I hereby declare May 14 as Moron’s Day. I have searched and Google and there is no Moron’s Day. So, I hereby solemnly declare that we shall have a Moron’s Day so that we recognise this bunch of people who makes us somehow feel like Einstein.

I have the authority to declare it because hiaks, hiaks, hiaks, I am on page two for Happy Moron’s Day over a post I wrote in 2007.

Therefore, let’s wish all the morons out there - HAPPY MORON’S DAY!

I am such a nice person eh?

**Disclamer : Blog owner is not responsible if blog readers decided to dedicate their wishes to morons and state their names here on my blog.

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I watched the TV3 news a while ago and the three men panel have completed their report on the inquiry into the spycamera used to to capture Chua Soi Lek’s personal friend rendevous. Ok lah, Chua Soi Lek sex tape, remember?

So, the reporters asked Sak Cheng Lum (wuah when he becomes Tan Sri ah?) about the report but Sak Cheng Lum said the 3-man panel, consisting him, Michael Chen and Roger something have to submit the report back to the person who instructed them to investigate.

However, TV3 mentioned several MaChais names including Ong Ka Ting, Liow (not sure which Liow) and that pig-god who was a total moron in one of the political forum held in a church in PJ. Nay…pig-god, chee pak kuay, tu pak kuai, you know who lah…..I think even Donald Duck grieves that his ducky good name is spoilt by pig-god.

Potong stim only. So, we won’t know who is the culprit until Ong Ka Ting finished editing, rephrase, re-hash, re-write (insert more verbs) it.

Meanwhile, our super stud herrow Chua Soi Lek was interviewed too. He is still damn lansi ler…

But the main purpose of this blog is not to bring to you the TV3 news. My man was grumbling. “What stupid people. Instead of condemning the real culprit who committed the thing (we don’t use sin, ok?), they go after the camera man pulak. No doubt the camera man is wrong too….. But the real culprit is not innocent either. Why was Anwar prosecuted so harshly but this high profile minister came out full of arrogance?”

Yay! At least my man see that it is a downright embarrassment, wrong-doing, public shame (insert more names) to be screwing around. Now, I can sleep better.

So, you married men and single men out there. Who is CSL to you? Pick 1-5

1) Your hero
2) Your future superhero
3) “When I grow old, I want to be like CSL!
4) I want to ask CSL if he has more viagra supplies
5) “Don’t disturb. I got more Personal Friend series to watch.”

And married women….Pick one

1) KNN, cilaka scumbag
2) I am so thankful I am not his personal friend, boring wei.
3) Was he monitoring the nationwide healthcare stats or something from his laptop?
4) Speaking in Hokkien dem geli hor?
5) (fill in your own)

Single women…Pick one

1) When I grow up, I want to be AYam!
2) When I grow up, I want to find a sugar daddy like CSL
3) I will never marry, everrrr…if that’s how wives are treated

Disclaimer : No offence to CSL’s fans, ok? It is my personal opinion only. You are free to screw. Enjoy! And remember to watch out for spycam, ok?

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I do not know whether to feel proud or feel pissed when I saw our Royal Malay Regiment in UK. On one hand, I am happy that these patriotic young men were given a chance to be there. Woohoo! British holidays! On the other hand, it puzzled me.

Remember our previous Majlis Perbandaran Pulau Pinang and their mission to ‘Malay-nised’ all the heritage building and all the roads’ names, including Gurney Drive? There was this period where they think anything British is evil. They wanted to wipe off history. They changed every road names and even building names to local names. (read my 2005 post on Does Penang need to divorce it’s colonial past)

“The city was widely referred to as Tanjung Penegri by the older generation. So it will be fitting to rename it Tanjung or Tanjung Penegri,” he said yesterday.

He was commenting on a call by Seberang Jaya state assemblyman Ariff Shah Omar Shah on Wednesday to rename George Town “Bandar Datuk Abdullah Fahim” to rid the city of its colonial past.

(quote taken from The Star news dated 2005)

(THANK GOD, DAP/PKR/PAS under Pakatan Rakyat has kicked out these morons!)

Can someone tell me why suddenly they seem so attached to the British? They send a troop of soldiers just to have a march with those feather duster hats British soldiers at the palace. I think the amount of money they spent to send the troop there just to march is enough to send a battalion to some rural areas to build some schools, playgrounds, dewan rakyat and etc for our poor folks.

Is there some submarine or fighter jet deal in the making? Or am I not allowed to even think aloud about things like these? Seditious, kah?

