Mother and son were at Tesco, waiting for something. Sitting down on a bench outside McDonalds.
Mother : 12 o’clock, short shorts, outside Watson
Son : Where, where. Oh….forget it….See the mother at the back?
Three lengluis were walking towards us in very short shorts and the mother was behind them.
Mother : What [...]
The coffins we have in Penang are made in Sungai Petani Kedah
Coffins meant for burial are more expensive than coffins meant for creamation because burial needs harder woods
Prices of coffins range from RM1K + to RM10K to as high as you fancy
There are still older generations who specially order the Chinese type of coffin which [...]
He : I am never going to unhook the bra of my wife’s mother!
Me : OMG, you pervert! What are you talking about?
He : You said papa helped to unhook the bra of Ah Ma!
Me : Cilaka lu,
Ping Ping asked five-eks-ma a question.
Aunt Agony, why some guys can forget a girl in let’s say….3 months and have another one but girls are less likely to do the same? Since u ask for question… =P
First of all, you must forget that I got plenty of sons, ok? Just pretend that I am [...]
I hereby declare May 14 as Moron’s Day. I have searched and Google and there is no Moron’s Day. So, I hereby solemnly declare that we shall have a Moron’s Day so that we recognise this bunch of people who makes us somehow feel like Einstein.
I have the authority [...]
I watched the TV3 news a while ago and the three men panel have completed their report on the inquiry into the spycamera used to to capture Chua Soi Lek’s personal friend rendevous. Ok lah, Chua Soi Lek sex tape, remember?
So, the reporters asked Sak Cheng Lum (wuah when he becomes Tan Sri ah?) [...]
Can someone tell me why suddenly they seem so attached to the British? They send a troop of soldiers just to have a march with those feather duster hats British soldiers at the palace.
Is there some submarine or fighter jet deal in the making? Or am I not allowed to even think aloud about things like these? Seditious, kah?
