos on Youtube) #hs #
  • Sunday morn, Gurney clean up fm 6.30am, Mt Miriam food fair at 10am, hope some CJs wl cover these 2 events. I got to cover Jesus Christ ๐Ÿ™‚ #
  • RT @leowbh: Bayan Baru flash flood (CJ Jimmy, come help me! Ask Adun of Airputih to solve my Lumba Kuda area too, I like a hse there but..) #
  • LOL kala oredi cfm Samy practised favouritism, aint it? "If I was related t I wud b somebody the moment I became a party member. " #
  • http://twitpic.com/1g99yl – My niece baked bOObs cake for my nephew 36 bday #
  • It is hard to be mom, wanting to be good Catholic, aunt, citizen all in one. But hey, I am the formidable, multi-personality Chan Lilian! #
  • Teik Seng chuchar boss said heritage people si peh luan (fussy). Nice new rest though. #
  • Am bringing peanut butter cheesecake for HS meeting.HS = Holy Spirit.. My #1 son is baking cakes for his catechism class teachers! #
  • Tks God for insurance. My #2 son bike accident/1 nite hosp at Gleneagles/4-stitch on knee costs RM3,000+ but we are paying only RM12. #
  • BN is so nice and interesting. With BN, I don't need to subscribe to HBO #praiseBN #
  • Editing The Other Side of Komtar & wondering how to creative editing (like Gerakan supporter accuse I do)to make NWA hensem like Moses Chan #
  • BN politicians hairstyles are so fashionable #praiseBN #
  • Ooo..bad strategy, Mr. Kamala. Dismissing Hindraf in an Indian community wl kill yr votes a lot. A hell lot. Wanna hire me to b yr CJ?keke #
  • Just notice BN cybertrooper who type in point forms was flwing me on Twitter though I had blocked her/him/it on FB. Shud I be flattered? #
  • Why Gerakan relegate themselves to pick PKR sampah? Don't they hv more important things to do like getting us voters to respect them again? #
  • Now, they go ride on tractor/excavator, korek lubang konon nak bina sikola cina. Pi tanam lu sindili lagi bagui lah. Kekeke #
  • You ingat kita ni tadak hotak kah? Tiap2 hari mau tipu kita macam bebudak. For so many decades, neglect vernacular/missionary skools, now? #
  • I am not fm Hulu Sgor but I am so sick of DPM telling ppl, 'this has nothing to do with erection, it has been planned' Like doh… #
  • RT @jasonleong: DPM's gotta lighten up a bit in his speech-a little on the heavy side, but intellectual. (oh wow..intellectual…wow…) #
  • Do u feel it weird tt while we are having a huge buy erection, the leader seems to be on honeymoon? Evading bearing the shits if they lose? #
  • It is baking night at the 5xmom & son's team. Shortbread like this one http://bit.ly/cXzbGS Peanut butter cheesecake & durian crepe #
  • Am going out to buy ingredients for cheesecakes and durian crepes. But thunder & lightning pulak. #
  • Why does BN gov give double-std $$$ contribtn to schools? We pay same amt of taxes or maybe even more.Students r smarter sometimes. #
  • Folks, do u long to see @khairykj and @cmlimguaneng berdebat on Twitterville? Can imagine LGE says, Lihat cermin dulu http://bit.ly/9eFkcz #
  • RT @Khairykj: @scheekeong U r being most unfair.BN gives assistance. By-elections or not. (tt's social responsibility, we pay taxes, u noe) #
  • RT @anthraxxxx: @5xmom Our DPM needs your service to make him look really good lah (can lah, give him my number, anytime LOL) #
  • "Some Journalist wl ensure LGE image is protected by creative editing!!" (Gerakan supporter said. I must go teach 'creative editing' to CJs) #
  • Then, 1Malaysia doesn't need RM76M, just a bunch of CJs LOL. #
  • Or give the PM the bubbliness of Chef Wan or Aznil Nawawi. Kekeke #
  • And I wud give KTK a much more handsome face to go with that deep, soothing voice of his lah! LOL #
  • 1 asshole claims I edit my videos 2 make LGE looks good.KNN,if I can do tt, Samy Vellu wud hire me to give him MGR hair n Queen's English. #
  • After all the peacock strut by stand-in, stand-up comedians, if they lose Hulu Selangor, they will hv to hide their heads like ostriches. #
  • New blog post: "Old man drives old car" http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/04/16/old-man-drives-old-car/ #
  • I am Chinese woman and we Chinese women r damn conniving, more than Samy Vellu, n I can just feel the icy cold warning fm DPM he is d boss. #
  • I hp our Indian frens, especially MIC and HRP realise tt DPM is sending subtle msg thru the jokes tt he has power over all Indians' fate? #
  • Jumaat yg cukup tensen sekali. Dua2 kereta tadak petrol, lupa dompet, lupa telefon, lapar tadak $ makan, duit syiling utk bayar parkir… #
  • Sykt RM2, Zahrain, BJCC dan @cmlimguaneng http://bit.ly/a5Wf1q #
  • "The moment I wake up, I see (MIC president S) Samy Vellu," he(DPM) said -Like this video http://bit.ly/13JJIG #
  • is sitting here n pondering how to fit in the words 'RM2 company' 'zahrain' and LGE in a title of not more than 5 words. #
  • Denial is the loudest admission, so says the wise 5xmom. DPM says he aint no racist. http://bit.ly/9ubnDp #
  • You gotta watch the last few split secs when samy and kamalanathan hold hands. http://bit.ly/913YWh And our ex-CM wuz dere too #
  • am staring a photo of semi value n wonder n wonder n wonder if he n Mrs. Rose Mah go to the same shop? Brader, centre parting sikit, boleh? #
  • And some are carrying balls, especially @cmlimguaneng by bodek-king CM on Twitter openly, regularly. Political party ppl r scary shits #
  • Last nite I said, tonite I repeat .Some party members (rgdless wat party) are just freakin fanatic, scary shits n do more damages than help #
  • Citizen journalists are citizens 1st. Humble,nvr get in the way of journalist, photographer & videographer.Dun b superhero or juruaudit doh #
  • "The news media still live at their own racial cocoon." (YB Wong Hon Wai said cos non-Tamil media didn't attend except cj.my n guangming) #
  • I thot I read wrongly, email said program anak angkat. Turns out the 'anak' is the airport roundabout. Haih..nvmlah, my hometown, cincai. #
  • I go kacau Prangin Canal, took video ask YB what's the plan there. Tomolo itu YB call press con. Dunno coincidence or sked of me. Kekeke #
  • http://twitpic.com/1fqsk3#
  • New blog post: My selected video http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/04/15/my-selected-video/ #
  • I guess our dear Chinese leader had made us world famous plus he prolly dispel the myth about Chinese men being erm..you know… #
  • LOL Porno film at Taman Negara. Malaysia Boleh! http://bit.ly/df20ZH (dunno to laff or cry) #
  • RT @limkitsiang: I stood up 2protest MIC/BN politicians acting like lembu which could be traded at market place (tt's why I adore LKS LOL) #
  • Aparahhh..BN, belum pilih calon dah nak bergaduh ni. Nak yg muda lah, nak yg bangsa ni lah, nak yg tu lah..Last-last? Sama jugaa….. #
  • http://twitpic.com/1fnr11 – Breakfast #
  • RT @STUMPBO: @5xmom which cybertroopers had stepped on ur toes, si nai? *on fb, i banned them all muahahaharrrrr #
  • I also abhor, dislike,hate,detest,sipeh tulan those cybertroopers who got no stylo-mylo one. Wanna win? Try the middle grounds lah. Bodoh. #
  • OK, I repeat.I dun like political parties' members. They r scary shits, too fanatic for comfort. But I adore LKS and LGE. (nah, enuff?) #
  • New blog post: Penang Bridge toll issue http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/04/15/penang-bridge-toll-issue/ #
  • Arrgh..I so wanna go and get Chinese vox-pops (opinions) in Hulu Selangor. Someone pls fly/drive/bawa beca bring me there cos MCA lansi. #
  • You know why Glee is so popular? Cos the world is actually full of ugly people and we can connect with at least one character in there. #
  • http://tweetphoto.com/18398612 Dilapilated buildings along Leboh Tek Soon, i.e. next to Komtar & 1st Avenue (a new shopping mall) #
  • YBs NgWA & ChowKY gotta tell us why this http://tweetphoto.com/18398612 is next to gleaming 1st Avenue n Komtar. Tourist attractions? #
  • If I dare to say out loud, I admire Uthaya a lot, and really hope he will get chummy with Pakatan to get better/stronger deals for Indians. #
  • OMG, Ramasamy vs Uthaya is more interesting than American Idol. http://bit.ly/9eWWCN Kekeke. #
  • Care to tell me how a datuk kong tiny pondok ended up in the middle of the road? I know abt religious tolerance but that is an eyesore, ok? #
  • Also got a bunch of dilapidated bldgs photos vs gleaming 1Avenue. Love the ruins in Georgetwn but some YB better respond to my email fast. #
  • I mixed up date for YB Wong's event but I ended up interview a young Indian chap who loves Penang & Malaysiakini. Enterprsing Joez, i.e. #
  • I looked thru the videos I had done and I think I produced at least 40% Indian issues,50% LGE related and 10% & lain-lain. Bollywood hiring? #
  • This video nice or not, jek? http://bit.ly/cl4Bs3 #
  • New blog post: The bored housewife http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/04/14/the-bored-housewife/ #
  • Why Star quote Malaysiakini when it was MalaysianInsider who posted the article on 'small fry' first? Arent media suppose to be discreet? #
  • But I thought I read it on MI first, ok? http://bit.ly/bibVSm #
  • Semi value talks like he is a virgin politician likedat. KNN http://bit.ly/b0blZB #
  • Amusing tt a PC by DPM has no audio or video recording of the small fry comment. R all the media going to allow politicians to rub shit? #
  • Mr. Rain, where are you, Mr. Rain? Why so many Mr. Mosquitoes kiss me when Mr. Rain stop coming by? I hate this weather! #
  • A gud story by Ian McIntrye http://bit.ly/bXD8jX . I had also featured part of the Muslim graves problems here http://bit.ly/97M3c6 #
  • Repeat – @cmlimguaneng on Twitter. Video with him http://bit.ly/chIUbj today. Wanna know how his hair remains so shiny and neat? Watch! #
  • So much for those 'local boys' make better politicians. KTK also Penang lang mah…..you geddit? #
  • Kecian muka MP saya yg kena conteng. Wakakaka… http://twitpic.com/1faibp #
  • This poor mom has to teach her 4th son the St.Xavier 'Alma Mater's Call' for the 4×100 time. Now I can sing better than most ex-Xaverians. #
  • http://twitpic.com/1faf5q – Testing twitpic #
  • New media won the big boys Pulitzer prize. http://bit.ly/cGvUTZ Yes to online media, yes to citizen journalism who contributes too #
  • RT @cmlimguaneng: When no longer CM I will just put an 'x' in front. Will be one of the Xmen then! #
  • I passed by Bayan Baru n took a photo of muka Zahrain kena conteng poster. Almost wanted to get down n do vox-pop, 'Anda rindu Zahrain?' #
  • Hello!!! Twitterville! CJ Lilian aka @5xmom has stalked @cmlimguangengn n asked him about his first day at Twitterville. Wait for my video. #
  • New blog post: Name me a video by me which you remem… http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/04/13/name-me-a-video-by-me-which-you-remember-most/ #
  • Oh wait, nagging wives too. We got to bear the expenses for all these shits? Really? #
  • U know our country is farked when they use taxpayers money to teach married couples how to fark properly. http://bit.ly/9YtqYL #
  • If I am the PM, I wl remove my deputy bcos it is like my 2 steps fwd n he caused 10 steps back. Serious, Mr. PM, listen to us. #
  • Under @cmlimguaneng 's admin. the 2 councils in Pg MPPP & MPSP went on lots of (drastic) cost cutting measures like corporate companies. #
  • The opulent buildings of MPSP of the (previous government) – video here http://youtu.be/wnno9MJn8Ww (U got Istana Zakaria, v got MPSP, u noe #
  • All u properties ppl out there. Penang, condo, budget RM400+K, dunwan jelutong area, nearer to town, old/new nvm, mana mau cari? #
  • We need more Mujahid, not Mu….(you know who) http://bit.ly/9Io2oA #
  • And I wont be surprised if they spend more on rubber gloves & cotton wools than disease research too http://bit.ly/ddYEsm #
  • Welcome to 1Malaysia where v spend a miserly RM10M on disease research but twice the amounts on shoes. Makes u wonder who manages OUR $$$ #
  • RT @cmlimguaneng: BTW I don't use brylcreem sorry (the mystery is out, peoples!) #
  • New blog post: I so love this video – Walk for Sight 2010 http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/04/12/i-so-love-this-video-walk-for-sight-2010/ #
  • LOL, @cmlimguaneng kuat Twittering. #yorais kata ini budaya barat…bahaya dan tak sesuai untuk kita #
  • Penang's hidden heritage: http://bit.ly/9BoxJd – Yay! @cmlimguaneng just tweet tt the state is calling for tender for Crag Hotel. #
  • RT @scheekeong: @5xmom @cmlimguaneng — betul keh CM kita? (nanti esok saya tanya, shud b cos last nite CPO pun dah kuat IT, CM pun kenala) #
  • Faster..go add @cmlimguaneng to your Twitter! YB @simtzetzin (fastter, faster kekeke) #
  • RT @cmlimguaneng: My 1st twit. Resolved RM40m bkt jambul golf resort tender which was subject of an attempt to hijack to a RM2 co. Dtls ltr. #
  • Gerakan Penang loves to pick on newspapers articles to pick on LGE n PR. Wonder why they nvr comment abt this? http://bit.ly/9Wecv5 #
  • Am still figuring out if PM wanted to emulate CM CAT tender n got bombed by loopholes: Yellow Submarine-Beatles http://youtu.be/ODNVo1o7w8M #
  • "Mommy! When I grow up, I want to be in the army! I get to eat good foods and wear Pradas." Cita-cita saya : Askarrrrr #
  • I can't get this song out of my mind after I learned what good foods and what good shoes our army has. In the navy http://bit.ly/G6crF #
  • RT @cmlimguaneng: Test (CM, what comes after test? *grins*) #
  • Pakatan leaders..remember..never, ever say 'BN also got do mah, we only follow'. We didnt vote a BN replacement, ok? http://bit.ly/aqFaT9 #
  • RT @skthew: @5xmom Oi, this Satuday coming to HS? Follow LGE's car la, boot quite big. (u ask LGE bring me, I no charge video filming one) #
  • Sometimes morons r godsent. Pakatan Rakyat is going to blew up the small fry comment in Hulu Sgor n Sibu till commentor's arse is fried. #
  • It is puzzling how in a country with 27.5 million people, we have a moron to lead us. #
  • Komen TPM yg merujuk kpd agama lain sebagai 'small fry' http://bit.ly/cYXQPu hanya mencerminkan professionalisma beliau. #
  • Will Barisan Nasional stop their childish 'Guess Who' game abt Hulu Selangor? Doh..do we look like we care? Boring…..next… #
  • Where did the 'small fry' term appeared? I'd love to go to all the small fries n video their responses if there is proof. #
  • So far, the most interesting tweets fm politician category is @khairykj. the most boringest one is of cuz our PM, so fake nia #
  • RT @skthew: @5xmom Cannot add one. ๐Ÿ™ (yalor, I wl ask CM personally, either do it seriously like LKS or don't get his staffs to meddle) #
  • Anyway…add @cmlimguaneng to your Twitter lah. #
  • I don't believe it is @cmlimguaneng twitting personally.But @limkitsiang, yes, he's da man..CM last nite kena cabar cos CPO pun ada Facebook #
  • Imagine walking blindfolded? 2,4000 people walked for the — St. Nicholas' Home – Walk for Sight 2010 http://youtu.be/waBpoNONiU0 #
  • New blog post: The full cup danger http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/04/11/the-full-cup-danger/ #
  • Except for @khairykj, all the tweets on Malaysiakini are fm Pakatan Rakyat. #yorais bila pulak nak main Twitter? Comm. Min pulak tu #
  • Who is participating/sponsoring the walk for St. Nicholas tomorrow morning? I'll be there. Ppl wl walk blindfolded to raise funds. #
  • It is disgusting n very unprofessional how a certain English MSM editor picks unknown/anon. blogs to defend certain pol party. Pariah lah. #
  • I told Jimmy, I know when they start, when they end, any content in between I don't understand, never mind one. #
  • CJ Lilian who can't speak Mandarin very well is probably going to cover an all Mandarin PC tomorrow. God saves me kekekeke. #
  • Hindraf/HRP is/are having a serious identity crisis/crises. http://bit.ly/a8MwZg Please make up your mind/minds, thank you. #
  • The Untold Story of Lim Guan Eng by Wong Ho Leng http://bit.ly/9ZtyZa #
  • New blog post: Romance on the hill http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/04/10/romance-on-the-hill/ #
  • RT @limkitsiang: In Parliament asked 4accountability 4millions ringgit 4BN cybertroopers Will tolerate them 2provide comic relief #
