Ok, this is another special podcast to the people who made a difference in my blogging life. I am going to dedicate a special shout out to my si heng - Rojakz. It has been easy doing this because everything just popped out of my mouth.

I hope the recording for this is better because I am now using AV Rack, a different software from Audacity. My previous recording was lousy because I did that at 3 am in the morning and I was too lazy to tweak things.

Thanks for listening to the podcast. I hope you like my voice. Hehehe.

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Ladies and germs, here is something done impromptu with no prepared scripts because things are so familiar to me by now.

Two years, 1,888 posts.

Hope you like it. It is a rather long podcast and damn, I do sound so weird hiao, if I dare to say so myself. But if this is my real voice, you have to ask those whom had talked to me in person. I know people always asked me, Eh, auntie, what software you use to make your voice like that? Tiu ler, my real voice is like this ler.

Happy Valentine’s Day.

AND TO ALL THE SILENT READERS - Please lah, for once, pop me a comment lah. I don’t bite wan, promise.

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Over the weekend, I discovered another few more persons who knew about my blog. *cold sweats* One of them is my in-laws. *sweats buckets of cold sweats* Next, is my choir member.

(Please click play, then pause and wait for the download. The video is 2+ mins long)

This is one of the video my son took of our carolling just now. I think I am not in the video ‘cos I was standing somewhere in the middle. By far, this location is the most unique of all our carolling stints. We were standing by the beach with the waves roaring behind us. Can imagine a tsunami hit and you know what? Like they said, red dresses ghosts are the most ganas (vengeful). Lucky no tsunami or else habis! Kehkehkeh. We were standing under this bright spotlight and lots of those little green insects were buzzing over our heads. One or two got stucked to my lipstick, one went into my mouth, ptuii! and lots got stucked to my sweats. After a while, I decided to shift my face to the side or else I dare not open my mouth and get a colony buzzed into my throat. Uweekkk

Ahhh…I am so glad Christmas is finally over.

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Ok, I love this song “This is Christmas to me” because it is a simplistic view of Christmas. Though I like all the more spiritual old hymns like O Come All Ye Faithful, Hark the Herald, O Holy Night and those worshipping Christ, sometimes, it is good for us Christians to remember that it is a blessing that so many people, regardless of their faiths, in the world are celebrating Christmas with gifts giving and spreading of good will. So, let’s not push it too hard by reminding each other that Christmas is about Christ. A Christian will know that without needing another Christian to remind him/her.

The video was taken by my son while the bunch of them had to wait for me in church during my choir. It takes a while for the video to download, click play and then, pause and hope it won’t take too long for you to see our choir practice.

Let’s look at these beautiful lyrics which I typed (cos I can’t find an online version):
(Bart of Angie&Bart is playing the piano)

What is Christmas?
Is it Santa Claus and presents?
Is it pumpkin pie and phesants?
Is it tinsel on the tree?

What is Christmas?
Is it candlelight and snowflakes?
Is it candy canes and cupcakes?
Is it the same for you and me?

Wherever I am, wherever you are
Let us make a wish upon the Christmas star

This is Christmas to me

What is Christmas?
Is it starry skies at midnight?
Is it carols by the firelight?
Is it friends and family?

What is Christmas?
Is it Mary’s little baby?
Is it quite all right that maybe
It’s not the same for you and me?

(repeat italic)

And I am so proud of this pic.

My church handymen put up this three-storey high Christmas lights. It is no easy task to get the scaffolding up, measure and draw the giant shape, drill the holes and tie the lights etc etc. But through great co-operation, they did it within a few hours today. And the most heartwarming thing is my atm is somewhere up there on the second floor height helping a bit. That to me is the most significant part of Christmas because non-Catholics like him are so into doing things for Christmas.

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Ni, Kak Mah, nyonya nak sembang sikit. Tu lah, pasal hujah-hujah Kak Mah tuuuu..

EAT MOSS & WORMS

mah also said drug addicts should be marooned on an island instead of allowing them the hotel-like luxuries at rehabilitation centres.

“Let them survive on the island’s worms and moss.”

