Ok, ok, today I am going to help the country to boost its population. I will heed our PM’s call for five-a-family. After all, I am very patriotic, right?
So, all you guys, better hang on to your family marbles. Sure you can resist or not? See the photo already, faster-faster go home and tell your wife, ‘I want a baby and I want it now!’ And the ladies, I know you are going goo-goo and gaa-gaa and the siren clanging ‘Make me pregnant, make me pregnant!’
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the most adorable, healthy, cutest, sweetest, most handsome, beautiful, chubby baby with sparkling eyes, beautiful skin and drools. My breastfed baby. Taken in September 2003.
Damn…I want to get pregnant too. But I can’t anymore. So how?
Eh, what are you doing here, still reading? Go make babies lah!