  • One overgrown old boy pacifying anthr overgrown apek. http://bit.ly/d5guVw Moral of story -Old men can be pain in the arse, most of the time #
  • Oh wait, I want to be the Queen of Hearts, send all those who pissed me with 'Off with their heads!' Excuse me, I gotta grow bigger hair. #
  • If I am Mayor of Penang, I will turn the island as perfect as my Farmville. *breaks into a hyena screeching laughter* #
  • It'll be nice to turn the place into a boutique hotel but tree huggers wl probably foam in the mouth – http://youtu.be/30noG784X44 #
  • New blog post: Die white or dye black? http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/04/09/die-white-or-dye-black/ #
  • RT @staronline: Nazri defends decision of 2 Independent MPs on PMโ€™s US trip http://bit.ly/aHZqV4 #
  • Dia telah jadi bellboy. HOI, cilaka, kita orang undi you jadi suara kami, bukan angkat beg dan hidu kentut lah. #
  • Whoa…Sharizat does hv a lot of hate videos on Youtube. *add one more* LGE : Jangan mulut tempayan, Sharizat http://youtu.be/BBvCfFpziqU #
  • Penangites are best at wasting water cos its cheap? — World Water Day 2010 – Penang, Malaysia http://youtu.be/jANnuv9f9zI #
  • A simple yet touching video where citizen journalism shines through We are the world – http://youtu.be/mwZ3wIp_95A #
  • New blog post: Man, mankind and their manhood http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/04/08/man-mankind-and-their-manhood/ #
  • Penang better bodek Kedah n make sure they r in PR cos 80% of Penang raw water comes from Kedah. Otherwise, v all die of thirst. #
  • Barisan Nasional, please get Semi Value to campaign more often. The people lurveeeee him. You all sure win one, donch werry k? #
  • And the asshole is not even Malay! Come on! Yam goong lor, lei oi ngo mai kerng pei lei so, sohai?(wanna me buy mirror for u?) #
  • โ€œWhen this country was formed, there was only 1 race.And this fact has to b respected, you have to respect us (Malays) for tt,โ€ (speechless) #
  • Here http://bit.ly/ba5B7d #
  • "as youth chief, can order the sabotage of all the ceramahs in this area but we do not do it because we have morals " #
  • Usually, Like all the slime balls in the world procreate fast. Like how one political party procreate NGOs to fool the people. NGO my arse #
  • It is sickening tt Utusan ask BN to employ cybertroopers. http://bit.ly/b7CFpw Now they admit they hv morons whose shits hit them back. #
  • RM100: Shahrizat tawar takziah pada warga emas http://bit.ly/atCOFE Lim Guan Eng kata mulut tempayan. Bila isu ni nak habis? #
  • The Pengarah of Jabatan Kaji Cuaca gives a briefing on tsunami — Penang Tsunami Alert http://youtu.be/jIR3lrenRcE #
  • Check this video out — Phee : Barisan Nasional misused welfare funds for parties' interest http://youtu.be/uEnrRE2fpXM #
  • We know we r farked when our dear PM Najib needs to state tt we hv a place in the sun AFTER 52 yrs of independence. Farked, I tell you. #
  • RT @tonypua: MP lounge stinks of ciggies, shud hve proper smoking room instd of smokg in open area (YB take pikchas, bad examples eh?) #
  • Tree huggers ought to stay on trees, eat grubs and Hakuna Matata http://www.malaysiak ini.com/news/128422 http://bit.ly/cU9n8O Kekeke #
  • Me thinks Matthias Chang is going thru second childhood n is acting like a spoilt brat denied off his lollipop. Fast till hospitalised, wtf? #
  • In Malaysia, we will pour in millions and billions just to get a name, never mind tt the people are not professional enuff for international #
  • Eg, Engineers who will say AFTER losing a race, "I knew about the problem…" Alex said such attitude, wl get the sack immediately. Msia mah #
  • This morn I listened Alex Yoong n Yasmin Yusuff on Lite.fm. Looks like our Msian team is doomed, by the way Alex hinted. #
  • New blog post: Senior citizens: Gerakan prove its denseness again (Letter to Malaysiakini) http://bit.ly/b9IwJv #
  • Penang shud act tougher on stray cows. It shudn't be turn into a racial, political or religious issue too. http://bit.ly/9IUpDr #
  • For the kind of things the man had done to his wife n daughter, maybe I shud post his video. Reporters told me he was just acting weak/sick #
  • RT @caramelapples: OMG Penang Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng giving us RM200 bucks! ๐Ÿ˜€ I CAN BUY A NEW PHONE. #
  • I stumbled on father in court. Initially, I dun even know abt the case but filmed him cos the rest r doing it. http://bit.ly/cztN5c #
  • New blog post: Aging with an attitude http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/04/05/aging-with-an-attitude/ #
  • Did Google just did another pagerank review? My dead blogs are resurrected with PR1 and 2. Whoopee? #
  • RT @staronline: Robber shoots dead accomplice and gets away with the gold http://bit.ly/cDcX0P (fuyoh, like movie likedat.) #
  • Oh wait, or is he talking about staying in shape type of in form? you know..pakai hairspray banyak2 #
  • PM punya Ingrish pun bukan takat mana, buat apa kita terror sangat kan?(quote .. and what I do to stay in form) It's informed lah, betul? #
  • Glad to see Barisan working with Pakatan for Rumah Hijau issue http://bit.ly/cQ0Baq That's the way to go, nego, not demo. #
  • New blog post: His little prayer http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/04/05/his-little-prayer/ #
  • Summary – You are fugly, no skills, short, fat, no charm n the most despicable is how u wud portray yrself as my sister-in-Christ. #
  • Only andropause men with fragile ego wl believe yr shits. Tralalalala #
  • The bitch wl write emails to tell ppl I don't know how bitchy I am. Like doh..too bad lah, u r single but u r fugly, ok? #
  • Wut do u call a 50 yrs old spinster who back-stabbed ppl by writing poison pen ltr to strangers to cucuk? #
  • Gerakan is confusing old folks with RM300 lure. Actually MCA Project CARI http://youtu.be/DfireUahSw8 already long-long implemented it. #
  • RT @staronline: โ€˜I want the people to support my transformation effortsโ€™: Najib http://bit.ly/cHaph7 (ingat kite ni lembu ke?) #
  • Video interview with Dr Cheang Hon Kit of Lam Wah Ee abt H1N1 and what parents want to know http://bit.ly/aanG75. Dr C is my 5 kids' doc #
  • New blog post: 7 years ago, and now http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/04/04/7-years-ago-and-now/ #
  • *makes mental note to capture LGE's lansi, mau cari gaduh kah? looks to taunt BN to give more more more more* #
  • I am enjoying PM trying to outdo LGE. It is soooo funny n best of all, if it benefits the rakyat, I know my videos prolly contribute to it #
  • Why some ppl r wishing their Adun & MP die soon LOLOLOL http://bit.ly/9UvbIS Choy,choy, choy touch wood #
  • We Penangites macam auction stuffs, LGE gives RM100, Najib gives RM300, now LGE top up to RM1K http://bit.ly/b4Tukf We are so blessed kekeke #
  • Kekeke, maybe PM wants to consult me as his political strategist? I can grow my hair as big, you know? #
  • Hulu Selangor -Chinese wl vote PR bcos of DAP, Indians wl not vote BN bcos of Semivalue, Malays 50-50 but if Indian candidate, BN susah lah. #
  • Ovrheard 2 snr reporters say in Mandarin, So many ppl wan 2 take pic with LGE, last time See CheeKern (Si Chicken) no one wants to go near.. #
  • PR under Lim Guan Eng gives RM100, BN says they give RM300,now LGE says if PR go Putrajaya, all snr citizen get RM1,000 (wait for my video) #
  • New blog post: A school underground – Sek. Jenis Keb (T)… http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/04/03/a-school-underground-sek-jenis-keb-t-azad/ #
  • Tomorrow n Sunday, several Maybank branches in Pg r open 9am-4pm for Warga Emas to collect their RM100. Yr Adun wl be there too. #
  • See school in basement — Penang acquires land for Tamil schools http://youtu.be/AMLPTEfVtQo #
  • Heh…http://bit.ly/b65vcX #
  • RT @bongkersz: @5xmom Yes. Good Friday is a Public Holiday in Sarawak. (Now I know..) #
  • New blog post: Does it matter if you are Malaysian first or Chinese first or manusia first? http://bit.ly/a3NO1w #
  • If KTK dares to say he is Chinese first, Ahmad Email is going to buy him the first tiket on the tongkang to tongsan n call him pengkhianat #
  • MIC, Gerakan, MCA, why do u bear with UMNO n ppl like Rais? http://bit.ly/ckL9C2 Goodness, grow some balls lah, tiu! Hv some pride, dudes. #
  • Can I be a little socialble and invite anyone (non-Muslims only) to my church on Easter Sunday at 10 am? Come lah, I sing for you… #
  • How can v call Malaysians when BN allows Chinese & Tamil schools to squat in squalid buildings? Or in the basement like the one I visit? #
  • RT @tonypua: Pintu belakang KPI Minister do not dare to answer simple question whether he's "Malaysian First", scared offend UMNO boss #
  • Lim Guan Eng refutes DPM's remarks. "We are Malaysians first" http://bit.ly/bAlR3j #
  • Circus is coming to Georgetown with Papa Frog who is full of shits, shits, shits n claim certain race r going to be ousted, 2nd place….. #
  • 5xmom the psychic sees tt in the coming days, 'they' r going to tear LKS and LGE remarks n cause fear, demo, burning of effigy, melatah…. #
  • RT @limkitsiang: s**t! s**t! s**t! – Ibrahim Ali http://bit.ly/cOVWnv (YouTube) #
  • Who needs April Fools when we have so many fools full of shits, shits, shits. I say 3 times. #
  • Unless their patron, the senile old man endorde tt it helps his 'friend' #
  • Come to think of it, Perkasa sounds like a manly name for thos ubat lelaki. But with a mascot like tt, who wants to buy, right? #
  • Overhrd at kopitiam, Chinese man told wife, "Bo NEP liao, 30% no more, all equal. Najib kong eh" HOI UNCLE, lu mimpi lah! Baca betul2 sikit. #
  • Where is Rais broadband brigade? The farking Streamyx has been going on and off. Now using my Celcom. #
  • Char bee hun cham liao. Boh ang, boh kang, boh khang thau. #
  • Sigh..online, offiline, also talked about gov. #
  • Hubby n I were talking abt the NEM. He said it is just a way for the ruling gov to escape their social responsibilities n obligations. #
  • New blog post: Operasi : Saving face with Evolle http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/03/30/operasi-saving-face-with-evolle/ #
  • If a man has excess money, he wl spend on unecessary, incldg women. (someone taught me when I was 20 yrs old) So spend all his money. #
  • That's why we marry, provide babysitting, baby producing, sex, foods….we only use husband money, never use ours. If he has excess…(cont) #
  • Abuden, I am a wife/woman, n I hv principle nvr use my EPF for house purchase or any expenses. Hehehehe, smart women do that, u know? #
  • I hv a 6-digit sum in EPF (worked since 17 yrs old, now 46 ok?) n my heart feels pain looking at how EPF kept declining. #
  • So they hv huge ambitious projects tt supposedly help rakyats but once in cronies hands they become tahi lembu, besar n busuk, bad for ozone #
  • This blur sotong (me) has been following tweets abt the NEP and NEM. Dumb n blur as I am, I think it benefits cronies, look good on outside #
  • RT @insider_latest: PERAK – Speaker insists on starting assembly, announces Raja Nazrin 2 make royal address as PR assblmn continue yelling. #
  • I heard they are trying to get the 2Muhamad to be the Hulu Selangor candidate? Like, doh….Pls do cos it will be suicide for BN. #
  • The circus in Perak is in town again. Woohoo, get Tweetdeck n catch the exciting moments live. Follow @limkitsiang @insider_latest now #
  • News tt makes you go wow…http://bit.ly/9YUG9u If I read correctly, the Sim mentioned is YB @simtzetzin cousin? Thank God for instinct! #
  • The highest amount I made in a month from Chitika was 151.74. So I had to fill in W8 form bcos total income in a year over USD600. #
  • I am #1 #1 in SEO. #1 in Google. Anything also I can kasi #1 Tralalalala…If u dun like some politician, tell me. iCyberterrorist #
  • Hey, did the editor at Star changed their news title? I tweeted abt PM said CSL strength but it is not there anymore. Hmm….??? #
  • RT @kangbeefhouse: Lilian!! Thanks for visiting Kang Beef House. ๐Ÿ˜€ (Lucky I praise nia. Next time I go try the steamboat, got disc bo? ) #
  • Star : PM: Chua must have his strengths…(Oh yes sirrrr…he did displayed a lot of strength LOL) #soilek #
  • Gerakan's conspiracy theory. They say DSAI backed Ahmad Ismail to hit out at Gerakan….What say you? #
  • If not hor, I would also go 5xmom Shaolin Kungfu on his behalf one. Too bad lah, dendam tak dapat MC, so I cheer them on. #
  • Adoi….Teng kena slammed by those fierce readers. http://bit.ly/b09Ujb He was my ex-company panel of doctor, ok? He no give me MC nia. #
  • My Penang Foods blog which I hardly bother to tend to, has a PR4/10. http://bit.ly/3j8J6 Must sayang it more often from now on. #
  • Huan Cheng Guan (former Gerakan, now PCM) kena suspended, Ahmad Ismail pulak jadi hero. Hidup, hidup. Hidup BN #
  • Ahmad Ismail yg kasi Tan Hoon Cheng kena ISA & penyokong yg koyak gambaq Koh Tsu Koon http://bit.ly/cjVDuJ Gerakan Pg, apa komen? #
  • Aren't PR glad tt with every by-election, they hv new, fresh, more sordid things against BN as opposed to BN only 1 basi topic of soto-mee? #
  • RT @Ngeow: Damn his sordid past, I read that quote as "I am convinced we can move forward as a team with support from all panties,โ€ #soilek #
  • Di manakah Perkasam? Kenapa Perkasam tak bela hak bumiputera? Lim Guan Eng juga yg bangkit isu ini. http://bit.ly/b8hulc #
  • Enough of CSL jokes. Time to sleep. It's a new week ahead. Nite world. Hope I dun dream of Dick Chua. #
  • RT @anthraxxxx: Pfizer Ad: Chua Can Fook, So Can You #soilek (LOLOLOL) #
  • Watching Mkini video on jubilation cheer for Soi Lek, u wud think he has just saved planet earth, invented viagra or sumthing. Doh..#soilek #
  • Now tt #soilek is back in MCA, does tt means he can hv a cabinet position? If it is Min. of Health, expect free viagra for all snr citizens #
  • It's like the saying, Batang CSL depan mata tak nampak, kuman Saifool seberang nampak #soilek #
  • They had octracised PR leader for yet-to-proof sex act, but they closed their eyes to their BN Machai #soilek sex act. Go figure #
  • Malaysians so liberal. While most countries wud hv leaders resigned, sacked, hara-kiri-ed, v embrace 'em ours for their HARDship #soilek #
  • RT @scheekeong: will #soilek lead MCA to cheat on sleeping partner UMNO? LoL #
  • I want to try to behave for the Holy Week (wk leading to Good Friday) but #soilek is giving me ideas to joke abt his 'ai choot' video. #
  • Stupid or wert? From 90 mins, they are increasing to 330 mins. That's a lot of hours our kids hv to spend in classes learning nothing #
  • I pity all u moms whose kids r entering Std One in 2012. More hours in class, subjects in Bahasa Malaysia… #
  • Trivia. One word to describe our Education Min. http://bit.ly/cgI6Cy It starts with an S, sounds like stew… #
  • RT @staronline: NGOs, MIC want to know why Hindu Endowment Board chairman changed http://bit.ly/9dAo6j (Indian kronies bldng up?) #
  • Our first reactions (we are both married women, ok?) was 'sei lor, he so lazy geh, boring dou sei #soilek (you remember what's yr reaction?) #
  • I recall watching Chua Soi Lek 3gp with my online make money blogger chum Samm n we laffed till stomach burst #soilek #
  • In Hulu Selangor, BN can campaign n boast how their leaders can multi-task, i.e. watch something on laptop, talk n bj #soilek #
  • Now Koh Tsu Koon has to 'measure' up to another new Chinese party leader..Ewwss… #soilek #
  • Married Chinese men are indebted and full of gratitude to Chua Soi Lek for promoting adultery #soilek #
  • RT @5xmom: Malaysians can thank Chua Soi Lek for legalising BJs. #soilek #
  • Malaysians can thank Chua Soi Lek for legalising BJs. #
  • RTM1 has already start their spin and propoganda for Hulu Selangor. Wow…BN makin popular, pengundi telah hilang keyakinan terhadap PR… #
  • Oh wait, our good doctor though he preached Safe Sex in Star article, he doesn't use it http://bit.ly/deLsup #
  • They say it is the Three Kingdoms Saga, I say it is The three condoms belaga LOL #
  • RT @staronline: MCA polls: Winners must close ranks, says Ka Ting http://bit.ly/a7pgJg (hypocrites, want to close, early early close lah!) #