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Kak Mah,oh Kak Mah….tak kesian ke kat pemuda-pemuda kita yang dah terjebak dengan aktiviti dadah. Masih nak suruh depa pi makan cacing dengan lumut? Eh, Kak Mah tonton terlalu banyak siri Survivors ke? Sepatutnya, kita ni yang dah berumur sikit ni, patut ada prihatin. Patut tanya, mengapa anak-anak muda tu boleh jadi begini? Lebih-lebih lagi VIP yang macam Kak Mah ni….ada status, ada power, patut cari penyelesaian. Bukan kutuk mereka macam tu. Moga-moga mereka dapat balik ke pangkal jalan dengan sikap prihatin kita.

REVEALING CLOTHES

There are people going around in clothes that exposed three quarters of their bodies

Ni lah, Kak Mah. Nyonya cuba cari gambar Kak Mah kat internet tapi tak jumpa. Kesian jugak kat Kak Mah. Saya menyelusuri Google cari nama Kak Mah pun….dapat satu dua muka surat aje. Tak macam saya, sampai beribu-ribu mukasurat. Maklumlah….nyonya bukan main powderfool lagi. Ok lah, pasal gambar Kak Mah. Tak jumpa….jadi tak tau rupa Kak Mah. Tapi kalau tak silap, mirip-mirip Kak Dah tu…. Aduhaiiiii…..kita dah tua ni….kalau kita kritik macam tu kan, mesti orang kata kita ni jeles dengan badan ramping, rupa seksi Kereta [tag]Tiara[/tag]…..Maklumlah….Kak Mah tu macam Wak Segan punya potongan. (Wak Segan = Volkswagen = round and tubby) Eh, eh, Kak Mah, tolong habaq kat Kak Dah tu…tolong tukar spec, tukar stail rambut sikit dah…Ni tahun 2006, bukan 1960 tau.

Pasal pakaian yang mencucuk mata tu…Kak Mah oi…..kat persidangan tu…..jantan-jantan banyak-banyak kat sana…buat apa nak komplen tentang kita wanita sendiri? Buat depa tu shiok aje. Kat kampung Kak Mah tu…dah tak ada masalah-masalah lain lagi kah? Perkara-perkara yang lebih penting macam masalah ibu tunggal, industri kampung dan lain-lain? Tak apa lah, Kak Mah. Saya paham….Kak Mah cuma tak puas hati tak dapat menambat hati jantan dengan potongon badan 36-24-36.

APEK CINA AH AIK

mah said someone from [tag]Umno[/tag] should be heading the Energy, Water and Communications Ministry and monitoring these dramas instead of[tag] Datuk Seri Dr Lim Keng Yaik[/tag].

Kahkahkah…Kak Mah oi, saya pun bukan minat sangat kat kat apek ni sebab hidung dia besar, mata dia kecik, cakap nyanyuk. Tapi…bukan Apek ni yang pilih kesemua gambar-gambar telenovela tu. Mana apek kenal perkara-perkara macam ni? Kalau Kak Mah nak tau….jantan-jantan yang kerja kat RTM tu yang buat keputusan. Mungkin [tag]Datuk Zam[/tag] tu kut? Sebab apa depa beli siri-siri dari Brazil, Filipina, Indonesia…..? Sebab bini depa semua tu,macam Kak Mah lah…. kuat kutuk orang. Jadi, bila tengok, dapat fantasi pompuan-pompuan Latin lah. Eh, Kak Mah ahli politik, ada masa tengok TV ke?

Tapi…Kak Mah, janganlah terlalu bercita-cita tinggi sangat. Kalau tendang apek ah aik ni, nak bagi siapa jaga? Kak Mah nak censor segala program kat TV keh? Bankrup negara kita [tag]Malaysia[/tag]… Orang tak nak tengok ketupat-ketupat, tapi nak tengok daging-daging segar tau. Lagi pun, Kak Mah, negara kita ni, ada berbagai bangsa, kaum, agama dan parti politik. Jadi janganlah suka-suka bersikap angkuh macam ini. Buat sakit hati orang ramai, tak baik. Jenuh nanti kita bergaduh.

