This is not the first time I encounter people ber-romancing in their Kancil WHILE driving on the road. I don’t know whether it is because of the tiny space, hence making sparks flew easier and cause the irresitible urge to ber-romance.
Or is it because owners of Kancils are usually those who have mating instinct due to their mousedeer name? You know…..animal instinct?
So, today while I was in the queue to turn into the Race Course garden, which incidentally has the mahkamah syariah, this tiny white Kancil in front of me provides free show. Wallah, lucky none of my older kids were in the car with me or else I would have to make a quick turn into the right lane.
In between red and green lights, these two people were kissing away. Not that I haven’t seen it before but while manoeuvering a tiny mousedeer in heavy after school/office traffic while the lights were turning red/green/red? Not forgetting that Penang has loads of motorbikers who stopped very close to your car? Adoi, tone down a bit la. You are not in some romance movie, ok?
If you really beh tahan, do it discreeetly la. Wanna play with gear shift oso can. You don’t have to attract so much attention. Need a little lubricant, oso can. You don’t have to distract traffic. But nooooo….they just have to act it out. How I wish their car rosak-ed midway and the officers from the mahkamah come out and knock on their window. Then…everyone got show to see.
Haih…call me a prude or whatever but kissing while driving on a busy road in Penang with three lanes of traffic is not a good idea. Unless of course, you are in a convertible, spanking BMX 6 series, along the country road with a blonde.
Ever play peeping tom/jane of such manner? Quick, give me the juicy parts. Does too much hands, legs and paws action in our discreet country turns you off?