I have seen several bloggers with the Wordpress plugin call Comment Luv. It is quite a nice idea. Once you leave a comment, my blog will fetch your latest blog post and put the link here under your comment. This way, millions of my femes blog readers will go over to your blog and read if the title interests them. (pardon the million and femes, it is a weekend and I am just amusing myself)

So, come and comment lah. See if it works or not.

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Let this be a lesson to the juveniles, the imbeciles, the morons, the idiots, the trolls, the L-bird type of people that you can be tracked if you do any stupid, bodoh, huan chu, so hai things like leaving death threats, stalking bloggers with comments or anything like that. This is not a first case, remember that. Other idiots have been tracked by the police before as well.

Ugut Karpal: Pelajar kolej serah diri
Apr 28, 08 10:37pm
Seorang pelajar kolej berumur 19 tahun hari ini menyerah diri kepada polis berhubung dakwaan menghasut bagi pembunuhan pengerusi DAP Karpal Singh dalam lamanweb PAS Johor.

Diiringi bapanya dan empat ahli Pemuda PAS Johor yang diketuai pemimpinnya Khairul Faizi Ahmad Kamil, pelajar lelaki itu tiba di ibu balai polis Johor Baharu selatan pada jam 1 tengah hari.

You can read the whole story on Malaysiakini. I am sure Mr. Karpal will drop the matter but it is good that he made it clear that such things cannot be tolerated online. When idiots get on the internet, they think they are invincible. Think again.

You may want to read what Beras Padu has written about this matter too.

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Writing about the same topic seven times is no joke. The seven posts with the same topic are going to be scrutinized by the same person so I cannot repeat myself seven times with the same story line. I also cannot bullshit too much because I am paid for it.

Neither it is to write 23 different topics in one day.

That’s why someone said he admires me for my persistence, consistency and dedication. And I think I deserve the praise because though many have dropped off the race, I am still going strong with ‘6 posts in 2 hours’ or ‘two interims between each post’ or ‘the fastest taker, gets the most’ or ‘3 x 9 = 27 posts in 48 hours”.

Then, there is the copy codes, copy html, stare at the php codes until I find the missing div tag or something like that.

Let’s not forget the amount of reading I do in order to learn, sniff out new lubang and writing decent posts worthy of my pageranks.

But when it comes to Fridays and especially beginning of the month, everything is worth it! Hallelujah, Praise the Lord. I am still living up to the http://www.12kmom.com that I was, am and forever will be.

Sons ah, when I khong kah khiau liao, remember to burn me lots of Wordpress latest upgrades, ok?

Webhost lengjai Bryan - When I khong kah khiau liao, remember to ask the shop to make paper servers. I want dedicated servers, no more virtual private server like right now. Then, you tell my sons to buy super kerng dedicated servers for me, ok? Nay, the kind that allows hosting of hellporn type?

And my blog readers sekalian, remember to burn for me Goooogle cheques. I don’t want hell money, I want Goooogle cheques with many many zeroes, boleh faham?

Ahh….nice.

BTW, people, do you have problems using two mouse (or is it mice?) side by side? I sometimes wish I am ambidextrous because I kept grabbing the wrong mouse. You scroll and then, oi, why the pointer not moving geh? Then only I realize, ohhh…I am holding my Mac mouse and looking at my Vaio screen.

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*Warning : All those who have a tendency to feel jealous, you have my permission to leave now. Thank you.*

You know hor, people have to put up ad codes to get ad.

I don’t put wan……. they have to come and ask me, “Ah Lian ah, can you put up your ad codes or not? Sony Asia wants to advertise on your leaderboard. Tham siong jik eh eh sai boh?”

Then only I put up the code so that Sony Asia can put that Da Vinci code banner on my site. It has been there for a few weeks so I must say thank you to them. Like all probloggers, I 5xmom the bohblogger also want to thank my advertisers. (boh = betina)

This week, I even get Marie France Bodyline ads on my Women Only blog. (the link goes to my women blog) I was hoping they would give me a free slimming session, actually.

There are six ads together, Sony, Maxis, NZ Icecream, Marie France, Microsoft and Digi. Things are looking up for bloggers because now blog advertising is the way to go.

