Who is the screwer one here?

She is 10 years old.  They said she is a bit screwed.  Otak tak center.  If I am 10 and my mom has two husbands and 7 kids and some of whom may not be my own siblings, I would be screwed too. Recka’s stepfather Ahmad Omar, 49, said he and his wife would be [...]

RELA nuisance

this farking old man in his RELA suit, thinking he is the traffic police actually shoo-ed all the cars to move, inspite of the red lights and the children crossing the road. Mahai, can wait or not? Don’t you have any common sense that it is more important to see that the school children crossed safely than trying to act like you are escorting a time bomb?

iSad iNo iMac

If I am four years old, I will fall flat on the floor and screech till I get my iMac. But then, I am not four but fourty. So, I cannot kick up a fuss. You see, a month’s back I went to Apple Centre and they asked me to wait till the new Mac [...]

Re-post – Women only post – Men, shooo!

I asked a question at Facebook and sent the question to all my female Facebook contacts. However, I got a few guys who replied as well. Their answers are so funny so I think I should share it here. My question was : Does your taiyeemah aka aunt flo aka period ‘make appointment’ before arrival? [...]

Old flower eyes (re-post)

*sigh* I hate having old flower eyes. You can’t see near, you can’t see far. If you wear the spectacle for seeing far, you can’t eat because the rice grains don’t look distinguisable. It is totally bleh, I tell you. So, I had been wearing mono-vision contact lenses. That is, my left eye for close [...]

When they say fine prints, they mean FINE PRINTS, idiots!

So, we made online booking on Air Asia where everybody can fly (kite puas-puas, 10 rounds also can) and still able to catch a flight because I heard they are always delayed. Well, we checked and MAS’s price will be RM6,800 for four adults and 2 kids’ tickets. Air Asia is RM4,100 for 6 if [...]

Kota Kinabalu questions – Sabahans please help

Quick, tell me like, NOW? Cos I am leaving Thursday morning.

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