  • When I do CJ, I hv to ask, 'Is tt the Mrs. Tan or the Datin Tan' cos I dunno it is the first wife or the second wife, legal or not one. LOL #
  • It's a curse to be born too beautiful cos all men wanna hump u, no man dares to love u n the most u ended up is being someone's second wife. #
  • Am not being self-righteous, men do screw behind their wives back a lot of times but when u r a leader, u hv to hv tt principle, you know? #
  • RT @Khairykj: My sources say CSL in the lead. #
  • If a man cannot be trusted to keep his dick in his pants, how can we trust him to keep his hands off the money pot? #
  • CSL wl most ideal candidate to b big boss of Chinese party bcos ancient Chinamen kept multitude concubines.So, hidup, hidup. Hidup poligami #
  • And of course, as far as I am concerned, Lim Guan Eng came up with the idea/opinion/statement first! At least most of the times. #
  • And sometimes, I feel the PM and our CM are pitting against each other with their almost similar opinions on issue. It is like doh…. #
  • LOL, I missed the 't' n thot PM said Women are asses. http://bit.ly/8Z8RkF #
  • If u r a Chinese, n u want to join a political party, which wl u choose? MCA/Gerakan (mati-ed as far as I am concerned), PCM, PKR or DAP? #
  • Frankly,do we even care who bcome MCA boss? All 3 shud go their separate ways n start anew. Or join PCM LOL. With tt kind of koyak-ness? #
  • New blog post: 1 Earth, 60 minutes, 1 5xmom, 24 hours http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/03/27/1-earth-60-minutes-1-5xmom-24-hours/ #
  • New blog post: Huge storm outside http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/03/26/huge-storm-outside/ #
  • Scary shit! Huge storm here in Tanjung Bungah, wind fm the sea. The wind is howling and heavy rain. #
  • RT @paultantk: Mad hailstones, I can see icecubes! (wow, the gods must be angry, with the bickering politicians) #
  • Pak Zahrain, sebgai pengundi, I dah bosan dgn cerita u lah. http://bit.ly/caVPmK Tak kan jadi MP, tak ada masalah tempatan kut? Asyik psl u #
  • Esp tt open mouth saliva spewing, black toes, fugly face one? The loudest tok kokker in the world who ble ble ble abt wanting election? #
  • Where the tree huggers, hippies, dreamers and rejects who bitched so much abt local elections? Why no sapot the state http://bit.ly/bTBbvb #
  • Facebook mati-ed? I get msg it wl b back in a few hours. Oh NO!! My vegetables are wilting!! Kekeke #
  • unifi still looks like unfit spelt wrongly to me #unifi #
  • Disgusting how our so-called glitzy, hunky-dory 1Malaysia still hv 1982 plane which kills. How many more must die? http://bit.ly/d30EUN #
  • New blog post: A day in the life of superhuman 5xmom http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/03/25/a-day-in-the-life-of-superhuman-5xmom/ #
  • Unifi? One look I thought it is UNFIT. And me thinks tt is a more appropriate name…Bah, I am soooo negative kekeke #
  • RT @JustinAWg: Lim Guan Eng sounds like Chef Wan ๐Ÿ™‚ (OMG, is our CM turning errm….) #
  • WTF, burning utusan an insult to a race? http://bit.ly/bK9o9o #
  • Eh, hv the katak MPs all turned Parliament into their tell tale or confession box or wut? Busuk lah, you all MPs who kiss n tell #
  • Buf if he smart, he'd open a boutique n keep a personal friend like all wise Malaysian Chinese Apek braderhood. Then, buffet, eat all u can #
  • Ladies, do you know that for the price of one hair cut or manicure, yr husband can hv a screw already? So cheap hor? http://bit.ly/9vHW7x #
  • New blog post: When he gets his clock upside down http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/03/24/when-he-gets-his-clock-upside-down/ #
  • What crap Dty Ed Min tokking ah? http://bit.ly/drWizd Of course PTA shud b allow to discuss cos those are our children they are handling. #
  • My ex-MP is famous for the wrong reasons. I wonder if his heart can take it? #
  • RT @limkitsiang:Abuse of std odr by KotaBelud MP condoned by deputy speaker resulting in unprecedented pandemonium Parliament worst in 53yrs #
  • If all Chinese men are represented by OTK,OKT n CSL, I'd rather shave myself bald and go up the mountain to bertapa for the rest of my life. #
  • If I am their (NGO) mama, I wl give 'em 2 tight slaps, go sit in corner until u stop tt panicky, negative, the world wl end attitude #
  • NGOs can sometime be sooo stewpig and negative, you wanna stuff them on trees n ask them to eat grubs like Timon n Pumba n dun mix with us #
  • New blog post: Cute days are numbered http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/03/21/cute-days-are-numbered/ #
  • New blog post: The inventions now are so … http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/03/21/the-inventions-now-are-so-lame-compared-to-my-generation/ #
  • I am reading Lolita and oh man..these perverts really can justified their perverted act with reasons. No wonder there are 11 yrs old brides #
  • I think I have overdosed myself with vodka and cointreau. Now I cannot see straight, how? #
  • The no-life me is waiting for my Farmville flowers to bloom. And my dinner to digest. Hairs on my head to grow whiter.. #
  • HOI! Lu lang MCA beh hiao pai seh ah? Fighting like kids, blaming each other, sex video etc etc. Malu lah sikit, buat siasuey Chinese lah #
  • Oops, the Khairy vs Mukhriz http://bit.ly/9huYaO who is more handsome article #
  • One look like a pondan and the other a used car salesman. (kakaka, some random folks described Khairy & Mukhriz, damn the sharp tongue LOL) #
  • In anthr news,Hindraf is helping Pakatan Rakyat http://bit.ly/9htkQL (and I am sniggering at what their cybertroopers r going to say abt tt) #
  • RT @Khairykj: @limkitsiang Last thing you thought of before tidur & first after bangun. (LOL, KJ said tt to LKS, isn't politics fun?) #
  • Mana semua BN cybertroopers? Tak masuk gelanggang tolong angkat bola kah? Kekekeke #
  • *ding ding ding* 1 point for @tonypua -1 for @Khairykj but he earns 10 for evading #
  • I am watching @limkitsiang vs @Khairykj n now @tonypua pulak masuk gelanggang. *ding ding ding* Round 3, Fight! #
  • So, single ladies, unmarried ladies, married ones, spinsters, confirmed tak laku ones -Lots of men r pricks not worth yr time, k? #
  • My ex-MP Zahrain just confirmed tt there r lots of petty men like him in the male specieis http://bit.ly/cZDi1V They hv dick but r bitchy #
  • RT @limkitsiang: @Khairykj B4 Will chk tmr if Oxford lad is capable of answering them Nite all (Gee, I love LKS's wit!) #
  • Ape tu 'disenthrall from the midden of history.' (detached from the past?) #
  • I some journalist fm Mkini will write in simple Ingrish instead of Shakespearean style. Sakit kepala mau digest lah, woi. #
  • Mr. PM, what about us locals then? You want us to squat with relatives? We are not Khir Toyo, you know? http://bit.ly/9UgWTK #
  • Ok, that's it! I am going to cook myself a packet of Maggi Assam Laksa. Potato & tomato sandwich r exactly dinner, you know? #
  • Cybertrooper BN temberang BN kasi wang ehsan juga, ingat sikit. Duit tu sumbangan dari org Penang jugak tau? Hang ingat $$ bapak engkau? #
  • New blog post: Enjoy the day for what it is http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/03/17/enjoy-the-day-for-what-it-is/ #
  • RT @jozsurf: @5xmom no she doesn't! (no bad lah, considering her age) #
  • The whole online community r prolly going to kill me but I think Rosmah looks pretty here http://bit.ly/cNJx3t . Serious. #
  • The nation loved Toh Puan Hasmah (aka Mrs. Tun M) for her support but Rosmah, don't ever try to do a Hasmah. You cannot win our hearts. #
  • Once upon a time, sports was just sports. Now it has been politcised as political mascot for political parties. The shine is gone. #
  • I wonder if u guys still remember how Lee Chong Wei was used as a mascot for MCA during the 12 GE? So, his win is just lukewarm to me. #
  • Still, I am Amazing Thailand tt their king dun interfere with all the blood splashing. Here? I no komen lah… #
  • It is on SMS, so I can't figure out if the monks r donating chicken blood or whose blood lah. He said BKK is like zombie land. #
  • My Thai spy fm sabai sabai land told me the monks in Thailand r donating blood. Not for human, but to splash. WTF? He watched it on TV. #
  • Daneng & Felisa. Kadazan & Iban. My 7 yrs old kid is supposed to know who is who. Can you? KNN #
  • New blog post: Thank goodness I am not born a dick http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/03/17/thank-goodness-i-am-not-born-a-dick/ #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Video from My Phone http://youtu.be/5dO79sxD1g8?a #
  • New blog post: My lunch and my thoughts http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/03/16/my-lunch-and-my-thoughts/ #
  • New blog post: Sunrise, sunset http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/03/12/sunrise-sunset/ #
  • New blog post: Penang Warga Emas video http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/03/12/penang-warga-emas-video/ #
  • Level of journalism here in Msia. Reporter disguised as student to enter sex-shop for foto. http://bit.ly/9awZXd Al-Islam did it n get away #
  • Oh God…I can't stand the stupid voices in TVIQ but my boy is learning loads fm it. Grant me the patience not to smash the TV. Amen. #
  • They can't even get their own marriage n their son's marriage in order yet poor rakyats kena tanggung their lavish lifestyle. Strange #
  • Kalau anak pompuan, jadi GRO boleh cakap omputih, komisen pun lebih banyak #
  • Tak jadi saintis, boleh jugak buka gerai jual DVD ciplak kat mat salleh, kan? #
  • If the SPM result is better this yr, it means PPSMI is working. So stop meddling la. At least our kampung boys cakap omputih sikit #
  • They allow underaged sex. Yet, they r grumbling about sex toys. Make up yr minds, dude. #
  • Then he stopped midway n asked, "What if siaolang bring gun n shoot leh?" (haih…how to explain further?) #
  • He immediately launched into his prayer mode (eyes closed, hands clasped) n said, "Jesus protect all chewren fm siaolang (crazy men)" #
  • Ystdy my boy read The Star online with me abt the kindie attack n he said, lucky not my Tadika JG. I told tt's why it is good to pray #
  • #2 son getting result but v all bo-chup how many As. So long as he knows what he is going to to with the rest of his life, n it is his own #
  • SPM results today! CJ Lilian gonna stalk new HM and see he hensem or Bro Paul hensem, ok? Soonpin, video straight As students jumping #
  • "suara GERAKAN ini tak ubah seperti skrip yang dibekalkan oleh DAP." Gerakan, want me get some DAP members reg forms for you ah? #
  • To all Gerakan supporters – MUST READ! http://bit.ly/b625Fl Wakakaka #
  • So, in the end, there are only efficient folks in PR state gov. Thank you, Gerakan. We Penangites love you all! Wakakaka #
  • With Gerakan picking on the slightest matters,those inefficient staffs prolly shits in their pants cos they hafta work even harder. #
  • RT @anthraxxxx: @5xmom Gerakan is closet DAP supporters, #yokari 'confirms' it http://bit.ly/cg4M1s #
  • Eg LGE staffs hafta count the street lamps properly. Wonder if LGE wants to hold a Facebook tea party for Gerakan supporters? Cupcake pics #
  • Actually Gerakan is doing a great service for Pakatan Rakyat Pg Gov. I wonder if they realise that? #
  • My top 3 hate now – Hot weather, mosquitoes and Streamyx. Maybe throw in Perkasam brahim and ReetuanT #
  • Did Streamyx just died? #
  • Orang Perlis, pukul berapa border kat Wang Kelian bukak? #
  • Going to Koh Lipe to see if it is nicer than Redang. Only short drive to Satun, 1 hr speedboat to the Tarutao National Park. #
  • New blog post: Ujian LINUS – Is our Education Ministry in touch with reality? http://bit.ly/bcd0sw #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — 10032010022.mp4 http://youtu.be/F0z0CgJbO30?a #
  • RT @anthraxxxx: @5xmom UMNO will choi Gerakan doh sor. #
  • You think UMNO will listen to Gerakan or not leh? http://bit.ly/9cojcy #
  • Why Kugan's bereaved mother cannot send petition but that other beer case summore can masuk istana? #
  • Sekarang saya mahu pergi tonton Alis di dalam Wanderlen Tiga D. #BMButcher #
  • Lim Kit Siang is prolly sore Najib didn't invite him to the pretigious tea party with the 'queen'. http://bit.ly/aMlXgo Hehehe #
  • RT @Asohan RT @kavilan Golongan yuth di kantri kita suka guna fesbuk. Ini adalah sailent etek dari kantri-kantri barat … #BMbutcher #
  • Ridhuan Tee is a disgrace to the Chinese race, and insult to the Malay race and a siasuey to all Tee clans. #
  • He asked – Pernah pihak gereja meminta maaf terhadap orang Melayu yang telah dimurtadkan yang amat nyata bertentangan dengan perlembagaan? #
  • perkara 11 dan 160 (2) yang berbunyi โ€œMelayu adalah seseorang yang menganut Islam, lazim bercakap Melayu dan menurut adat Melayuโ€. #
  • U know what is the greatest threat to Melayu? Cina apek bodoh who looks Cina but pretend to be bumi by using const. art. 11 dan 160 (2) #
  • Mereka (Catholics) ini tidak ubah seperti kumpulan ultra kiasu yang mana asyik mahu menang sahaja. -the man with delusion he is Melayu- #
  • Toleransi works both way, you ass! http://bit.ly/at5hQC (he said Catholic church doesn't deserve an apology) #
  • Malaysiakini! You notti bad boy! How cud you! Kakakaka Perkasam sudah marah ni. http://bit.ly/bD6fcC #
  • Boh pien, I am not rich enuff to send my boys to private skools. So hafta enjoy the shits each EduMin comes up with as they change cabinet #
  • I wonder if we leave our kids at the mercies of the EduMin, they wl turn out smart like our EduMin anot hor? #
  • Our crazy Edu Min oways hv funny ideas. What's this Linus test? My boy-boy did hv extra exam papers though. http://bit.ly/agIea6 (2ndpart) #
  • New blog post: The hell hole call National Service http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/03/10/the-hell-hole-call-national-service/ #
  • Haven't heard of SMS,emails, Twitter, FB ah? I knot afford to return call to KL cos it is costly. Plus I hv jobs so kenot glue fon to ear. #
  • Is tel no. ending 78200 from @nuffnang, KL? Aiyor, who called me 5 times in 5 mins ah? I was in the basement parking lah. Pressure nia #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — wargaemas_final-1-1-1.mp4 http://youtu.be/riJ3KtBqbcM?a #
  • Moral of the story – Men hump anything. http://bit.ly/bGXjqa Also fm 5xmom wisdom-Men r very protective of their humper bradders LOL #
  • NGOs n tree huggers who used to bitch abt LGE no local council elections, please line up n tell Najib off like how they bitch abt LGE, ok? #
  • Gerakan Penang tak berani komen kah? http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/126060 Kenapa asyik Gerakan Kedah sahaja? #
  • Oh man…when @malaysiakini gonna remove tt open arms perkasam photo fm their main? I see oso wanna puke #
  • BN cybertroopers picked on the pettiest things. One said @tonypua knot provide adv on economy/fiscal matter cos tony no cash last nite #
  • Ohmm karma sutra the 'swami' likes to watch TV. LOL. #
  • Married women, yr hubby owns a Toyota Alphard or not? Better check ler….http://bit.ly/a7SZ8O (sigh..Jack Neo new is better than politics) #
  • RT @tonypua: is sleepy, tired, hungry & just touched down LCCT run out of $$, can't buy food (what? DAP dun feed you char koay teow hehehe #
  • is laughing cos she found the theme music fm the bad & the ugly and may want to insert it as bg music when she makes the next politcal video #
  • RT @tonypua: @5xmom aiya, I juz told d audience of yr twit! & told them acctants wil b profit most fr GST ๐Ÿ˜‰ (kembang nyerrr, Tks YB) #
  • New blog post: It's great to have grown up boys http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/03/08/its-great-to-have-grown-up-boys/ #
  • I am so glad I got a nice Malay man who told me he noticed Malays n Chinese in Pg seem to be friendlier in Pakatan Rakyat now than before. #
  • New blog post: What Penangites said about Pakatan Rakyat http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/03/08/what-penangites-said-about-pakatan-rakyat/ #
  • He is an ass. Kept blaming the 'Allah' issue n use it as an excuse to join UMNO. Pordah, pi jauh jauh sikit. This kind of leader we dunwan #
