Beating chest ala Bollywood mothers crying over bad sons.
Earlier in the car –
Me : Woi, when is my earphone coming?
He : Its in China now, 10 more days
Me : How come China? Woi, what you buy for your Omma la?
He : Everything comes from China, you know?
Me : How much? I said budget RM100 likedat. (my old one was RM175). I want those that cut off the whole world noise, you know?
He : Nine
Me : Ninety?
He : Nine
Me : What????Nine?
He : Its USD la
* beating chest, mouthing expletives in Tamil, Hainan, Korean, Hokkien*
Before he ordered time, few days ago
Me : Buy for me, I don’t want to spend my own money
He : If I buy, also from my bank you know? (15 years old have a debit card from his Papa)
Me : Hoi, you think you earn the money kah? Its my husband money, just blardy order one nice nice one for me la. *Spotify Premium Family account RM22.50/month, six person share, every day Korean song*
Me : Oi, lend me your earphone.
He : Nah, this one also only USD15. (so maybe USD9 pun not so bad la)
Me : Then, your headphone is how much?
He : 139
Me : RM139??
He : USD la
Me : *uses fingers and toes to multiply 139 versus USD – MYR exchange which LGE said is veli gud because he FM jor, last time BN time no veli gud, my maths pun sott jor*
*again beating chest like Bollywood amma, how can…USD139 headphone pun his Papa approved for him, and this poor Omma has USD9 to feel happy with*
DONATION FUNDS TO BUY LILIAN A KICKASS EARPHONE THAT CUTS OF THE NOISE OF THE WORLD – PLEASE BANK INTO MY MAYBANK. PM TEPI FOR NUMBER. USD, India Rupee, Korean Won, semua welcome*Beating chest continues*