But our countrymen adoration for anything British doesn’t end here. I almost choked on my own saliva reading Mahaguru58 blog. We have PISANG going to save the British prostitute or is it social escort, Sufiah Yusof. *dabs tear* PISANG! Pisang ni dah kupas kulit ke belum?

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Got this from Simon for some years already and I was cleaning out my PC yesterday night and found this.

They call it the Jewish peppers because they are circumcised.

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On whether he was going to ask Lim to lay off other Gerakan members, he said: “I’m not going to tell Guan Eng what to do. He’s old enough. I don’t have to tell him how to suck eggs. He’s mature enough, I’m sure.”

(Star Online)

You know for as long as I remember, once the general election in Malaysia is over, it is over and we carry on with our lives. We go to work, we take care of our family and do what we normally do. But this Pilihanraya really special.

We have lots of shows to see. In fact, following the politicians monkey and pigs acts are much more interesting than watching TV. With the monkey shows, we get to chip in our dua sen opinions, eventhough they aren’t needed.

I thought once those politicians who lost their parliamentary or DUN seat, they will quietly tapau balik kampung. But no…….these losers are the ones who create the most dramas. For e.g. the Khir Toyo and his endless flames about the babi. Or how about Samy Vellu and his sudden love for Indians? Of course, Lim Keng Yaik and his ‘I am retired but not quiet yet’ face on the papers still.

Our gentleman former CM of Penang also join the fray now.

“Before March 8 (the date of the general election) we were the devils. After March 8, we are the angels that they need help from,” he said, stressing that he was not trying to be petty.

(translation : Koh is saying that DAP is now worshipping Gerakan like angels to get Gerakan to help)

Actually, Tan Sri Koh’s voice is really calming one, you know? He can make a very good radio host, e.g. for those late, late nights kind of ‘break up, I need to talk to the radio dj’ kind of radio show. With his past records, I am sure many silais sure will get wet talking to him on air. You know…’My loukong got a China doll and I am so lonely…’. (only radio host cos you don’t want to stare at that spectacles too long or you get images of your Maths teacher wayback in primary school or something scary and turn off like that)

Tan Sri Dr. Koh ah, I know you have not been too bad as a CM lah. Or at least, you didn’t do many things to annoy us except that you have always kow-tow to UMNO. As I see it, DAP has been sincere in getting everyone to be part of the state government, including offering them to Gerakan members like Lee Kah Choon who puts his dedication to the people first above his own interest.

Can you tell your loser gang of politicians to diam-diam retire to the back and when the next General Election is here, contest again. Maybe you can win again?

To those of you who like Desperate Housewives, we have a Desperate Housewive series like the mysterious, disappearing RM10M Mrs. Khir’s version in Penang too. Catch the Desperate Housewives of Penang on JeffOoi. Syabas to JeffOoi because today, the blogger turned Member of Parliament has sworn in.

(quotes from Star taken from this URL
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/4/28/nation/21084828&sec=nation

and in case you do not know what’s the meaning of suck eggs, it means you do not teach someone older/smarter/clever/wateva than you to do something they already know)

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I haven’t done a meme for a long time because I have become very anti-social. It has something to do with a blog’s age. When you have blogged for too long, you tend to become cynical and you just want to spew and not chew.

So, before I totally lose touch, I am going to start a meme. You know….bloggers got lots of fans, right? Even if you are a day old blogger, you sure got fans one…..Really one….I no braff yew one….

What’s a meme ah? A meme is a stupid thing that one blogger passed to another like a baton. So, to play safe, I am going to tag people I know who will sure pick up my meme.

They are :

Agnes
Foong (do it on yr rant blog lah)
Beng Beng
9pek9bo
Choonie
Terence

and I added :

kyH ‘coz you asked.

So, want to see my fans photos and get to know them?

Nay, my entourage of fans! Ceiling fans, stand fans, ventilaton fans, oscillator fans and box fans.

Jeles leh…..I got fans. You got fans, boh?

So, people, honour thy fans for they keep you cool and prevent you from sweating till your underwears get wet and your balls sticky. Or leave armpit sweat stains and bra shape on your tee.

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Just a little post to keep, in case, I need it in future. I recall that NUTP or is it the Education Ministry has said that politicians aren’t suppose to attend school functions?

Somemore go PTA, somemore Ka Chuak beat gong. Somemore tell people don’t ask leaders to resign. Sked headless ka chuak simply run here, run there and end up nowhere ah?

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