  • Fairuz, DCM yg YB Malik kata kuat tidur tu ada kat TV3. Dia kata prinsip dia mempertahan agama, bangsa dia (macam tu, siapa nak jaga kami?) #
  • I m very surprised with the number of ppl who hvnt registered as voters. They said 'we want but they (SPR) closed already'. #
  • For those who are born in Jan, Feb and Mac 1949 and earlier, they wl get their money by Mac 29, 2010 fm their respective Adun's office #
  • Today, my church fren Jeffrey Boey's dad was the last to reg with DAP for the Warga Emas but he wl be first to get the money #
  • RT @tonypua: @5xmom come die of boredom la! ๐Ÿ˜‰ c u 2nite @ PP 8pm (sked of numbers cos I m married to an accountant for 22 yrs) #
  • One auntie told me, "Why so stupid ppl dunwan the RM100? I take and give charity. I don't need the money." #
  • Maybe I wl use the time to edit the video I just shot of old folks doing last minute registration. Seriously, am impressed with DAP folks #
  • is contemplating whether to attend @tonypua GST talk n die of boredom over numbers but possible to get some good vox-pops. #
  • While Pakatan politicians rpt to MACC over million ringgits cases, Gerakan is making noise over old folks gesture of appreciation.Limbo rock #
  • Gerakan is insulting me tt it is possible for Lim Guan Eng to bribe us with a mere RM100 http://bit.ly/9hEuQR. They'd rather deny old folks #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Pakatan 2nd anniversary – Do Penangites notice any changes? http://youtu.be/qLDJxZ9JfJQ?a #
  • HRP, aparah wrong strategy. How abt picket over Indian issues with BN? http://bit.ly/ap0eVM U all never learn to play chess one issit? #
  • Gerakan & anti-LGE folks r not helping Penangites by bitching abt Pg State Gov RM100 appreciation token for old folks http://bit.ly/dtnwdE #
  • New blog post: Penangites! Today is the second year of a state government of OUR CHOICE. http://bit.ly/ajX0YO #
  • RT @jacwongyinthing: http://bit.ly/9E3rBG See? I say men cannot be trusted once they r rich/powerful/famous.. #
  • New blog post: Feeling like the mad hatter in A… http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/03/05/feeling-like-the-mad-hatter-in-alice-in-wonderland/ #
  • It is scary tt we hv ppl like Zul living amongst us. They r the superior beings while us, the dan lain-lain are not worthy. #
  • Quite proud tt I took the initiative/courage to make the video on the Al-Islam case though I was quite worried abt it. http://bit.ly/FZJPE #
  • Barisan Nasional ought to hire better cybertrooper with smarter brains, like me! Me! Me! Kekekeke #
  • RT @jasonleong: My daughter bit my arm. Does that make her an MP? Wife ask Tian Chua. (whoever u r, that's a stupid, ignorant reasoning) #
  • Hey, what's Ong Tee Keat latest endearment with Christians? Hmmm…*speechless* http://bit.ly/bUiipM #
  • Stop sending me 'Join Facebook Chua Soi Lek fanclub' invitation already! I AM NOT JOINING. It is like supporting men to cheat on their wife #
  • "To expect AG to give an answer is like asking a prostitute describe the benefits of being a virgin! " LOL http://bit.ly/92Le8k #
  • CM Lim Guan Eng with the police today. Video by citizen journalist Lilian http://bit.ly/atBoOF Watch lah! #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — 12 police reports against Guan Eng & 3 others http://youtu.be/AsVAMfJGDfU?a #
  • RT @RojaksWingz: @5xmom oi soi lek is my herohhh!!! (Of cuz CSL is every married man hero cos he halalkan infidelity) #
  • So, is Chua Soi Lek going to join PKR now? ๐Ÿ™‚ or Parti Cinta Malaysia? #
  • If u r a Catholic n u r still disinterested in the news, it is almost like u allowed ppl to desecrate our Lord http://bit.ly/92Le8k #
  • Why reach for the stars when kids go hungry, get whacked bcos they r not 'normal' and even raped like those Penan girls #
  • Someone pls rescue her fm her ivory tower, down the rose tinted path n show her the real Malaysia we live in. I cry for those poor kids #
  • Re Rosmah ambition plans for kids – many needy children, whether financially, health or mental needs more urgent things http://bit.ly/bJwMuZ #
  • Something strange I noticed. The police rpt r againsts PKR Aduns only. YB Ong, Sim and Raveen + CM. #
  • Just wondering lah, MCA is so koyak, Gerakan is so irrelevan elsewhere, if both mampus, what will happen to BN? DAP join kekekeke? #
  • Eh #yorais sibuk abt Pakatan, but why depan mata MCA turmoil dia tak cakap apa pun? #
  • 12 police rpts, 11 of which r by the police against Pg CM, Aduns & MP. Seditious remarks, subjudice, illegal assembling aka CNY open hses #
  • You org Penang kah, we all org Penang #yorais http://bit.ly/drpzI5 #
  • New blog post: Mommy, chicken vegetarian meh? http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/03/04/mommy-chicken-vegetarian-meh/ #
  • KNN, they made it like she maimed someone's grandma likedat. It is just booze lah,get it over and done with, without all the drama, can? #
  • New blog post: Between Farmville, sweating and earning http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/03/02/between-farmville-sweating-and-earning/ #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — gerakan_lie1-1-1-1.mp4 http://youtu.be/wNA-QYxgAxY?a #
  • Zahid said on Astro Awani tt it is a morale booster to get party rejects like TTB. Aparah!?!?! Morale booster? #
  • We need to use Tok @yorais in our billboards. What products do u think r suitable to use? #
  • Pagi ni, Tok @yorais is again warn bloggers pok-pek pok-pek national security pok-pek..bosan lah Tok. 7 am I want music, not news abt u #
  • Watchacallit ubat untuk constipation? Ubat sembelit? Kekekeke #
  • PM Najib wants to 'humanise himself'. Will you help him puhleez? http://bit.ly/a245nh *laffs till fall off chair* #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — "Big lie by Gerakan president" http://youtu.be/aqZZVw1gBc4?a #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — fairuz UMNO 1 1 1 http://youtu.be/JQlXxY8tX_Y?a #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — MPPP Chief sworn in http://youtu.be/Xtx26hGcq7c?a #
  • RT @insider"I finally got a clear sign & on the principle of defending religion & people's interest.." – Fairus on joining Umno.(yea rite..) #
  • Really wish I can stay up late but I am now part of the rat race (dropping kid at school, CJ at 9.30am) so I gotta sleep like everyone else. #
  • New blog post: My boy is seven http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/02/28/my-boy-is-seven/ #
  • Kinda amusing tt all MSM videos r still produced like Berita. Narration, insert pic of the person mention, insert short scenes..boring… #
  • I wonder if PM Najib is going to invite me to his FB fans tea party. http://bit.ly/b4tlAV Oh wait! I'm not even a fan. *rotflmao* #
  • Sad tt tragedies r happening the latest in Chile http://bit.ly/biAlpc Yet in Msia the biggest catastrophe r frogs jumping. Stupid country #
  • New blog post: 1,2,3,4,5,6 http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/02/27/123456/ #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Kampung Buah Pala – What happen to the 9? http://youtu.be/UGfyaOq9bYo?a #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Canon – Penang My Heritage City http://youtu.be/cDIMD8V4PlI?a #
  • Today CM joked with Canon folks, "Don't put use photos (for promo items) ah, later ppl talk" I wanted to say Lim Jong Il! But dare not lah. #
  • The evil antibiotic prolly ate up my brain.I just spent 3 hrs watching Bollywood Jab We Met! OMG, the world is ending!!!! #
  • Alarm clock set. Door locked. Clothes laid out. Kid tucked into bed. Shut down computer. Good nite world. #
  • New blog post: Perasaan shiok sendiri http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/02/23/perasaan-shiok-sendiri/ #
  • I mean seditiuos act or wateva scary laws they can suka-suka hentam on us if they don't like us #
  • I think it wl b fun to take a bunch of photos n ask regular rakyats if they recognise their MB/CM and PM. Tapi nanti kena sedition act pulak #
  • Wuah so fast geh? http://bit.ly/9WH9QU I memang pro-LGE, you all shud know by now, right? *grins* #
  • When v read heroic act like lil 10 yrs old girl, http://bit.ly/bs36dF does it put to shame the kind of stupid things our politicians did? #
  • Lei kong sei mei? Loukong not home, my CCBKNN washing machine rosak. Now I hv to handwash. TNS #
  • RT @STUMPBO: @5xmom we know cny is over when see nai sends gungho fierce tweets! (nolah, it means I am only capable of rotting cos am sick) #
  • Nice article on NST that I missed. Huan of PCM remembered them. http://bit.ly/a0FKbq #
  • 'Photos of me' on Facebook means MY FACE. Not yr food, news clipping, hate mails, UMNO, DAP, wateva poster. Geddit? MY face. Stop tagging #
  • If I am still a Buddhist, I wud die a 1,000 deaths n still born as a mozzie. And I just 'burn' my own hair! Cos the mozzies were buzzing #
  • Makcik oi, if I am the videographer, I will zoom in on the subject instead of tengok kelapa macam kena spring longgar http://bit.ly/cdnAN9 #
  • I still wonder how Lim Kit Siang can be more techie than Lim Guan Eng. It is puzzling. But go, go YB Kit! http://bit.ly/c001a5 *claps* #
  • Didn't someone tell the good doctor tt in Penang, the opposition is not Pakatan? Doh..http://bit.ly/cykYCG It is Barisan lah. Adoi. #
  • Have u used the mozzie killer like the badminto racquet? Damn thrilling lah. RM14+ nia. Kena the mozzie, keluar blue light PHIAKKKKK die #
  • Wuah, our Penang Chief Minister sounds like a fugitive wor. http://bit.ly/bM6kI8 Sai mm sai kum kwacheong ah? #
  • If I hv to pick a politician as a boss, I wl pick KTK. http://bit.ly/b7gBcq Such laissez-faire. You berief meh? #
  • RT @limkitsiang: Oil royalty โ€“ Najib is Razakโ€™s son or Mahathirโ€™s heir? http://bit.ly/93SgAj #
  • Oh what the F1? http://bit.ly/aZyv7w My dear Education Minister, pls stop dreaming and start working #
  • Kekeke, girls learn 2b petty like DPM versus Lim Kit Siang http://bit.ly/95BLrJ Aiyor, DPM ah, don't sound so petty lah. LKS was factual #
  • Wuah.berita harian website can give you epilepsy fits if you read too long. Those flashing ads OMG like those html era http://bit.ly/argID0 #
  • My five points why citizen journalism in Malaysia is risky business. http://bit.ly/cLq2Ar #
  • This is the same video fm Pakcu, my CJ partner http://bit.ly/bCLHoz He recorded the full version (mine emo version) #
  • While we are on Kugan's case, can I dig up the video I made when I met Kugan's mom? http://bit.ly/9WTzSV Can you feel their pains? #
  • I hv gory pics on my Picasa albums on the rotan n the butts that kena-ed rotans. http://bit.ly/agJMtx Warning : Gory,dun see on full stomach #
  • The one they used for the women r the rotan our gurubesar phiak our backside when we were small. Maybe they call it rotee, sounds cuter hor? #
  • Our polis r confusing us with the term rotan. The rotan used on criminals r sangat dahsyat. Like those used on Jesus type. #
  • If there is fist fight or something dramatic, in aircond place, baru call CJ Lilian. Under hot sun, dunwan, ok? #
  • PKR cabar UMNO, Gerakan polis repot DAP, I lurveee living in Penang. So many news to chase. But who gives a shit lah. I shiok baru buat. #
  • New blog post: A little reminder from my Creator that I am build like Ford http://bit.ly/9C7eZm #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — CNY celebration at senior citizen home http://youtu.be/1bS2vCDg-vs?a #
  • "when you give a banquet, invite the poor,the crippled, the lame, the blind,and you will be blessed" (ppl tend to forget n all wan VIP seat) #
  • Lu ka LGE kong, Peeneng eh lang boh kong 'kiam'. Wa lang kong kiamsiap. Kiam sounds humsup likedat. #
  • Can someone pls teach LGE to speaks Hokkien like Penang Hokkien lang? Wa beh hiao tniah lu kong simik le, sou sik puk chang. #
  • Imagine driving fm Tg Bungah to SXI to Air Itam with a talking clock that goes, "mom, it is 7.25am, mom it is 7.26, mom r v going to b late? #
  • The Std 1 kid is darn punctual n hates being late, he watches the seconds ticking, reminding me we r going to b late. He got monthly test #
  • Sei lor, for the next 2-3 days I hv to make 2 school trips, one leg kicks all. Tg Bungah-SXI-St X air itam. #
  • I am waiting to make 1 million (Farmville money lah) to buy a villa. Now have 857,187, after I sold all the school, post office, small villa #
  • "We want the twilight years of our senior citizens to be lived with dignity as well as respect" (LGE – asking for more contributions) #
  • I hvn't do any video editing for more than 10 days alrdy. If I get any lazier, there wl be no more CJ Lilian #
  • New blog post: Hit it while it's raw http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/02/22/hit-it-while-its-raw/ #
  • One thing is certain in 1Malaysia. Lawyers get richer! I sue u, u sue me,v r happy 1Malaysia, with great big suit fm me to you (Barney) #
  • To go or not to go….That is the question. #
  • 6 strokes of cane is not going to stop amourous, totally in love teens fm sex. Understanding, acceptance, education, proper self-esteem wl #
  • Again, not about the religion. But when this punishment looms, more babies wl be abandoned to die, stung by ants.left in longkang..etcetc #
  • Questioning pun tak boleh kah, bang? http://bit.ly/9CEt84 #
  • Commonsense lah, if got USB, also got USB port. Takan USB port yg salah saja kan? #
  • May I POLITELY ask, do they cane men who have premarital sex too? #
  • Okay, that's it! I am going out instead of rotting at home and feeling sick. Tralalala, here comes CJ Lilian and her germs #
  • Likedis where got fun blogging cos u can't bitch abt anything anymore, rite? #
  • Nowadays, all blogger kow-tow to ads. I kena a fon call fm Tim all the way from OZ bcos I I bitched abt an advertiser. I tweet and they saw #
  • RT @bongkersz: RT @eyerizzz: @suanie kahsoon flame wars were the best.(LOL, the lamest) #
  • Pak Zahrain oi, Cuepacs chauvinist jugak. Tolong buat bising macam u buat kat Lim Guan Eng? http://bit.ly/9FhW0W U cakap LGE chauvinist kan? #
  • Dunwan to komen abt religious part of it. But how do others know if you hv had sex? Did they check those women's hymen or view the act? #
  • Bodek yang tersangat bodek punya headlines http://bit.ly/9fF2Od Bodek sampai ke langit #
  • New blog post: Where was I again? http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/02/22/where-was-i-again/ #
  • Sementara our First lady RT @RosmahMansor: main UNO , manusia yg paling kesian macam saya kena habiskan kerja online saya dgn fever skali #
  • And our dear PM's wife needs better personal shopper/designer. OMG, look like a bolster! http://bit.ly/aOEZEr Hire me, please. #
  • Sekiranya you tak paham maksud 'laknat tuhan', ni ha….http://bit.ly/aOEZEr #
  • Sementara itu Ketua Menteri Pulau Pinang dipuji oleh pak cik kat warong di Langkawi. Pak Cik tak nak tau pasal lawatan PM Najib #
  • 5xmom the blogger cum citizen journalist terkenal dari Pulau Pinang sampai ke Satun di Negera Thai. Phuyohhhhh #
  • Kissing my laptop goodbye. Signing in from my Nokia N97 until I lost my Celcom Unlmited broadband coverage. #
  • Off to Langkawi. And maybe if possible to explore Satun. Anyone been there? #
  • Adui…tired. 41 paid posts, completed 10 nia. Old liao, cannot crap so much. USD lure is strong, body is weak. Gud nite #
  • The worst is the Malays r in batik like gov servants n the Chinese neighbour like tawkey. Hey, stop profiling us like that, boleh kah? #
  • saw some 1Malaysia propaganda.1 Indian girl who cudn't afford U have the whole kampong offering her money to study. Pigi dah, mau tipu ka? #
  • Some ppl r very moronic. When LGE is being strict, they say he is a dictator. When DSAI is more tolerant,they say he got something to hide #
  • I'll hv so much pleasure doing vox-pop when Zul gets kicked out. Oooo lalala, can imagine asking every PKR folks to comment. #
  • Men show off their camera lenses like they show off the size of their manhood (or a display due to a lack of it) LOLOLOL. #
  • While channel surfing today, I torture self watching RTM1, 2 & TV3. I tell you, watch Astro Awani (501) if you want good local content. #
  • Initially I see wrongly as 14. I scroll scroll, why kenot finish geh? Fatt tatt lor. Dragon lady likes Tiger year. #
