No such thing as ‘white hair till old’ one…

This post is for all those women who have those ideals like ‘white hair till old’ kinda romantic notion. I tell you lah, it doesn’t exist one….Trust me…..

The moment you kicked the bucket hor, most likely lah, I say likely only lah…

your old man whom may not be so very old yet, will cari a new one.

I saw with my own eyes one.

And if your old man is the rich, professional, ok-looking one, lagi chialat.

The world is not fair one. Trust me lah.

The moment you died hor, his saham melambung tinggi.

Suddenly, the whole sea of fishes are biting.

I tell you lah, true one.

Someone whose wife died not long ago is now happily entertaining younger women. Wuah…life is not fair.

So, I think I am not going to die so soon. Or at least until I am very sure that time, my old man is at least half-blinded by cataract, pocket kosong due to his four sons used up all his money including EPF, life insurance and whatever savings. Maybe has plenty of illness and any foolish woman who wants to be his partner has to be his nurse, wash his butt and change his diapers. Plus repeat the answer 100 times per day to questions like, “What day is today? What day is today?”

So, I am going to make sure that I outlive him somehow. Or else, I think I will double-die (if there is such a thing) if I look down from heaven and see my old man, kiap-kiap (using chopsticks) foods for younger woman. Wuah….beh tahan.

Therefore, my dear ladies, stop believing in fairy tales and start spending your old man’s money to the max so that in case of any ‘tong kua tau foo’, at least you don’t feel cheated that you saved his money but skali you sell salted duck eggs, he spends it on other woman. Die also not peaceful like that.

And hor, don’t be foolish to think that maybe your loukong ‘not in operation or serviceable’ with you won’t suddenly become a stud with a younger woman. Some women think like that one lor. They thought, chey…that old man cucumber becomes pickles liao, which woman wants him lah. The world does not operate likedis wan….Got money, got profession, hampalang sarttttt…..Can use or not, also don’t care. Asalkan poket not pokkai.

I tell you lah, this one based on what I see. Oh ya, somemore got…..if your loukong is one of those sipeh romantic, romeo kind, you think you die already, he will cry and miss you forever meh? Lagi chialat this kind of men. Cos he needs an outlet to ber-romen so he is even faster to find a substitute. I no bluff one, I see with my own eyes.

The end. Now you may go back to your fairy tale world.

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15 thoughts on “No such thing as ‘white hair till old’ one…”

  2. Hey Lilian, morning morning. I sensed gender biasness..hahaha. anyway, it may be the same the other way round right…? Not all are like this lar.

  4. No matter how many real stories they hear, still there are a lot of girls choose to live in their fairy tale world wan.

  5. There are so many posts like this from you lately…. Are you starting to feel insecure from your old man? 🙂 But what you said is very very true…. my sil who passed away not more than 5 years ago, now husband is getting married again next week…. my mil is very very upset and sad…

  6. Linda – This is based on what I saw yesterday. Shocking worrrr….I didn’t know wives are so easy to replace one. Cos this couple I know long-long ledi and it hits me that our roles are not that important one. But on the other hand, I think I will fast fast find a replacement, if I can also lah. Hahhaa, I know it is unfair but hor, we need money to feed the kids mah. But men don’t need mah. You say correct or not? However, usually, widows are more faithful to the dead husband than widowers are to their dead wives.

    bryan – Yalor, young time can afford to dream. Got plenty of kids to feed time, must be realistic. It is all about money. And older time, when no more dependents, then, don’t know what already. LOL.

  7. Women not easy to find replacement.. bagage mah(if got kids) even if you do remarry for what purpose..? To do more laundry, cooking and sex..? Puhleez lah..menopause already..haha.. Guys, not the same, they always need someone to take care of the household things and also someone to care for their kids and someone to warm their bed at night.. unfortunately , pickle or not, when it is still ‘funtionable’.. that’s it lah..

  8. Very well said. A good reminder to all the ‘goey eye’ women out there. It is strange in this century, there are still lots of women out there that still thinks ‘got love, minum air pun boleh kenyang’… unbelivable.

  9. Aiyah.. die already habis cerita already lor. Of course the living will miss miss and all but he/she gotta get on with life ma no matter how old. Tak kan you want him/her to moan forever and ever until he/she drop dead too.

    Of course if I mati, I also want my husband to find happiness again… my time dah over.. his still running, so it is ok with me for him to find someone else to love again. I am sure it wont be the same and I will always be in his heart.. in that special place..

  10. Haha,so strange….that was our topic of discussion over dinner last night.Hubby said…”i wont remarry ,,,,once is more than enough!!Lilian,if i die before him,pls remind him,ok?

  11. Ya, so true la! Same after divorce. The man quick quick find a replacement. I think women are smarter. When loukong die oredi or divorce … wah they merdeka liau. Take the money and no need to remarry. Just find personal friend la. Most man cannot function on their own.Actually they need maid only. So those who ‘take over’ the job end up being maid la….

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