Just feel like ranting on those freaky people we stumbled upon on Facebook.
THE CHRONIC LIKER
It gets on my nerve when the same person has to Like each and every single one of your FB status. It comes to a point when I was almost too afraid of logging into FB because that same name will appear like 10 times Like Like Like Like arrgggghhhh… Even the most mundane update gets a Like.
I don’t know what’s wrong with these people. Is it because every single word from me is so profound? Even when I post a packet of nasi lemak also get a Like. Or is it because the person somewhere out there is jumping up and down, hoping you will notice him/her and reply with a Thank you for Like my status?
Sheesh…Solution for these sort of people? Unfriend and Block them.
THE POTONG STIM COMMENTOR
You know…when you write a sarcastic update…… Or you just want to hit out at someone but since you can’t say it openly, you say some vaguely? And that Potong Stim fella will come and post some inane, irrelevant comment that totally spoil your mood.
THE ‘YOU SO KESIAN, COME I CLAP FOR YOU’ PERSON
There are plenty of people who hovers around the internet thinking they are oh so clever and so caring and so all-that-bullshits. At the slightest hint of sadness/frustrations/anger in our status updates, they will quickly come out of the blue and quickly post some uplifting words like they are some angels like that.
THE PAIN-IN-THE-SELATAN PEOPLE
The kind who never cheer you on when you say the right thing but will quickly jump right in and try to bully his/her opinions on you when you update something that breaks their ego or something. They just need to quickly push their 2 cents worth of smarty pants opinions. Such a pain.
THE ‘I AM SO HOLY, YOU ARE GOING TO HELL’ PEOPLE
I think I don’t need to elaborate on this. Or else the person will curse me to hell deeper.
So, dear Facebook friends of mine, please keep this in mind.
1. I can be very nasty so stop Like every single one of my updates.
2. No one can disagree with me on my Facebook updates. You have your own FB, please go far-far and play.
3. Keep your mouth shut and your fingers from tapping your views when I don’t ask for it.
4. I can spew out thoughts and views and type them real fast. You can’t catch up, so don’t try.
5. If FB has an Unfriend All pain-in-the-selatan button, I will do it now.
Sheesh…I could just Unfriend a few but maybe it is easier I put a big warning cos the world is so infested with annoying people.