  • LOL, I just log in and found out I have FOURTY ONE paid posts to write. Write till pants drop but manikam, nvm. #
  • Oh ya, it always take two. Including 2 emo men to make a pact. Lame lah. Good horse dun eat same grass mah. #
  • I didn't know how tired I am until now. My wrist is so tired fm all the works. Too tired to scroll the mouse.*applies cream* Sleep, nite. #
  • Eh Keldai, I am not LGE prime admirer. I am LGE #1 fan. I #1 fan b4LGE sworn in as CM. Every1 else take a number and queue behind me. #
  • Eh, tungge kejap. Kan Kulim tu Kedah? Yang hang sebok-sebok pasai Guan Eng tu apasal? #
  • Nak exclusive, at least try someone BIGGER lah. Go find a loser like that. Pthooi #
  • Chey, explosive my arse. Like kena too much sambal belacan, explosive next morning. Cheap thrill only. #
  • New blog post: Food is always good http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/02/15/food-is-always-good/ #
  • Sons are baking cheesecake. Mandarin orange cheesecake. It is too hot for me to help. #
  • Tomolo dinner, fm 10 pax now swells to 30. If anyone of you vanakam, kam lah. But I dunno what we r serving yet. Wait go market tomolo. #
  • Sometimes hor, I am being wicked n wonders if someone is in wheelchair more for the 'thong-cheng' (menagih simpati) or sakit kaki. #
  • Eh, Mister, you got rule our state with the spirit of the tiger before meh? http://bit.ly/baEmmQ #
  • UMNO shud hire me to be their political strategist, I prolly can sting harder. Cos I am a Chinese woman (known for our cunning ways). #
  • Frankly, if UMNO wants to really create a furour, they shud hv kept quiet n let there be no procession n then, only kick up a fuss. #
  • Doh, I wonder how some ppl can blog abt nothing but CNY here, CNY there…Come on! Aren't there other topics to talk about? #
  • I think LGE and Tok Guru r being polite. They actually want to say, 'Go fly kite, Zahrain' http://bit.ly/a86pcT video http://bit.ly/bjmeRD #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — lge_zahrain-1-1-1.mp4 http://youtu.be/KqFqgFoweEU?a #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — maulidur_rasul-1-1-1.mp4 http://youtu.be/N6rxMtOkxF8?a #
  • Kenapa kuning ni, bang? Kena jaundice ke? http://bit.ly/8ZcuBs #
  • Do yr hubby give angpows? Mine give according to his bonus.This yr UMNO so poor, I kenot expect big ones. (Lilian, u cheer for wrong side) #
  • Or maybe I go bake some buttery cakes…Hmm..not a bad idea to wake up to butter cakes, hot coffee and angpows fm the hubby. #
  • Thinking of going out to the Chew jetty area to 'feel Chinese New Year'. Over here at Tg Bungah where the angmohs stay, it is soooo dull. #
  • Oh mannnn…look at the amount of bodyguards and the space he needs. Why bother to even go out anymore? http://bit.ly/bBrVeH #
  • It seems so stupid for all parties to want to hijack a religious affairs for political gains. #
  • Wow, what craps. http://bit.ly/91GRZZ #
  • New blog post: Busy, busy but reunion dinner will be s… http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/02/13/busy-busy-but-reunion-dinner-will-be-served/ #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — "Zahrain pengkhianat" http://youtu.be/QRU1-N5KicA?a #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Video from My Phone http://youtu.be/zGteNi2XHnY?a #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — 15 of Kampung Buah Pala signed agreement http://youtu.be/c18hez7AmtM?a #
  • Think of Uncle Pasu, Uncle Draviam, Aunty Indra…stare at LGE until he berlubang…kekeke (motivating self nia, ignore me) #
  • Q; Now tt u hv yr hse, how do u feel abt the other 9 who didn't accept? #
  • Tomorrow CJ mission to is to do vox-pop with the ppl, not straight shooting of politicians talking. Remember, VOX-POP. Dun b cheeken.Ask. #
  • Lilian, go to sleep. Before tt, check tt the SD card is in the video cam n remember to charge the battery cos this old FS100 'drink' battery #
  • New blog post: I wonder what I have achieved … http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/02/11/i-wonder-what-i-have-achieved-as-a-5-yrs-old-blogger/ #
  • just remember Feb 14 is chanlilian.net domain anniversary.I cannot even remember which year. @paultantk was a college student/webhost #
  • Now if I just fart, my FB, Twitter, Google Buzz, Google Wave and my blog followers wl abt it. Freaky and fun at the same time. #
  • Got one aunty who holds 4 kids hands n drive them to daycare. She picks fm 2 diff schools.I wud rather hv my kid in bas sekolah than risk. #
  • Usually kids who go to daycare aft public school follow some aunties car. I wonder if their parents ever thought of some suey-suey happen? #
  • The chap kept accusing LGE of hiding behind a skirt. http://bit.ly/bCE9bW Skirt sapa? Nak fitnah, fitnah lebih realistik sikitlah, bang. #
  • Chinese New Year is not complete with this jiu hoo char. http://bit.ly/dChB1d Recipe and step-by-step method shown. Tks to my late mother #
  • My chicken pie is in the oven http://bit.ly/aL9XvU Brought to you by #1 #2 sons and myself. #
  • Penangites, Friday 8 pm, CM Lim Guan Eng and others wl be at the Pesta site for Ceramah. Go lah! (cos I am not going mah) #
  • Tomorrow, this Kampung Buah Pala woman is going to ber-pala again. Finally…But..there are still questions on my mind #
  • That's why I like Lim Kit Siang …http://bit.ly/9gZgEH and this pic says a lot http://bit.ly/9paSq0 The blue shirt is Fr Lawrence of Herald #
  • A fly committed suicide by flying straight into my frothy, piping hot teh-tarik at the mamak. And that's all the highlight for the day. #
  • New blog post: Looks like I need to motivate self http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/02/10/looks-like-i-need-to-motivate-self/ #
  • Got an sms fm Nikko ex-employees rep that they r meeting CM. Hmmmm…good lah. #
  • BTW, reporting about LGE is not cj, ok? But reporting fm the grounds n then bugging LGE to solve it, is. ๐Ÿ™‚ #
  • Malaysia is still seriously lacking in citizen journalisms awareness. If u follow the trend in US, they are so hot. #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — 2 sisters died due to dengue http://youtu.be/cwQEG0AcCcw?a #
  • Thaipusam – Hindu festival – http://tinyurl.com/yfpnbpl #
  • I wonder if I stuff 2 super strength tampons into each nostril work better than sniffing back clear, watery mucous? Anyone tried before? #
  • Today I MC lor. This morn no nid to fetch son to skool cos I really sick mah. Slept till 10.30 am, take Panadol but can go CJ liao. #
  • New blog post: When you have nothing good to blog.. http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/02/09/when-you-have-nothing-good-to-blog/ #
  • Selamat malam 1Malaysia. Hari ini hari yg mengecewakan. #
  • My loukong who works in an UMNO company hires fengshui master to do office reno n he even hv what colour to wear to 'open work'. Fuyoh. #
  • Don't send me any love. I want nails, horseshoes & everything except bricks. I hv 10/10 bricks. No valentines, hv a lot too. #
  • In my next video, if u see LGE's face all the time, I can't help it cos I was stuck in an awkward position n no way to cut him out. Swear! #
  • RT @leowbh: it must be tiring for reporters, waiting for PCs. (wah, u kena wait till now? lucky I nvr go cos suddenly fever pulak) #
  • I am tired of making news video, I go do emo videos pulak. #
  • Wuah, @leowbh, the politikus all give oranges to media firms, they forget us liao. Let's splash red paints? #
  • And then, when we in church, I sipeh gud girl. But some wl keep asking me abt news lah, how to earn money online lah.Tiu, I come to pray la #
  • Worst thing I don't even know the person! Sheesh, do I have 'sui yee' printed on my forehead or what? *reaching for evening primrose oil* #
  • Anyway, there is only one 5xmom in this world n if u r willing to go the paths I went, then, come lah, I teach you. Niamah #
  • KNN, think I eat full nothing to do give free coaching one meh? Religion also I lazy to preach, what more how to make money online. #
  • Some ppl hor, really teruk one. Nvr keep in touch, skali wanna ask for tips, write a 400 words email n expect me to reply. Hv a heart lah #
  • Twitter is awfully quiet about the Nizar vs Zambry. I guess we have seen it coming, huh? #
  • Tks 4 all yr CNY, valentine,raya,easter,deepavali,thnee kong,bday,anniversaries,kiamat wishes. So don't send anymore to me, pls. #
  • Eh, how come our Chief Minister is in Penang one? http://bit.ly/cF5ZDs #
  • Yam goong lor, LGE really didn't say that http://bit.ly/aC5iM5 'cos he is not a doctor, dude. He said must consider dengue test, kan begitu? #
  • New blog post: Guan Eng, tolong kami http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/02/09/guan-eng-tolong-kami/ #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Nizar : I refuse to resign http://youtu.be/kswF1KhE77c?a #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Ex-Nikko employees seeking LGE help again http://youtu.be/xWY7I2mzh5k?a #
  • Gud nite. Going to some sob-sob coverage. Wl do it for educational purpose. #
  • My MP was a disgrace as a man for his pettiness, his hengtais (braders) in PKR and wasted my vote. Shud hv voted UMNO http://bit.ly/caGHu5 #
  • It's farnee…BN components parties kept harping on 3 delinquents fm Penang. Yet, their Machais koyak rabak tak cakap pun. #
  • Perdana Menteri, nak saya tolong video mesej 1Malaysia utk rakyat semua? Saya pandai macam Joseph Goebbels. Gerakan bagi gelaran punya. #
  • RT (BN troll): Diff Mahathir & Ku Li – an intelligent statesman vs. cheap upmanship; one a former PM vs. one still dreaming to be PM. #
  • GAH! I hate thinking of video title. Can put 'Guan Eng, tolong kami' instead of Employees seek LGE help -The Sequel? http://bit.ly/4Tg8z2 #
  • RT @scheekeong: @5xmom who wins d si lai votes?LGE? (Men who cry are damn man, ok LOL?) #
  • Lilian, if yr next video doesn't make Lim Guan Eng or his staff cry, pls join Gerakan, PCM & HRP to whack them blue black, ok? #
  • I am sorry to say this aloud but KLS temple, if they dun watch it, will turn to 'Who is the biggest boaster' soon. Just my opinions nia. #
  • RT @anthraxxxx: As far as I'm concerned, cronies are the only kind of species that were marginalized in Penang. (good one, Vincent) #
  • I went to this event for like 5 mins n I didn't even notice KTK! http://bit.ly/aVUxbY I cabut cos it is too 'angkat bola' beh tahan nia #
  • Lilian, u hv to stop calling ppl 'kakak' bcos it turns out u r the kakak lah! *admiring self in mirror, oh wait, or do I need a mirror?* #
  • Will HRP makes up their mind please? Challenging Nizar? THE Nizar? For real? http://bit.ly/anbghR Try Samy Vellu, sir. #
  • And read the kind of news Utusan publish http://bit.ly/aJMtao #
  • Not trying to prove whose reporting is accurate but if these sort of instigations goes on, we Penangites are the one who is going to suffer #
  • People, pls b the judge. http://bit.ly/ai1NZ3 compare with what LGE actually said http://bit.ly/bvPUxM #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — lge_stalls_demolition-1-1-1.mp4 http://youtu.be/9YqbvysEwII?a #
  • RT @simtzetzin: is surprise to get call from CM at 2.21am and we met in his office at 8.15am. That shows how hard he works for Penang. #
  • Maybe I shud carry a stack of Hindraf, MIC, MCA, DAP, Gerakan, UMNO, PAS, PKR cards with me n dispense. Got more CJ stories when all fight #
  • I told a group of Indian women, "Pigi cari Hindraf, suruh dia orang tolong lah'. wutudo they all kesian, more shit stirrer faster & louder. #
  • I am like news magnet nia, jalan-jalan pun got cerita and berita to cover. Thing is there is only one CJ Lilian nia, or else… #
  • Pasu the newspaper delivery uncle said, "He cannot even defend his own constituency, want to defend Anwar? I pity that Anwar" iLke Pasu #
  • I was walking on the road and Uncle Pasu, KBP villager passed by on bike. He said he want me to video him again abt Karpal rant. iLike oso. #
  • This morn, MTUC Razak came by to support the ex-Nikko workers. Now, that's what I call mogok, his voice like loud hailer. iLike! #
  • New blog post: What? CNY is less than a week? Shou… http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/02/08/what-cny-is-less-than-a-week-should-i-panic-now/ #
  • RT @Aen: Angry muslims complaining Nike's flame graphic looks like "Allah" on basketball shoe. http://is.gd/7SQcM #
  • Ok, I edit the video now and let's compare. #
  • What he said was, kes penghalangan, i.e. those that cause obstructions but no mention of them being demolished. #
  • Wuah kesian LGE. He didn't say that http://bit.ly/dhWV04 #
  • So happy YB Nizar's talk in Pg garnered almost 20K views even on a Sunday http://bit.ly/dnfaFo Let the 1Msia knows what a leader shud be. #
  • I wish fotographers wud put their camera on silent mode or dun lah view photos with the teet teet teet during a PC. It teet non-stop one. #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Lim Guan Eng to initiate legal proceedings against NST http://youtu.be/hRma44G1C1g?a #
  • Sedaq is going to go ahead with more protests http://bit.ly/a6cfBW #
  • Told a reporter the injustice I felt for her bcos she was ISA detained for reporting yet these people can shout racist remark all over town #
  • Today, a bureau chief & reporter related to us that the Sedaq protestors verbally abused and chased CM's pol sec, short of punching him. #
  • Legal proceedings to be initiated for this article More later, from cj.my video #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — nizar_forum2-1-1-1.mp4 http://youtu.be/LBmBD8fabN8?a #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Nizar : The day PR won Perak http://youtu.be/–vcq0fyuLI?a #
  • That man, with his wisdom, humbleness n his quotes fm the Quran deserves our undivided (and unedited) attention. #
  • What Nizar said in Pg re Perak was so inspiring, I am going to make 3 parts of 10 mins instead of editing n compressing. #
  • Long day tomolo, church,choir,PC,interview,event. But I'd rather be the change than to bitch abt change.The power is in my hands. Teet,rec. #
  • Both of them r bloggers n they have gone on and on abt LGE. Doh, MSM never report, where you get LGE's exact sentences huh? U r ban, rmbr? #
  • I wonder why 2 editors of 2 English media r so in love with topics related to DAP n Lim Guan Eng? LGE hits where it hurts, huh? #
  • Two months later…I am editing Nizar in Penang video. It was a good forum where YB Nizar shared some of his personal trials. #
  • RT @zasishak:better watch Awani 745 they showed Lim Guan Eng hentam Umno ystdy.that what I call news (entah siapa videographer ye?) ๐Ÿ™‚ #
  • New blog post: Are you coming to Penang for the … http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/02/06/are-you-coming-to-penang-for-the-chinese-new-year/ #
  • Our Minister of Education doesn't Know how to pronounce chauvinist. Lim Guan Eng chow-vi-nis. But chow lah, wei. Shaw-vi-nist. Aparahhh #
  • The most unproductive Saturday where I slept the headache away (but failed). #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Penang ready for the tiger http://youtu.be/e8kPwEUj8cg?a #
  • Joke fm UMNO 'penulis berharap agar kedua-dua pemimpin PKR negeri Pulau Pinang tidak senang dibeli oleh Guan Eng.' http://bit.ly/ckEKqs LOL #
  • I used a very Chinese-y CNY music for my video last nite n I can't get it out of my mind when I wake up in the morning. Grrr… #
  • I'd rather hv a loud Malaccan than a Penangite who ran away through backdoor to KL. Why didn't he say something abt mogok, nasir n etc? #
  • Chinese Mkini, pics by the Chinese sec reporter Chia Ming. Nice pics…http://bit.ly/aqHMfA Enjoy. Kekeke #
  • But..I am sure yr dreams of bcoming a model wl come true, cos there r lots of sites looking for Asian. In the porn industry. #
  • Am looking at some of the girls on DailyCabai n all I hv to say is – if u r ugly, flaunting yr boobs won't help, girl' #
  • Maybe MIC and all the other political parties want to settle the matters here on the real world before wanna be heroes in the cyberworld? #
  • MIC hv cybertroopers http://bit.ly/a4BoYI 'Putera MIC team of cyber-troopers who have been actively surfing the Internet' #
