The things women do…. I went to dye and cut my hair today. As usual, hair dyeing will take 45 minutes for the colour and chemical to seep into my brain to give me brain cancer. That means 45 minutes of torture sitting down and waiting. First, I was surfing with my mobile phone but [...]

Posted on September 9th, 2009 by Lilian
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Can ah? Dowan, eh sai boh? But if you insist, give me 5 million lah. Cos 2 million I got liao. 5 million is enough for one kit lens plus video cam I think. Other brands, all black black, gray gray. I want DK red karer one. But the other one, the Nat Geo, Kata [...]

Posted on September 9th, 2009 by Lilian
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*laffs till fall off chair* I didn’t do anything one….I only brog a bit and brag a bit only. FEW MINUTES LATER…… 111111111oneoneoneonesatusatusatusatu11111111

Posted on August 16th, 2009 by Lilian
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I checked my WordPress dashboard and notice I have 188 draft blog posts that I did not publish. I wonder why? It means, for 188 times, I had tried to say something but I didn’t. I didn’t because I probably felt my thoughts are lame; or too emotional which makes me vulnerable; or too confrontative [...]

Posted on August 6th, 2009 by Lilian
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People, you tell me….. what do you think of the hundreds of banners advertising that male hardening cream sprouting up in our neighbourhood, outside primary boys’ schools and such? Sex sells definitely. But when it is blatantly advertise around our taman and kampong, I think we have to say something, no? So, I wrote a [...]

Posted on June 26th, 2009 by Lilian
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Seriously…………….do we need a minister to turn radio announcer to remind us to wash our hands? What’s with him, man? Cita-cita nak jadi DJ tak tercapai, jadi sikalang mau take opportunity to be community message deliverer? Imagine if every minister also do this on our radio airwaves… Transport Minister – Hai…I am Ong bla bla…the [...]

Posted on June 22nd, 2009 by Lilian
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*spinsters joke ahead, please GET offended, ok? Weekends are pretty boring so let me stir shit a bit* Over at the Tesco vegetable weighing counter…. Pretty, young Malay lass in pink tudung, asking the plump mak cik in black tudung beside her, “Kak…..ape ni?” Her voice is so manja. Meanwhile…5xmom’s dirty mind was roaming and [...]

Posted on June 20th, 2009 by Lilian
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