Thieves broke into my atm’s office and stole his Dell laptop. They cut the cable that secured the laptop. Some inside job ‘cos they knew which office to steal from. Poor thieves…the company laptop uses Windows NT with so many protected passwords they are going to bang their heads on the wall when they can’t find any p0rn in there. Oh wait a minute, didn’t I just emailed our errmm…video to him? Oh die! Oh die! *ROTFLMAO*
And they took his wedding ring away too! Both of us have outgrown our RM180 per ring gold band. Already ‘fatt’ so the fingers no longer fit.
Atm : You remember the gold tie-pin (some service award) and its box?
Me : Yeah.
Atm : My jade ring and wedding ring in there too
Me : So, you don’t have a wedding ring anymore? That means must get married again.
Atm : Yes, fast-fast find one for me?
Me : Wait, find WHAT for you?
Atm : A new wife mah, you say get married again what.
Me : Your head! I said we marry again. This time, I want a one-carat diamond ring.
Community message : Don’t ever store anything incriminating in your laptop. Or else you will end up on You-tube and become famous overnight.