  • CM Lim Guan Eng response via sms on the fiery protest by Malay NGOs http://bit.ly/dsxH8S #
  • Someone quipped, orang Kelantan mai Penang mogok orang Melaka. (betul2 1Malaysia, kan?) #
  • I wonder if I can title my video "LGE sets Penang on fire" (cos he lighted up the CNY 2500 lanterns mah) #
  • is going to to see CNY lights. And may ask our hot, hot, hot CM who goes up in flame what's like being so idolised in flaming frenzy kekeke #
  • Ok..Indians burned LGE poster, Malays burned LGE effigy…Chinese we want to burn what ah? Burn bakgwa better lar hor? #
  • RT @simtzetzin: Forum PR Common Policy by YB Sivarasa, YB Dr Dzul, YB Tunku Aziz Tonight 5/2 fri 8.30pm @ Kompleks Penyayang Penang #
  • Malam gelap2 nampak bodoh, siang2 terang2 pun sama #
  • The poor things who burned their own memo didn't get the honour of being filmed by the Obnoxious CJ cos she feels a nap is nicer #
  • dear Guan Eng. If there was a plot to bring down your government, NST is not part of it. We are, as you can see, JUST a newspaper. (rite…) #
  • Tonite am skipping Sembang2 forum for CNY lights.But it wl be nice to ambush PKR leaders n also Tunku Aziz(DAP) for hot issue. *tips for CJ* #
  • NST retort http://bit.ly/b0AJmS to the video I made of LGE whacking them http://bit.ly/bkXss5 Someone hand the ice water pls #
  • Someone who lacks discipline to work can actually hv access to the PM to apply for scholarship. How nais #
  • Why then does he keep going on with the lagi? It is like he is hankering, more, more, more… #
  • Refresh my memory.Saiful claim how many times did he do it? Only 1 incident, rite? It is not like an on-going sex rite? *Agatha Christie* #
  • Habislah, the next time you walk into G2000 or want to grab that pair of Levis spender, you think of Saiful. Better buy cap Pagoda cam tu. #
  • Oops, I mean the jerky video, Blame Twitter for the 140 characters #
  • Any PKR AMKPP can confirm if I have all the names right? http://bit.ly/bjryoS It was a last minit thing n I was w/o tripod, pardon the jerks #
  • Another new day, another Saiful watch. This is getting unproductive. The court is looking at Saiful shit and slime. Haih. #
  • I hv 3 videos yet to appear on Mkini. One is DAP, 1 Gerakan n 1 PKR. 3-some LOL #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — amkpp_jeffooi-1-1-1.mp4 http://youtu.be/z5kyjLqxF-4?a #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — MACC report againsts 2 DAP Aduns http://youtu.be/qVytHtm6f_o?a #
  • Someone pls get the donkey out of the barnyard. He thinks he so big kah? Apologise to all Malaysians konon. Pthooi http://bit.ly/c5HJub #
  • The art of carrying balls. http://bit.ly/cVbjVt See comments. I wonder if they are genuine or DAP cybertroopers. Oh wait, I am one! Kekeke #
  • New blog post: Lemme entertain you with another… http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/02/05/lemme-entertain-you-with-another-video-by-me-me-me/ #
  • I have turned mo-peng on my legs and hands since I moved here. *sobs* Stupid green-bang, or-bang and even ants. They bite in my sleep ๐Ÿ™ #
  • Oh..tt YB responded to The Star but ignored my questions lah…Ok…nvm…. #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — guaneng_dsai-1-1-1.mp4 http://youtu.be/_9IQYJJwHjk?a #
  • Is there any blogger with 'crooked teeth' out there who has decent traffic, followers and wish to explore braces? #
  • Sebab I wanted to retort, tongkat ali, tongkat buluh, tongkat harimau pun tak boleh tolong lagi la, woi. #
  • And LGE said DSAI gets 10 yr cycle fitnah. He said in 10 yrs time, DSAI nanti kena sekali lagi. Made me almost burst out laffing. #
  • Kengkawan sekalian, does it sound weird if I put a title Guan Eng feels for Anwar? LOL. That's what he said wor. #
  • Actually, I am quite free. And I dissect what LGE said and I see that he never use the word 'pressure' at all. Seriously. #
  • Eh, if he didn't bath n wash for 2 days, does that means he kenot sembahyang oso? If so, how can a traumatised person not turn to tuhan? #
  • Enuff abt Saiful's butt. I am cooking boat people congee tonight. Yum yum…*attempt to erase Sifatt out of my mind* #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — LGE : Attempts to bring downfall to Penang http://youtu.be/4bcKlDt3L1Y?a #
  • Someone kill me already. He didn't shit, wash, bath for 2 days after being 'rape'? What a smart little boy! #
  • Saiful sure looks like he enjoyed being prodded. He went to 3 hospitals in 2 days. #
  • RT @bongkersz: I never read abt rape victim wants to demo how it happened. The fate of the nation lies in his.. hmm arse. Must demo. #
  • Am I rite tt all media wl not mention abt other media? Cos LGE whacked NST real hard but Bernama nvr rpt. LGE said 'downfall of Pg' #
  • News is boring when NST, Mkini, M Insider all tweeted the same boring news. Yawnnnn.. #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Gurney Drive – Beautiful project, ugly habit http://youtu.be/aSbmf93YaUo?a #
  • If they cud throw shits into their own place to blame others, I wonder if they cud put a scapegoat to make someone else a hero? #
  • Pagi ini, di dalam sebuah sidang media KM Lim Guan Eng memberi nama 'Tukang Fitnah' kepada satu akhbar Ingeris.Editor memutar belita berita #
  • This scene is so familiar. LOL, police n journalists n kepochees outnumbered protestors http://bit.ly/c8JJiw #
  • ooooOOOO, you kena cover up in Seberang Prai http://bit.ly/drwMVD Ghairah. Kalu tidak nanti everyone goes around 'can I f(3bintang) u? #
  • New blog post: It's raining! Gosh, it's raining! Yes! http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/02/03/its-raining-gosh-its-raining-yes/ #
  • PC 8.30pagi. Aku kena bangun 6.30. Kenapa awal sangat? Ngantuk tau, bang. Tapi hot issue, pergi jugak lah. #
  • Following a court case is like watching tennis, we only look left, right just for the thrill of it.Saiful, improve yr script n storyline pls #
  • Majority of Msians aren't so keen about reformasi, just want a good, convincing, lie without blinking storyline. Hope Saiful can do better. #
  • Sebab ex-MACC chief dulu cakap, it is normal for men to store porn in their handphones when his son was accused of being a pedo #
  • Lain kali, tonton lah sikit gay porn baru kelentong. Macam tu baru satu Malaysia boleh percaya sikit. Atau pun tanya ex-MACC chief #
  • Saiful oh Saiful, u tak pernah tengok porn keh? Mana ada storyline cam tu? Kata tak nak tapi telanjang pakai tuala. Aparahhh #canifu #
  • Define 'class' for leader.The boy was used to dad's business class flight, high class condo in overseas, all 'sponsored' by 'well wishers'. #
  • Ala Jerry McGuire – You had me at Can I F(tiga bintang) you….(Saiful McQueer) #
  • Tomolo BM, Mandarin n Tamil paper print Can I F*** you n all kids wl b asking their parents to spell F word. Abah, ape tu f bintang 3? #
  • RT @Asohan: DSAI was so rude; he should have asked "Can I f— you PLEASE?" #
  • In BM, parking is now call parkir. So farking is farkir? #
  • They shud ask a few gay guys to tell us how they make advances. Robbchew and Starwing, can help? #
  • Ish, shud be bromance means brother-romance as in gay romance lah. #
  • Romance kah, bromance kah (bro-romance is bromance, learn fm Twitter) pun kena slow sikit, kan? #
  • Eh, I don't think Bill said it so direct to Monica too. Tak kan lah tanya direct cam tu kut? Can I *teet* (censored) you? #
  • If u grew up on Nancy Drew, Sherlock Holmes, u definitely love court cases. Hvn't hv interesting one since Kartigesu n Jean Pereira one. #
  • Do you guys remember a movie where the wife took her husband's semen fm her V,keep in fridge n planted in herself later on to frame him? #
  • Lilian, get out of the hse n go shopping at Gurney. Stop thinking abt the mechanism of hving anal sex! Ish, leave tt to the court! #
  • And exactly how does one define semen? I bliv those r mere cells n not the slimy stuff, right? Cos when mixed with shit, certainly gone #
  • A woman can hv the baby of a man she didn't screw. Or even the baby of other couple she didn't screw. It is the test tube, yo. #
  • "The real problem is Tan Tee Beng's pettiness that has damaged his relationship with his two Assemblymen." (press stmnt fm DCM2) #
  • No PKR or DAP Mps get allocation, $$ goes to Aduns. Balik Pulau goes to Dewan Speaker (cos Adun is UMNO). #
  • LGE willing to lose friends n risk them becoming foes if this is price to pay to enforce CAT governance in Penang. (press stmnt thru DCM) #
  • PKR ready to act on Guan Eng http://bit.ly/9atAzv (If I learn how to spin like NST n I wl make oomph videos.LGE is DAP lah, wanna bluff meh) #
  • Thank God I tak kena this blackout.http://bit.ly/czZkmZ Everyone bitching about it.The Adun has a PC but I only cover handsome men kekeke #
  • We women must ask Saiful to teach us his super strong Kegel exercise. Kekekekekegel. #
  • Ish, misread Mkini headline I read 'I had quit' when it is 'I would quit'. False alarm hio. http://bit.ly/ads5eI #
  • New blog post: Thaipusam video http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/02/02/thaipusam-video/ #
  • I want to interview MP to understand the duties n roles of MPs. Shud I get YB Liew, Yusmadi (kekeke), Jeff or all 3? (others dunno me) #
  • Najib shud hire me to start Akademi Invisible Cybertrooper 1Malaysia. I learned ninja, stealth etc style one. Ask Mr. Atheist. Kekeke #
  • Some lame guy use a nick jasonleong to start twitting abt LGE. Eh, yr profile so fake, join Twitter Jan 29, terus LGE LGE LGE. Who wl bliv u #
  • Sei ler, for the next 48 hrs, I must one-leg kicks all. Two mornings must wake up by myself w/o hubby kicking my butt to do so. #
  • Eh, haven't those MIC members heard of handphone, recorder, camera, video camera? Tak kan tadak recording of what Nasir said? #
  • Wuah, naisss…solictor general somemore give press members sneak peek wei. http://bit.ly/aH7tkS KNN, think this is a movie meh? #
  • "the Chinese, especially the women, come here to 'jual tubuh' (flesh trade)" Hidup, hidup. Hidup 1Malaysia! http://bit.ly/ccwj8N #
  • Dei Samy, aiyoyoyo…why complain now? You hv been married with this culture for so long. http://bit.ly/ccwj8N #
  • Just that it is too blardy hot for me to bother making a video of what a waste of money cos the old one was ok. Why do they spend the money #
  • I don't care what The Star said but I think the Gurney Drive beautification project is ugly. http://bit.ly/aPYNXL The bench is fugly #
  • DAP vs PKR, round four, Fight! *ding ding ding* ala streetfigher http://bit.ly/c42h5m Actually it is frustrating to argue with accountant #
  • RT @anthraxxxx: Another ultra on the loose http://bit.ly/ccwj8N (biasaler, makan sama beras, yg berkhasiat punya pulak tu) #
  • Hahahaha, every month, I pay thru Paypal a sum of USD under Personal for my VPS(hosting). VPS is not virtual personal sex-friend, ok? #
  • Actually, I can make ten times tt amt per month if I am hired by BN to be their cybertroopers. But I bodoh, go idolize LGE, penniless. #
  • "Good news! Your cashout of RM 5836.90 has just been marked as 'Sent' in our system, meaning the cheque is on its way."#nuffnang #
  • Lilian continues ketawa sampai pecah perut walaupun Tok Guru takyah sembahyang lagi. #
  • I salute saiful for his bravery in making the police report. A lesser man, even with inducement of tons of money, will not act as he did. #
  • Join this FB group if you support Saiful http://bit.ly/bpq9YI #
  • Not joking one. Got 2 groups on FB, all two members and 123 members of them. fatimah zuhri & margaret justice r highly rekomended to join #
  • Siapa nak masuk kumpulan 'Support for Saiful'? *laff till pecah perut* #
  • We hv to understand why ppl call LGE a dictator. Cos these ppl hv worked for eunuchs for far too long. (eh, I no mention name ok…) #
  • Morons really think the PM have time to read their shits.Sigh..grow up lah, even I also sometimes lazy to read and reply liao, what more PM. #
  • I am so glad I pest control my FB n do not need to see comments in 1. 2. 3. style and capital letters. Hope pesky FB pests all die soon #
  • oh, don't forget the ciggies that makes you feel good and woozy too. #
  • We must practice taking cold shower, eat plain rice, sleep with no fan, fetal position, strip naked in public, go with little sleep if we… #
  • This is part 2 of LGE. http://bit.ly/9Ot114 You can find more interviews with other detainees on Mkini site done by citizen journalists #
  • Of cuz, u hv to find the link to the SD yrself. LKS version http://bit.ly/97Qa92 of his ISA interrogation #
  • That SD description on interrogation and Lim Guan Eng & Lim Kit Siang description of ISA detention sound similar http://bit.ly/95d8u3 #
  • Going for my Optimax one month post-lasik eye check. I hv forgotten lasik bcos my vision is normal, eye no discomfort n no contact lenses #
  • By morning, the laptop is hot enough to fry sunny side up, bacon and ham. #
  • Gai liao, I did a full system scan on Windows Live bcos my Vista kept showing updates available. Now only 4%. Need to leave stupid pc on #
  • Eh, who remember the old story of MPPP president sexist remarks? http://bit.ly/9pkYpn What happened in the end? Did he apologise? #
  • New blog post: My drama king http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/02/02/my-drama-king/ #
  • One friendly face SB laughed so hard when they temberang, kelentong dan angan-angan pasal perjuangan mereka. He laughed Kakakakaaka #
  • You know, if u like protest, come Penang. Ystdy nite protest, police cuma dengar lawak jenakah 5 org tu n let them lepas geram, no problem #
  • Selangor got Selcat and fireworks. Penang will get Pencat with li-kong-phau (giant firecracker) soon. #
  • V Penang kias hard to pls. KTK dun talk, we say eunuch. LGE tok too much, we say he no class lah, dictator lah..Gimme anything but eunuch #
  • I hate u Microsoft. U r a big bully who force me to use IE n yr lengthy fine prints r just farking confusing. #
  • With this statement, I wonder what donkeys hv we voted in? Don't they know the basics? http://bit.ly/bY4pM3 BTW Zahrain was the MP I voted. #
  • I carried balls on the wrong side of the fence or I wl probably be made a natuk in a couple of years…kekekeke #
  • I don't know abt others but my state leader say it loud 'sindrom tongkat' http://bit.ly/8YZDWX and I am utterly proud. Compare to KTK… #
  • New blog post: "Kerajaan P. Pinang kejam dan zalim … http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/02/01/kerajaan-p-pinang-kejam-dan-zalim-macam-israel/ #
  • Kalau kau orang belum pernah makan kat Hammer Bay http://bit.ly/5ccy1V dah terlambat, lingkup dah, shisha murah dah jadi asap #
  • "DAP kejam dan zalim bagaikan kerajaan Israel" http://bit.ly/8YZDWX (video protes lastik simbolik Palestin) #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Kerajaan Pulau Pinang menindas kaum Melayu? http://youtu.be/xT2pp5AWjnk?a #
  • New blog post: Phew…after one month http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/02/01/phew-after-one-month/ #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Datuk Zahrain – Balik ke pangkal jalan http://youtu.be/ZDPwC0tsVgQ?a #
  • New blog post: These photos are just mesmerizing http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/01/31/these-photos-are-just-mesmerizing/ #
  • All Umno had to do was tell the Chief Minister to jump and he would respond, โ€œHow high?" http://bit.ly/9eMvHo (That's Koh Tsu Koon, not LGE) #
  • Chewah, my "Lim Guan Eng, Zahrain, Hindraf at Thaipusam' video garnered views almost 4 times Najib n Samy at Thaipusam http://bit.ly/duSIqf #
  • DAP response to Zahrain's attack on Lim Guan Eng. http://bit.ly/brvt0X Hope this clear some of the rumours ๐Ÿ˜‰ (btw, I like dictators kekeke) #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Thaipusam 2010 in Penang – Beyond races http://youtu.be/U-9gsfCkK4w?a #
  • I rated a YouTube video (3 out of 5 stars) — Team Fortress 2 (TF2) and Spongebob [Episode 3] http://youtu.be/yjhFJ4QEhlY?a #
  • New blog post: Lest we forget.. http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/01/29/lest-we-forget/ #
  • Zahrain (PKR MP) vs Lim Guan Eng http://bit.ly/ajN6vz #
