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Imaginary partner

Few days ago, I caught up with my former colleague. In our conversation, somehow ballroom dancing cropped up. Her boyfriend who teaches ballroom dancing suggested I take up ballroom dancing since I Zumba. My immediate response was, “Cannn…you go find a man for me lah.” Colleague and I had long time ago, done some crazy […]

Time to hit the panic button again

1. I am supposed to cut my hair but never got around to it. Now, my hair looks like a big pile of cow dung on my head, especially when I sweat. 2. I am supposed to get my teeth done but I chickened out and didn’t bother. I hate the gap which was caused […]

Takut hantu

I grew up with so many ghost stories, it is excusable that I had childhood trauma of takut hantu. So, here I am, feeling hungry cos the last meal I had was at 6 pm and it was just a small portion. Yet, I dare not go downstairs, go into the kitchen, spent like 15 […]

Mock-up, giant cheques are obscene, ok?

**This is a flashback post of my old blog. The below was written on December 28, 2004 after the tsunami happened in Penang. Companies were clamouring to donate money and we saw giant, mock-up cheques every day back then. Frankly, I love my blog from the early days when I believe no one reads. Now, […]

“Old man drives old car”

There is nothing like a kid to make you burst out laughing and forget the tensions of the day. This morning, I forgot to take my wallet and phone from my handbag and put into my CJ bagpack. I only realised it during a press conference. So, I was a bit panic because I have […]

Thank goodness I am not born a dick

If I behave more, I am growing halo on my head. So, lemme crap a bit, ok? For someone who hates caves, small spaces and dark places, I must be out of my mind to get my children and hubby to travel to the Phu Pa Pet cave. Let’s call it the Pet Pet cave, […]

Project put Huan Cheng Guan and Parti Cinta Malaysia on 1st page of Google

I must remind myself how powerful my search engine optimization skills are. I used to put Khairy Jamaluddin, Samy Vellu, Koh Tsu Koon, Khir Toyo, Ali Rustam, Pak Lah and many other people on the first page of Google. Of course, being on first page doesn’t mean it is good for them. But it is […]