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This is not part two yet. Just wanna lawan sama Rojakz in the number of Valentine’s Day related post. š
1) Got leftover Chinese New Year cookies? You know……those unedible, tasteless, monkey oso dunwan to eat cookies?
Find a glass jar. A jam jar will do. Put a few of them inside. Go cut a piece of tiny cloth from your grandma’s sarong or mom’s CNY fatt choy red panties. Just a small piece will do. Cover the jar top with the cloth and tie with a gunny strings. Tadaaa, you got an authentic tartan-style, English cookie jar.
Give to the boyfriend or girlfriend. Put on your puppy eyes and pouty mouth and tell him/her that you are not good at baking and this is the best you can do. Each bite is a love bite or something.
2) Go to Ikea and buy the RM1.70 money plant. I swear, it isRM1.70 only when I bought it last time. I actually carried the stupid thing all the way back from KL to Penang! Go find some red ribbons, steal from your neighbour’s fatt choy plant if you need to and tie them on the plants.
Give to the boyfriend or girlfriend. Put on your puppy eyes and pouty mouth and tell him/her that you are not good at gardening and this is the best you can do. Tell him/her that your love will grow like the plant, each day.
3) Go to Salvation Army penny shop (we have that in Jalan Perak) and buy some torn teddy bear or raggy doll. It costs less than RM1. Throw it into the washing machine along with your panties (dirty one preferably) and wash. Chant some Thai kong thau (black magic) as the machine is spinning.
Give to the boyfriend or girlfriend. Put on your puppy eyes and pouty mouth and tell him/her that you are not good at sewing and this is the best you can do. Tell some white lies that it has been your companion for years and you are parting with your most treasured soft toy.
If you are even more cheapskate, just go to Rojakz and pick up an e-card and mail la. I had mailed mine to my atm.
Gallen Lo just couriered a old Teddy for me. Don’t know if he got wash his underpants with it or not???? lol
helen – I want, i want, not the teddy bear but the underpants. LOL
wah, din know kak lilian so terror one…the penang equivalent of Hitch..hehe
Hahaha good idea!
Y not just use the teddy bear as decor and make soup with the panty, then serve it to the unsuspecting lover, lagi best, muahahahahaha
niaseng !!! oi cheong sang yee ka !!! knot lidis mannn!!! *goan search for more valentine post materials* kakaka!
Point 3….Chant some Thai kong thau (black magic) as the machine is spinning.
so, that’s how you got 5xdad ah? LOL After 20 yrs, he still have not woke up from the spell ah?….correction “woke up from the smell” LOL
so baaaaad!!! LOL š
Cocka – Aiyor, you found my secret. Otherwise, how you think I get so many boxes of Godiva chocolates (i.e RM180 per box, RM8 per mouthful)? Careful hor, reading this blog also can emit some Thai kong thau ‘cos I live nearer to Thailand.
Wingz – St. Valentine must be turning in his grave to see the way we tear his day apart.
Samm – Ya hor, that one is the Indon maids trick hor? Ok, ok, one more tips liao. Make soup, it saves from buying sharks fin or salted fish tofu soup or lobster bisque. LOL.
Jeremy – I can handle clients of all ages too. From 12 to 90 years old. Matchmaker, I am.
Che-cheh – Don’t try this at home. Stunts performed by seasoned con-woman. LOL.
WAHAHAHA i thought you were going to add
“put your soiled panties in the coffe maker and make him a love potion”
ah pek – you know hor, my blog got many readers wan. afterwards, all follow my tips,the perlis drag me masuk lokap for causing major lausai nationwide. Kena shave somemore, to fit your present. LOL. Sotong flavoured latte.
Yvy – This is bloggers chemistry. One started the spark, the rest follow with the dirty ideas.
alternately, can use the ‘pakai mya’ tampon and make tea…jiggle, jiggle like tea bags like that.
Oh No, I’ve been conned! My RM19 a small jar mya CNY cookies sounds very much like your item No1 loh!
Waa if like that I better start a coffee shop selling original Cocka recipe. Ipoh newest specialty… Panty White Coffee. or tampon black coffee.
mahcipet your business better than mine i got 9 komen oni ok!!
Oii!!! Where can chin chai chin chai gif Valentine gift la? Later at nite darling dont want to gif leh how????????
Don’t buy anything for boyfriend / girlfriend, put on your puppy eyes and pouty mouth and tell him/her that you have no money and have to eat hi-5 bread everyday… but your love is undying…
Don’t buy anything for boyfriend / girlfriend, put on your puppy eyes and pouty mouth and tell him/her that you have no money and have to eat hi-5 bread everyday… but your love is undying…