  • Jumaat ni, Hari Ponteng. Sebab satu jalan dah jam nak pecah kelapa. Jadi buat apa susah2 pi sekolah. Yippee! Tidoq sampai tengahari #
  • Am confused, macha. Is Hindraf hvg problems with UMNO/BN or DAP/Rama? Or they practically hv problems with all? http://bit.ly/bmlA29 #
  • Hey, why not Wathya get Lim Guan Eng to help him check the accounts since LGE is an accountant by profession? *laffing at own lame joke* #
  • RT @elizabethwong: Police ordered to stop Sgor state function at Batu Caves. (likedis I must attend the Pg tomolo n see got drama to film) #
  • Tell it to Utusan lah, PM. http://bit.ly/bOXs1E #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Christians united in prayer http://youtu.be/99f0BUPGtYs?a #
  • RT @Asohan #yorais rant boggles the mind; like he doesn't know his govt makes these laws? http://bit.ly/acgGwr (he is possessed! LOL) #
  • Suddenly, I feel 10 yrs old and feel I am Nancy Drew or Hardy Boys in Misteri kepala babi hutan. #
  • RT @Asohan: Sigh, back to square one RT @jahabarsadiq Muslim overseers blame Christians for โ€˜Allahโ€™ row: http://bit.ly/bo12WH #
  • Hmmm …did god asked us to PROTECT the religion? Nay, ours asked us to spread the love, peace and harmony. Like serikaya on bread likedat #
  • Finally I complete the editing of Christians united in prayer video. Phew…1 hr of sermon, I jammed into 3 mins. Lilian the compressor. #
  • If CM is the king of slogans, PM is the king of acronyms. Welcome to Malaysia! #
  • Ma, when I grow up, I want to join UMNO too. http://bit.ly/csAn5E Seems like they get immunity all the while… #
  • Ladies & gentlemen, I have donated to Haiti. Pls do not spam my FB or ask me for money at wet markets. Thank you veli much. #
  • is going to spend trimming all her HDDs. I used up 80% of 1TB! Crazy, rite? #
  • Hari ni (Khamis), hari entah. Buat apa? Entah. Pergi mana? Entah. Makan apa? Entah. Jumpa siapa? Entah. Semua pun entah..rilekssss #
  • New blog post: Penang toy museum http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/01/27/penang-toy-museum/ #
  • has cooked dinner, now kena drag to Toy Museum across the street bcos kids r driving me nutz to go. Drive there cos crossing road dangerous. #
  • New blog post: Ish, what will they think off next? http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/01/27/ish-what-will-they-think-off-next/ #
  • Cow – checked, pig – checked, lain kali cari harimau ya? Harap2 skali ia baham sibodoh semua. #
  • RT @Asohan: Wildboars were a favourite of Asterix and Obelix (then they must go after A & O, ask #yorais for address/location) #
  • Ermm…I got a stewpig question. Is wild boar really wild? As in hunters hunted them? #
  • RT @Khairykj: calling PAS, PKR & DAP to ask for a common statement w/ BN Youth condemning all attacks on places of worship. (biaq betoi) #
  • We Chinese hv pig's porridge and pig's brain is delicacy. Then, the cheek and ear r mighty gud stewed. But too bad… #
  • RT @mahyuni: http://bit.ly/9C5Egs 50 nabbed in Home Ministry ISA swoop. (Betul ke ni?) #
  • And your point is???? (I paling hate ppl who blabber w/o a point, wasting my time) #
  • Don't lah pig head pun nak tonyeh mai kai kita orang. We all tak main-main cam tu lah. Tak boleh ke repot pasal pigheads w/o mentioning us? #
  • The bed is calling me, come take a nap.The maternal instinct is screaming, faster get ready go see yr son at breaktime.The devil n the saint #
  • "rakyat don't want to read Utusan Malaysia, before, now, and forever." http://bit.ly/6WCEq3 Fuyoh RM6K on Utusan papers #
  • A lot of ppl hv ceased to use their brains n eat all the shits spew by the net. DAP setting up roadblocks? Prove to me n I video for you. #
  • Fengshui says good to hv back land of our hse higher than front. But fengshui forget neighbours skali can look right into our rooms. Sigh. #
  • Please rain pleaserainpleaserain pleaserainpleaserain pleaserainpleaserain pleaserainpleaserain pleaserainpleaserain pleaserainpleaserain #
  • GoT many video to edit but lazy. LGE say dun be posmen, unity prayer, lighthouse bakery videos. But I shall nap instead. #
  • What's cute abt 6-7 yrs old kids r their huge teeth. The teeth r adult size, the face pulak kid's size. So they look like rabbit teeth. #
  • If the Min. of Education is serious in improving schools, he shud reduce this double-standard of putting certain skools on pedestals. #
  • Gee, I like my photos. http://bit.ly/4nM3mt And DAP supporters hv to be a little less defensive lah. Dun la diss the writer blindly. #
  • Of course, I cud hv gone to video our beloved Twitterbrity n show tt I can cakap omputeh and om-melayu but I chickened out. #
  • I went to ber-CJ where ex-drug addicts, prisoners n homeless folks produce yummy breads and cakes. Nice teh tarik n kopi-peng too. #
  • And now Chitika pulak wants me to fill in tax form. Haih…I hate those W8 forms. Mahfan dousei. #
  • My Malaysia Best food blog is now free from Google Ads due to an exclusivity contract http://bit.ly/4WMI1m Who else on exclusive contract? #
  • The world has to go on rotating without me. I am going to sleep. Nite world. #
  • If you see a row of mozzies doing Russian dance and singing Ra, Ra Rasputin, you know they had visited me and my Black Russian. ๐Ÿ™‚ #
  • I wonder if the nyamuk can get mabuk when they suck my blood when I am intoxicated? #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Chiah Zi Jun's cadet send off http://youtu.be/RQ2IZ3v04XA?a #
  • I am soooo sorry I got the name wrong. I cannot change it on this video… (YouTube http://youtu.be/BfMJmPTDu38?a) #
  • Die ler, I got one teacher's surname wrong. It is Yeoh, not Seow. *hangs head in remorse and fast fast edit* #
  • Loudau sei dou mm sai kum kwai cheong geh #
  • CNY is here, steamboat tonite with large prawns, homemade fishball, fish maw, squids, homemade 'chiew-phai-taufoo' & meats..dong dong jiang #
  • The only way to survive in this hot weather is 22 deg aircond bedroom zzzzz till sun goes down #
  • New blog post: A photo a day http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/01/25/a-photo-a-day/ #
  • #streamyxsucks so bad, 1 min on my Adobe Element is actually 30 mins in streamyx broadband time. Haih..fasterlah, I sleepy di #
  • Kek-sim lor, pai eet liao. Sien nia, wa ai khi khoon liao. #
  • RT @limkitsiang: wocial – new term 4"event that is part work, part social; brunch of the business world" – as WEF Davos (LKS so techie wan) #
  • New blog post: My kid is compensating me for washing b… http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/01/24/my-kid-is-compensating-me-for-washing-butts/ #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Dragon Boat Tragedy – Waiting for inquiry http://youtu.be/jgtQfIVXYyU?a #
  • After so many ponggal videos, can someone show me if those milk rice are edible? Is it tasty? #
  • RT @limkitsiang: Mingguan Malaysia Awang Selamatโ€™s vial of poison, lies and sedition and the rise of Middle Malaysia http://bit.ly/7RloVN #
  • "If we turn to the uneducated and the wannabes for the future of journalism.." (he is referring to citizen journalists) http://bit.ly/6BAiEi #
  • Politicians 'showed face', offered some words of sympathy and went. Like a superstar http://bit.ly/6CLKfB Firsthand acct of dragon boat #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Bringing Britain to Penang http://youtu.be/zkAAHZCPfL0?a #
  • New blog post: Rude kids http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/01/23/rude_kid/ #
  • ex-PM Pak Lah confuses ppl further tt Christians have 3 gods. May as well tell them they r mary, joseph n jesus DOH! http://bit.ly/8bVkYk #
  • The road bully? Hmm….that's all I can remember. #
  • A FB fren said he cannot see my status updates on his FB page. How do I (or he) get it to appear? HELP, pls? I am soo famous mah kekeke #
  • Shite, it is Saturday but got replacement class for CNY. So another early morning again. Haih… #
  • I reallyx3 need to sleep now. UCAN piece done, downloading this afternoon PC videos, dinner to be cooked later…Farmville harvested. #
  • Terror attack? Why werry…..got hero mah….Chey..releks macha. #
  • I am going to repeat it – Students from Chung Ling High School, the furture leaders excited to see Malaysiakini.tv press tag ystdy. #
  • The word hero means many things to people. When u r in Bollywood land….well……*rubs chin to find a proper way to say it* #
  • Lim Guan Eng fan of Avatar http://bit.ly/5skxcS What about you, Tun M? #
  • New blog post: Cadet send-off for Zi Jun, dra… http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/01/22/cadet-send-off-for-zi-jun-dragon-boat-tragedy-victim/ #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Cadet send-off for dragon boat victim http://youtu.be/BfMJmPTDu38?a #
  • Gudnite ppl. In a lil while,Youtube/FB n Twitter wl auto-ping the URL to a video I just uploaded. Pls hv a gud cry, life is short, live it. #
  • I joined twitter on 7 April 2007 – http://whendidyoujointwitter.com And I bet I am much techy-ier than yr momma and grandmomma and even you! #
  • New blog post: So many things, so little time http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/01/22/so-many-things-so-little-time/ #
  • My FB wall looks like I am the most unloved person with no pillows, no pokes, no gifts. Muahahar….I deleted them all, that's why! #
  • The most effective sorry is when ppl dun expect it. Sometimes, a sorry is not an admittance of yr mistake but a sign of maturity & grace. #
  • Danny Law needs to get his priorities right. Condolences 1st b4 you start shooting, Mr. Tourism. Remorse, repent 1st, yr boss teach one. #
  • I forgot the hotshoe of both my tripods. Now I have jerky videos ๐Ÿ™ And I didn't bring my zoom lens and the Bishops are so tiny double :(( #
  • just back from a unity prayer with the diff churches in Penang, Methodist, Anglican & Catholic. Feel so happy to see Bishop Phang again #
  • Goodness gracious, there are ppl who actually bliv n dish out 'najib wl make things right b4 GE13' gospel. Eat yr medicine lah! Tiu. #
  • I am so used to the word CJ, now I perasan when I see CJ thinking it is us but no….it is Chief Justice. Kekekekeeke #
  • I know there is some prayer thingie in church today. But I can't recall what and who are involve. Churches of other denominations, rite? #
  • My 7yr boy's Moral book says, "Buddha = Tahun Baru Cina, Kristian = Krismas…." #
  • Say it – Yes, all parties r to be blamed, including the gov, parents, IDBF members/past members, public for knowingly NOT doing anything #
  • He said Exco Tourism wl do it. I say that is political suicide n bad strategy. As a parent, I demand an open admittance fm the state gov. #
  • I hereby loudly say that I am very disappointed that CM Lim Guan Eng is not giving a more detail press statement on the dragon boat tragedy #
  • RM15M to help men to continue being irresponsible. Is tt a wise decision and effective measure? #
  • is going out n see what she can get out fm cat re tragedy. I bliv ppl has to use same yardstick they measure others to measure themselves #
  • Do you Malaysians feel that our country is like really uninvolved in Haiti crisis? Says a lot about priorities and preferences, no? #
  • New blog post: Week 3 http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/01/20/week-3/ #
  • And the body language of many 'people' just scream 'I am cold, distant, fake n here only bcos I am yr elected rep n need 2b seen caring' #
  • E.g like this rinnali http://bit.ly/6sKRp1 . If u hv nothing to say, just cry along n keep quiet. That's all that is needed. #
  • Wl Christians pls stop their god-talk when console bereaved ppl? God this god tt, yr head lah. You died b4 to be so sure izzit? #
  • New blog post: The Herald editor talks about the All… http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/01/20/the-herald-editor-talks-about-the-allah-issue/ #
  • US threatens sanctions over missing engines and church attacks http://bit.ly/5UDoVA #
  • Rais is so famous,Year One kid knows him. Q-Who is Najib? Huh? Dunno. Q-Who is Rais? That Twitter man lor, cakap org putih man. #yorais #
  • Rais says, "Look! Ma! I am femes!" http://bit.ly/4DqPYi #yorais #
  • "Jews have always been a problem. They have to be confined to ghettos, and periodically massacred. – Tun M (OMG, I dunno to laff or cry) #
  • LOL at the caustic remarks on Mkini on 8 suspected arsonists http://bit.ly/5whqVe I also think they hv to be Indians again to fit the plot. #
  • Pepper spray was staged too #apanama #
  • Rafidah hugging sobbing Tun M was staged #apanama #
  • Since Nazri explicitly loudly boldly officially said we can use tt 'A' word, does tt mean we lectors can start reading the Al-kitab fm now? #
  • RT @Asohan: This is a MUST READ — NYT on โ€˜Allahโ€™ and 2Laws, 1Malaysia Malay Provocation – http://bit.ly/8iYxCs (2laws rhyme wit telur) #
  • If only kids can remember all the names of 1st PM to current one with one glimpse on Youtube then, Pendidikan Moral sure score lah #
  • "Mom, all I need is a spec n songkok n I can cakap orang putih, cakap org putih, cakap org putih"Haih..just one glimpse on Youtube only, ok? #
  • Eloooo…can someone pls tell Tun M he is NOT a PM anymore? Doh…Avatar=9/11. #
  • mairais are tired from all the #yorais tweet. Early to bed, early torais. Nite people! Enjoy yorais fun while it lasts. #
  • RT @qpidv: RT @derekw: Rais so old, when god said ;Let there be light, he said ;Kenapa kamu cakap bahasa orang putih? #yorais #
  • As a lector, I long for the day when I can read in BM. Maybe I shall just pray. In His time. #
  • Thanks to Nazri, I finally found where my 'book' was aft moving here. Yesaya is good for reflections aft all the madness. #
  • RT @xniquet: Rais Yatim is so old he has to stick his dick in the freezer to get it hard. #yorais #
  • I called my kids for dinner, Rice time!!! Kids replied, Mom stop tweeting! #yorais #
  • Rais is so ancient, my kids thot he is a stand-up comedian on Bintang RTM #yorais #
  • RT @amuse_gueule: rais is so ancient he thinks citizen journalism is japanese propaganda! #yorais #
  • Rais is so ancient, if you tell him his komputer got bugs, he sprays Ridsect #yorais (credit to my #3 #
  • Rais is so ancient this video of his was etched in stone before Youtube existed http://bit.ly/zGeJ0 #yorais #
  • Rais is so ancient, he will call his witch doctor frens to exorcise all of us from the satanic twitter curse#yorais #
  • Rais is so ancient, when we say, You are da bomb, he said, Shelter! Hiroshima!!!! #yorais #
  • RT @tjunkie: RT @nickywoo: I was wondering what does Rais mean. Look what I found on dictionary.com http://bit.ly/4GJ8uH #yorais #
  • RT @hamsupking: Rais is so ancient, when he askd: Adik dari akhbar mana? Reporter: Egyptian Papyrus Tribune" #yorais #
  • Rais is so ancient, the controversial A word hasn't exist yet. #yorais #
  • Rais is so ancient, he probably scolded reporters "Cakap lah Hebrew, tak reti cakap ke?"#yorais #
  • Rais is so ancient, he can probably spell the name of @bongkersz who started this trend in ancient greek and hebrew #yorais #
  • Rais is so ancient, he and Adam used to be lovers #yorais #
  • Why arent my tweets showing on this page http://bit.ly/6MJ4hI #
  • Rais Yatim is so ancient, website to him is the site the spider made its home.#yorais #
  • RT @scheekeong: Rais Yatim is so ancient, which is why RTM looks like it hasn't change frm P Ramlee's era #yorais #
  • Syabas Lim Guan Eng http://bit.ly/7Fqjeq from Zaid Ibrahim #
  • Will some reporters from KL pls alert our dear Rais Yatim the next time you go for PC? Ape tu? Yo ape? Di mane? Toksa cakap omputeh boleh? #
  • Rais Yatim is so ancient, art to him was drawing on caves wall.#yorais #
  • Rais Yatim is so ancient, he used to have a pet dodo #yorais #
  • Rais Yatim is so ancient, he used to go to school with Shih Huang Ti but he dropped out of cuz, obviously..doh #yorais #
  • Rais is so ancient, Dr M is his long, long, long lost grandson.#yorais #
  • RT @theancharn: Rais is so ancient, whenever he calls a press conference d History Channel is 1st 2 arrive #yorais #
  • Rais Yatim is so ancient, Eve was his girlfriend #yorais #
  • RT @bongkersz: LMAO! #yorais Rais Yatim is so ancient, he joined a game show and the grand prize was fire @mahyuni @icednyior #