Sekianlah, Kak Mah. Biarlah kita sentiasa ingat, rezeki tu Tuhan yang bagi. Tuhan cuma berharap kita tolong-menolong, sayang-menyayangi, hormat-menghormati sesama insan lain. Di akhirat nanti, kita sampai entah ke mana. Janganlah terlalu besar kepala yang hanya kita (maksudnya Kak Mah yang alim) ni yang dapat ke Syurga. Sikap Kak Mah ni cukup membimbangkan saya kerana Kak Mah ni ketua kumpulan yang besar. Kalau Kak Mah boleh berfikir dan bercakap begini, entah apa pulak sikap pengikut-pengikut Kak Mah?

*I wanted to do a podcast for this but got football live so no quiet place to record. Tengok macam mana lah, kalau ada peluang, nanti 5xmom podcast loghat [tag]Penang[/tag], ok?*

All the above quotes taken from here but please dun mention the full name, ok?

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(cis, I tried changing false to true to false and so on and yet, the stupid thing plays on its own. Cepat-cepat press the pause button if I traumatise you. LOL.)

Count the number of ’so’.

And don’t laugh because I am really a jakun. Heck, I am like cave(wo)man discovering sex for the first time. LOL. I didn’t know that my laptop has a mike until now. And I haven’t used Skype nor MSN chat before. So, getting my voice directly into the PC and then the net is really so fun. Wheeee! (Ok, confession, actually it was my son who told me, Duh, you got a mike oso you dunno wan ah? What for spent so much money for you, aiyohhh)

(enuff liao lah, I removed the embed file already )

Link can be found here.

Now, running to hide with beet red face.

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Haiyoh, this is what I wanted to announce la. The bloggers sing-song project. Whatlah you people, somemore go guess triplets la, twins la, 6xmom la.

First, thank you to LinPeh for co-ordinating this project. It has been fun singing Mandarin song eventhough many of us dunno what we are singing. I tell you all, it is damn hard to pronounce the hamyi-pinyin ‘cos I read them like reading Bahasa Malaysia when they should be pronounced differently.

Next, LinPeh, whose voice is the 2nd person (man) who make the announcement? Wuah, he really sounds like some Choy San voice. Is that you? Or Cocka Doodle? And who is the crazyfrog like cartoon voice, Wingz remixed? I heard Yee Lai San Cheong (so funny).

Had wanted to blog this earlier but my atm who is on leave today because of the Sultan of Kedah’s birthday had got his cornea scratched. Duh! He played badminton yesterday and must have thought he is Lin Dan vs. Lee Yong Wei in the All England. The eye-doctor covered up his left eye so I kena jadi driver, fetching him here and there. Nothing serious, just cover to avoid infection. But die ler, I get damn stressed driving my tuan (master) around. In the end, he chosed to drive with one eye. Town driving only, so can manage la. The most is kissed someone’s car butt.

PLEASE SING ALONG!
The sequence go like this:

Verse 1
mei tiao da jie siao siang (Zara mama)
mei geh ren di zhui lee (Thai Boxing Girl)
jien mien di yi ju hua (lilpatchee)
jiu si gong xi gong xi (May)

gong xi gong xi gong xi ni ah, gong xi gong xi gong xi ni (King’s Wife)

Verse 2
dung tian yi dao jing tou (John Ong)
zhen shi hao di siao xi (cocka-doodle)
wen nuan di chuen feng (Y. Bhg Tan Sri Rojaks Wingz )
jiu yao chui sing da di (GB Yeow)

gong xi gong xi gong xi ni ah, gong xi gong xi gong xi ni (KL Podcast:)

Verse 3
hao hao bing xue rong jie (Pin Pin)
yan kan mei hua tu rei (Helen and her Jantan)
man man chang yeh guo chu (moonlady and Lin Peh)
ting dao yi shen ji ti (Simmie Lang)

gong xi gong xi gong xi ni ah, gong xi gong xi gong xi ni (Desmond 9394)

Verse 4
jing guo duo sao kuen nan (LP)
li jing duo sao muo lian (JoMel)
duo sao xin er pan wang (5xmom)
pan wang chuen de xiao xi (Allison)

gong xi gong xi gong xi ni ah, gong xi gong xi gong xi ni (ALL SING)

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