Few days ago, I wrote an informative post for the companies in Malaysia on how to optimise their websites to the maximum. I use Malaysian Dreamgirls as a case study and hope all the other Malaysian companies will look into this very important part of doing anything online. (link goes to my Make Money blog)

Getting on the first page should be your ultimate target. Hire me through Nuffnang to give your company a review. If I can get my blog to appear when people search for Pak Lah, Khir Toyo, Ali Rustam, Chua Soi Lek’s or Khairy Jamaluddin and Lim Guan Eng, I can make your company be on the first page too. My most recent mention of Juvanex Detox has got on the first page now. (Google Malaysia result for Juvanex). So did Monster.com.my.

So, yeah, thanks to Nuffnang, I am getting four digit monthly. And no, Income Tax is not an issue. Only if I earn over RM3,500 per month, then only I need to declare my income from Nuffnang. If I really earn that much, I will gladly pay the taxes due. Otherwise, I am such a poor person, the Income Tax department also don’t want to ‘hiu’ me lah.

My Nigerian scams income and offshore income like those barrels of crude oil I purchase are not taxable, ok? My accountant said so.

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Any more rants you want to say to your readers but were too afraid to tell it straight to their faces?

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When I am a blog, I am not your friend, comrade, chee-mui, bunch of housewives, reliable dear thelma.

When I am blog, I am not your sister, mother, auntie or long distant cousin’s auntie yadda yadda yadda.

When I am a blog, I am not your church-y fren-si, holey-moley person, self-righteous, unblemished, sugar dripping out of my mouth person.

When I am blog, I am not the regular law abiding citizen.

When I am a blog, I am not someone you can trust.

Get that in your mind.

Repeat the above a million times.

Drill yourself that if every blogger writes to please their mother, fader, sister, blader, church pastor, Buddhist monk, Hindu priest, Prime Minister, opposition leaders….then……

there will be no farking blogs worth reading at all!

Get that?

So, take a pencil and draw a bold, bright line that a blog is not a person. It is just a freaking blog for reading pleasure. Just like you can chuck a magazine you hate into the dustbin, you can just do yourself the favour of clicking the red box with white x.

BTW, ALi Rustam also starts a blog. Khir Toyo also starts a blog. Not long, we shall hari-hari see sandiwara of blog wars between the politicians. Woohoo! I see bright future in popcorn and coke business. Errmmm..wait a minute, they don’t have the concept of what I mentioned up there. So, it is just some boring press release articles that will make you doze off.

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Some bloggers think they are some mighty hero. They start their post with….”Today, I want to feature a fellow blogger….” Ptui, they think their blog is some great, sought after blog meh? Feature your own butt or your own kach’ng maybe more interesting than to feature a noob that is just a few nothches of noobiness than the noob you.

Then, there are those who think their readers (as if they have a 100 like that) live and breath reading their blog. They will write something like, “Ok, ok, finally here are the photos of my trip to Timbuktu….I know you guys have been waiting for it.” Ptui, get real lah. People checking your comments already know that you are deluding yourself.

Of course, there are those who wanna fark but feel guilty and then, go do polls and ping it like three time a day for five days berturut-turut. Niamah, you think aunty-buy-your-dick (antibiotic) course meh? They make poll about pre-marital sex worrrr…..Eh, wanna fark, just take the cue from Naiki lah. If your mummy or your god tells you cannot, then, don’t torture us with your guilty conscience can ah?

Recently, with the erection, sardinely got so many political bloggers pulak. Eh, those of you who just start blogging, remember hor, political blogging is playing with fire sometimes. If you are just run of the mill kinda commenting, there are hundreds out there. If you want to be different, then, you have to go the extra mile and write something provocative. Before you do that, please look behind if you got big-big au suah, big hill I means. If not, kena sue time, your backside turned black.

Then, there is this bunch who never finished writing about the foods and places they go. Even when there is a major election, they still live in their little world, blinded by the same thing day in, day out. Niamah, over 21 years old liao, stop acting like a 12 years old kid. Even a 12 years old kid, sedikit sebanyak also know the change of political climate. But these bunch of spoilt rich kids, hari hari keep churning out things like they live in a TV commercial like that. Niamah.

And so, I think I have PMS. The End.

BTW, do you belong to any of the above pile of shit? Bwahahaha…

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