  • Rais Yatim is so ancient, his official portal raisyatim.com is still on morse-code & telex #yorais #
  • Oh Em Gee! My post still above raisyatim.com in Google search http://bit.ly/7aZ0Nt I love myself so much. #
  • Rais Yatim is so ancient, Genesis shud start with 'Let there be Rais, and there is Rais'#yorais #
  • RT @bongkersz: Rais Yatim is so ancient, he co-authored the Ten Commandments #yorais #
  • Rais Yatim is so ancient, he thinks mouse is found in paddy fields.#yorais #
  • Rais Yatim is so ancient, he thinks mouse is found in paddy fields. #
  • RT @limkitsiang: Will AG cite Nazri 4contempt agst Lau Bee Lan in KL High Ct judgment on Herald case on Allah term? http://bit.ly/7rKwgn #
  • The pigs are landing. http://bit.ly/5Wn6nQ Time to get my lapcheong, lap ark fm my fav Cantonese sundry shop http://bit.ly/7lBbXB #
  • Why Nazri allows Penang to use Allah? Is it bcos we are under Pakatan Rakyat? Want to trade for popularity votes kah? #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Anwar on Trial – Part 3 – Jason on the turning point http://youtu.be/POvoNIG2FUE?a #
  • Twitters,FB-kers, don't let Mr. Rice bit your meat. http://bit.ly/5Roynu Oooo…I am so afraid… #
  • New blog post: Penang Dragon Boat tragedy – vi… http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/01/18/penang-dragon-boat-tragedy-video-of-rescue-mission/ #
  • Please note that all the missing youths were found drown. Their bodies … (YouTube http://youtu.be/XOMMO0ZYkUs?a) #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — dragonboat2-1-1-1.mp4 http://youtu.be/iCSIbOuTu7g?a #
  • It is the time of the month when I wish I am born a man instead……:) #
  • All victims of dragon boat tragedy found. http://bit.ly/4UBZTM God bless their souls n give the parents strength to face the hardest days #
  • I video-ed Ed Dept Director "Ini satu kemalangan, cikgu n pelatih itu semua bertauliah, mungkin mrk tidak memenuhi semua peraturan" #
  • Funny how the same comment can produce 2 diff news. #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Penang dragon boat tragedy – 2 dead, 4 missing http://youtu.be/XOMMO0ZYkUs?a #
  • Penang State Gov. needs a better organised emergency rescue team plus a more informed bilik gerakan. #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Anwar on Trial Forum – Pt 2 : Sim on politics http://youtu.be/FOXsyljLkJU?a #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Anwar on Trial – Pt 1 : Yusmadi on law http://youtu.be/R_l9T32Ub_8?a #
  • RT @limkitsiang: Home Ministry should withdraw appeal against KL High Court judgment on โ€œAllahโ€ controversy http://bit.ly/8kBLBb #
  • Wuah, our PM hogged the headlines on The Star. So many heart-warming news about him. We are in love already, PM. #
  • Eh, in the first place, who decides to move the dragon boat fm Teluk Bahang dam to the new spot? #
  • A tragedy is a tragedy. Does the police need to rub it in tt the boys were not wearing life jackets? http://bit.ly/78c9KF #
  • BM & English article on Why Herald can use the word Allah http://bit.ly/81dXDX (but of cuz, there is a stay order, Herald is not using yet) #
  • Oh dear…tragedy here in Penang http://bit.ly/6H0KgW Teacher found dead, 5 Chung Ling boys still missing #
  • Ini dia Gereja Herald online protest. Kahkahkah…lawak betul beb http://bit.ly/6PMsYo #
  • Isaiah 59:4 No one calls for justice;no one pleads his case with integrity.They rely on empty arguments and speak lies; http://bit.ly/5GLMkp #
  • Ini dia Majalah Herald. MAJALAH lah, boleh faham? Bukan Gereja Herald. http://bit.ly/2Gmiw #
  • RT @anthraxxxx: Maybe Rais Yatim merajuk w FB cos he merely got 300 supporters in fanpage. Tbh, 300 fans r good enuf for certified moron. #
  • Hello friend, ape tu Gereja Herald. Come on lah…know yr facts properly sebelum nak mula kempen lah. Herald tu majalah terhad lah. Ish #
  • Eh, why Star never mention Gerakan Youth geh? Kena sidelined? http://bit.ly/7KEt1J #
  • New blog post: Sunday is for Godly stuffs http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/01/17/sunday-is-for-godly-stuffs/ #
  • Tks to MIC losing bad in the last election, we suddenly hv a deluge of Indian/Hindu/Tamil festivals to celebrate. Power to Samy! Yay! #
  • Woot! I hv edited Pt 1 video of Anwar On Trial. Pt 1 shall be MP Yusmadi talking abt law, law, law. He said ppl say Anwar is a chameleon… #
  • Image/conclusion of cybertroll is they are usually loser in life, jobless, directionless, aimless, delusional, mental and full of craps #
  • After I saw one LGE-hater, cyber troll, tok kok fella last nite, tt image has blown away every single credibility of every single cybertroll #
  • RT @elizabethwong: KuLi jokes! P'haps Rais wishes 4 us 2B immersed in RTM. All these crowds forming their own opinion could be subversive. #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — LGE : S'gor police chief has to explain http://youtu.be/b60FRjMeKUQ?a #
  • I can only thank God I am CJ in Pg cos if I hv to face morons who says this http://bit.ly/6orsHc nayah dia. Read para 7 on belittling ppl… #
  • Is 2010 the year of the Morons where each ministries to outdo each other in the moron department?Do we need Rais's ok when to hv sex too? #
  • Msia is a great country to live in, if you hv permanent PMS. You'll nvr run out of things to bitch n rant. #
  • And if they ever raid, then Thy will be done. Cos we cannot be afraid all the time. Jesus said, "Why are you so afraid, you of lil faith?" #
  • And shud I need to go to East Malaysia, then, I rubbed off the Tuhan and leave the original print? MORONS! #
  • "copies of the Bible containing the word โ€œAllahโ€ needed to be changed when used in the peninsula." SO…do I re-write my Al-Kitab now? #
  • Why do we even need the court and the law when we have ministers like Nazri? http://bit.ly/4TpalX #
  • Sgor polis very confusing lah. One day say arrest LGE, next day say he never say so. LGE pun whack lah. We all pun video lah. Nice, rite? #
  • is going to ADun opis n stalk his PA so tt when Air Putih area flood again,I know who to terrorise.I am a voter, I can do anything haimai? #
  • Hv I tweeted tt my #2 son who is waiting for his SPM is working as a janitor? Lucky fella got a high paying job just mopping flrs of apts #
  • Today, during the civil service gathering with CM, the mahkamah syariah launched new website. They use feng-tau music n caused us to giggle #
  • Bestnyer..nothing to do weekend, except for catechism class on Sat noon. #
  • The most beautiful sight is a sleeping child. So adorable,angelic,peaceful,innocent,pure,cute,handsome (twitter limit me to 140 characters) #
  • RT @limkitsiang: 10th church attacked is Grace Global Prayer Church, Happy Garden, Rasah, S'ban. Crime committed b4 8pm this evening #
  • Kekekeke Catholic priest rejects DAP visit. That's the way to go, Fr! http://bit.ly/79pc5t (of cuz, LGE diff lah, he is the Chief Min, ok?) #
  • Malam ni nak ke Masyarakat Penyayang untuk entah apa DSAI punya event. LOL Siapa lagi yang pergi? I cuma tolong YB video je. #
  • New blog post: Two weeks on… http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/01/15/two-weeks-on/ #
  • I wonder keeping Al-Kitab, some kid's bible stories etc in BM with the big A word in it is forbidden? Things that make me go hmmmmm? #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — LGE : Blatant lie & double-standard by Selangor CPO http://youtu.be/1BGA37BuVrE?a #
  • Just a thot, when they r against the Catholics, they get silence. When they r against another faith, they get Karpal Singh kekekeke #
  • RT @edgemy: Lim Guan Eng accused Selangor CPO Khalid Abu Bakar of lying when he accused Lim of refusing to cooperate http://bit.ly/6Il51E #
  • Nazri has sliced Najib's 1Malaysia into East & West. http://bit.ly/8ly79v So, how r they implementing this? #
  • Taken a power nap while waiting for my video to finish encoding. A pink based Omni filter gave LGE a healthy boost in Geoduck-sick grayness #
  • My poor God also known notoriously as 'the big A' has to cross the seas to use His Almighty name. Sigh…He must me laffing Himself silly #
  • RT @musatzou: My God or yours? The meaning of Allah http://bit.ly/8wLhBj #
  • Arrggh,….how in the world did we get a #2 man like him? Oh God, what have we done to deserve a moron like him? #
  • I feel like shoving a porcupine up our Moo-Moo Min ass for quoting the most dumbass quote on the you-know-what issue. #
  • Am editing my 1st batch of Canon FS200 vids n wonder if it is as good as FS100 (albeit the many technical glitches). Quality seems bad #
  • Semalam, saya mimpi Rose Mah talipon saya,komplen kata video saya tu bad angle dia, lepas tu, dia suruh saya remove dari Youtube.*berpeluh* #
  • LGE said (insert name) threat to arrest him is dbl standard and the (insert name) is a blatant liar. Wait for my video! Panas. Kekekeke #
  • Time to sleep again. Back to the grind of dropping visiting picking kid. But I go CJ n see if LGE going to bidas anyone. Biar pedas, bang #
  • Yorrrr…I got a bigger than life online presence. Fm Najib to Abdul Rashid, hell money to durians http://bit.ly/5fm1rK How did they do it? #
  • Fuyoh, ini ape benda punya social media? All my dirty old secrets on one page! http://bit.ly/5fm1rK Tks @shufiyan shukur for the leads #
  • Use the right language in preparing yr court documents hor? http://bit.ly/4V3n5X I don't want to lose a CM wei. Later no get to CJ liao keke #
  • New blog post: Teaching my little buaya http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/01/13/teaching-my-little-buaya/ #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Visit Penang Year 2010-2012 http://youtu.be/iAjjMSH4SS0?a #
  • And I wl make sure I eat bak gwa fm KL kau kau bcos it is not contaminated with the filthy thing call politics kekekeke #
  • Now is tomorrow. That means I wont be in Penang. I wl be eating, shopping, watching movie, going to Petrosains, eating,shopping… #
  • RT @mojosd: attempt to criminalize citizen journalism involving police actions. http://bit.ly/8FXqy1 (Gud for CJs to ponder) #
  • Oso, get it into yr skulls tt not all MIC/MCA/etc r bad n not all DAP/PKR/etc are good either.U think belonging to a party is like exorcism? #
  • Time for politicians n their rabid fans to get into their heads tt governing the people is not some stupid contest of who is better. Doh.. #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — ee http://youtu.be/_p3RZo37GzU?a #
  • Was the last Visit Penang Year in 1988? Or is there one between then and 2010? http://bit.ly/4wd0ku #
  • Time for all politicians to buzz off churches. We can deal with it through the court, or die trying to deal with it.That's my stand. #
  • Oh, they call it Bahasa Melayu.Today, my 6 yrs old pissed off said, "It is BAHASA MELAYU lah, what Bahasa Msia? We dun learn B.Msia"he geram #
  • OK, time for me to prepare dinner. Let's see, bak kut teh, steam fish and stir fry celery & mushrooms #
  • RT @Khairykj: Almost identical pix in Star & Utusan of shiny happy tourists & eager beaver police/RELA. Can Govt PR be more contrived? #
  • I just woke up fm a nap, so I am suppose to be in a good mood. But still morons are pissing me off. #
  • Go back to jaga pintu lah, tok kok so much for what lah! http://bit.ly/6kpyJw #
  • RT @classyadele: NZ Herald's coverage on the whole Allah issue http://bit.ly/7CqcXM #fb (interesting…) #
  • Wateva happened to that stay order where we are not supposed to talk or it is sub-judice? How come everyone is talking like nobody's bisnes? #
  • My two blogs are probably one of those mentioned http://bit.ly/5jF4op cos they topped the Google searches #
  • Tok Guru visited SFX and Assumption? – http://bit.ly/4NWhmJ #
  • Gah! my washing machine ate the name card of president. I can't proceed until I locate someone who has the name. Only RTM reporter there. #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — PICC_contradict-1-1-1.mp4 http://youtu.be/oR3Ptt0gLVs?a #
  • My cam battery ran out or I wud ask the chairman if they mind people calling the Tamil Muslims mamak. And where did the mamak term comes fm #
  • is reading about Panaikulam. Strange things a CJ does. It is where all our very rich mamaks come from, or so I was told. #
  • "Depan pun main sama you, belakang pun main sama you" LOL #
  • Oh ya, the Lord is the Lord of Lords and…(you know the rest lah) but….sigh…we shall see #
  • Do you know that @limkitsiang has been championing this BM Bible for decades? Here is one video http://bit.ly/4rr7AV (also one pdf dd 1998) #
  • It is scary how many morons and monkeys are being elected at each GE. And they are not just regular Aduns but high position ones. #
  • Another one…http://bit.ly/6JmG1s #
  • Btw, Herald Bahasa Malaysia version http://bit.ly/7oi8Au in case u guys wonder what's the fuss. No fuss at all, really. #
  • has just cooked lunch, or is it dinner? Wateva…Rice…nice.. #
  • Windows Movie Maker doesn't read MOD file. #
  • How do I 'cut' my 1GB clip into smaller portion? My AE7 hangs can't import. Stupid me go let the video cam runs cos I no speeking Tamil #
  • Scary thots here : "Protestant and Evangelical for not joining ranks with Malays against the Catholic stand" http://bit.ly/55FajE #
  • HAHAHAHA, soo…Hindraf wanna help the Christians to do candlelight vigil. Aiyor, I am soo tickled. http://bit.ly/5OyQ05 *slaps forehead* #
  • Eh, our police thinks it is a case of poltergeist where the door self-burn itself. Kekekeke http://bit.ly/8YJ9kc #
  • Lol, Gerakan drama sungguh. MPPP banned the bbq of bakgwa by roadside, they say ethnic cleansing wor. Chill la, I buy you all some sam chan #
  • RT @limkitsiang: It Happened Under Your Watch, Najib! http://bit.ly/4FWiLX #
  • RT @anthraxxxx: If Catholics r easily confused,they wud hv burn down Church Of Scientology n crucify Tom Kurus for converting Katie Holmes. #
  • One moron who puts his son on his shoulder while he went down the escalator of Gurney Plaza which is 7-storey high. #
  • Moms & dads, this has happened many times before, just tt it is not always reported http://bit.ly/8P7hDt Had seen one moron who puts …. #
  • Ppl, I am invited to a Thivasa prayer (memorial). Am I suppose to bring something? Or just go? #
  • Like all slaves codename PARENTS, I hv to sleep n wake at 6am n rot in canteen for 4 hrs. Oh ya, the HM video is up, so can bitch again. ๐Ÿ™‚ #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — Mandarin : LGE wears black in solidarity with the Christians http://youtu.be/GWQuhVjOLV4?a #
  • I hereby announced tt Jeff Ooi has become #1 silai sart sau rendering Alisan n LGE cannot win in tt dept. (yay, less competitions wakakaka) #
  • I hereby declared that Nga Kor Ming whom I seen in person for the 1st time is the most hensem DAP politician. #
  • New blog post: Let's see the positive side of things http://www.chanlilian.net/2010/01/10/lets-see-the-positive-side-of-things/ #
  • I wonder why those ppl whose church/school were attacked never use Twitter/Facebook/photos/social network to inform? Why? Why? Why? #
  • Missionary schools hv produced some of the best students but they get double std discriminating treatment, you know? http://bit.ly/6v1sHn #
  • Kekekeke LGE is like hits magnet, every video put his name, sure get lotsa hits (from his haters, mostly kekeke) #
  • 6pm IC church, 7.30 pm Jeff Ooi charity dinner, as a blogger to another blogger. #
  • What is this bullshits I read in MSM that Catholics are quoted as saying they are afraid of going to church? What can possibly stop them? #
  • Today, LGE wore black to show his pain n solidarity. I was like,OMG, drama sungguh u nie. Tapi, now looking at things, he does make sense. #
  • Who wud stoop so low to buat kacau at schools? http://bit.ly/5HnUxu I certainly hope these ppl did it for their god and not their pockets. #
  • Re PICC feedbacks from public, LGE said MPPP received 21 comments. Told him I got email fm some1 who gave me hard hitting Qs. LGE welcomes #
  • RT @limkitsiang: Najib n Hisham shd apologise 4their irresponsble insensitive maladroit handling of โ€œAllahโ€ controversy http://bit.ly/81CKwY #

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